Chapter 417 of 1714
Chapter 417: Sunji Changtai
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"There is a thief, come catch the thief..."
The woman’s screams resounded throughout the garden, and eight strong
swordsmen jumped out one after another, trying to chop off the little thief as
fiercely as they were, but they were dumbfounded when they fixed their eyes.
There is no little thief in the empty garden. Traces.
"Quickly! Separately look for..."
The swordsmen separated and searched like anxious eyes. The woman looked
stunned when she turned her head and stomped her feet and shouted anxiously:
"Go to the old house behind. He must have escaped in, but I can't let him
escape. We must kill him, no, no! You can't keep him alive!"
"You two come with me..."
The head of the knife hurriedly ran to the old house in the depths.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Guanren did not run far. After he found the ambush, he
walked around the rockery first. At this time, he jumped out from behind the
rockery and strangled the woman's neck. , Covered her mouth and dragged behind
the rockery.
"Don't move! Move to kill you again..."
Zhao Guanren pressed her to the ground fiercely, and put a broken tile against
her neck. Fortunately, this woman didn't know much about martial arts. She
shivered and nodded in fright. Zhao Guanren yelled again, "Quickly take off
her belly." Come down to me!"
"..."
The woman became stiff, and suddenly remembered that she was a daring
perverted thief. She dared to jump into the bathtub of her lady's naked body,
and could only plead in a muffled voice: "Little brother! Please spare me, I'm
old and frail. , I really don't deserve you!"
"Of course you are not worthy of my small fresh meat, I only want your
belly..."
Zhao Guanren tightened the tiles again, and the woman immediately concluded
that this was a metamorphosis. Fetishism was not uncommon in ancient times.
She could only bit her lip in shame, put her hand in her clothes tremblingly,
and pulled out after a while. Pieces of canvas come in a bellyband.
"Very good! Now we both have a leg..."
Zhao Guanren took her apron and let her go, and squatted in front of her with
a smirk: "If I was caught, I would say that you are my old friend, and you
brought me in for a tryst. This apron is our private partner. If you can pass
the evidence, it depends on how you see people in the future!"
"you you you……"
The astonished woman couldn't even speak. It turned out that Zhao Guanren had
this idea. In fact, this woman is at most 35 or six years old. In this era,
she is an old woman, but she still has her charm and posture. The plumpness
and the ability to seduce small fresh meat will never make people doubt it.
"Send me out, or I will even talk about your lady..."
Zhao Guanren pulled the woman up from the ground, and triumphantly put her
apron into her arms. The woman could only protect her chest with a humiliating
face, and led him back with a pale face.
The identity of the woman in the mansion is obviously not low. The passing
Jiading and the maid stood aside to salute. Zhao Guanren lowered his head and
no one was surprised. The two went all the way into the yard and out of the
yard. After passing through a moon gate, they finally arrived. The back door
of the mansion.
"Aunt Fifth! Is this a newcomer..."
The two family members were sitting outside the concierge and chatting. The
fifth aunt smiled and nodded, and personally stepped forward to open the back
door, but Zhao Guanren tugged her with a smile: "Fifth aunt! I have a bad
memory, Miss confessed. It's good for you to tell me again!"
"Good, good!"
Aunt Wu followed out stiffly. There was a small bluestone road outside and a
large house next door. After Zhao Guanren walked a bit forward, the fifth aunt
said with a blushing face: "Give me your belly, what do you want? What kind of
you!"
"Borrow something to wrap around, and I will definitely return it doubled in
the future..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and stretched out his hand. The fifth aunt took out an
embroidered pouch with a cold face, and took out a few pieces of silver from
it.
"Stingy! It's not like I won't pay you back..."
Zhao Guanren snatched the purse and smiled: "Tell your eldest lady, I will
draw the portrait of her bath carefully, especially the red mole on her chest,
the birthmark on her buttocks, and then match it with The story of her tryst
with me is divided into three episodes, upper, middle and lower, and will be
given away when you meet people on the street!"
