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Chapter 780 of 3096

Chapter 780: All kinds of unaccustomed!

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Two-thirds of the students in Yanhuang Academy are from outside Chang'an City,

and only a small number of students go home during the two-day holiday.

Although the other non-local students could not go home, they were very happy

when they thought that military training was not needed.

But as the saying goes, "Blessings come with misfortunes, and misfortunes come

with blessings." Sometimes not going home is actually a kind of luck.

"Fuck, I just wanted to ** when I came back, Jiang Wuyun will bring some

toilet paper to this young master~!"

Without much effort, Cheng Chumo returned to Chang'an. As soon as the goods

entered the house, he felt the chrysanthemums tighten, and the feces were

about to gush out. Cheng Chumo hurried to the hut and told his book boy. .

Jiang Wuyun, who was in the front yard, wanted to say hello when Cheng Chumo

walked into the courtyard door, but he was shocked when he heard such a

nonchalant sentence.

"Hey~ Master, what is toilet paper~?"

Jiang Wuyun chased after Cheng Chumo and shouted loudly.

Cheng Chumo, who had just walked to the hut, paused, patted his head, and said

annoyed: "Fuck, I almost forgot, there is no toilet paper at home, forget it,

let me bring some newspapers to Master~!"

Jiang Wuyun led the way, Cheng Chu silently shook his head, and entered the

hut with an unhappy expression.

"Damn~! Why is it so smelly!"

Cheng Chumo, who was used to the toilet in the academy, came back to see his

cottage, and suddenly began to dislike it. Not only does his home lack the

white and smooth squat pits of the college, but also a complete flushing

system. It looks disgusting, and it smells bad, no wonder this guy is starting

to dislike it.

"Uh~, Master, our cottage has always been like this~?"

Jiang Wuyun, who had just brought a newspaper, stood outside the cottage door,

and said in amazement.

"It's alright, I know, let's go~!"

Cheng Chumo stretched out his hand, took the newspaper into the hut, and said

helplessly.

Less than an hour after leaving Yanhuang Academy, Cheng Chumo had already

started to miss life in Yanhuang Academy. I wanted to leave the academy when I

was in the academy, and then I wanted to return to the academy.

In fact, Cheng Chumo is far more than Cheng Chumo. The students who return

home are the first to be uncomfortable with the sudden switch of architectural

style. Most of the buildings in Yanhuang Academy are foreign-style buildings

constructed of cement bricks. They are all the classical styles of wooden

doors and windows. It cannot be said that the two styles are better or worse.

It can only be said that after students are used to the classical style of

wooden buildings and wooden windows, when they first entered Yanhuang Academy,

they felt like Yanhuang Academy. The style building makes it more comfortable

to live in.

In addition, similar to what Cheng Chumo needed, the students all discovered

the superiority of the college toilets. The clean and hygienic toilets were

simply not comparable to their own cottages.

"Housekeeper, housekeeper~, go to Qiquge and buy me some toilet paper~!"

Sun Mansion, Sun Zifan came out of the hut with his ** in his hand, with a

constipation expression, and said to the housekeeper in the courtyard. Looking

at this guy's expression, God knows how much he suffered in the hut!

"Master, what is toilet paper~?"

The butler looked at Sun Zifan with a puzzled look and asked.

Sun Tzufan frowned and waved impatiently: "Uh, it's very sanitary paper.

Butler, you can go to Qiquge to ask and you will understand. People over there

must be clear."

The butler responded ignorantly, and left the house, but after a while, he

turned back and said, "Master, now the gate is about to close, there should be

no one at the Qiqu Pavilion!"

Sun Zifan said silently: "Then go early tomorrow morning~!"

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Most of the students of Yanhuang Academy who returned to Chang'an encountered

the embarrassment of going to the hut without toilet paper. After leaving the

Academy, they felt that they were not used to it everywhere! But there is one

person who is lucky, that is Li Tai.

"Hey~! Fortunately, the emperor sister has toilet paper, otherwise this king

would be killed~!"

Li Tai was holding a roll of toilet paper and came out of the hut contentedly,

thinking very much.

Now in the entire Datang, except for Li Zexuan’s house and Yanhuang Academy,

only Changle has toilet paper. Before Changle followed Li Er, Empress Changsun

and others to visit Yanhuang Academy, due to Li Chengqian's sudden

stomachache, Changle accidentally discovered the magical effect of toilet

paper. Then the little girl took the initiative to ask Li Zexuan for a batch

of toilet paper!

Li Zexuan had always regarded Changle as a cute little girl as his sister.

After hearing Changle's request, Li Zexuan naturally did not respond. He

arranged for someone to send a whole car of toilet paper to the palace that

day.

It was through such a loophole that Li Tai was able to obtain precious toilet

paper.

"Hey~! The only drawback is that the huts in the palace do not feel as

comfortable as the academy. I have to admire Xiaoxuan’s design capabilities!

Even the pits can play new tricks~!"

In fact, there is no such thing as filthy or smelly huts in the Wei Palace,

but Li Tai still feels that the huts in the academy are more comfortable to

squat!

"Gu Changshi, tomorrow you will invite a group of craftsmen who have

participated in the construction of Yanhuang Academy~www.mtlnovel.com~ to

repair the houses in the palace and let them build in the style of the

Academy~!"

Li Tai found the long history of the palace and whispered.

"Yes, Your Highness!"

The so-called Gu Changshi was a middle-aged scribe in his early thirties, and

he bowed when he heard the words.

"By the way, I will ask people to go to Qiquge to buy some toilet paper for

the king tomorrow. It is not good to always ask Changle for "borrowing

paper"!"

Li Tai thought for a while and added.

Gu Changshi was speechless, asking what kind of trick do you think? What is

the difference between borrowing or repaying and stealing and stealing~?

"Yes, Your Highness~!"

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To a certain extent, these Yanhuang Academy students returning home from the

holiday are like a batch of fire spreading to the world, igniting a prairie

fire! Through word of mouth from the students, people gradually became aware

of novelties such as toilet paper, water pipes, showers, and so on, and after

listening to the description of the students in the college, they felt that

these things were pretty good!

Especially toilet paper, this kind of soft thing that can replace hard as iron

toilet chips is simply a boon for everyone! As long as they are not short of

money and pay attention to the quality of life, they all yearn for toilet

paper~!

But where should I buy this stuff? Many people subconsciously think of Qiquge,

because toilet paper first appeared in Yanhuang Academy. Li Zexuan is the head

of Yanhuang Academy and the boss of Qiquge. If you think about it, if toilet

paper is sold, it must be in Qiquge. Fun Pavilion!

As a result, in the early morning of the second day, Qiquge welcomed a large

number of guests again, and the line had already filled the whole street!

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First!

The second is after eleven o'clock, and the third is after one!

(End of this chapter)

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