Chapter 773 of 1714
Chapter 773: bad boy
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After eight days passed, the exile island finally ushered in a cold December,
but the fishing boats promised by the base never disappeared. No matter how
the refugees called, they fell to the sea. It was not until the eighth day
that a word came—this was Fuck you, you are a clown!
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren was standing in the West Island conference room and was angrily
laughed. The leaders of the two islands were ashamed and all looked at him
eagerly. He immediately took the radio on the table and pointed to Lin Zirui
and asked: "Skills can be killed. Don't shame, say this in English?"
"Uh~"
Lin Zirui looked at other people subconsciously. There was a translator on the
table. As a result, even the translator was completely turned over. The white
people were all dumbfounded and didn't understand what he was trying to say.
"Oh~ your English is really fucking, I'll do it myself..."
After Zhao Guanren cleared his throat, he held the phone and said loudly:
"Lisa! You.are.little bitch, you.can.kill.me! But.you.don't.fuck.me! I\'ll
.be.fuck.you.family.women, All!"
"..."
More than 20 people in the audience were taken aback. Most of the people
present could speak English. They were also used to Zhao Guanren’s loose
English, but what was rare was that... "Can be killed but not insulted" is a
perfect interpretation.
"Papa......"
The meeting room suddenly burst into enthusiastic applause, and several white
senior executives gave praises again and again. Only the East Island militia
company commander Dahe asked quietly: "Head Song! The commander's English
level is so high, he What are you talking about, curse?"
"Hehe~"
Song Qian secretly smiled and covered her mouth: "Of course! I haven't seen
the foreigners applaud. He just said Lisa, you little bitch, you can kill me,
but you can't molest me. I will greet the women in your family. ,all!"
"Song Qian!"
Zhao Guanren suddenly threw the radio station to Song Qian and said, "Go find
three emotional writers and write stories about Lisa having an affair with her
boss, black subordinates, and sleeping with her father. They are divided into
three episodes. Read it aloud on the whole channel, and give me a carousel ten
times in English every day!"
"Haha~ This is too cruel..."
Lin Zirui’s smile was trembling, Song Qian nodded her head dumbly. There are a
lot of people on the island, and there are a lot of people who engage in
literature and art and anchors. These people will be so idle all day. Write
the story particularly wonderful.
"Master Captain! It seems that the base has no intention of negotiating with
us..."
Mrs. Pan said, "The meaning of the base is now very clear. If we are
determined to make all human beings mutate, we no longer care about the
regular vaccine. Our situation is very difficult. The base has obviously
sealed off the sea and our food is reaching its limit!"
"that whoever……"
Zhao Guanren looked at a white military officer and asked, "Does the base have
the capability of satellite reconnaissance? They seem to be able to see
everything about us!"
"Definitely not! The satellite needs the support of the national ground
station, and it has long been unusable..."
The white officer replied: "Unmanned surveillance aircraft is a reliable and
cheap option. It can see everything on the island from the line of sight. They
did not choose to use missiles to kill you. In my opinion, they are Want to
test your limits, you are a bad boy!"
Zhao Guanren stunned: "What bad boy?"
"This is what the Western world calls you, Zhao Guanren is a bit slurred to
them..."
The other party said sincerely: "After you entered the alien plane, the whole
world is investigating your details, and the conclusions reached are contrary
to those of heroes. You have been on the edge of the law since you were a
teenager. Go to jail, so they call you a bad boy!"
"Hey! I have always done what I said and never went to jail for fraud..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to him and said: "I am an honest vendor year after year.
The price is clearly marked. Moreover, there is a sign on the instant noodles.
The picture is for reference only. You can only buy baby lobster for a dollar.
If you want to buy a mother lobster, then You have to pay the ** money!"
"..."
Everyone touched their noses and no one spoke. Zhao Guanren knew every
character, always standing on the edge of morality and law, and insulting your
IQ nakedly. You reason with him, he plays rogue with you, you play rogue with
him, he just uses Shit splashing you.
"Your Excellency! The base has already embarked on a path that cannot be
turned back..."
The white officer said: "Regardless of whether they spread the virus or not,
they will be nailed to the pillar of shame, so they will not let you go back.
More secrets about you!"
"It doesn't matter! Since the little ** likes to play, I will play with her
to the end..."
Zhao Guanren looked around at the crowd and said: “You still have spies from
the base, and most of you also want to go to Australia, and I can only do my
humanitarian duties. If you have food, you will share a share. If you don’t
have food, you will be safe. Destiny, good luck to you all!"
"captain!"
A foreign girl hurriedly stood up and said: "Can we want a vaccine? We can pay
any price. It is already winter, and many people will not be able to survive.
We want to exchange a batch of food with the base, or send it. Women and
children leave!"
"Do you dare to be more hypocritical? I'm ashamed to say you..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to her mockingly: "The refugees are all hungry and thin,
but you have a big bust. You wear a bikini and swim in the lake on a cold day,
and want to let people drink your urine. If I give you the vaccine, Tomorrow
you will run with President Pan!"
"Axi! It's not my idea, what's the matter with me..."
President Pan held up her arms with a guilty face, and Madam Pan immediately
stared at the foreign girl sharply, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said, "Madam
Pan! Isn't it a vaccine for you to urinate? There is a ghost in it! Goodbye!"
Zhao Guanren turned around after speaking, and the people of Dongdao followed
him and left.
"Everyone! I think this is a good idea..."
A man with glasses stared at Mrs. Pan and said: “We can provide the lady’s
plasma, disguise it as a vaccine to exchange food with the base, and let the
lady give us blood transfusions, perhaps the antibodies will automatically
multiply in our bodies!”
