Chapter 489: Xiao Qiao and Sun Shangxiang

"Tonight, the breeze is blowing, blowing my heart, how many dusty past

feelings, returning to my heart..."

Zhao Guanren rarely sang politely. He moved a table and chairs and sat outside

the gate of Tianhe Hall. There were drinks and side dishes on the table. The

Zhongyang Hall of the Shang Dynasty was directly in front of him. Emperor Yao

is choosing his concubine in the study behind him.

"What are you humming? It's so nice..."

Jin Wuming came shiningly from the side, and beckoned the ** to bring in a

Mazha. He sat at the table and began to eat and drink. He was not at all

polite to him, and his rugged eating style did not seem to be commanding.

Zhao Guanren said casually: "Where do you not meet in life! Don't you need to

sleep? You will see you jumping up and down like a monkey!"

"My great master! Sleeping for an hour or two every day will make you full of

energy..."

Jin Wuming wiped his shiny mouth, picked up his cigarette, lit a cigarette,

and said, "I usually patrol the night from time to time. I usually stand as a

door ** in the morning, and I have nothing to do with the imperial guards

and the imperial army. Just go back to the house for a family reunion, it's

rare to spend the night in the palace!"

"I guess!"

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "You must have a lot of wives and concubines. If

you have nothing to do, go back to your house to get a wife and have children.

The children are all studying in the imperial school. There are too many wives

and children, and you have a heavy burden. Neither can be taken out!"

Jin Wuming said in astonishment: "How do you know?"

"Don't be embarrassed! Commander..."

Zhao Guanren took out a lighter from his sleeve and said with contempt: "You

smoke and take a clip and a clip. You can even use my lighter. Who doesn't

know that you are poor. I will give you a collector's edition when you turn

around. You can't take it in pure gold. Otherwise the emperor will think I

will buy you!"

"Pure gold! I really didn't pay attention. I'm used to it. I always like the

emperor's lighters..."

Jin Wuming sneered embarrassingly: "My wife is my master's daughter. She

spoils her as a child. She said that when a man has money, he will go bad. She

only gives me a dozen silver dollars a day. Anyway, I never eat. , Basically

enough, but recently I bought a lot of cigarettes, and money is a bit tight!"

"Hehe~"

Zhao Guanren smiled narrowly: "You are collecting the pictures in the

cigarette case, the Water Margin generals series or the Three Kingdoms

generals series?"

"God! Definitely the Three Kingdoms, we can't look down on the grass bandits

in the Water Margin..."

Jin Wuming took out a stack of colorful pictures from his sleeves, and said

excitedly: "One hundred and eight gods of the Three Kingdoms, I only have Hei

Lu Bu and God Guan Yu. I dare say that no one in the entire capital has as

many collections as I have, Chun A few days ago, the king was going to

exchange Xiaoxiao Qiao for naked Diaochan with me. Does he think I am stupid?

I have copied five hundred and two pieces of naked Diaochan!"

"Amazing!"

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Naked Diaochan is rare. The cigarette factory

has issued 300 sheets in total, but Naked Xiaoqiao is also quite rare. A

thousand sheets are not many in the whole country. I have them in this

cigarette case!"

"Really? Why didn't you say it earlier, I haven't seen Naked Xiao Qiao..."

Jin Wuming hurriedly tore his cigarette case open, and he really took out a

picture of Xiao Qiao getting out of the bath. His eyes were widened in an

instant, and he suddenly jumped up and exclaimed: "You won! This is the

winning card, second class. Award, five hundred taels of silver!"

"No life! What are you arguing about, what happened..."

Emperor Shunyao suddenly pulled open the door of the palace and ran out with a

disheveled hair. Jin Wuming hurriedly knelt down and said embarrassingly: "The

emperor! The Weichen was lost and lost, and disturbed you. I found something

in the princess's cigarette case. Zhang Naked Xiaoqiao won the second prize!"

"Little Joe is naked too? I take a look..."

Emperor Shunyao took a look at the picture, pointed to Zhao Guanren and said,

"Are you stupid? Yanfang was run by his side house. He doesn't have any

pictures you want. Ask him to give you two sets of pictures later, and then

give you two sets of pictures. What kind of two sets of souvenir sets, save

you from holding the cigarette case all day long to open it!"

