Chapter 557: Something big

"What the first year of the Apocalypse, you remember it..."

Lu Datou laughed and said: "We are going to the second year of the Apocalypse,

the third year of the disaster. I was also in the second year of the

Apocalypse, but when I landed, I was stunned. Will open the spirit tower and

almost killed me at the foot of Bashan!"

Zhao Guanren said in shock: "What do you mean, you won't go back, do you?"

"What should I do if I don't go back, let people be caught and beheaded..."

Lu Datou said: "Zhao Ziqiang scolded me, but you don't have a jade tube to

return. He can only give me the last one, and then send me to the time when

you disappeared. I have been looking for you for two years. Too much, do you

know how hard I am?"

"More than two years?"

Zhao Guanren said in astonishment: "Don't you know if you left me a mark in

Bashan? I also painted you a message on the pagoda. What did you do to you?"

"Big brother! You are the prince now, I am graffiti on the spirit tower,

people won't kill me..."

Lu Datou tugged the dragon robe on his body and said, "You are really awesome.

I am a ** beg and a black house. I still dare not go back. I'm afraid you

will be trapped here forever. You know me for the past two years. How do you

live? Let the fat woman ruin it every day!"

"What fat lady? You have soft rice..."

Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette, and the two squatted neatly on the

ground, only to see that Lu Datou took out the horn cigarette holder from his

pocket, skillfully put on the cigarette and lit it with a match, Zhao Guanren

quickly gave him a pure gold lighter.

"Fuck! You are such a local tyrant, a lighter with gold and jade..."

Lu Datou depressed: "What can I do if I don't eat soft rice. I have a

northeastern accent. I have to work as a coolie if I let officials catch me. I

can only be the son-in-law of a landlord. His daughter has more than one

hundred and sixty. Jin, I have to be endless every night, I shuddered when I

saw her!"

"Not bad! The hair is kept..."

Zhao Guanren looked at his long hair curled up, and then pulled up his little

pink floral robe, and smiled: "Why do you dress like a singer? Did you not

feed the fat lady? Did you run out to work part-time?"

"You Shun Guonan knows a ball well. This is called the Passionate Boy Suit,

the most sassy style now..."

Lu Datou smiled and said, "My brother, I am one of the four great talents in

the south of the Yangtze River. However, the fat woman is too strict with me.

I still hold the handle of my shady household all the time, and the money she

earns from writing poems is let her squint. She was beaten to death by every

brothel, which is really miserable!"

"I forgot, you came from the education system..."

Zhao Guanren said in confusion: "But don't you have a jade slip, haven't you

practiced well? No matter how bad you are, you won't let a fat lady beat you

up, right?"

"Do you know the cultivation base of the fat lady, from the fourth rank, her

father from the third rank, the family of generals..."

Lv Datou curled his lips and said, "I have no talent for cultivation at all. I

still have the seventh grade after two years. His family has also taken a

fancy to my literary talent. He wanted me to take the exam for a title and

come back. As a result, I took the eight-legged essay for two consecutive

years, Lao Tzu. I really can't write!"

"I said! Didn't you find that I was in Shun Guo..."

Zhao Guanren cried and said, "You smoke cigarettes all day long. You don't

know about the Three Kingdoms Water Margin Card. I even made alcohol and

masks. I have to invent a WeChat?"

"Brother! You are such a prince..."

Lu Datou said annoyed: "I know that there are transversal people in this

world, far more than the two of us. I guessed that there are modern people

when I saw the pictures, but I didn't dare to think that you could become a

prince. You can only be the emperor’s son, don’t you recognize the emperor as

godfather?"

"Daddy!"

Zhao Guanren raised an eyebrow and said with a smile: "Dashun's only foreign

prince, and Daji's only foreign consort, isn't it bad?"

"Boss! Can I recognize you as a godfather? You can also be a princess..."

Lu Datou wretchedly begged: "In the past two years I have slept with three

women, a fat woman, a maid, and a widow. For the sake of my following you for

so many years, you also let me taste the taste of the prince. By the way! Who

is the strongest girl in your bed?"

