Chapter 153 of 1714
Chapter 153: The king came to patrol the mountain
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Why must it be a foreigner? This problem almost baffled everyone.
After all, there are more than four thousand people, and the total number of
foreigners is not more than one thousand. Among them, sticks, monkeys, Asan,
and shemales have to be counted. Why does Zhao Guanren get it right, and the
least number of foreigners will come?
"Little fish! Don't you even think about it..."
Gao Jie was lying behind a fallen tree, Yu Xiaoyu wiped her face dark, holding
a submachine gun with a low voice and smiled: "If I want to understand, I
won't tell you, I will be greedy for your body. It's not a day or two, I can't
ruin his good deeds!"
"Cut~"
Gao Jie raised his chin very proudly and said: "I just want to greedy him, I
will kick him if I dare to come over, but when I come, I will seduce him and
make him want to stop, dreaming about me every night!"
"Wow! High God General, you are so showy..."
Yu Xiaoyu smiled narrowly: "It's no wonder someone called you Xiaohuangya from
behind. I think you picked up the president's heart first. Even your own
apprentice seduce you. Jiang Ziya can't cure your sorrow. !"
"Shh~ someone is here!"
Gao Jie suddenly covered her mouth, looking from a distance on the hillside
outside the woods, a group of fully equipped soldiers came over, followed by a
dozen people in civilian costumes, but without exception, American foreigners
in the same water. There are about forty men and women.
"My God! What a foreigner..."
The two women looked at each other in shock. The foreigners were also shocked
in the horrible world of silence. Some reporters even took out the original
film camera to take pictures, but did not find that the "Gouhuo Squad" was
lying in ambush.
"Hello~"
Zhao Guanren walked out carrying the ring knife. The foreigners gave him a
fright, but immediately he looked like a ghost, cursing "Xiete, Fake" and the
like.
"Why? Why are you so unfriendly, aren't you peace fighters..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the woods and pointed to the male interpreter with
Asian faces and said, "Tell them, leave me with water and food for 20 people,
and I will let you pass through here, or I will call the devil over to faq
you. , You can try if you don’t believe me!"
"Damn it! I knew it wouldn't be a good thing to meet him, he is a despicable
guy..."
The foreigners all complained, and the team leader scratched his head in
depression, as if he could not go away after encountering a declining god.
The foreigners quickly discussed it and probably wanted to spend money to buy
a cleanser. Finally, the translator said: “You can’t eat 20 servings by
yourself. We can give you five servings and give you a message at the same
time. The Japanese team will just At the foot of the mountain, they are rich!"
"Yeah~Who said that foreigners are indifferent, you still know that
misfortunes are causing trouble..."
Zhao Guanren stepped forward and laughed: "But one yard goes to one yard. The
devil’s toll is more than a few packages of food. They have to use the flower
girl to honor my uncle. You are not allowed to have less than 20 things. I can
bargain. Calling someone!"
"Zhao Guanren! Why aren't you leaving? Xuanye is nearby..."
Suddenly there was a shout from the foot of the mountain. The voice of male
and female was indistinguishable. The translator hurriedly said: "Brother!
Please hurry up, please don't harm us anymore. We don’t have much food. Give
you some survival. Can the tools work?"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said, "It's pretty much the same, I will pick the
things out!"
"you are vicious!"
The foreigners had an unlucky expression of beeping the dog. They could only
collect water and food for ten people. They also asked him to take away two
tactical vests, as well as lighting sticks and grenades, all of which were the
most practical things. Almost didn't cry them out of anger.
"I don't take your things for nothing..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to the front and said: "Don't follow the ruins of the
battlefield. There will be many evil things in the ancient battlefield. At the
same time, everyone must wear a mask. The black fog will make you hallucinate
of death, understand?"
"understood!"
The translator immediately translated the words out, and the foreigners
finally nodded seriously, and suddenly felt that Zhao Guanren was not a bad
person.
"Little spice!"
Zhao Guanren smirked at a little foreign girl and said, "Join my team. Brother
will take you to "Gou Gou Gou". At the end, we will have ** again. It's so
cool!"
The foreign girl shook her head quickly and said: "NO! You are a Samsung, no!
The broom star, following you will...dog leash, the devil will cut you off,
goodbye! No appointment, no appointment!”
"Damn! You group of silly foreigners will bring dogs..."
Zhao Guanren yelled angrily, and after the foreigners ran away like a ** of
plague, Gao Jie and the others, who clashed up, immediately walked out.
Tang Xiaobing was pleasantly surprised: "Boss! You are too awkward. You robbed
the American team alone, but how do you know they will come?"
"Aunty! Have you figured it out..."
Zhao Guanren touched Gao Jie's chin, and Gao Jie slapped his hand taunted and
said, "You are so beautiful! When you are Yang Guo, Yang Guoke has one hand.
If you chop off your hand, I will be your aunt!"
"Even though Yang Guo only has one hand, he still has a big eagle, which can
make his aunt fly to the sky..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her with flying eyebrows, but Gao Jie said with a blank
eye: "No matter how big the Eagle is, it is Yang Guo. It has a relationship
with you for half a dime. Besides, have you ever seen the little dragon girl
wearing T-pants? Yang Guo would not give it this way. Give things to his
master, I don’t look like her at all!"
"..."
The people who just wanted to laugh suddenly realized that the taste was
wrong. They always thought Gao Jie was a serious person, and they really
deserved to be a teacher and an apprentice. You can't even see the taillights.
"Haha~ you are really my good master..."
Zhao Guanren and Gao Jie looked at each other tacitly, and said: "In fact,
this is very simple. In the eyes of those dumbfounded people, the direction of
my escape is the most dangerous place. No one wants to run into the crazy
Xuanye, but I have to Someone went searching, so..."
