Chapter 991: Don't die

In a large and comfortable lounge, two generations of middle-aged and old men

gathered, more than 20 people leisurely drinking tea and chatting, Mei

Lingxiang was among them, and the monitor in the examination room was shown on

the TV wall, examinees Our results are also shown.

"Apart from the Eight Martial Arts and the Four Great Families, are there folk

geniuses this time..."

An old man with white hair spoke up, and a mature woman said with a chuckle:

"Folk geniuses can only be compared with ordinary people. It is not enough to

put them among the children. If we let ordinary people compare casually, how

many of us? Ten generations of people’s efforts are not all in vain!"

"Isn't there a green five? Has he finished the exam..."

The old man picked up the tea bowl and blew. A middle-aged man stood up and

said, "Old ancestor! Lv Xiaowu hasn't entered the examination room yet. He ran

to the cafeteria to eat a bowl of noodles, and sneaked into the girls'

dormitory with that Leiqiu. The female masters of the Yue School chased and

beat them all the way, not knowing where to hide!"

"Oh~ this kid is very daring, and the nun's nunnery of the Shuiyue faction

dare to drill..."

The old man raised his head in surprise, and an old lady in blue immediately

stared: "The surname is Zhao! Keep your mouth clean. Why is our Shuiyue

faction a nun's nunnery? If you don't let the Zhao family harm you, you will

become a nun. Yes, it's something that doesn't fix it!"

"You are a ten-thousand-year-old virgin, if you can't marry yourself, you

won't let your apprentice marry..."

The old man turned his head and sneered: "Don't look at your pleated face,

sister Ayaka is of the same generation as you, look at the beauty of others,

this bee-waisted butt, and the child she gives birth to is the best. You can

only call ruining genes in your belly!"

"Grandpa! My younger generation, Mei Lingxiang is your grandson, a generation

younger than the head of Shuiyue..."

An old man stood up awkwardly, Mei Lingxiang also made a big blush. Outsiders

generally think that the Zhao family is a family of four generations, but in

fact, the Zhao family is a family of five. The old man is the grandfather of

Zhao Fanxue. The ancestor of the Zhao family.

"You know an egg! This is my eldest girl..."

The ancestor of the Zhao family disdainfully said: "Our Zhao family has a

thousand-year-old pick-up craftsmanship. By your generation, it is almost

lost. Women, regardless of age, can only be distinguished by whether they look

good or not, those who look good are called sisters, and those who are not

good are called sisters, Lao Shuiyue. This can only be called auntie,

remember?"

"Hmm~ I'll go to the examination room to see..."

Mei Lingxiang stood up in embarrassment, but a young woman suddenly walked in

and said: "Elders! Jinling team's green five cheated. He not only ran to the

back of the examination room to take a peek, but also tampered with his number

plate. More than two hundred numbers have been inserted before, how do I deal

with it?"

"peep?"

Gaozu Zhao said suspiciously: "This test site is closed, and there are guards

patrolling. What can he steal? How did he get in? Moreover, the number plate

is printed by a machine. He will not change the pen. If you change it, you

want to get through it, right?"

"No! He picked up the discarded number plate and cut it to synthesize a new

number plate..."

The young woman stepped forward and said: "They made a total of eight, arguing

that the number plate was printed incorrectly, and the staff were unable to

tell it for a while and let it go. However, the Green Five pretended to have

finished the exam and went to the lounge to eavesdrop on the conversation

between the people who had taken the exam. It also destroyed our monitoring!"

"This kid is really interesting, but if the monitoring is broken, there is no

evidence..."

The Zhao family spread his hands, and the young woman nodded and said: "There

is indeed no video as evidence, but many people saw him when he entered the

lounge, and he had a guilty conscience, put on a mask and a hat, and

immediately attracted the attention of the candidates! "

"Is this called a guilty conscience? This is called death not admitting..."

Gao Zuo Zhao stood up and smiled: "As long as no one takes off his mask and

hat, he can deny that he is not himself. You immediately inform the examiners

that the difficulty of the Green P5 exam has been increased to the maximum,

and I will personally take the last pass. Go test him!"

...

"Lv Xiao Wu! Green Pavilion Master, right..."

Zhao Guanren walked into the first examination room. Three interviewers were

sitting behind the conference table. The mature woman in the middle threw out

a pack of cigarettes and said: "I don't smoke, and I only have ten dollars.

Sell me a pack of cigarettes for fifty dollars!"

"Um?"

Zhao Guanren suddenly noticed that the examination questions had changed. He

scanned the three examiners back and forth, and the three of them sneered at

the same time, indicating that he had discovered that he had cheated to

increase the difficulty, and that this kind of question was almost impossible

to complete under normal circumstances.

"Is it that simple? How smart I think you are..."

Zhao Guanren took the cigarette in disdain and turned his head. The three

examiners looked at each other in amazement, but he waited patiently for a

while. Unexpectedly, a guy ran in and said: "Three examiners, the logistics

office will give it to us. Drinks and snacks are here!"

"Did you see Lv Xiaowu, did he go out..."

The mature woman straightened up puzzledly. It happened that two workers came

in with a trolley. There were a lot of things on the car, but the guy said, "I

saw it! Lv Xiaowu smoked at the entrance of the next examination room, but he

said that he took the exam. It’s a great welfare to give away cigarettes!"

"Hmph~ I knew that the little ** was blasting his mouth, and scored zero

points for him..."

The mature woman got up to get drinks and snacks, and suddenly saw a few boxes

of medicine in the car, she quickly picked up a box of athlete's foot cream

and asked, "Who wants this, can I take it?"