"Hey~ What you dare to think and what you dare not think, I have tried them

all..."

Zhao Guanren grinned and said: "The princess, the princess, the emperor, the

imperial concubine, the princess, the granddaughter of the Shangshu family,

the daughter of the general family, the imperial concubine has called the

brother, the queen kowtows, and the ten richest people in Dashun have four in

my wife’s family. The tobacco factory was run by my wife’s house!"

"What are the ten richest people? Your wife's family accounts for four..."

Lu Datou looked at him puzzledly, Zhao Guanren Saobao spit out smoke in the

sky, and said: "The four richest men each gave me a daughter-in-law, I have

two side concubines, twelve nobles, and nine Shuyuans. And...too many I can't

remember!"

"Boss! You accept me as a godson, I must call your father..."

Lu Datou hugged him abruptly and wailed: "If I could have half of you, I would

be able to squint even if I die here. I'm so miserable, I don't want to

cultivate the fields for the fat lady anymore, please. I’m the boss, take me

to pretend to be forced to take me to fly!"

"Did you enjoy your stay?"

Zhao Guanren looked at him curiously, and Lu's big-headed chicken pecked at

him and said, "Of course I like it! A man can have three wives and four

concubines here, and a woman has to be the same. If I recite a poem, I will be

a big fan of female fans. It's perfect to get in the way of the fat woman,

including your fiancee, who are all my fans!"

"You are still a fan..."

Zhao Guanren contemptuously said: "You copied dozens of people's poems, and

they are all suspicious, don't you know how to change the place name, but what

is going on with San Di Ji, do you have a partnership with me?"

"Why don't you ask for wealth and danger, I'll be a big bully next to God

Ji..."

Datou Lu threw away his cigarette ** and said, "I published the collection

of poems two years ago. Di Ji Renfu has been communicating with me

anonymously. Hearing that it was Di Ji came here in a hurry, but I found you

on my head!"

"Ha~ This is called fate, yes! What is your name now..."

"My name is Zheng Yijian, one sword soars blood and that one sword..."

"Why don't you call Chen Haonan, hahaha..."

Zhao Guanren almost broke his belly with a smile, got up and asked, "If it

wasn't me who came today, are you going to admit it?"

"Of course!"

Lu Datou got up and said: "People can still call souls from the earth, but

your fiancée has something wrong with it. She always said that she was a nun

in her previous life. In this life, she still has to abide by the rules and

disciplines. "

"I just walked with her in a cutscene, she just guarded it..."

Zhao Guanren pulled him over and whispered: "Do you know how many years are

left for the Apocalyptic Year? Almost everyone in the hall knows about Zhao

Ziqiang. Hongluan is his concubine. General Qilin and the emperor are his

great-great-grandsons. Daji belongs to Zhao Ziqiang's family. country!"

"I'll go! Don't bring such excitement..."

Lu Datou was shocked and said, "No wonder he always puts that pretense on, and

it doesn't work if he says it. He actually asked us to save his descendants,

but I didn't ask much about it at the time, but the next time is Yongji, the

emperor grandson's accession to the throne is the apocalypse, and it will take

decades!"

"All right! Speak slowly later..."

Zhao Guanren didn't dare to tell him about the overthrow of the Daji Dynasty,

otherwise the guy must be scared to death, so the two walked straight to the

banquet hall, who knows that everyone stopped drinking, and they all ate their

dishes and chatted quietly, and saw him. The two came in and looked up.

"Little daughter-in-law! Thank you so much for your husband..."

Zhao Guanren laughed and said, "I have been friends with Zheng Yijian for many

years, but you found it. I have to say it was good fortune, but our poems were

originally improvisations of one sentence by you and one by me. They are

right!"

"Sir! Didn't you say you don't recognize him..."

San Di Ji stood up angrily, her face was quite ugly.

"Yes!"

Lu Datou said, "He was not called Zhao Yunxuan before. We all call him Zhao

Guanren. I knew it was my brother who was here. How could I say that he copied

my poems? The reason why my poems are so different is because His pen and ink

is included!"

