Ore no Real to Netgame ga Love Comedy ni Shinshokusare Hajimete Yabai Volume 2 Chapter 1 part3

PART 3

As we

arrived at the Central Square, following Shizuku’s instruction, they would by

turn entered the crowd to pull in members.

Immediately,

the perpetrator Shizuku went first but…

The girl in

question, not doing anything special in the circle, she just stood proudly.

In one

hand, she hold several sheets of the common currency in this world, Gran bill.

With her other hand, she raised a signboard above her head. A litter far from

her, I looked at the words that was written on the board.

“Guild

member! 1 name 1000 Gran.”

I’m already

uncertain what she wanted to do.

In my

words, it reeked of vexing scent.

That person

also didn’t call out to the surrounding, just gave off strange feeling to the

crowd.

That,

doesn’t it seem like a human trafficking? It looks like in a meat store where 99

yen for 100 grams, so I didn’t know whether she wanted to buy or sell them.

Moreover, I smelled an intense aroma of crime. Of course, no one dared to come

closer.

A, see,

there’s someone reporting her, then a game master- like person went towards

Shizuku to perform his duties.

Soon after

that, Shizuku came back to our place with a swollen face.

“Truly,

this is why all public servant are so block headed.”

“Public

servant huh…. I think you’re miswording it…”

“In any

way, my words can’t get through them. I even get suspected of real money

trading.”

“…..Rather,

what are you doing? There.”

“An?”

I am being

glared.

“Why you

don’t know. Human = asset strength. If 1 person gives 1000 Gran, I’ll tell that

one person to join the guild.”

“You don’t

say that you instead receive money!?”

“Of course.

Why should I give my money to someone who I don’t even know or see?”

“No no

then, what is the money on your hand?”

“There’s a

saying that money called for money.”

“….”

Needless to

say, I’m sure it’s impossible for her to invite members.

Because

from the beginning, she lacked the ability to communicate with other people.

Moreover, that

outrageous thing is outside my expectation.

“Even

though you’re boasting like crazy, you’re all mouth.”

Hime

directed a scornful gaze to Shizuku. Shizuku, who also didn’t have anything to

say back, pouted in ‘へ’ shape.

“Well, I’ll

show you. How I’ll easily invite 30 members to our guild.”

While

saying something like I’ll take the marriage authority, she with high spirits

disappeared into the crowd.

That

confident speech, I became uneasy as to what if she really came back with 30

members.

The

result---------

I began to

wonder why I felt the anxiety in the first place.

Hime put a

considerable effort to speak but, with an incomplete sentence like “Ano-“ or

“Sono-“,

people who passed her by didn’t realized it. Sometimes, there’s also a

player who responded to Hime but, she said,

“S-shut up!

T-t, to talk with me, y- you’re still a thousand years early for that.” Or

“W-what? If

you want to become my slave, m-maybe I’ll consider it!?”

She wasted her chance herself.

Really,

what did she want to do… it’s too pitiful for the people, isn’t it.

In the end,

Hime’s invitation count is zero.

“30 members

easily? Fukkuku….”

While

looking at the returning Hime, Shizuku hold back her laughter.

“…Mu! I

don’t want to be told by you!”

This is the

result from the two people, what about the other two? I think, it should be

close to this.

Next, the

one who will go to invite members is Ricotta.

She usually

talked very much but, she became nervous in the center of square and unable to

utter out a single word, even if she was called by someone, she just returned a

“Nyan” and thus, she became a weirdo.

As Ricotta

changed out, Mashu went in.

That’s,

maybe it had become her punch line.

She, with her

clown joke item, suddenly took out a silk hat and started to play a trick in

the crowd.

Outside my

expectation, she was showered by attention from the surrounding, but only that.

Not even

related to guild member’s invitation, she just received their applause and came

back.

“It’s

‘interesting’ but, I couldn’t make friends~”

Her mouth

told a disappointment but her face was satisfied. Is this good or bad….

“Really,

only useless people are here.”

In the

front of the terrible result, she folded her arms. To that attitude, Hime

wrinkled her eyebrows.

“Useless,

useless. Like you’re one to talk.”

“Ha? You,

who showed your sex appeals and can’t even bring one person is the lowest,

right.”

“I,I didn’t

show that kind of thing! And I don’t want to be labelled as the lowest. If we

want to talk about the worst, it’s Ricotta, right?”

“Nyan!? Why

(Nyande)!?”

“Right!

Aren’t you not doing anything and just stand there blankly.”

