Chapter 506 of 1714
Chapter 506: A trip to Jiao Le Fang
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A Pingyao River runs through most of the capital. The Xicheng area is even
more famous for the fireworks and willow alleys. Every evening the red lights
are high, and the boats and boats shuttle back and forth. The shouts of
various businesses are endless, far better than those in Qinhuai. Scenery.
"There are many actors in the autumn, and the pitiful place is deep and old.
The clothes are full of old clothes. The story of Huangquan is endless..."
On the bow of a small painted boat, Zhao Guanren sings in a coquettish style
from the ancients. Xie Yingying sits behind him obsessively to accompany him.
Dozens of wives and concubines sit in the cabin in two rows, all with their
chins resting on them. Become his little fan.
"The prince is so handsome, so talented..."
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A court lady was full of little stars, and the other court ladies also nodded
in unison.
"Hiss~"
A former empress wiped her saliva and said in a fascinating voice: "The prince
must be a fairy descending to the earth. There is no such handsome and
beautiful man in the mortal world. The emperor compares him with him..."
"Oh~"
Several empresses opened their mouths and vomited together, followed by a
chuckle and laughed over the people in the boat, but suddenly they heard a
woman calling by the river: "Sir! Come on the big boat and have fun. You can
come without a girl." Drink and drink, how about the Nujia giving you a pot of
spring for your daughter?"
"I want to find a girl and drink, but I don't have any money, what should I
do..."
Zhao Guan Ren Saosao looked at the lady of Huafang, who covered her mouth and
smiled: “It’s okay if you don’t have money, you have enough food and drink,
but you don’t have to choose a girl. Yeah! Hee hee~"
"Haha~ It seems that handsome can really serve as a meal, and I will come back
to listen to the music on your boat..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and arched his hands. Who knows that his opening is lively
on both sides, and a large number of girls rushed out to beckon him, shouting
in their mouths that they don't want money, eating and drinking for nothing,
and sleeping for nothing.
"Oh~"
Qian Guibi stomped annoyedly and said, "I said you can't come to the land of
fireworks. This place is full of shameless mad bees and butterflies. Our
master, such a handsome man, went ashore, so I won't let them tear it off. ?"
"The boatman! Don't get to the shore, or you will burn your broken ship..."
The women threatened the boatman aggressively, but only Zhao Guanren knew how
handsome can eat in the fireworks field. People are fancying his guts. With a
bright gold chain and gold medal on his neck, he is Zhenger. The gold master
of the Eight Classics.
"My lord! Here, here..."
Song Chizhu waved and yelled by the lake in front of him. Behind him is the
famous Jiao Le Fang General Fang. There are buildings and pavilions in a large
courtyard, and a wooden bridge pier leads directly to the lake. At this time,
there are already many dignitaries. In and out.
"master!"
Bian Xianglan got up to help Zhao Guanren straighten his belt, and seriously
warned: "If you are a prostitute, the whole family will suffer! You must hold
it, you have everything at home, whatever tricks you can do!"
"Master! The outside is dirty, you can't mess around, only the house is
clean..."
A group of wives and concubines ran out to persuade him, Zhao Guanren cried
and said, "Have you ever seen someone who brought the whole family to find a
happy life? I will come out for dinner with the emperor. You can take a boat
trip around and find a place to come after dinner. pick me up!"
"Master! I can't help but wear this, be prepared..."
Bian Xianglan stuffed him another small paper bag. It was the sheep intestine
condom produced by their family. There were three full packages. It seemed
that she didn't believe in Zhao Guanren's character at all.
"I tell you, I have never looked for a lady in my life, no! I can't explain it
to you..."
Zhao Guanren leaped depressed and jumped directly onto the wooden bridge by
the lake. Song Chizhu Bian led him forward and smiled: "The emperor probably
won’t be there until after a meeting. The field guard has already come to
investigate and investigate. , Let's go in for a drink and listen to music!"