"No! The vaccine is beyond our knowledge, it is completely different from the
traditional vaccine..."
An expert said: "This vaccine is like a parasite, which changes with different
human bodies, so it is only suitable for vaccinators, and it has the effect of
improving metabolism and anti-aging. You should carefully observe Mrs. Pan,
she His skin is smoother than before, and the whole person is more energetic!"
"Gosh!"
Mrs. Pan was pleasantly surprised: "No wonder I feel younger. It turns out
that this is not an illusion. The vaccine is really awesome!"
"Hmm! It's really awesome, both Lin Zirui and Song Qian have changed..."
The expert said with some envy: "Is there any nonsense by Pete Zhao? Madam's
urine does contain antibodies. Ten milliliters of urine can purify more than
200 liters of contaminated water. Unfortunately, it only has one hour of
activity, otherwise Madam's urine is the best. Antidote!"
"Wait a moment!"
President Pan hurriedly asked: "If the antibody is active for one hour and the
urine is poured on the wound of the infected person, can it kill the virus?"
"Yes! Our ideas coincide with each other..."
The expert praised: "But we need volunteers. There are no mice in the
laboratory. If someone is accidentally infected, please bring him over
immediately, or go directly to Mrs. Pan. We recommend both washing and oral
administration!"
"Oh! It's disgusting..."
Many people were sticking out their tongues in disgust, and Mrs. Pan flushed
and said, "Stop this topic, it makes me very embarrassed. We should send the
girl to the East Island to find out the news immediately. Their food seems
like they can’t finish eating. Again, this is quite strange!"
"Madam! Dongdao people are too xenophobic..."
The white officer said helplessly: "They were originally very weak, but now
there is a tough leader who has turned themselves into a part of the tank.
Everyone is staring at us like agents. We can't find any news! "
"This shows that you don't know them. Kate and the others have already entered
the camp. That's a bunch of white people..."
Mrs. Pan said: “East Islanders don’t care about race. They value cultural
identity. Kate is learning their language and wearing their ancient costumes.
It’s easy to be accepted. She now eats two meals a day and manages two
hundred. Many people, and two assistants!"
The other person asked: "Your culture is also the same, why not be accepted?"
"Uh~ it's a fight for dignity after all..."
President Pan said: "Pitt Zhao is not a racist, he is a cultural invader. It
is very simple for us to integrate into them, as long as we admit that kimchi
was invented by them, but we also have to be dignified!"
"Fuck!"
The white officer shook his head and said, "Damn kimchi, what does this have
to do with dignity, your way of thinking is too difficult to understand!"
Madam Pan smiled bitterly: "Look! You have been invaded by his culture, and
you can even use swear words!"
"Hey~ Amy! Where did you get the food..."
Dayang Niu suddenly yelled to the door. A fashionable little girl came in and
grabbed two roasted sweet potatoes and said, "I took it at the Dongdao camp. I
went to their place to learn the language and happened to ran into their
roasted sweet potatoes. , I want two!"
"Why did they let you in? You won't betray your body..."
The officer stood up in shock, but the little foreign girl was furious and
said, "Are you crazy? I'm not the only one who went in. Natasha and the others
are gone. They can go in as long as they want to learn languages. It's easy to
get food. , Just say a word...Where did the kimchi be removed!"
"Damn it! Damn kimchi..."
The officer slammed his head and sat back, but Dayang Niu hurriedly said:
"This is not the point. There are no sweet potatoes on the cruise ship or on
the island. Pete Zhao must have hidden a lot of private goods!"
"The captain still has oranges, I'll give you one just for a kiss..."
The little foreign girl turned her head and walked out, but suddenly two
oranges fell out of her pocket. She quickly picked it up and ran away. She
happened to run into two girls who were going home with each other, each
holding two oranges in her hand, again. Shocked everyone.
"Natasha! What is the price of two oranges..."
Dayang Niu yelled subconsciously, and a short-haired baboon hurriedly received
the orange behind her back, and ran away after a stiff laugh, obviously more
than just a kiss.
"Madam! You, how come you smell of orange..."
President Pan looked at his daughter-in-law with a green face, Madam Pan's
face changed slightly and she rolled her eyes and said, "I used orange
perfume. Can I still kiss him? It's ridiculous!"
Mrs. Pan picked up her bag and walked out disdainfully. After entering the
small office on the first floor, she took out six oranges and half a box of
condoms from her bag. She stuffed her head into the drawer and locked it.
Breast breathed a sigh of relief.
"Good afternoon, listeners, this is Pacific Radio. Now I will read Ms. Lisa
Stewart's autobiography, "Confession and Addiction-My Indecent Love"..."
The radio on the table suddenly rang, and only listened to a female anchor who
said vividly in English: "It was a thunderstorm night, he was kissing my toes,
oh no! We shouldn't be like this, you but I am. My brother, but I shuddered,
and I hugged my father tightly!"
"Gosh!"
Mrs. Pan stood up in shock and hurriedly switched several frequently used
channels. The result was all the same reading aloud, and when he ran to the
second floor central control room, a group of people actually listened
attentively, and some trembled and sucked. Cigarettes look like "super
stimulating".
"Go crazy! Lisa will definitely go crazy..."
Madam Pan leaned against the wall with a pale face. What she heard was not the
super exciting reading of the female anchor, but the explosion of countless
missiles. Lisa must have underestimated Zhao Guanren's shamelessness, and her
uncontrollable anger would surely engulf here. ...