"God! What you said is wrong..." Zhao Guanren stood up and laughed: "The chief

demolished a picture, isn't it? What he demolished is a dream, like he cut off

the head of an enemy chief with his own hands and gave it to me. Give it to

him, can it feel the same? The leader has a dream of being a general. You

can't let his dream be shattered!"

"That's great! To kill you must cut it yourself, and to remove the cigarette

you must remove it yourself..."

Jin Wuming said excitedly: "When you open the cigarette case, you have a

special pleasure, because you never know what you will open, especially when

you open the hidden card. For example, when I open the naked Diaochan, I am so

excited. I didn't sleep at night, and the next day my mansion was full of

people, begging me to have a look at them!"

"The ruler is different from the general. I only need the result, regardless

of the process..."

Emperor Shunyao proudly said: "Godson! You will send me two sets into the

palace tomorrow, and I also want a gold gift box, right! Bian Ji Yanfang

really sent Hei Lu Bu and Shen Guan Yu, why one? I didn't show up, I always

feel that you are cheating money!"

"How can you cheat money? People who cheat money don't report to the

official..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "However, these two ultimate characters have

only printed eight sheets so far. They will be released early next month. I

don't know which cigarette will be stuffed into them. Anyway, four of them

will definitely enter Beijing at the end of the year. There will also be a

commemorative version of Red Plum Smoke, ten sets of ultimate characters, and

a thousand sets of hidden characters!"

"Fucking! You are too treacherous..."

Jin Wuming scolded angrily: "I cheekily asked the emperor to borrow money. I

took them all to buy cigarettes. I can't take the last two pieces apart.

Surely kill your smokehouse to scold your mother, I don't care! You have to

give me two!"

"Huh? Don't you want the dream of the ** general..."

Emperor Shunyao looked at him amusedly, while Jin Wuming smiled bitterly: "It

costs too much money to buy cigarettes. My family chases me every day and

scolds me every day, and there are only four ultimate figures in Beijing,

unless the minister is lucky. Otherwise, it is tantamount to idiotic dreams!"

"Look at giving you to the poor, I will reward you with five thousand taels

for buying cigarettes, don't tell your wife..."

Emperor Shunyao waved his hand dumbfoundedly and laughed, Father Tian ran over

with a sneer, but just about to close the door of the hall, Jin Wuming

hesitated and shouted: "The emperor! That... have you finished enjoying Naked

Xiaoqiao? , Can you return it to the minister after the reward?"

"Which one of you sees that I have finished the reward, come to the Imperial

Study Room tomorrow morning to pick it up..."

Emperor Shunyao took the picture and walked under the lamp to take a closer

look. He walked into the temporary bedroom with a deep gaze. Father Tian left

a gap in the door and laughed and said, "Major! You are really not opening the

pot or mentioning which pot, the emperor is about to Put your gun on the horse

and don't keep it for fun!"

"Blam me! I can't hold my breath, drink..."

Jin Wuming sighed and sat back, but as soon as he had a drink with Zhao

Guanren, he asked: "The prince of the county! Are there any hidden versions of

the beauties of the Three Kingdoms without clothes? I especially like the

heroic Sun Shangxiang, you... can you... Can I get two for the next official?"

"Of course there are all of them. The Three Kingdoms Beauty will have a hidden

series. I have a magnified and enhanced version, a bridal scream version, and

a horse streaking version, a royal special version, which outsiders can’t

get..."

Zhao Guanren squinted and raised his eyebrows at him. Jin Wuming's face was

flushed with excitement. He picked up the hip flask and took a sip, and

whispered, "I want it all, small but not addictive, I want The big one, I will

trade a heavenly sword for you!"

"Our gentlemen's friend, it hurts our feelings to say that we change it. If we

use it for fun, it's..."

Zhao Guanren took out two packs of cigarettes and threw them to him, smiling:

"My wife got my cigarettes from the smokehouse. The winning rate is relatively

high. Try your luck, right! How much is the difference between the top ten

masters? , Such as the gap between you and Qianye Xuan!"

"I told you the truth, there are actually only five great masters..."

