Chapter 898: Ouch sister

"Bang~"

Zhao Guanren smashed into a crop field. In the night when he was still a big

man, it was already the evening when the sun was setting. When he sat up dizzy

and took a look, Lu headed up and fell to the side, and there was a huge piece

of sugar cane around him. land.

"Sugarcane? Have we returned home..."

Lu Datou sat up in confusion, drew out his dagger and chopped down a

sugarcane. With a casual bite, he spit out water, but Zhao Guanren raised his

hand to look at the watch and said, "Southeast Australia! 5:10 pm Points, this

is the safest transfer point!"

"I'm rubbing it! It's coming from abroad, but it doesn't make any difference

to import sugar cane..."

Big head Lu got up and looked around, but Zhao Guanren asked coldly: "Smart

assistant! What the ** do you want to do, do you want a corpse or a crystal?

Will I come when I find the giant corpse?"

"Boss! Don't be angry with me, it's really none of my business..."

Xiao Ai appeared crying and knelt in front of him, crying: "The main system

also has a self-learning function. It has learned a lot from you, but its

mission is to recover the lost property of the starship, and the Giants have

never responded. It passed its distress signal, so it was just waiting!"

"Your acting skills are so ** good..."

Lu Datou knelt down and mocked: "You cried a piece of computer program, and

you simulated your tears. You are fake or not, I think you are the main

system, and you want corpse crystals. You still want to be a bitch. Standing

up to the archway, shameless!"

"I am not the main system, I have feelings, my name is Xiaoai, Fang Xiaoai..."

Xiao Ai cried loudly, but Zhao Guanren yelled, "Enough! I don't care what you

are, I just want you to give me a promise. After getting the four power

crystals, one billion vaccines, let my brother go. I go alone to help you find

the corpses, can I do it?"

"The main system says no. Vaccine and Lu Yang can only choose one..."

Xiao Ai choked up: "The main system just wants to complete its mission. As

long as you recover the four crystals and the remains of the six crew members,

it will no longer force you to do anything, and will continue to serve you to

the giant rescue ship. Until it comes, but...may never come again!"

"If you want to cooperate, you can't hide from me..."

Zhao Guanren squinted his eyes and asked, "Why do the giants create corpse

poison? If they descend on the earth, will they turn this place into a dead

star?"

"I can't answer this question. What the giants will do is not predictable by

the system..."

Xiao Ai said with tears: "The giants created the corpse poison for

experimentation, looking for interesting technologies and creatures worth

studying, and at the same time satisfying their perverted desire to kill. Of

course! The term pervert means I stand from the perspective of humans. ,

Define them yourself!"

"It's like we watch cockfights and dog fights..."

"Almost! They like to watch advanced life fights, and they are also part of

the research..."

Xiao Ai said sternly: "A race that does not respect life, will not be friendly

to its compatriots. Maybe they did not even want to come to rescue, and your

trust value is very high, the system will not choose strange humans casually,

so you will not be Give up or hurt easily!"

"Speaking is better than singing, it's all ** routine..."

Big head Lu yanked the big gold chain around his neck hard, who knew that he

couldn’t take it off even if he kept pulling it. He could only ask

depressedly, “Hey! Why did you get me a gold chain? I’ve passed the stage of

pretending to be forced. Now, how can I make a foreign girl like this?"

"You ask me what I am doing, ask your own assistant..."

Xiao Ai rolled his eyes, who would have listened to "唰", a coquettish young

woman in a red dress appeared, blinking her big blue eyes and smiled: "Boss!

This is the decoration that best suits your temperament. Things, I personally

picked them for you!"

"I'm going! I'm going to die, you are going to do point-to-point marking..."

Lu Datou took two steps backwards in fright, but the little young woman smiled

delicately: "Boss! After a long period of observation, the main system has

promoted you to a first-class refugee passenger. I will be your secret in the

future, please Give me a name!"

"Fart! It's called Fang Xiaoai, just call Fang Xiaoyou, two sisters..."

Lu Datou looked at it disdainfully and vigilantly, Zhao Guanren stood up and

asked: "Fang Xiaoyou! Do you have a ghost particle shield for him? Isn't his

force value high!"

"Don't worry! People understand my boss better than you..."

Xiao You squinted Lu's head and said: "People have specially chosen gravity

protection for him. Attacks within the load will be distracted. There is also

a particle concussion knife as a weapon. It is on call, cutting iron like mud.

, Killing is invisible!"

"Damn! Xiao Ai, why don't I have a weapon..."

Zhao Guanren looked at Xiao Ai in surprise, Xiao Ai stood up and shrugged and

said: "You are not fighting the five scum, why do you want that thing, don't

listen to the woman telling you about it, what tattered shock knife, it

consumes power energy. It also affects your profound energy!"

"Xiao Ai! Sisters respect you as a senior, don't you shamelessly, what are you

trying to do..."

Xiaomei aggressively pushed her forward, and the two virtual ladies

immediately quarreled. Lu Datou quickly took Zhao Guanren away and said in

surprise: "What the ** is this, why are these two things still quarreling?

And why is my imperial capital accent?"

"Ha~ Ask me your personal secret..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Of course, Xiaoyou has set the image according

to your preferences. Look at Xiaoyou's luxurious big car lights. I am afraid

that there are G cups. You are short of milk in the five elements, but I am

Unexpectedly, you actually have a soft spot for girls in Jingli!"

"This thing is terrible..."

Lu Datou tugged the gold necklace around his neck, and said weakly: "This is

my deepest thought. I actually let it all come out. Let's take this thing off

as soon as possible. I have The feeling of being entangled by a female ghost

is too scary!"

"Hey~ this is a double-edged sword, I don't know when it will plunge into my

heart..."

Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked out, and at the same time sent a text

message to the Queen of Dragon, telling her that she had arrived safely, so

that she and her family didn't have to worry, and could go back after

finishing the errands.

"Where is this? Why are the sheep black..."

Lu Datou walked out of the sugarcane field in doubt, but Zhao Guanren covered

his mouth and dragged it back. Outside was a vast farm. In addition to

hundreds of black sheep transformed into corpses, there were also many mutated

bulls. There is no sign of human activity.

"Didn't I tell you last night, the animals here are fiercer than the living

corpses, so be careful..."

Zhao Guanren drew out the Red Luan knife and walked back, and Lu Datou also

drew out his sword. He didn't expect to be sent forcibly. The sword that he

usually wore to force became a weapon. Fortunately, it is also a rare heavenly

weapon. Take the sword ear and become a swordsman.

"I'm going to your uncle, this is too fierce..."

Lu Datou suddenly stopped in horror. There were several kangaroos on the east

side of the sugarcane field. One of them was not only seven or eight meters

high, but also had three hideous heads. It was originally in the belly of the

baby kangaroo. The bulging ones are all kinds of skulls.

"It doesn't look like it's easy to provoke, so withdraw..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly turned around and drilled to the other side. The huge

sugarcane field is probably hundreds of acres, and the ground is full of

croaking big toads. Fortunately, the toads will not change into corpses,

otherwise they will have to be swallowed alive.

"Boss! There is a play here..."

Lv Datou beckoned and beckoned, and he smashed the sugarcane and saw a small

village. There were a dozen houses strewn on the green hillside, and only a

dozen corpse cats and dogs were hovering. The two immediately ran out in a

tacit understanding. .

"Kill the dogs first! Don't let them bark..."

Zhao Guanren held a long knife high against a few vicious dogs. Lu's big head

didn't use a concussion knife. He trusted his amateur skills very much. He

rushed up and chopped off a kitten. As a result, there were a lot of cat's

shadows under the car's crotch. , He gets confused when the kitty gets too

many.

"Fuck! You mouse sperm reincarnated, why did you recruit so many cats..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly turned around to fight alongside him. The two of them

froze for ten minutes. They killed hundreds of cats and dogs before they

stopped panting. Finally, they chose a mansion that looked like the village

chief’s house. There were several cars at the door. Start with the house of

the car.

"Boom~"

A female corpse suddenly squatted on the window, yelling with her teeth and

claws in her underwear, Lu Datou happily walked to the window, stretched her

head and smiled and said: "Your man is not at home, right? You feel

comfortable, sorry for your ** underwear!"

"Puff~"

Lu Datou pierced into the window with a sword, and directly nailed the

mother's corpse to the window, but he drew out the sword and tapped the glass

lightly, and Zhao Guanren had already walked around the gate, slammed the lock

and walked in. , The remaining two corpses were led to the window.

"Oh!"

Zhao Guanren ended the two living corpses with a single knife, and he was

still comfortable with his brother. Not only did Lu Datou cooperate with him

tacitly, he was also just like him. After Lu Datou came in, the two opened the

refrigerator to clean up. , Beer cans are all packed into bags.

"Oh~ I just made this dragon robe for the Chinese New Year, it's a pity..."

Datou Lu found his clothes from the bedroom, and sighed and replaced the

prince’s dragon robe, but Zhao Guanren turned over a set of camping equipment

in the second bedroom. After replacing it, he made himself more like a

survivor in the wilderness, and then cut off the survivor. I have kept long

hair for several years.

"Why are you cutting your hair? Who doesn't know you..."

Lu Datou walked in in surprise, but Zhao Guanren didn’t say anything. He just

took out the driver’s license of a handsome guy from the drawer and said,

“Xiao Ai! Makes me look more like this Jim. The bridge of my nose is a bit

taller, and my jaw is not. So wide!"

"No? You can have plastic surgery..."

Lu Datou hurriedly sat next to him, only to see Zhao Guanren’s face twitching

suddenly, he couldn’t help making a groan, but in just two minutes, he seemed

to have changed, and he was almost similar to the guy on the driver’s license.

And more masculine.

"You should be fine too. Asians are now the focus of attention, so it's not

easy to get in..."

Zhao Guanren walked into the bathroom and rubbed his face, used scissors to

trim his hairstyle again, and finally looked at the stranger in the mirror.

This is a handsome and handsome guy in his early twenties with a wide face and

high nose. Attractive, almost no trace of Asians.

"Damn! You are not..."

Zhao Guanren was shocked as soon as he went out. Lu Datou actually found a

poster of the pirate captain-Johnny Depp, and he was the most attractive age

in his forties, and he had already changed his face and looked in the mirror

carefully. Beard and hairstyle.

"Haha~ please call me Captain Jack..."

Lu Datou dropped the scissors and jumped up. Who knows that this product is

nine points similar to Depp, and the two are of the same figure. Their hair is

only cut to the shoulder level, plus his jeans and washed blue shirt. Take off

a Depp high imitation version.

"I'll go! You are too swagger, but it really seems..."

Zhao Guanren clapped his hands in amazement. Lu's big-headed moustache was so

coquettish. He also looked at the mirror as if he had been beaten with blood.

He said stinkingly in the mirror: "Dep, who is in his forties, slaps all kinds

of fresh meat. , The foreign girl won't pounce on me!"

"You have to think of a reasonable identity for yourself. Xiaoyou can help you

translate simultaneously, but your accent won't change. When people hear that

you are a fake foreigner..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and walked out. The two men quickly wiped out the village,

got two shotguns and a pistol, and dyed their hair brown, and finally ate and

drank one before they opened one. The yellow classic muscle car drove onto the

dark and empty highway...