“Even

though it’s like that, I’m doing my best nya! Moreover, the one who completely

didn’t have the will to invite members, Mashu is more useless nya.”

“M-me? I

think if everyone has fun then it’s alright, but maybe it’s right, I’m the most

useless….. I see,

I’m

useless…. Anyhow, I’m a useless person. Yes, it’s always like that…. Lastly, if

I have any regret, I just want to see Knight-sama once again… But, that’s

also…. Huh? Aa….. Somehow, it’s cold….. very cold…..”

Mashu only

moved her mouth, but her avatar was standing upright while gazing at the empty

sky. Clearly, something is strange. Not only Ricotta, who brought the subject,

Shizuku and Hime also noticed her peculiarity.

This is

really…..

I’m really

worried whether what is her real body up to.

I promptly

drew closer to her and shook her shoulders.

“Wait!?

Mashu-san? What’re you doing? Don’t do anything strange, okay.”

“…”

No response

“D-don’t

go!! Uoi, hello! Come back!”

“Aa, I took

off too much clothes. Teehee.”

“Nubuu!?”

Abruptly,

Mashu’s avatar came back to life. At the same time, unexpected word also came

out so instinctively, I let out a surprised voice.

“T,t-t-t-t-take

off??”

“Ee, it’s

hot. But, it became cold so I put on the clothes again. I’m still halfway

through, so let me excuse myself.”

After she

left those words, Mashu’s avatar once again became hardened and her eyes became

hollow.

Scary!

Looks like

she took off the ESG from her head and proceed to change her clothes. Please

stop that kind of thing…. It’s bad for my heart.

While

Shizuku and co. also seemed worried, but after seeing that, they lost for

words.

After that,

for some reason a commotion happened at the square.

From what I

see, there was a gathering of players.

“What is

it? Is something happened there?”

Curiosity

is human’s nature. As I thought like that, even I can’t see from here, I tried

to stand on my tiptoe.

Then

Shizuku beside me,

“We’re

changing our place.”

Suddenly

said that.

It seems

like she said that to keep me away from that gathering.

At the same

time, I could hear part of cheers coming from there.

“It’s

Merurunchan.”

“C-cute.”

“Ky Look

here.”

….

What??

They said

Merurunchan!?

I could

tell that my expression has changed.

Meruruna.

She is an idol player, a person who became my trigger to play this MMORPG.

I, who just

looked at her screenshot, one-sidedly fell in love at the first sight with her.

“As

expected from Merurunchan. But I can’t see her cle owa!?

Wai-wai-wai-wait!?”

Shizuku

forcibly dragged my shoulders.

As she had

me went away from the gathering, she brought me to the edge of the square where

the commotion couldn’t be heard.

“an, even

though I had already caught a glimpse of her.”

“Your eyes

will rot away if you saw that bitchy girl’s face.”

“I-isn’t

that a bit harsh.”

Hime,

Ricotta, and Mashu also nodded in agreement.

If you’re

all saying that, I couldn’t say anything, could I?

“More

importantly, right now the invitation comes first.”

“Then,

what’ll you do?”

Hime asked

Shizuku. Shizuku who heard that seemed to know the answer.

“Anyway,

this a situation that if we were to compete with our invitation count, then we

can’t get to C rank. Hereafter, how about if we work together until we rank-up

once? About Knight-sama’s partner, we’ll decide it again with different way.”

“Isn’t that

okay?”

“Ricotta’s

also okay with that nya.”

“A, yes. I

also approve of that.”

Following

up Hime and Ricotta, Mashu, who return online, also agreed.

I became

lost in thought. Even if the girls, who didn’t have communication skill worked

together, the result would be the same, right.

Want to owe

someone’s respect, it’s fatal if you didn’t have the right attitude when

conversing with the person in question. I didn’t think that’s the sole reason

but if you didn’t have at least that much, you couldn’t strike up a decent

conversation.

That’s why,

am I outstanding at communicating? If you asked that….. It goes without saying.

“First,

let’s go back to guild and come up with a new plan.”

The girls

agreed with Shizuku’s proposal, and followed from her back.

I didn’t

have a feeling to cooperate, but I also didn’t have anywhere to go…..Well, I

didn’t know what the girls are planning. For the time being, better grasp what

they are doing for the sake of my body.

Thinking

like that, I also followed behind. And at that time.

Somehow, I

felt a strange gaze on my back.

At the

shadow of bazaar tent, stopping my legs and turning around, there was a girl

who stared here.

