Ore no Real to Netgame ga Love Comedy ni Shinshokusare Hajimete Yabai Volume 2 Chapter 1 part1

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PART 1

*Online*

I will only

say this.

2D world is

the best.

When the

power that was sealed in your body suddenly awakened, I was like how strong I

am. Abruptly, something

unexpected occurred like surrounded by bunch of girls, then it became a harem

situation.

Writing and spelling

a youth graffiti which is an impossible situation in real life, while in manga

and anime, those self-projected protagonists could be soaked in such a state.

Yes, in 2D

world, there were full of dreams.

Including

game. Especially the planning beforehand in the recent MMORPG is not

half-hearted.

It’s like the

world is incorporated like the real one.

I was born

in another world, and raised in it. If only those illusions are real.

Also

because the next gen gaming device [ESG] had the headgear which powered by

artificial sense, it’s a lot of work to do.

When I

stand on green field, the air felt so good that it’s strange.

From the

people who walked on a not busy street and the commotion in bazaar, the scent

of life is very rich.

Doing

shopping, chatting, fishing on the entire day, laying myself on the prairie

while gazing at the blue sky to spend time.

However,

there were times where unfold a life threatening fight with demons and monsters

----- Well, it happened occasionally.

The life in

this world, is more real than the reality.

This “ZX

Welt Online” led to a very great sensation.

Affinity? I

think it’s good.

“As

expected ZX is very comforting…”

I, Sagamiya

Keita, in my avatar [Riel] appearance nodded with relief.

The one who

is projected on the water surface of fountain beside, is a girl with the neat

impression nodding in admiration.

The cleric

in priest clothes is my appearance in this world. The so-called “Nekama”.

Before

this, there was a disturbance between the guild members. In offline meeting,

being mistaken as the one who controlled [Knight-sama] character, and this Riel

avatar account being stolen, then the embarrassing poem that I wrote was taken

hostage, and so I became the one who controls that [Knight-sama]….

Those

things happened and various problems came but, now it’s as usual, I continue to

become a nekama.

Well, even

the riot is over, everything was in those girls’ hand.

Aside from

this Riel’s body.

I once

again think that as expected this avatar is easy to handle. I don’t actually

understand but it’s nicely created.

Today also

with that appearance, as usual for idly chatting with the guild members, all

members gathered in the guild house.

Putting my

hands on the wooden door that I got used to see, I opened it with my usual

posture but….

“Afternoon~……..tte, fuooooooo!?”

I have predicted it to some extent but I reflexively raised up my surprised

voice.

Because, when I opened the door, in front of my eyes is---

A bride.

This also

happened before, didn’t it?

What kind

of déjà vu is this.

I flustered

and then she lifted the veil.

What

appeared from beneath it are tranquil eyes.

A slender

good looking face, and a plump pink lips.

If she just

skipped a step, her long black hair on the top of her ‘A’ line pure white dress

will further sway on air.

“O-oi!

What’s with that appearance!!”

Unintentionally,

it became a boyish-like tone.

I sometimes

lose my temper so please pardon me.

Since guild

members already knew that I am the nekama, it’s not good to fuss over it but, I

feel a strange discomfort about this avatar’s habit of mine until now.

So, I

cleared my throat and once again spoke.

“W-what is

it…? That kind of appearance”

As I

inquired, my sight was being stolen by the beauty of the bride and my

consciousness became slightly vague.

Seeing that

reaction, the bride’s mouth let out a laugh.

To match

it, a hairball-like monster [Suama] which was resting on her shoulder let out a

cute voice “fukya”.

She’s not in

her usual beast-tamer’s outfit but, she was our guild leader, Shizuku.

She placed

her hands which was covered with white gloves on her waist and proudly puffed

out her chest.

“Oya, you

don’t know this? It’s obviously a wedding dress.”

“Un, I know

that. What I want to ask is why you wear that here.”

“Sorry, I

don’t know what you mean.”

“Eee!? Did

I just ask a difficult question?”

“Fumu, Why

I wear this kind of thing? An answer to that question maybe a very easy one. However,

if you used a thing in versatile manner, it maybe will become a complicated and

esoteric. But in the end, the truth perhaps will be an unexpectedly simple

thing, maybe it’s like that.”

“I don’t

understand the thing that Shizuku spoke more actually…”

As usual, a

girl with strangely argumentative behaviour but in offline, she is a silent

hikikomori girl so I don’t know her in society.

Maybe not

satisfied with my reaction, Shizuka breathed out a deep sigh.

“If we talk

about wedding dress, then it means wedding ceremony. A clothes for that purpose

only, isn’t it?”

“W-wedding!?

The bride is Shizuka?”

She

silently nodded.

I’m a bit surprised but, the one she talk

about was not the wedding in real life, it’s a virtual wedding in this ZX Welt.

In the

world of ZX, they also adopted a wedding system which is common in the other

MMORPG games.

To the player

who became husband and wife, there was a pair of rings which could be equipped

by the two people and also a home for two people.

Well, in

short, one could flirt as one likes.

Then, next

to the name bar, one could add a notation like husband: OO or wife: AA.

