Chapter 243: Let's learn to meow together

As the so-called tens of thousands of people, boundless, the large army of

300,000 corpse soldiers is even more terrifying, crowded like a tide like a

sea, occupying all the streets of an entire district, even the roofs and the

sky are full The figure of the corpse soldier, tall, short, fat and thin,

varied.

"Da da da……"

A rare white corpse horse slowly walked onto the street. The Wuyangyang corpse

of corpse soldiers separated automatically and made a straight road for it.

The corpse soldiers present all knelt down and lowered one after another. His

wild head.

certainly!

It is not necessarily Tang Seng who rides the white horse, it may also be the

official Zhao, and the official Zhao himself did not expect that the corpse

soldiers who ran across the city like a dog at the beginning have changed

their lives and become the masters of these corpse soldiers.

"Good luck fooling people!"

Zhao Guanren lifted the silver helmet mask and lit a cigarette leisurely. He

seemed to enjoy the appearance of thousands of corpse soldiers surrendering to

him, but he should enjoy it. Among the 300,000 corpse soldiers, he is the only

one. Only human seedlings.

"Why didn't Mrs. Zun come to see you off..."

Seven evil spirits rode out at the intersection of a giant wolf, followed by a

water wolf cavalry, but the heavy cavalry led by Zhutou crazy followed far

behind in the end.

"Do you think this is a place for people..."

Zhao Guanren spit out smoke at her and said: "Three hundred thousand corpse

soldiers, the corpse is so angry, if my wife’s delicate body is contaminated,

my son will not ask me to settle accounts after he is born, let’s talk about a

small battle. That's it, go and go back!"

"Then let's set off, Grand Marshal..."

Qisha rode up to him with a smile, and halfway behind him sensibly, Zhao

Guanren took out a flare gun and shot it into the sky with a "bang".

"Wow~"

Three hundred thousand red-eyed corpse soldiers all stood up, fifty thousand

hawks instantly obscured the sky, the sword and shield hand carrying the tower

shield leader walked forward, the middle array was all spearmen, the back

followed closely with skeleton archers, and a large number of them. The

cavalry was at the end.

"Let's learn to meow together, meow together, and prepare to sing..."

Zhao Guanren waved his hand with high morale, and the high-ranking corpse

soldiers who could talk raised their heads, all of them reflexively began the

cantata.

"Meow meow meow together..."

Qisha also liked this song very much. The black cat tail fluttered behind him,

and took the initiative to lead a group of female cats to sing very happily.

Even the giant wolves of the wolf cavalry shook their heads and looked like

epileptic seizures. .

"Qingsha! How long can I leave the dark zone..."

After Zhao Guanren sang the song, he flicked the cigarette ** in his hand,

hitting the hip of a female orc, and smiled at him coquettishly.

Qisha smiled and said: "If you speed up the march, you should be able to go

out at 7 o'clock tonight, but we are at the center of the sky!"

"I'm going! I knew I drove a tractor, what kind of horse to ride..."

Zhao Guanren shook his head with a bad face, but Qisha smiled and said: "I

have prepared a sedan chair for you. You can go in and rest when you are

tired, but are you sure that 300,000 people can settle the Dark Devil? If you

lose, this queen will lose her life!"

"Ann! I can't bear you to die..."

Zhao Guanren touched her face with a hand, and Qisha looked at him full of

confidence and didn't say a word. But would Zhao Guanren really dispatch

troops? Anyone who knows him knows that the answer is yes.

He will not!

He doesn't even know where the archers should be. The big demon kings who can

fight are shit. It doesn't mean that he has the ability to command an army of

300,000. He is only good at small gang crimes. Thirty people are basically the

upper limit, more than 30 people. He has almost never won the life.

"Oh~No! I have to pull a papa..."

Zhao Guanren suddenly covered his belly and kicked his horse and left. He ran

to a RV on the side of the road, jumped off the horse and got in.