"You, what do you want to do, do you want to kill my lady..."
Aunt Wu’s face suddenly turned green. It seems that this era pays much
attention to fame, but Zhao Guanren sneered: “This is the end of her backlash.
I will find the best painter later, and make sure not to omit any details. !"
"How much silver do you want before you can give up. You offer a price..."
Aunt Wu hurriedly grabbed his wrist, but Zhao Guanren pulled his hand away and
said, "I'm not extortion. When I am in a good mood, I will stay at home and
appreciate it. If I am in a bad mood, I will draw 10,000 pictures of her and
make her completely stinky. Let's ride a donkey and read the songbook, and
let's watch!"
Zhao Guanren turned his head and left after speaking. The anxious fifth aunt
was scratching his heart and lungs behind him, but he quickly disappeared into
a busy street. It should be noon to see the sky, but it was a pity that he
could not wear a watch. Let’s see the time. You have to guess.
"Store! Give me a bowl of beef noodle..."
Zhao Guanren swaggered into a noodle restaurant, but the boss blinked in
wonder, and smiled: "Guest officer, don’t joke with me. I don’t have beef in
this small shop, or I will give you a bowl of three fresh dishes. Lomian, how
about a poached egg?"
"Okay! Give me another bottle of pulse, uh~ rice wine, rice wine, right..."
Zhao Guanren then remembered that in ancient times, he could not kill cattle
casually. It seems that it is the same here, but he was addicted to smoking
after sitting down. He only hated Zhao Ziqiang for being more anxious than
him, so he sent him bare ** directly. Is unknown.
"Sanxian's braised noodles are here..."
The boss brought a bowl of steaming noodles. The amount was so large that Zhao
Guanren jumped. It was at least two large bowls. He subconsciously asked, "How
much is your noodles? Such a big bowl wants to kill me. !"
"Hehe~"
With peasant cunning on his face, the boss rubbed his hands and smiled: "I
think you want to eat cattle when you are hungry. Naturally, I have the
largest bowl for you. I specially put a few prawns for you. Fifteen cents, you
only charge three cents for Mi Niang!"
"You're cruel! Kill me when you come up..."
Zhao Guanren glanced at the sign on the wall. A bowl of scallion noodles only
cost four dollars. This product directly brought him a luxurious meal. It
seems that no matter what era, business people are very chicken thieves, but
he is also a profiteer. Very understanding.
"I just came here to join my relatives, sit down and chat with me..."
Zhao Guanren took out a small silver bean and threw it to the boss generously.
The boss sat down to chat with him overjoyed. In fact, the boss’s accent is
biased towards Wu Nong’s soft language. If his father is not from Suhang, he
would definitely not understand it. Mandarin is similar to Mandarin.
‘Lantai County! ’
Zhao Guanren finally knew that this was Lantai County, but it was definitely
not a parallel time and space, because this was an era called the Dashun
Dynasty.
The name Dashun sounds auspicious and rustic, but the family has existed for
more than a hundred years, and the peasant dynasty established by Li Zicheng
has the same name but different lives.
‘It’s over! I've crossed into extraterrestrial space...’
Zhao Guanren was eating noodles and chatting with the boss. Lantai County is
one of the largest counties in the south-central region. It has developed
water transportation and is home to fish and rice. However, there were no Five
Dynasties, Ten Kingdoms, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing, and there was no
Yangtze River or Yellow River. .
"Right! Have you heard of Bashan Spirit Pagoda..."
Zhao Guanren put down half a bowl of noodles and hiccuped, but the boss nodded
and said: "No one knows the Pashan Spirit Pagoda, the place where the gods are
born, it used to be the territory of our Dashun, but now it is occupied by the
people of the great auspicious country. I can't get it back for more than ten
years!"
"Good luck? Isn't there a great power..."
Zhao Guanren almost squirted the rice wine out of his mouth. The name of this
country was too casual, how auspicious it was. "I haven't heard of it, did you
just come out of the mountain..."