Incidentally,

if there happened various troubles after wedding, sometimes one could ask for

divorce to ZX.

In society,

there were also many people who mix reality and virtual. In offline, the same

person mistake their relationship as the same one in virtual, so there are many

cases that after offline meeting one being targeted by a stalker. So to prevent

that from happening, many people has stopped doing that.

Those kind

of dreadful things clung to the wedding system, you know? That’s just one

example.

That’s why although

I don’t know the feeling of a girl like Shizuku who is going to marry, I became

curious to who her partner is.

I asked her

because I was interested.

“So, whom

are you going to marry?”

“You are

going to make me say it? Really, even an idiot has its limit. He’s

knight-sama.”

“Just now,

I feel like I just heard something important, didn’t I?”

No way,

this…… but, there’s no way. It’s impossible. Un.

“I say that

I’m married with Knight-sama.”

Shizuku

clearly stated.

E-tto…. If

he’s Knight-sama, then it’s surely me, isn’t it? I played as Riel but, I also

played as Knight-sama.

Originally,

when I as cleric joined in the offline meeting, Knight-sama is an avatar

prepared by them for me as to not worry about staying in guild but, suddenly it

became like if you didn’t continue to play as Knight-sama then we won’t give

Riel back----- It shifted to me being threatened….

As I

unconditionally agreed, now I controlled two accounts.

So, that

Knight-sama and Shizuku, are married??

It seemed

that my thought had come to a stop in accordance to an intense heat which

brings a recent calamity to my head. Let’s logout and drank something cold.

Thinking

like that, I opened the status window and stretched my hand onto the air.

Inside the

guild house, a light effect to indicate [Login] is shining.

From the

scattered green light, what appeared was---------

Why a bride

again!

Princess

line wedding dress in which the skirt is fluffily spread out. She’s an elf child which gives out tsundere

vibe with an almond shaped eyes on her face.

One of the

guild members, [White princess] or [Hime].

Different

from her usual thief style, with a really fitting princess-like appearance, her

entry made a good combination with my and Shizuku appearance. I got stuck in

this amazing situation.

“Wait

Shizuku!? Why are you running away!?”

As her long

elf ears perked up, her transparent blonde hair fluttered by wind.

However, I

felt like Shizuku said “Yare yare”, it seemed like she didn’t care about her

questioning. That’s why on her behalf, I asked her.

“Run away?

What is?”

“I-It’s

nothing! It's not related to you even a bit!”

“I heard

that if you deny it thoroughly, then it means the opposite that it’s actually

related to me…”

“He-!?”

Hime with

her cheeks flushed in red began to be dismayed.

This…. For

some reason, I felt a bad feeling about this.

“On top of

that, why even Hime is in that appearance? Don’t say that Hime also have a plan

to marry someone?”

“T-that…of

course. Nnaturally. It’s impossible I’m behind Shizuku.”

“Hee-…. Incindentally,

with whom?”

“T-that…

K-Kni…”

Hime, while

looking embarrassed, started to speak again.

“Knight-sama

nya!”

“Fuboo!”

In a

different place from Hime, I let out a voice, and then something clung around

my neck. Two arms crawled from my back and then turned to the front. A

shuddered cat ears and a brilliant silver hair entered my field of vision.

“Ricotta!?”

“Fufu-

that’s right.”

“No no it’s

not about right or anything, in the first place, I’m not hiding anything

right?”

(Raw : そもそもなんも隠してないでしょー？)

“Riel-tan,

you’re sharp nya.”

The girl

who answered with her pure innocent smile is Ricotta. In ZX, she’s a beast

alchemist. In reality, she’s my little sister, Sagamiya Rio.

So she also

had this side of herself…, she wore a mini skirt wedding dress which I

unintentionally admired.

Well that’s

that but, I couldn’t afford to hear what she said next.

“Surely,

Ricotta is here for…”

“Of course,

to marry Knight-sama ny!”

Ricotta

answered that with full of smile.

I feel

dizzy.

“Therefore,

right now let’s go to that church with Ricotta to hold the ceremony

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?”

Suddenly

Ricotta bent backwards and uttered a sound like a stepped cat.

The reason

is Ricota’s foot. A few centimetre from her tiptoe, there is a single arrow

pierced the ground.

“W-what are

you doing!? Even though it’s a game, if it’s hit then it will hurt you know

nyaa!?”

“Fuun,

because you also escaped, didn’t you!”

The one who

faced Ricotta’s anger, there is Hime who seems in bad mood holding a bow.

“Nyanyanya!

Ricotta didn’t run away nya! Just want to marry knight-sama only nyan!”

“Only huh,

that’s the reason you escaped! Really…. Speaking about Shizuku and you, you all

are too selfish. Even I, want to “marry knight-sama”.”

“A… so it

comes to that.”

“Ee!?”

As I was

getting fed up with it, Hime just realized her own speech and she started

fidgeting with her fingers while her elf ears tinted in red.

“T-that,

that’s wro-…cho-gofgowthokyo££!?”

“Calm

down.”