"Oh I see……"
Gao Jie suddenly realized: "The weak have no right to speak, whoever is the
weakest has to be cannon fodder, so the people who come here are either old-
fashioned or handsome. Only if they have lost the main team and have the least
number of people, other teams will naturally bully them!"
"Tell you, no one is a good bird under adversity, so keep your eyes on it..."
Zhao Guanren put on the tactical vest and other things. Everyone hurriedly
packed up other things and quickly walked down the side of the mountain. He
couldn't wait to do harm to the Japanese team.
"boss!"
Lu Datou hurriedly asked: "Can you get me a Japanese flower girl? My
grandfather killed the Japanese flower girl. I hate the Japanese flower girl,
uh no! Anyway, I want revenge!"
"You fart! Your computer is full of island films, and the license plates can
be backside down..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "This kind of thing can't be rushed. There
are a lot of little devils. We have to do both hard and soft to leave an
impression of fear and joy on the young talents, and then hang them all the
way, waiting for a few difficulties. Run, make sure to take the initiative to
follow you!"
"Haha~ high! It's really high..."
The excitement of Lu Datou came out, and Tang Xiaobing also greedily said:
"Boss! This method is also good for foreign devils, let's go back and ride a
Yanma, then there will be a sense of conquest!"
"you're so dumb!"
Zhao Guanren proudly said: "The U.S. and Japan teams are next to each other.
If something happens, Lao Mei must run to the devil's side. If something
happens, the devil will ask them to come over and help. When the time comes,
the U.S. and Japan doubles will be more enjoyable!"
"I also want……"
Yu Xiaoyu hurriedly said: "That handsome blond guy really fascinated me just
now. I must put him to sleep. If he dares not agree with you, help me beat him
up, and his girlfriend belongs to you!"
"I can tell, there is not a good person in our team..."
Gao Jie smiled bitterly: "People are worrying about their safety and trying to
survive. Only we are concentrating on being bandits. We are not satisfied
after robbing other people's things, and we have to do harm to other people's
girls and guys. I'm on the thief ship. NS!"
"What do you think? We have three perverts and four female murderers here..."
Chen Ran walked by her side and smiled: "Actually, this place is very similar
to the dark zone. There will be no good people who can live to the end. If you
don't bully others, they will have to bully you, but you should not think of
Teacher Zhao simply. Yes, he didn't grab things for food and drink!"
"why?"
Gao Jie slowed down and looked at her in surprise.
"Look at these people in front of you, big head Lu who is eating and waiting
to die, and Tang Xiaobing who is brave and brave..."
Chen Ran pointed to the front and said one by one: "Qiu Yihan who loves who
and who, Yu Xiaoyu who is ruthless, and Xu Yarong and Shen Ting who are
useless, plus you who are inexperienced and me who cannot be beaten. Actually
we are The weakest team!"
"I see……"
Gao Jie said thoughtfully: "Nine Days is to make people afraid of him and not
dare to provoke him, otherwise everyone thinks that we are easy to bully, we
will be dead!"
"Yes! No one dares to provoke us to live to the end..."
Chen Ran said: "The most troublesome thing now is Yu Xiaoyu. This kind of
woman believes in the law of darkness. If the limelight is wrong, she will
fight back. Teacher Zhao should be the first to punish her, and Qiu Yihan will
be the second. A goddess like her steps into the mud, and she will always have
her eyes above the top!"
"How do you know everything, I think you are terrible..."
Gao Jie shook his head in disbelief, but Chen Ran smiled: "Because I came here
like this. At first, I went from a school flower dominated by thousands of
people to a joke in his hand. Finally, I left all reserved and listened to
him. , He pushed me out of hell!"
Gao Jie raised his arms and asked, "Is Zhang Xinyue the same as you? And who
is his wife? Is he already married?"
"No! Zhang Xinyue and Zhou Miao are both his girlfriends, they are
colleagues..."
Chen Ran saw that he was almost at the foot of the mountain, and said: "I will
tell you their stories when I have time. Now I will give you the motto of
Teacher Zhao. I will live my life because I am afraid of death. Experience it!
"
Gao Jie said softly: "Because he is afraid of death, he is alive and
desperately. It's a philosophical sentence. No wonder he can always do so many
crazy things!"
"Hide! There is someone below..."
After Zhao Guanren suddenly hid behind a big rock, he raised his binoculars
and looked towards the small road at the foot of the mountain. Big head Lu
also crouched on his side and said in surprise: "Isn't this a stick? Where is
the devil? Confusing!"
"Fart! Stick chicken thief, hang behind the devil to avoid danger..."
Zhao Guanren adjusted the binoculars, and only looked at the South Korean
team, which was about two hundred people, and was walking in the footsteps of
the Japanese team. A dozen men in black walked in front, and the rest followed
from a distance.
Unexpectedly, not long after the South Korean team walked past, a team of more
than a dozen people suddenly appeared, ran into the woods and met with another
team, and after a conversation, they chased the South Korean team
collectively.
"Haha~ It's really the best thief in our country..."
Zhao Guanren put down his binoculars and laughed: "Every foreign team has a
fortress behind it. It should be because they are afraid that they will be
alone in the battle. The old American ** is also followed by people. I just
deliberately didn't see it. My road gangster will soon be Be famous!"
"Then what to do now, don't you still get Japanese girls..."
Lv's head looked at him eagerly, not caring about anything else, Zhao Guanren
got up and smiled: "Couldn't the Bangzi Niu not smell good? The gentleman will
only be late and never be absent. Let's go! Let's take the stick first, I hate
it the most. The villain of the chicken thief!"