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Chapter 201 of 3096

Chapter 201: Wipe your **** and confident horse week!

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A genius remembers this site address in one second: (Top Chinese), the fastest

update! No ads! "Hey, Shaoning, I want to build another paper machine, hey,

don’t go! Come and take a look!"

Li Zexuan suddenly thought of toilet paper. Now that all paper machines are

made, as long as you add a scraper inside, you can make toilet paper. So he

wants Yan Shaoning to build a toilet paper machine. Who knows that he just

turned his head before he finished listening. To leave, Li Zexuan quickly

stopped him.

"Bah, your kid really doesn't have a backache while talking while standing. We

have so many geniuses to make a paper machine. Your kid wants to make new

tricks. You can do it, don't call me, I have to go back and rest!"

Yan Shaoning spouts furiously.

"Ahem, Shaoning, listen to me first. This paper machine does not need to be

very troublesome. Its general structure is similar to the paper machine you

made before, except that its drying cylinder is quite special, it is a drying

cylinder with an oversized diameter. There is a scraper on the other side of

the cylinder to scrape and peel the paper."

Li Zexuan pulled Yan Shaoning to explain.

Yan Shaoning said with a puzzled look: "If you make it like this, isn't the

paper produced is hairy and soft? How to write on this kind of paper?"

Uncle Fu thought for a while, and nodded in agreement: "Yes, Master, the paper

you did this way can't be used at all!"

Li Zexuan immediately retorted: "Who said that it cannot be used. This kind of

paper is soft and soft. Wouldn't it be extremely comfortable to use to wipe

your buttocks in the toilet?"

Yan Shaoning's face was full of black lines, he was really speechless to Li

Zexuan.

"Isn't there a toilet chip for going to the toilet? Why do you kid it?"

Li Zexuan jumped his feet and said: "Cao, the toilet rack is so hard, how do

you use it? How can such soft paper be comfortable to use?"

This is the most difficult place for Li Zexuan to pass through. You can have

no computer or mobile phone, but you can't live without toilet paper! What the

* is your special mother who asked me to wipe my * with bamboo?

"The young master usually goes to the toilet, what do you use?"

Uncle Fu couldn't help asking.

"Ahem, I asked someone to soften the rice paper before using it, but this is

really troublesome!"

Li Zexuan thought for a while and said.

Fu Bo and Yan Shaoning suddenly felt a toothache, and wanted to punch someone.

"A violent thing! You...you...your kid is a scumbag!"

Yan Shaoning couldn't help but pointed at Li Zexuan's nose and cursed.

Li Zexuan touched his nose, feeling very helpless. Why not wipe his ** with

paper? How normal is that? As for?

In the end, Yan Shaoning agreed to Li Zexuan's request for no other reason,

just because Li Zexuan said that this thing can also make a lot of money.

……………

After reducing the cost of paper, Li Zexuan breathed a sigh of relief. Only

when paper can be produced on a large scale can many of his subsequent plans

proceed smoothly.

Er, more importantly, by the way, the toilet paper problem was solved, and

finally one of the most commonly used industrial products in modern times was

seen in ancient times. This made him feel a little cordial in his heart.

After leaving the room and coming to the back hall, Li Zexuan wanted to see

how Ma Zhou and the others were progressing.

Pushing the door and entering, I saw that earth-shaking changes had taken

place inside. Dozens of cases were arranged in the hall, and every case was

filled with various materials, and then dozens of middle-aged scribes were

lying on the cases, checking and recording them carefully. Those who want to

come are the bachelors sent by Li Tai and Li Chengqian.

The arrival of Li Zexuan did not cause any disturbances, perhaps in the eyes

of these people, Li Zexuan is not as important as the copywriting materials at

hand!

"Lord, are you here?"

Ma Zhou came up quietly and said hello, Li Zexuan nodded, and said softly:

"Well, Brother Ma, let's talk in another place."

Everyone here is busy with their own affairs, Li Zexuan really can't bear to

break this tranquility.

When they came to the next room, the two took their seats one after another.

Li Zexuan asked, "Brother Ma, how is the progress of the dictionary

compilation?"

Ma Zhou replied: "My Lord, His Royal Highness and His Royal Highness Wang Wei

attaches great importance to this matter. A total of 12 bachelors have been

sent. A few days ago, the compilation of the dictionary has been in full swing

and is currently being implemented steadily."

"Brother Ma, are these bachelors deliberately making things difficult? Are

they arrogant and rude?"

Ma Zhou looked a little embarrassed, he hesitated: "It's not difficult to make

things difficult, the compilation of the dictionary is more than everything,

presumably the prince and the king of Wei have already confessed to them.

However, most of these bachelors are scholars, and they are somewhat arrogant.

Understandable."

Li Zexuan frowned slightly. He specifically emphasized to Li Chengqian and Li

Tai that the main person in charge of the dictionary compilation work was Ma

Zhou. He didn’t expect things to happen, and those people would work as usual

on the face, but secretly estimated that Ma Zhou would be more or less

affected. Points contempt.

"Brother Ma, who has ever been rude to you? Tell me, I will talk to the Prince

and Wang Wei."

Li Zexuan has always attached great importance to Ma Zhou. How can he just

ignore it now?

Ma Zhou hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Lord, don’t do that. Ma Zhou is

nothing but a mere mention. Those bachelors belong to the Sixth-Rank Palace or

Donggong sect. It is right for Ma to be despised. But Ma’s contempt should be

done by Ma. When Mou goes to fight back by himself, Ma Zhou believes that with

his own talents, he will surely be able to look at the academicians who

despise Ma today with admiration!"

Ma Zhou’s meaning is very clear, that’s the place I lost myself, and I will

smile: "Brother Ma is so bold. Based on this alone, those bachelors are no

better than horses. Brother!"

"The Lord Ferguson is absurd!"

"Haha, well, if Brother Ma needs help in the future, just let me know. Oh,

today the workshop has completed the paper machine, and our paper cost has

been greatly reduced. Next, the work of newspapers and copying classics,

Brother Ma, you You can start too."

The most basic and most important technology of the quirky culture has been

prepared, and the copying and printing of classics and the distribution of

newspapers are also natural, without any hindrance.

"Well, Sir Alex is right. Ma Mou has heard about the trial production of the

paper machine today and is also preparing for it. Ma Mou has selected ten

handed down classics from the Wei Palace a few days ago. It is expected that

within five days, four to five hundred books will be printed and sold at the

Bizarre Culture Bookstore."

Ma Zhouyi said slowly, as if everything was under control.

Li Zexuan nodded and said with a smile: "Well, that's great, Brother Ma, it

seems that we will soon be able to let all the scholars of Datang be able to

read."

Ma Zhou said with joy: "It is true. Ma always feels excited when he thinks of

participating in the popularization of education for all. Now that I want to

come, I am afraid that Ma has made the most correct decision to join the

workshop. Oh, yes. Now, Ma Mou, according to Sir Ferguson’s previous comments,

made a new version of the newspaper. Sir Sir, do you think it is appropriate?"

……………

After all the mountains and rivers, I finally arrived at my hometown.

Thanks to Pi Village in childhood for carrying the handles, and the five

mountains in the dark, the world is scorching and again and again and again

and again!

Thank you Xiaoyao Xiong, childhood Pi Village for carrying handles, pseudo-you

change, surname Gong, name preface Lao Gong, while young, purple sister Ayun,

white horse chief, hitedevil monthly pass.

(End of this chapter)