"I knew it was a misunderstanding..."

Emperor Jiwu smiled and said: "Yun Xuan! You and Qing Qing are not acquainted

with each other, and both like dancing and writing. In the future, there will

be common topics. Your husband and wife must get along well, and let me hold a

fat grandson as soon as possible!"

"Qingqing! Hurry up and have a drink with your husband, isn't it..."

The emperor got up the wine glass and walked to the front of San Di Ji. San Di

Ji snorted, took the wine cup and walked to Zhao Guanren, and said

apologetically.

"I don't need your apology..."

Zhao Guanren whispered: "If you are hypocritical and ignorant, I will treat

you as a child. After marriage, you can continue to abide by your clear rules

and precepts. I promise you will not touch you with a single hair. If you

don't even want to leave the scene, you can either change. , Or die!"

"you……"

San Di Ji stared at him in shock and anger. Zhao Guanren sneered and left, and

brought Lu's big head to his seat, suddenly surprised: "Where has Yongning

gone, why is the emperor's grandson missing?"

"Yongning vomited!"

The queen smiled bitterly: "That girl's drink volume is too low, and the

stamina of this red wine is great. She won't be able to drink after a glass of

wine. The emperor grandson will accompany them to the harem for a temporary

rest. Don't worry, nothing will happen!"

"Little girl does her best, let's go on, the emperor, I will toast you a

cup..."

Zhao Guanren picked up the wine glass and continued to drink. It is estimated

that Yongning was suffering from morning sickness. One month after his

pregnancy happened to be the period of morning sickness, but everyone had just

started fighting again, a court lady suddenly ran in and fell down at the gate

of the hall. forward.

"The emperor! It's not good..."

The palace maid yelled in anxiously with a pale face: "The emperor and the

emperor grandson are wicked, and they have been brutal in the harem. After

wounding the lord of Yongning, they are forced and raped. All of them are

blood!"

"what?"

All the people in the room stood up with a "boom", and Zhao Guanren, who was

disgusted, ran out, rushing towards the harem like lightning.

"Things that are not useful..."

Emperor Jiwu angrily smashed the wine glass, pointing at the prince and

cursed: "How do you discipline your son, he stared at people drooling from the

moment he entered the door, and his wife can't wait for a few days. If

Yongning has a long and two short, you prince? Don't do it!"

"What are you cursing? Come over and have a look..."

Ye Jier ran out in great anxiousness, and everyone ignored the harem taboo.

The men and women ran into the harem together.

"Yongning! How are you..."

Zhao Guanren rushed into the bedroom first, only to see the emperor and

grandson lying on the ground drunk and screaming, actually naked and naked.

Yong Ning was lying on the bed in a coma. She didn't know what was going on

under the quilt. The close-knit maid with a swollen nose and swollen nose was

obviously beaten, and she was sitting on the side of the bed and wiping tears

in pain.

"Are you the ** dead, I don't know how to shout..."

Zhao Guanren pushed the maid away in anger. When he suddenly opened the quilt

to take a look, his head almost exploded. Only a small belly, a bed and a **

were left in Yongning's blood. Obviously it was Miscarriage.

"Yongning! Wake up, don't scare me..."

Zhao Guanren slapped Yongning anxiously. Yongning couldn't look up in a dazed

manner. It happened that Ye Jier and the princess ran in. When they saw the

scene, the two of them were also shocked. One hurriedly changed the clothes

for the emperor grandson, and the other hurriedly gave Yongning covers the

quilt.

"You ** sleep, get up for me..."

Zhao Guanren rushed over and kicked the emperor grandson. The princess

concubine hurriedly protected him and wailed loudly. After the emperor

grandson cried out, she actually turned over and smirked and said: "Yongning!

You are mine this time, it's me completely. Yes, we can't separate it

anymore!"

"The emperor! Don't..."

The prince pounced out suddenly, only to see Emperor Jiwu coming in directly

with a knife, while the prince stood at the door like a wooden chicken, his

entire face pale...