The boss shook his head and said: "Shunji Changtai! These four characters were
left by the immortal on the Bashan Spirit Pagoda. I took the first Shun
character for the founding of the country. Daji country misappropriated a
lucky character, and the southwestern one. Changanguo, and the Taiping
Heavenly Kingdom of Fanbang, they are all thieves, steal our words to keep
them safe!"
‘Is it too early, it’s not yet the Apocalypse...’
Zhao Guanren murmured to himself, but since there is the Bashan Spirit Pagoda,
it means that he did not come to the wrong place. Maybe he will change to the
Emperor of the Apocalypse in a few years. After all, Zhao Ziqiang is going to
send them to the second year of the Apocalypse, indicating that the new
emperor has just recently taken the throne. .
"Who is the mansion diagonally across? It's so grand..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to the big house of the little lady’s house, and the boss
said: "Bian Mansion! Bian Yuan’s family, his family was originally the
foremost rich man in Ningzhou Mansion and the emperor merchant who led the
royal family salaries, but these years have fallen. Hold your face with this
mansion!"
"Oh!"
Zhao Guanren pretended to be enlightened and said, "It turned out to be the
Bian Mansion. There is a pretty young lady in his family. What is the name of
Bian? Have you married yet?"
"You're talking about Bian Xianglan, Miss Bian, she's so pretty..."
The boss contemptuously said: "Miss Bian has no face, she is tall, big, and
hard. She can't get married even in her twenties. There is no adult male in
Bian's family. As the old saying goes, the house is headed and the house
collapses!"
"The taste is different, I can't talk..."
Zhao Guanren wiped his mouth and walked out. Miss Bian's supermodel's figure
and appearance would be dismissed in this era, but he can't catch the boss and
talk alone, and it will definitely make people suspicious if he continues to
talk.
"Eat fish! Fresh big carp..."
"Take a look! Take a look, the tiger skin plaster that can cure all
diseases..."
"Guest! The best Huojing persimmons, do you want to buy a few and try them..."
The streets and alleys are full of shouts. Zhao Guanren feels that following
Hengdian Film and Television City is almost the same. The ancients are not as
backward as he imagined. Not only are there drains on the roadside, they will
be beaten when they urinate and defecate, and there are special fire fighting
defenses. Yu Jun.
"so beautiful……"
Zhao Guanren squeezed into the crowd to watch juggling, and then went into the
teahouse to hear and read, everything was fresh, and there was no sense of
loneliness that other people traveled through. He could even get used to the
ghost town of corpses, with a population of more than 300,000. In the big
county town, he is as easy as traveling.
"Da Lang! Two cooking cakes..."
Zhao Guanren came to a shop with a smile, looking around looking for Pan
Jinlian, but Renjia handed him two steamed buns. Then he realized that the
biscuits were not biscuits, but he felt dumbfounded when he touched his
sleeves. The sleeves were cut. A big hole.
"Fuck! Dare to steal Lao Tzu's money..."
Zhao Guanren angrily threw down the cooking cakes, but there were so many
places he had just gone, and he didn't know where his sleeves were cut. There
was no more than a dozen taels of silver.
However, he is still facing one of the most difficult problems. Modern people
need an ID card to open a house, and ancient people also need official
certificates. Even if he is an alien, ordinary people dare not take him in.
When the curfew is at night, he People who sleep on the streets will be
arrested.
"It's miserable! I really have to go back to blackmail Bian Ni Ni..."
Zhao Guanren walked back in tears. In this era, all countries admire the use
of force, and all kinds of practice secret books are all over the streets, and
many of them are boasting that they can cultivate into immortals.
Although Zhao Ziqiang promised that there were no immortal cultivators, he
couldn't stand the fight. Bian Xianglan was able to fight him all over the
floor. This is evident in the strength of the common people. He was really
afraid that Bian Xianglan would buy a few masters and unload him. Eight yuan.