Chapter 660: College embarrassment~!

The next day.

Li Zexuan came to Yanhuang Academy early, because he had received news early

in the morning that something went wrong there~!

It's just a mess, but it's really funny.

The thing is like this: Yesterday afternoon, some teachers who live in the

local academy in Chang'an will naturally go home when they see the hour.

However, a considerable number of teachers are not natives of Chang'an and

their home is far away from the academy, so they "enjoy "It was the first time

in my life that I was treated in a dormitory.

However, this kind of dormitory is different from any room they used to live

in~!

The classroom dormitories of Yanhuang Academy are similar to the teachers'

dormitories of modern universities or middle schools. Accordingly, the student

dormitories are also the same as modern student dormitories.

The teachers who stayed in this kind of dormitory for the first time, holding

the key from Li Gang during the day, opened the door of the room smoothly, lit

the candlestick in the house, and looked at the neatly arranged bed cabinets

and quilts in the house. They are quite happy and think the environment here

is better than some big inns in Chang'an~!

Then they went to prepare to wash and sleep. Seeing that there was a small

room in the innermost part of the dormitory, many people could guess that it

was a place for washing. Go in and take a look. Okay, the white ceramic

washbasin and shiny water pipes inside. , There is actually a small fairy

mirror~!

Everyone thinks this dormitory is really too luxurious~!

Then, and then they were stunned instantly when they went to the toilet~!

Well, this white and smooth pit is a hut. They have used it during the day.

Hey, it happened to have a stomachache, so I pulled it, but this place is

connected to the sleeping place~! And there is no water beside this toilet to

flush poop~! If I stay here, how can I sleep at night~?

(It should be noted that Yanhuang Academy now only has dormitories and

bathhouses that have water pipes for water supply. The rest of the buildings

have relatively high floors, and the overall water consumption is large. It

takes a lot of work to deliver enough water to the water tower on the top of

the building It is huge, and there is no water supply for these buildings.

Therefore, in Guanghua Building, Red Building and other buildings, there will

be a bucket of water next to the toilet)

Damn, this is not the most important point. The most important thing is that

the person who has done ** suddenly realizes that there is no toilet bowl~?

This is okay~?

These people didn't pay attention to the roll of white toilet paper in the

next window, maybe even if someone saw it, they wouldn't think that these

papers were used to wipe their butts~! After all, for ancient scholars, paper

was a very precious thing.

As a result, the voice of "calling friends and calling friends" sounded in

many dormitories.

"Brother Sima, are you there~? Could you help Han to get a toilet chip~!"

"Toilet chips~? Oh~! Then, Brother Han, wait, someone goes out to look for~!"

"Brother Shangguan, do you have a toilet bowl in your house~? Can you lend me

a use~?"

"Brother Yuwen, wait, let me see... Hey, there is no toilet seat in a certain

room~!"

"Ah~? Brother Shangguan, can you go out and find one for me~! I remember there

is a bamboo forest behind our college~!"

"That's all right, Brother Yuwen, wait a moment, and a certain way will get

back two more pieces~!"

This is the way those people who can be named as "neighbors" come up with, but

there are some people in the dormitory assigned by him, and he doesn't even

know the person next to him. How can this be done~? I can’t just cut bamboo by

myself~? Hey, it seems to be OK~! Anyway, no one can see the dark lights at

night...

As a result, no one expected that the world's top university in ten years'

time, when it was just established, would actually have such an unsightly

picture:

"Hmm~! Here comes another one, it smells so bad~!"

"Oh~! This ** thing is too stinky~?"

(It can make a group of gentlemen swear, you can imagine how smelly it is)

"No, I have to cut it back quickly~!"

"Eh, who really touched Laozi's ass~? Damn, Lao Gong, is it you~? With so many

calluses on his hands, it must be you~!"

Last night, the night was dark and windy, there was no moon, and no stars. It

could be said that they couldn't see their fingers. These people worked so

hard to reach the location of the bamboo forest. They reluctantly discovered

that there were so many accomplices there, so the above dialogue took place.

Li Zexuan had previously been transplanted to the bamboo forest for the

students to admire and cultivate their character, and because of this, they

made it "smoky."

………………………

"Mo Zhong, let all the gentlemen gather at the teachers' dormitory~!"

When he arrived at Yanhuang Academy, Li Zexuan rushed to Mo Zhongdao next to

him with a black face.

Mo Huai is now the subject group leader of the Physics Department of the

academy, and is considered to be one of the giants of the academy. Mo Zhong

and Mo Yun are not as capable as Mo Huai. They originally applied to Li Zexuan

to be the gate guard of the academy, but Li Zexuan felt that the two of them

had good skills, and it was too wasteful to see the door, so he let them run

errands by his side and spread the word.

(23333, it seems that there is not much difference between the gatekeeper and

the errandman)

"Yes~www.mtlnovel.com~Shanchang~!"

A quarter of an hour later, all the gentlemen from Yanhuang Academy came

downstairs to the teachers’ dormitory. They saw that Li Zexuan’s face was not

very good-looking. The people who lived in the academy last night bowed their

heads in shame. Those who did not live in the academy. The expressions were

also very embarrassing, obviously they knew about the "frustration" that

happened in the college last night.

Li Gang came late, after all, he was getting older, so he didn't know it yet.

Looking at this strange scene at this moment, the old man felt that his brain

was not enough.

"Gentlemen, I am sorry for what happened in the college last night. I am

responsible for this~! For many people, Yanhuang Academy is a new thing that

has never been seen before, and I, the mountain leader, did not advance the

church You use these new things, this is my poor consideration. Today I will

take you to familiarize yourself with all the things in the college~! When

students enroll in the future, don’t forget to teach them all~!"

Li Zexuan didn’t blame them. His unsightly expression was due to the fact that

Yanhuang Academy exposed too many problems on the first day of its operation.

These problems proved that there was a big blind spot in his own thinking. He

always felt that Yanhuang He himself seemed to be used to these modern things

in the academy and used them easily, but he ignored the people around him.

They were all from the Tang Dynasty~!

As a result, there is an absurd phenomenon that the physics teacher cannot

understand the formula with Arabic numbers in the book, and the teacher who

lives in the school does not need to use ready-made toilet paper to go to the

toilet, but has to go out and chop bamboo bare buttocks~!

Everyone heard that the mountain leader today is really reasonable, so they

all said politely: "Hey, the mountain leader is serious~!"

"Yes~! No wonder the mountain is long~!"

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Eleventh~!

(End of this chapter)

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