"I am calling Wang Bifa now, so I can call me Prince Wang..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the shore with his hands behind his back. The back door
of Jiao Le Fang was located by the lake. When he entered, there was a three-
story tube building in the shape of a back. It is estimated that most of the
guests entered through the back door. In the object room, someone at the
entrance of the tube building was specially inspected.
"Menzi! This is my fellow Ningzhou Wang Bifa, I will ask him to listen to the
song..."
Song Chizhu swaggered to the door, and the door stood up and called Master
Song flatteringly, and wrote his name and official position in the
registration book, followed by a sentence, bringing the fellow "Wang Bifa" son
to a banquet.
"You can play here with money, but it still has to have a certain
relationship..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the building curiously. There was no smog that is
common in brothels. The third floor is like a dormitory for official
prostitutes. The lower two floors are full of wing rooms, which are basically
open doors for elegant dining and banquets. Someone is babbling and singing.
"Our state capital’s Jiao Le Fang can be played at a cost, and no official
body can lead you in through the back door..."
Song Chizhu whispered: "But I have to find the Ministry of Rites here. The
relationship is not strong enough. People don't even let me touch them. At
least I have to nod. You don't know how many people ask me to open the back
door. But Master Shang Shu checked again. Pressure, I just dared to play
secretly when I took office!"
"I forgot, you are the assistant of the Ministry of Etiquette, and the
teaching band is under the control of the Ministry of Etiquette..."
Zhao Guanren looked around and looked around. As expected, the geishas did not
even let them touch their hands. The officials also consciously kept their
distance. They were basically walking around the brothels of civilization, but
the geishas were really talented, and all kinds of instrument players came to
the scene.
"It's not fun here, it's all vulgar fans, let's go to Zhenle Pavilion at the
back..."
Song Chizhu dragged him out of the back door. Outside the back door was a
small garden. Many girls practiced the piano behind the rockery. There were
also men wearing green turbans. She also wore very strange flesh-colored
leather boots.
"Um?"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "What is this habit? It's okay to put a green
hat on your head. Is this for fear that your daughter-in-law will not steal
people?"
"Green scarf turtle slaves, the green hat comes from them..."
Song Chizhu said with no surprise: "These people’s wives and concubines are
all official prostitutes. They wear green headscarves and pigskin boots. When
they are allowed to play, they have to guard outside the door. When they are
done, they must enter the door to help others. Trousers, I just can’t see them
here, I have to go to the state capital Jiao Le Fang to have them!"
"what?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised: "Isn't this a deliberate insult to personality,
too abnormal?"
"The original intention of establishing the Educational Band was to let people
know the cost of breaking the law..."
Song Chizhu said: "New officials have to come and sit here and let them see
the fate of corrupt officials. Don't look at these ladies wearing beautiful
clothes. If you go out, you must wear a blue cloth with green silk around your
waist. You can only walk on both sides of the aisle. If you dare to pass by
the door of a big family, they will splash you with urine!"
Zhao Guanren said earnestly: "But shouldn't it be greedy? You have not seen
anything less?"
"Human!"
Song Chizhu smiled bitterly: "I have a fluke in my heart, and as long as you
don't make a big mistake, you won't be greedy for a small amount of money and
will not be charged into Jiao Lefang. The richest county official can be at
most tens of thousands of taels of silver. It is a fart in Beijing. !"
"No! The wrong thing is to go up and down. If the upper beam is not right, the
lower beam is crooked..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked through the garden. Several small
buildings were scattered among the gardens. Many people with knives had been
patrolling the garden. Song Chizhu went straight to the attic near the lake.
Outside the door of the wing of the building.
"Master Song! You can count it, waiting for you for a long time..."
A ninth-level official was already waiting outside. His chubby figure was
fatter than Song Chizhu. Song Chizhu pointed to him and introduced: "Prince
Prince! This is Fengluan from Jiao Lefang. This place belongs to him. He takes
care of it, and he will let him take out Jimei Lu later, you can choose
whatever you want!"
"My lord! You can slay the official, you are the real grandfather..."
