Chapter 201 of 3096
Chapter 201: Wipe your **** and confident horse week!
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A genius remembers this site address in one second: (Top Chinese), the fastest
update! No ads! "Hey, Shaoning, I want to build another paper machine, hey,
don’t go! Come and take a look!"
Li Zexuan suddenly thought of toilet paper. Now that all paper machines are
made, as long as you add a scraper inside, you can make toilet paper. So he
wants Yan Shaoning to build a toilet paper machine. Who knows that he just
turned his head before he finished listening. To leave, Li Zexuan quickly
stopped him.
"Bah, your kid really doesn't have a backache while talking while standing. We
have so many geniuses to make a paper machine. Your kid wants to make new
tricks. You can do it, don't call me, I have to go back and rest!"
Yan Shaoning spouts furiously.
"Ahem, Shaoning, listen to me first. This paper machine does not need to be
very troublesome. Its general structure is similar to the paper machine you
made before, except that its drying cylinder is quite special, it is a drying
cylinder with an oversized diameter. There is a scraper on the other side of
the cylinder to scrape and peel the paper."
Li Zexuan pulled Yan Shaoning to explain.
Yan Shaoning said with a puzzled look: "If you make it like this, isn't the
paper produced is hairy and soft? How to write on this kind of paper?"
Uncle Fu thought for a while, and nodded in agreement: "Yes, Master, the paper
you did this way can't be used at all!"
Li Zexuan immediately retorted: "Who said that it cannot be used. This kind of
paper is soft and soft. Wouldn't it be extremely comfortable to use to wipe
your buttocks in the toilet?"
Yan Shaoning's face was full of black lines, he was really speechless to Li
Zexuan.
"Isn't there a toilet chip for going to the toilet? Why do you kid it?"
Li Zexuan jumped his feet and said: "Cao, the toilet rack is so hard, how do
you use it? How can such soft paper be comfortable to use?"
This is the most difficult place for Li Zexuan to pass through. You can have
no computer or mobile phone, but you can't live without toilet paper! What the
* is your special mother who asked me to wipe my * with bamboo?
"The young master usually goes to the toilet, what do you use?"
Uncle Fu couldn't help asking.
"Ahem, I asked someone to soften the rice paper before using it, but this is
really troublesome!"
Li Zexuan thought for a while and said.
Fu Bo and Yan Shaoning suddenly felt a toothache, and wanted to punch someone.
"A violent thing! You...you...your kid is a scumbag!"
Yan Shaoning couldn't help but pointed at Li Zexuan's nose and cursed.
Li Zexuan touched his nose, feeling very helpless. Why not wipe his ** with
paper? How normal is that? As for?
In the end, Yan Shaoning agreed to Li Zexuan's request for no other reason,
just because Li Zexuan said that this thing can also make a lot of money.
……………
After reducing the cost of paper, Li Zexuan breathed a sigh of relief. Only
when paper can be produced on a large scale can many of his subsequent plans
proceed smoothly.
Er, more importantly, by the way, the toilet paper problem was solved, and
finally one of the most commonly used industrial products in modern times was
seen in ancient times. This made him feel a little cordial in his heart.
After leaving the room and coming to the back hall, Li Zexuan wanted to see
how Ma Zhou and the others were progressing.
Pushing the door and entering, I saw that earth-shaking changes had taken
place inside. Dozens of cases were arranged in the hall, and every case was
filled with various materials, and then dozens of middle-aged scribes were
lying on the cases, checking and recording them carefully. Those who want to
come are the bachelors sent by Li Tai and Li Chengqian.
The arrival of Li Zexuan did not cause any disturbances, perhaps in the eyes
of these people, Li Zexuan is not as important as the copywriting materials at
hand!
"Lord, are you here?"
Ma Zhou came up quietly and said hello, Li Zexuan nodded, and said softly:
"Well, Brother Ma, let's talk in another place."
Everyone here is busy with their own affairs, Li Zexuan really can't bear to
break this tranquility.
When they came to the next room, the two took their seats one after another.
Li Zexuan asked, "Brother Ma, how is the progress of the dictionary
compilation?"
Ma Zhou replied: "My Lord, His Royal Highness and His Royal Highness Wang Wei
attaches great importance to this matter. A total of 12 bachelors have been
sent. A few days ago, the compilation of the dictionary has been in full swing
and is currently being implemented steadily."
"Brother Ma, are these bachelors deliberately making things difficult? Are
they arrogant and rude?"
Ma Zhou looked a little embarrassed, he hesitated: "It's not difficult to make
things difficult, the compilation of the dictionary is more than everything,
presumably the prince and the king of Wei have already confessed to them.
However, most of these bachelors are scholars, and they are somewhat arrogant.
Understandable."
Li Zexuan frowned slightly. He specifically emphasized to Li Chengqian and Li
Tai that the main person in charge of the dictionary compilation work was Ma
Zhou. He didn’t expect things to happen, and those people would work as usual
on the face, but secretly estimated that Ma Zhou would be more or less
affected. Points contempt.
"Brother Ma, who has ever been rude to you? Tell me, I will talk to the Prince
and Wang Wei."
Li Zexuan has always attached great importance to Ma Zhou. How can he just
ignore it now?
Ma Zhou hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Lord, don’t do that. Ma Zhou is
nothing but a mere mention. Those bachelors belong to the Sixth-Rank Palace or
Donggong sect. It is right for Ma to be despised. But Ma’s contempt should be
done by Ma. When Mou goes to fight back by himself, Ma Zhou believes that with
his own talents, he will surely be able to look at the academicians who
despise Ma today with admiration!"
Ma Zhou’s meaning is very clear, that’s the place I lost myself, and I will
smile: "Brother Ma is so bold. Based on this alone, those bachelors are no
better than horses. Brother!"
"The Lord Ferguson is absurd!"
"Haha, well, if Brother Ma needs help in the future, just let me know. Oh,
today the workshop has completed the paper machine, and our paper cost has
been greatly reduced. Next, the work of newspapers and copying classics,
Brother Ma, you You can start too."
The most basic and most important technology of the quirky culture has been
prepared, and the copying and printing of classics and the distribution of
newspapers are also natural, without any hindrance.
"Well, Sir Alex is right. Ma Mou has heard about the trial production of the
paper machine today and is also preparing for it. Ma Mou has selected ten
handed down classics from the Wei Palace a few days ago. It is expected that
within five days, four to five hundred books will be printed and sold at the
Bizarre Culture Bookstore."
Ma Zhouyi said slowly, as if everything was under control.
Li Zexuan nodded and said with a smile: "Well, that's great, Brother Ma, it
seems that we will soon be able to let all the scholars of Datang be able to
read."
Ma Zhou said with joy: "It is true. Ma always feels excited when he thinks of
participating in the popularization of education for all. Now that I want to
come, I am afraid that Ma has made the most correct decision to join the
workshop. Oh, yes. Now, Ma Mou, according to Sir Ferguson’s previous comments,
made a new version of the newspaper. Sir Sir, do you think it is appropriate?"
……………
After all the mountains and rivers, I finally arrived at my hometown.
Thanks to Pi Village in childhood for carrying the handles, and the five
mountains in the dark, the world is scorching and again and again and again
and again!
Thank you Xiaoyao Xiong, childhood Pi Village for carrying handles, pseudo-you
change, surname Gong, name preface Lao Gong, while young, purple sister Ayun,
white horse chief, hitedevil monthly pass.
(End of this chapter)