"The lazy donkey grinds ** and urinates a lot..."

Qisha rolled his eyes in an angry manner, and had to lead the wolf cavalry

with him, and smiled: "Grand Marshal! You are the only human here. What's so

embarrassing. It's convenient to squat on the road and no one will look at

you. what!"

"Hiss~oh..."

Zhao Guanren groaned in pain, and after a long time he said, "Many of the food

you gave has expired, and it broke my stomach, and I didn't bring paper. You

come in and give me the tail. I'll give it back to you once it's cleaned!"

"I don't have a lot of hair on my tail, so I can't wipe it clean. I'll find

you a little fox..."

Qisha beckoned lazily, and a white-tailed fox girl immediately ran over, and

without hesitation, raised his tail and got in.

"Hahaha……"

Who knows that the little fox girl actually giggled and laughed, and said: "My

lord! No, we will be left behind if we delay any longer. Can someone serve you

in the sedan chair?"

"No hurries?"

Zhao Guanren smirked and said: "It takes seven or eight hours to get outside.

When I'm done, there is no time for me to catch up quickly. Take off my

leather armor and let this demon king appreciate it!"

"My lord! It really doesn't work. Delaying the military plane will kill you,

alas~ my lord..."

"Zhao Guanren!"

Qisha slammed the door open and got into the RV, pulled the little fox girl in

half untied clothes, threw it out of the car, and said angrily: "I have

prepared a ready-made sedan chair for you. You can play whatever you want, but

you I have to stay here and not leave, what on earth do I want to do?"

"Why don't you use it on the sedan chair? I have to relax before the war..."

Zhao Guanren sat on the small bed of the RV, took off the plate armor that was

in the way, smiled and walked to her and closed the door, and touched her tail

easily.

"what are you doing?"

Qi Sha hurriedly pushed him to sullenly said: "Don't try to do anything to me,

although I am your subordinate, but I am not obligated to relax with you, you

can pick any of my subordinates, they are much more beautiful than me!"

"But I have a soft spot for you..."

Zhao Guanren took out a tin can, opened it and handed it to her and said,

"Little cat! This is a small gift I specially prepared for you. Whether you

let me touch it, I have to express my feelings for you. , Do you smell it?"

"what is this……"

Qisha subconsciously leaned forward and sniffed. Who knew she suddenly

trembled, grabbed Zhao Guanren's wrist and sniffed for several times, and said

with excitement: "It smells so good! It smells so good, I feel... I feel like

I'm going to float up." , Meow~"

The Qisha screamed as if in estrus, and the excitement came out, followed by

sticking out her tongue and licking a big bite in the jar, then fell to the

ground, rolling back and forth with her tail in her face, her face flushed.

Tearing the leather armor.

"Wow! The effect is so good..."

Zhao Guanren sniffed the small tin can in surprise, hurriedly pulled out a

bunch of green mucus, smeared it all on his body and squatted down, smirking

and said: "Hey~ you are really a sorrowful cat, the taste of catnip is good.

Well, I still have a lot!"

"Meow~"

"Queen! Are you okay..."

The matchmaker opened the car door suspiciously, and suddenly saw Qisha

pressing Zhao Guanren on the ground, holding his head and kissing and kissing,

like a wild cat girl who wanted to eat people.

"Do you think she looks like something is going on..."

Zhao Guanren hugged the Qisha in his arms and said with a lustful smile: "The

war is coming! Relax, you wait patiently outside for a while, and we will come

out when we are done!"

"Uh~ good!"

The matchmaker closed the door with a weird face. I'm afraid that no one

except Qingbai Shuangjiao would take chastity seriously. Qisha didn't let Zhao

Guanren touch him for the sake of face, and had nothing to do with chastity.

"My lord! Your Majesty, she won't..."

The little fox girl came over in surprise, and the matchmaker gently waved her

hand and said: "Zhao Guanren has coveted your Majesty for a long time, and

deliberately refused to leave. He clearly wanted to take the opportunity to

hold your Majesty. Your Majesty can only let him get what he wants. It's

really mean. Guy!"