Jin Wuming said earnestly: "The realm of the five great masters is

extraordinary, far from being comparable to the bottom five in the sky list.

Although I am ranked sixth in the sky list, I have no problem with Chiba Xuan

hitting ten, but many people don't understand. I thought they were all great

masters who entered the ranking list, but in fact the last five are all made

up!"

"Oh?"

Zhao Guanren was surprised: "Qianye Xuan ranked third, then who are the first

and second?"

"The first master is my Dashun real Guoci, but Master Guoci likes to travel

everywhere, no one knows where he is, and I haven't heard from him for many

years..."

Jin Wuming said: "The second on the list is the national teacher of Ji

country...Kshatria! The fourth is the female commander of the country... Hong

Luan, the Hong Luan sword of the refining pavilion is her sword, she is

defeated by the real Guoci After holding it, the master said that her sword

was too hostile, so he abolished the Hongluan sword and gave it to Duan

Commander!"

"Commander Duan? The one from the Beijing Superintendent Field..."

Zhao Guanren looked at him in shock, and Jin Wuming nodded and said: "Command

Duan has a chance with Master Guoci, and he can be counted as half of his

disciple. Otherwise, if there is such a big mistake in the guard, how could he

have nothing to do, Command Duan I have won the trust of the emperor!"

"Tsk tut~"

Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette and said with disdain: "Sure enough,

everyone in the palace has a background. There is no grace for no reason. The

fifth great master should be in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, right?"

"right!"

Jin Wuming said bitterly: "The fifth was originally my master, but my master

was defeated by Hong Luan and was seriously injured and drove the crane west.

Only ten years ago, the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom had a great master, the

leader of the shadows. ... Nan Litian! You killed one of his disciples!"

"I?"

Zhao Guanren was surprised and said, "Could it be the time in Lantai County,

when the man in black who was hiding behind the wall failed, I also killed the

hapless guy!"

"Haha~ I report to the secret pile in Thailand, Nan Litian is presiding over

the funeral for the disciple..."

Jin Wuming lit the cigarette and laughed and said: "Unlucky guys are Nan

Litian's disciples, from a first-grade genius master, Nan Litian has high

hopes for him, but he stabbed you to death by the wall without seeing him. You

cultivated. What kind of exercise is so sharp!"

"I……"

Zhao Guanren grabbed his hand as soon as he wanted to speak, and only felt a

tyrannical profound energy. He rushed towards the dantian from the palm of his

hand. His dantian immediately exploded with a "crack", and there was an

electric light that smashed the profound energy.

"you……"

Jin Wuming let go of his hand like an electric shock, and said in disbelief,

"Thunderbolt and lightning will kill you. How can you practice that kind of

exercise? Do you know that you will get into trouble when you reach the fourth

level?"

"I didn't understand when I was a kid, let the adulterer be fooled..."

Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "People lied to me saying that

this is the supreme ** skills. Later I learned that it was a banned book,

but since I have practiced, I can't change it. The cultivation level has been

stuck on the third level. Life is a waste!"

"Oh~ Actually, that book is the originator of the mountain, and opened up a

road to the sky for future generations..."

Jin Wuming sighed: "There is the first edition of the book in the palace. My

master has carefully studied it many times, and found that the writing style

has suddenly changed since the fourth, so we have always suspected that

someone deliberately tampered with it. That strange book deliberately cheated

latecomers!"

"Who would do this?"

Zhao Guanren hurriedly stared at him, and Jin Wuming shook his head and said,

"I don't know! It has been almost two hundred years. Those who know it have

turned into loess, but you are not a waste. The first three..."

"Wait! There is someone in the hall..."

Zhao Guanren stared at the front hall abruptly. Jin Wuming shot it like a

cannonball. Father Tian also opened the door and showed his head in horror. He

trembled and said, "The prince of the county! Are you here again?"

"Come! A concubine..."

Zhao Guanren frowned and said, "But she disappeared when she entered the side

hall. She was wearing a golden phoenix dress. I always felt as if I had seen

her somewhere, but she was obviously not a living person, which is really

weird!"

"Could it be that the queen collapsed or died? Only the queen can wear the

Jinfeng court..."