Fat Fengluan led the two in with flattery. Four geishas had already been
waiting for them. The three rooms formed a large wing room, a bedroom, a
restaurant, a dance room, and a large row of bright windows facing Pingyao
Lake. , You can see the small painting boat of Zhao's mansion swimming on the
lake.
"Two adults, please read Jimei Lu..."
Pang Fengluan came across a picture album and smiled: "Master Song! Madam Wang
wants to die of you. Last time I kept saying that you are the real man, and
she just wiped the plate. It's bright, and the little ones are also freshened
and dressed up, ready to let you start the color!"
"My official entertained the fellow today, it all depends on his
preferences..."
Song Chizhu smiled and picked up the teacup. Zhao Guanren flipped through the
geisha's picture album and dropped it and said, "Dong Siyun called over to
play music, Hu's wife and daughter called over to accompany the wine, and Wang
Zhifu's wife and daughter also called over. I think it was a fate at the
beginning!"
"so much?"
Fat Fengluan was taken aback for a moment, and he hesitated: "My lord! The
other girl is easy to say, but Qingtianguan Wu Jijiu and his party are
opposite, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were all ordered, and
they also brought a big son. , Saying that the Hu's little girl's jackpot will
be won tonight!"
"What the ** is Qingtian Temple? Taoist Temple..."
With a question mark on Zhao Guanren’s face, Song Chizhu said: “The yamen
dedicated to priests offering sacrifices to gods used to be Qingshui yamen,
but recently it’s not a god’s manifestation. They are so hot. Our Ministry of
Rites often asks them to open the altar. Give me some thin noodles!"
"Oh! The official superstition office..."
Zhao Guanren raised his head and said, "Fatty! Go and tell them that Master
Song ordered their girl's desk, let's help them with the desk fee, let the two
girls come over!"
"Go! What are you doing? You are not a girl..."
Song Chizhu waved his hand impatiently. Fat Fengluan had to hesitate to go
out. Soon Dong Siyun, one of the four famous prostitutes, came in, followed by
a six-member song and dance troupe, and bowed respectfully. .
"Hey? Miss Dong, have we met somewhere..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Dong Siyun in wonder. Dong Siyun is definitely the best
choice of the moment. She is beautiful and plump. She is in her early
twenties, and she is more than 1.65 meters tall. She wears a pink gauze skirt
that is elegant and atmospheric.
"Hehe~"
Dong Siyun covered her mouth and smiled: "I'm afraid I've seen the Nujia in a
dream. The Nujia has to hear this several times every day. The adults are
still in no hurry. Let Rong Nujia blow a flute for you first!"
"Too direct? So many people..."
Zhao Guanren was stunned. Who knew he really took out a flute and sat on the
singing stage inside and started preparing, but suddenly someone shouted
outside and ran upstairs cursingly.
"Yo~ I have a hard stubble..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and picked up the tea bowl. As expected, the door of the
room was kicked open. A son in his thirties rushed in and shouted drunkly:
"Song eats pigs! You * dare to * Lao Tzu's women." , You don't want to
live anymore?"
"Who are you so special, get out..."
Song Qizhu slapped the table and got up in anger. Unexpectedly, the other
party rushed over. Zhao Guanren immediately jumped to the window flexibly and
pulled Song Qizhu by the way.
"Huh~"
Brother Gongzi overturned the table like a pig’s head, spilling tea, wine and
snacks all over the place, pointing at Song Chizhu and shouting angrily: "You
don’t even know Lao Tzu. When your mother’s Beijing official, you knelt down
immediately. Apologize to the uncle, I will spare you for not dying!"
"who?"
Song Chizhu looked at Dong Siyun subconsciously, and Dong Siyun raised her
thumb to the sky, and spit out her little tongue playfully, and said, "My
lord! Bigger than you!"
"What? Bigger than my official..."
Song Chizhu looked at Zhao Guanren in surprise. Zhao Guanren also had a look
of doubt. Song Chizhu had already worshipped a third-ranking member, and then
Shangshu and cabinet members would be up there, but they all recognized them,
not to mention the princes and grandsons. , But who is this guy?