"Your Majesty has no personnel, do you want me to go in and help..."

The little fox girl walked on tiptoe to the window, took a quiet look through

the gap in the curtains, and immediately covered her mouth and ran back and

smiled: "Your Majesty is so showy... Means, your Majesty is moved!"

"Dead girl!"

The matchmaker slapped her angrily, pretending to be angrily: "Your Majesty is

also something you can take a peek at, look at your eyeballs again, just stay

here for me, your Majesty won't tell you not to pass, right! Go and get a

bucket of clean water. Your Majesty will clean it later!"

"Meow~"

There was another ecstasy meow from the RV, which made the matchmaker

snickered while covering her mouth, but the wait lasted for more than 20

minutes. Although the RV did not shake anymore, the seven evil spirits were

still meowing constantly. .

"Why is it like this? It won't really taste the sweetness..."

The matchmaker frowned suspiciously, but a male cat suddenly ran over and

said, "My lord! Your majesty's voice doesn't seem to be right. The female

cat's estrus is not the cry, but it seems to be crazy, listen. Looks very

confused!"

"Oops!"

The matchmaker rushed over and pulled the car door open. Zhao Guanren was

missing. Only the seven evil spirits with a disheveled curled up on the

ground, holding Zhao Guanren's armor, meowing, not giving money after being

ruined, but taking the initiative. The silly look of helping the baby.

The male cat man covered his nose and exclaimed: "No! The cat love grass, the

added cat love grass, your majesty is poisoned!"

"Quickly detoxify your majesty..."

The matchmaker rushed in anxiously and opened the small bed, but Zhao Guanren

was still nowhere to be seen. She tore open the roof angrily and jumped on the

roof to look around, but the surrounding area was surrounded by the army, and

Zhao Guanren turned into a fly. Can't escape.

"typical!"

The matchmaker suddenly realized something and immediately jumped out of the

car and got down to take a look.

really!

There is a manhole cover that has been moved under the car, and a large cut

has been made in the chassis of the RV. Zhao Guanren must have gotten into the

sewer from the car.

"Come on! Go to the Guangming Tower to chase Zhao Guanren, don't let him run

away..."

The matchmaker yelled and jumped, and Qisha also woke up at this time, and

rolled out of the car smoothly.

"Your Majesty! Are you okay..."

The matchmaker hurried to support her, but Qisha beat the ground and shouted

angrily: "Asshole! The ** is ruining people, and it's ruining the old

mother's head. I'm going to give his woman to the corpse. I will get Zhou Miao

down!"

"Tweet~"

A huge harpy rushed high into the sky, and soon grabbed a little hawk and

swooped down. The little hawk shrank his head innocently, and he did not dare

to hold a woman tightly in his paws. release.

"No! This doesn't seem to be Zhou Miao..."

The matchmaker hurried over and removed the woman's messy hair. As expected,

it was not Zhou Miao herself, but a maid in Zhou Miao's house.

"Why the magic ring is on her feet..."

Qisha pointed at the maid’s ankle in surprise, and the matchmaker said

angrily: "Your Majesty! Zhao Guanren saw through our situation. He put a fake

lock magic ring on this woman's feet and changed Zhou Miao. Hurry up. Tell

Yongye to intercept them!"

"Notice a fart..."

Qi Sha sat on the ground and trembled with anger, and gritted his teeth and

said, "How did you tell me to tell Yong Ye that I was ruined by Zhao Guanren

and let him run away with a woman? You quickly get him back to me? , Life and

death!"

"Huh~ idiot! Complete idiot..."

A cold snort suddenly sounded in the air, and angrily said: "Qisha! I know you

are not Zhao Guanren's opponent, but you lost so thoroughly. You disappointed

me too much. If Zhao Guanren runs today, I will want you. Life!"