With bun on

left and right side of her pink hair, she wore a mini skirt and on top of that,

a robe like a long parka. While having a scary looking mace in her hand, she

dragged it on the stone pavement.

From that

appearance, she’s a beginner in ZX.

After all,

that’s a beginner equipment you get at the beginning of the game.

I’m afraid

she hadn’t even decided on her job.

A workless

player.

No matter

how you think about it, that workless girl is staring at us.

When that

innocent eye locked eyes with my gaze, for some reason she revealed an

extremely happy face.

What? Who?

Have we ever met before?

Perhaps an

acquaintance of guild member.

I never had

a memory of her. In the first place, because she’s a beginner, it’s impossible

for me to be acquainted with her.

So that

girl, is planning to come here, huh? She’s hastily running toward us, and

magnificently fell down.

Moreover,

she even dived into the neatly lined bazaar goods.

Making a

huge voice, as the goods and weapon scattered around, her mace also disappeared

into somewhere.

“E-excuse

me, excuse me! I’m sorry, I’m sorry!”

While

flustered and trying to stand up, as she apologized, the goods became more and

more fallen apart.

Looking at

her behavior that didn’t reflect her words, I guess as a beginner she hadn’t

still got used to the control.

The

shopkeeper said something along the lines of “You, what the hell you do?”, and

thus it became like,

“Oi!

What’re you planning to do!?”

“No, this

is not as what you think. It’s not.”

“You….. do

this on purpose?”

When blue

veins popped out from his forehead, a green phosphorescent started to envelop

around the girl. If they played ZX, that’s a logout effect which everyone had

known.

But, it

looks like it’s also the first time for the girl….

“E…. what

is this?”

“Oi,oi, after

this much, you dare to run away!”

“No, I don’t

have that intention.”

“You wait!”

“A, no,

that, that….”

While she

talked like that, she disappeared along with the light.

Looks like because

she lost her control, she unintentionally logged out.

The game

machine until now was using ESG which is limited. Therefore, until you got used

to the artificial sense when you login, there were many confused players. But, I

didn’t label them as unskillful players.

In the

middle of disappearing, she seemed to send me a ‘please help me’ look, was I just

imagining things?

Even so,

what is that? That girl.

It’s almost

impossible if she’s acquainted with the people other the guild members.

On top of

her head, her avatar name was showed but….

Hmm, certainly

was it [Mario (lol)]?

As

expected, I didn’t know her.

More than

that, (lol) huh. Not needed right.

….

Gathering

my feeling, I continued to follow behind the guild members.

*Offline*

After that,

as we couldn’t come up with a good plan for inviting members in guild house, in

the end, it’d come to a standstill. Since it couldn’t be helped, we decided to

discuss that again at later date, and it’s already evening. I just hoped that

they would give up on that.

Logging out

and taking ESG off from my head, I had a mail in my phone.

I was

friendless until now, but before this, I exchanged my email address with the

girls in offline meeting. That’s why I could only think them as the one who

sent the email….

Then, from

who?

Thinking

that, I moved my finger.

[Subject]

Reconfirmation

[Sender]

Hugues ([email protected])

[Recipient]

Seita ([email protected])

《Hey, it’s me. Even I say that, you don’t know which ‘me’, do you?

Then, I’ll

quickly tell you.

The ‘me’

now, is ‘me’ who confessed to you at the place that looks like harbor.

Before this

mail, I also say this, my confession that time is serious.

How serious

I am, it’s to the point that I want to marry you in the reality.

That’s why

even if it’s a wedding in ZX, I will get jealous if you’re taken by the other

members.

Moreover,

the first one to say “let’s marry” is me.

I have to protect

that promise.

Therefore, about

this “Special Wedding, I will put all my effort to win. That’s why please look

forward to it.》

As I saw my

phone screen, I became absentminded.

Hmm…. This

was….

Before I had

said that there were people in society who couldn’t differentiate reality and

virtual, and insisted to have relationship even in reality. After offline meeting,

they became targeted by stalker. I have said something like that before, and

the example――

AM I THE

EXAMPLE!!

One of the

guild members,

Wasn’t

related to princess syndrome,

There’s a person

who seriously like me.

As the

premise, she even wanted to marry me in reality.

As a high

school student, if you thought normally, you should not have produced an ill

feeling after being confessed by girl.

Rather, a

happy feeling.

But to me,

who has Female Tolerance Deficiency Syndrome (FTDS), it’s a life and death

matter.

【TL : In raw, it’s said to be FEDS but I can’t find the right word (女性耐性不全症候群】

W-w-w-w-w-what

to do!?