Chapter 328 of 3096
Chapter 328: Persimmon, shit?
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"Well, you all got the test papers for this monthly exam. You know how you are
doing. I won't read them one by one. I hope everyone will follow the honor
list and keep a distance from the shame list! Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou, Duan
Wenbo, Guang Gaohan, and Wang Meng are responsible for the hygiene of the
teaching building this month! You must stay and clean the teaching building
carefully after school every day. If I find that you are perfunctory If
something is wrong, you continue to scan next month, do you hear it?"
Mathematical building.
Li Zexuan stood on the podium and talked about the results of the monthly
exam. To be honest, he was very satisfied with the current mathematics hall.
Any student in the mathematics hall took it out and went to some shops to be a
clerk. They are all competent enough, after all, the modern counting methods
and calculation methods taught by Li Zexuan are much more advanced than those
of this era.
"I heard~~"
Hearing the second half of Li Zexuan's sentence, Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou,
Wang Meng and other students on the shame list responded weakly, and then all
of them flushed with embarrassment, wishing to lie on the ground and find a
crack in their hearts. Secretly swear that I will go back every night this
month to do my homework, and I will never be on the shame list again!
"Meng Wenhao, the number one in this monthly exam, rewarded his family with a
free dining opportunity in Drunk Xianlou. Due to special reasons, this reward
was cashed out the day before yesterday! Everyone knows that I am rich. If you
want to eat poor me, Just try to get the first place!"
Li Zexuan said half-jokingly.
"Haha~~"
The students let out a kind of laughter, and they all knew that it would be
impossible to feed Li Zexuan's family poorly.
"Okay, let's start class next! Today we will talk about the test papers for
this monthly exam..."
"Puffy~~~"
Halfway through Li Zexuan's speech, a strange "pouch" suddenly came from the
back of the teaching house, and everyone couldn't help turning their heads to
look there.
"Fuck! Cheng Chumo, you are so disgusting that you ** in public in class!
Nah~~, I can't stand it!"
Sun Zifan was the first to find the source of the sound. He saw a yellow,
unidentified object on Cheng Chumo's stool. He thought of the weird "pouch"
sound just now. Sun Zifan immediately concluded that Cheng Chumo was ** in
public.
"Damn it, it smells! Cheng Chumo, you are too sneer!"
"Oh~~! Cheng Chumo, you are so sick!"
"Can't stand it!"
Hearing the screams of Sun Zifan, the students in the teaching house started
to fry the pot one by one, regardless of whether they smelled the stench or
not, they all began to criticize Cheng Chumo. Some students who were close to
each other followed the direction of Sun Zifan’s fingers. Seeing the yellow
object, they hurriedly covered their mouths and noses and "dispersed". Even
Tie Dan, Qin Huaiyu, who has a very close relationship with Cheng Chumo,
frowned and left their seats.
"Fuck, grandson, wherever you dare to slander me! This is not shit, but the
persimmon I brought over today fell on the bench and broke!"
Cheng Chumo stood up and explained angrily.
This pot must not be carried! If it spreads out to let others know that he is
** in public in class, then where does Cheng Chumo still have the face to
mess around in the dude circles of Chang'an City?
"Fart, that is obviously shit, Cheng Chumo, do you still want to lie?"
Sun Tzufan pinched his nose and retorted.
"Yeah! It looks like shit, Cheng Chumo, don't quibble~!"
"Oh~~, so disgusting!"
"It must be that you ate something unclean in the morning, and then you just
had a stomach ailment and you popped out the shit!"
"Oh~~! Don't tell me, Dongcai, I'm so sick!"
…………………
Cheng Chumo's explanation was obviously pale and weak, and the students
onlookers expressed their disbelief.
"Fuck, it's really a persimmon, not shit! You don't believe that I will show
it to you!"
Cheng Chumo was very anxious. In order to prove his innocence, he took out a
yellow object on the stool and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Oh~~! I shit! Even if you * in public, you still eat * in public! Cheng
Chumo, I misunderstood you! From now on, my grandson will not recognize you as
a brother!"
Sun Tzufan froze for a moment, then retched quickly.
He thought that the yellow object was ** from the beginning. At this time,
seeing Cheng Chumo eating the thing in public, the visual impact was quite
powerful, of course he couldn't stand it.
"Oh~~! My god! I heard that eight doctors in our National Institute of
Supervision went forward to eat * yesterday. I didn't expect that some
students would eat * today. What happened to our National Institute of
Supervision?"
When some students saw this scene, they immediately thought of the headlines
on today.
"Oh~~! Can't take it anymore! Sir, you can control it!"
Faced with this situation, Cheng Chumo was a little dumbfounded. He ate and
explained, "Fuck! Don't talk nonsense about your grandchildren. This is really
a persimmon. If you don't believe you come and taste it, it's still sweet! You
guys don't want to think about it. , How could my old Cheng eat shit? No, you
see, I brought two persimmons this morning, one broke, the other is still
good, look!"
Cheng Chu said silently, and by the way took out an intact persimmon from the
desk drawer and showed it to everyone.
"Is that thing really a persimmon, not shit?"
"It should be! The family of Lu Guo is not poor enough to let Cheng Chumu eat
shit, right?"
Cheng Chumo's efforts were not in vain, and many people still believed his
words.
"Ahem, Chu Mo, I just saw a persimmon in front of the academy. You should have
dropped it, right?"
Li Zexuan smiled and took out a yellow-orange persimmon from his clothes. UU
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Quiet! The church house suddenly fell into a strange silence!
Cheng Chu was dumbfounded. Since he dropped the persimmon in Li Zexuan's hand,
what is the yellow object on the bench?
"Fuck! Cheng Chumo, I almost believed you!"
"Oh~~! So what you eat is really shit!"
"I remember! In the morning, I saw the youngest son of Assistant Teacher Mou
from the four-door academy came to our academy. Quietly, the ** on your
stool was caused by the kid?"
Wang Meng added wittily, Li Zexuan glanced at him with a smile, and said in
his heart that this child is really wicked.
"Oh~~! Fuck, Wang Meng, why didn't you say it earlier, son of a tortoise?
Oh~~! Get off! His mother can't take it anymore!"
Cheng Chu silently roared angrily, then staggered a few steps and ran out to
throw up!
"Puff! Hahaha! I didn't expect Cheng Chumo to be so cheating!"
Upon seeing this, Wang Meng burst into laughter.
"Damn, awesome Wang Meng! So you are a lie! Haha! I thought it was true!"
"Hahaha~!"
The other students heard the conversation between the two and reacted. While
laughing, they silently mourned Cheng Chu who was vomiting outside.
Li Zexuan shook his head. Of course, the persimmon he took out was not
something that Cheng Chu silently dropped, but he brought it from home in the
morning. He just wanted to tease Cheng Chu silently!
……………………
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