I talk to

Hime who is like a boiling kettle. Shizuku’s cold gaze directed here.

“That’s why

I told you beforehand, If you’re going to be like this, it’s better that you

don’t take part.”

“I-It’s not

like anything happened. I just bit my tongue there. Fu-n, Even if it’s

marrying? I o-only want to know how it feels. There’s no deeper meaning.”

While

saying this or that, Hime couldn’t hide her agitation. I muttered a long sigh

as I casted a side glance on her.

“Iya It’s

not like I ever agree about marrying, don’t I?”

Saying

that, Shizuku gazed here with a strange eyes.

“Then, it’s

decided that this wedding party will be arranged.”

“I am

ignored! My consent itself is being ignored!”

I know that

I don’t have my human right in this guild but, this is too frank that I on the

contrary felt refreshed.

As I

dropped my shoulders in a defeated manner, Shizuku’s eyebrow moved slightly.

“Putting

that aside, this is more natural and crucial. Today also, why doesn’t Riel play

as Knight-sama?”

“E…?”

“If you’re

in that appearance, we can’t hold the wedding. You should know that it’s

systematically impossible between two girl avatars. For what reason you made me

troubled?”

“Yes nyan, yes nyan, I am troubled nyan!”

“Really

cannot read the atmosphere ne-“

What an

awful thing to say.

Everyone stared

at me from down to top like they’re not satisfied with my current appearance.

Rather, why

I should’ve been told these things because I just login as Riel.

Shizuku

draw nearer with an inquiring tone.

“Even we

had put considerable effort to prepare Knight-sama as the strongest avatar, you

know. With that kind spec, are you still dissatisfied?”

“There’s no

way I’m dissatisfied but….”

“Then what

is your reason? If hereafter Knight-sama exist---that’s the condition for returning

Riel, isn’t it? If you keep that manner of yours, then we also have another

idea.”

“…idea?”

“You didn’t

forget that we had trump card, right? Then, how about if we read aloud those

shameful poem diary of yours?”

“O-ww!?

Anything but that!”

It’s a poem

diary which consist my thought about player [Meruruna]-chan that I yearned for.

It’s a very

embarrassing poem diary that could make me faint in agony just by reading it

again.

“Then, you’d

better login as Knight-sama right now.”

“T-that…”

Since it

came to this, I’ll say it.

Level 99

Paladin, while his ability value is top notch, his item and equipment also

skill are all out of standard. A broken existence like an addicted game junkie.

For a ZX

user, it must be a character that he wanted badly.

Or it

should be like that but I didn’t feel like going to login as that avatar.

As for the

reason… They will be too hyped up if I login as Knight-sama.

For example

before this, when I come in the guild house as Knight-sama, all the guild

members were waiting for me in swimsuits. That is….. a bit problematic.

In reality,

my body has a special constitution which is Female Tolerance Deficiency Syndrome,

a body where it’ll faint if I just remembered some stimulation from opposite

sex.

However,

that’s only in the reality and it’s never happened in online. Recently, I don’t

know why they just keep doing those things and fatally, once this special body

of mine almost triggered. Looking back, it was very dangerous.

If I faint

in online, maybe it’s the same as falling asleep. If that thing happened, what

would become of my avatar?

Maybe an exhibitionist.

Besides,

the girls didn’t knew what effect those kind of pranks had to me.

I felt

alarmed just by thinking about it.

However, it’ll

bad for my body if they just kept continue to be like this. Eventually, I

couldn’t come back from this world if I faint…. I wonder.

I, who

suffered from FTDS in reality, sought for a substitute in ZX.

But, right

now the truth that I as nekama had been revealed, it could…… not be the same as

before.

Perhaps if

this situation kept continuing, my body’s special constitution would began developing

in ZX like reality. Then I, whose symptom is getting worse, would completely lose

my only peaceful place.

If I lost

my quiet place in reality and online, where should I go?

Somehow, I

have to avoid those occurrence from happening.

Fortunately,

I felt that as Riel, I had a little contact with those girls.

A bit

gentle touch maybe?

As long as

it’s like that, I could still resist them.

That’s why

if possible I didn’t want to play as Knight-sama.

I casually

thought.

Before, I was

restrained in guild and pressed to become Knight-sama. Since that purpose has

been achieved, there’s no need for me to play as Knight-sama again. Nevertheless,

the girls persistently forced me to play as Knight-sama.

What on

earth did they want to do?

“H-hey,….I

always curious about this thing, why are you so cynical about Knight-sama?

Moreover want to marry him…”

“That’s um

that. That’s because we all are infected by “Princess Syndrome”.”

“P-Prin…cess…Syn…drome??”

Shizuku was

strangely proud but, I inclined my head because of the word that I haven’t ever

heard.

“If it’s a

girl then, she must had a dream where she wanted to be protected by a strong

prince-like existence with his white horse. That is the moment when a girl’s

heart is satisfied. Addiction to keep seeking pleasure from those led to a

symptom of “Princess Syndrome”. In other words, Princess Syndrome (in katakana).”

“I’ve never

heard that disease though?”

“Of course.

It’s something that we made.”

“What the

hell!”