"This was bought by an examiner personally, you have to pay for it, and you

have to buy a box, there is a set of products, three hundred and sixty

yuan..."

The worker took out a receipt and handed it to her. The mature woman paid the

money very readily, and the worker handed her a small medicine box, but as

soon as she sat back with her things, Zhao Guanren suddenly walked in and was

very familiar. Pat the worker on the shoulder.

"Secretary Liu! Call me again next time you order goods..."

The worker smiled and put away the money. The mature woman was dumbfounded.

Zhao Guanren stepped forward and opened the small medicine box, took out a box

of cigarettes from the inside, and said with a smile: "It seems that the

examiner is very rich. , I don’t even look at the list when I buy anything!"

"What? There is smoke on the receipt..."

A male examiner took the receipt abruptly, and only looked at the middle of a

line of drug names. The word "cigarette" was written in the middle of a line,

and the unit price was exactly fifty yuan.

"How do you know that I will buy medicine, it's impossible..."

The mature woman was completely stunned with a drink, but Zhao Guanren laughed

and said, "Mr. Wu! You are a shopping mall elite, don’t you know the truth

about knowing yourself and the enemy and winning in all battles? If you don’t

talk about entering the door, I will see you picking your feet there. I still

know You have a little secret!"

"Wh, what? Don't talk nonsense..."

Mr. Wu became nervous at once. Zhao Guanren smiled and hooked his fingers.

When she leaned in, he said, "I ordered you a bottle of Fuyanjie and a box of

hemorrhoid cream, all using my name, Xiao Be careful, no respect, please give

a five-star praise!"

"I knew you were joking, not bad! The young man is very promising..."

Wu Zongzhuang laughed pretentiously, Zhao Guanren picked up the bottle of

drink and left with a smile.

"Mr. Wu! Look at it..."

The male examiner was suddenly shocked and said: "The order time for the

receipt is 5:18, but Lvxiaowu entered the door after 6 o'clock. How could he

order the medicine in advance, even if the time was wrong, but he left? The

goods arrived in five minutes, and the order was not so fast when I went out!"

"okay!"

Mr. Wu grabbed the receipt and said with a sullen face: "This Lv Xiaowu is

indeed the pavilion master, and is different from ordinary candidates. I give

him full marks for both EQ and IQ. How about you?"

"Full marks!"

The two examiners nodded in unison. At this time, Zhao Guanren walked into the

second examination room to test his cultivation and combat effectiveness, but

only a minute later, one of the examiners was stunned: "One-star cultivation?

Are you really? Is it Green Five?"

"Do you want to look at the ID card..."

Zhao Guanren looked at the six examiners, spread his hands and said, "Everyone

knows that I am not good at fighting, and I have been lying in the hospital

bed for seven years. Or you can give me a dichotomy. Don't make me too ugly.

You fight, you will fall apart as soon as you fight!"

"That won't work!"

A female examiner stepped onto the soft cushion and said, "We have to test not

only your combat effectiveness, but also your reflexes and potential. There

are also many masters who are half-way renunciations. Come on! Auntie will

play with you, no It will hurt you!"

"I don't beat women, I pick that uncle..."

Zhao Guanren pointed to a short glasses man, but the examiners roared with

laughter, and the uncle glasses walked out with a sneer. After stepping on the

large cushion, he suddenly raised his arms and shouted, and the clothes on his

body suddenly burst.

"Huoyang Gate Ma Huiyang! Please enlighten me..."

Uncle Spectacles showed a sturdy tendon. The female examiner turned away and

shook her head and smiled: "Boy! You really have a vision. Elder Ma is a

senior in the Moon Realm, and no one dares to challenge after sitting for a

day. , You don't know whether you live or die!"

Zhao Guanren hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Well, can I change my hand? I

really don't know you are so fierce!"

"Oh! You just fall with one punch when you change anyone, hurry up..."

The examiners waved their hands impatiently, and there were others gloating at

melon seeds, while Elder Ma smiled and said: "I don't bully the younger

generation. You can choose weapons at will. Only you can hit me. Today, I am a

horse. Someone lost!"

"Then you just relax a little bit, just make sense..."

After looking at the weapon rack, Zhao Guanren actually picked up a tattered

bench leg, and smashed it towards Elder Ma with a roar, causing the examiners

to spray out the tea.

"Oh, impulsive! It's a pity that I have this outfit..."

Elder Ma couldn't help but akimbo, and after easily avoiding the split bench

leg, he slapped Zhao Guanren's back sideways, but Zhao Guanren suddenly

changed his tricks.

"Bang~"

Elder Ma suddenly raised his head and fell to the ground, and fell heavily

over a somersault. The five examiners were dumbfounded for an instant, and one

of them rubbed his eyes vigorously, and asked in disbelief: "What happened,

why did Elder Ma suddenly fall down? NS?"

"Hit, hit the dantian, so fast..."

The female instructor eating melon seeds opened her mouth wide, like a toad

about to suffocate, but the other person waved her hand quickly and said, "No!

There were two blows. The stick hit the dantian and the elbow hit the chest.

If he stepped on his foot, he made three moves in total!"

"Old Ma! You wake up, don't die..."

The five examiners were surprised again. Zhao Guanren actually knelt on the

ground and pinched people. After the examiners rushed over, someone

immediately exclaimed: "No! You're out of breath, go call a doctor!"

"Crap! Old Ma is Huoyang's uncle, if he dies, how can I get it..."

The heads of the five examiners were all anxious, and Zhao Guanren was also

unlucky. In fact, he had asked Elder Ma’s weakness earlier and knew that he

had no practical experience at all, but he never expected that the old guy

would be so reluctant to beat him. ...