Chapter 547 of 968
Chapter 547 - The Cat that Sings
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Scumbag Wang ran over and squatted by the corpse of Tyrant Sword King the Fifth and studied it for a very long time. Then, he said, "Sister Cat, did we kill the wrong person? Didn't you say that the person rode a golden horse and had a golden bow?"
"His name was correct though, Tyrant Sword King the Fifth." The Cat that Sings pointed at the name that was floating above Tyrant Sword King the Fifth's head.
"Oh, then it must be correct." Scumbag Wang was relieved.
"Leader Scum, something seems off, no? Sister Cat initially said that the person was riding on a golden horse and had a golden bow. However, this person was obviously a Warrior, no?" Lonely Perfume approached them.
"Remember!" Scumbag Wang immediately schooled his expression into one of seriousness. Then, he pointed at The Cat that Sings and said, "Although Sister Cat was not from Huashan, she definitely has illicit relations with us that are in Huashan…"
Slap!
The Cat that Sings raised her hand to slap Scumbag Wang hard on the face.
"If you dare to speak of such nonsense again, I'll hit you to death immediately!"
All of Scumbag Wang's subordinates all rushed over and stood obediently at the side to watch the scene unfold.
Usually, these subordinates of Scumbag Wang would have lost control the moment Scumbag Wang was slapped in the face. However, today was different; all of Huashan was smiling gleefully, and it was evident that they were not surprised by the turn of events.
Even Scumbag Wang himself was grinning underneath his hand that covered his mouth. "Sister Cat, you have good strength in your hands. Do you often grip your husband and move him up and down?"
The Cat that Sings stared confusingly. "What do you mean by gripping and moving my husband up and down?"
Scumbag Wang raised his voice and hollered, "If Sister Cat says that nothing is wrong, then there sure is nothing wrong with this. Do you hear me clearly?"
"Loud and clear!" yelled all of the Huashan people.
Lonely Perfume stood dumbly and was feeling dumbfounded. However, he no longer had the courage to simply speak anymore, lest Leader Scum feels that it was appropriate to order him to go and mess around with Fengxi again. He could no longer withstand that ordeal…
The Cat that Sings circled the body of Tyrant Sword King the Fifth twice and narrowed her eyes. "Is the art of disguise present in the King of Pantheon?"
"Sister Cat, what's going on?"
"This person has the right name, but both his appearance and his class was not entirely accurate."
"Could it be that there were two people that assaulted you, and one took the front while the other one came to you from the back? That guy with the golden horse and golden bow have perhaps hugged you from the front, while this guy went at you from the back…" Scumbag Wang gestured with his hands while he spoke.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...
The people in Huashan Guild applauded furiously and praised Scumbag Wang's intelligence.
"Leader Scum is truly an impressive man to be able to think of this."
"That's right, his thoughts and considerations are so wide that not even a drop of water could escape his mind."
"Of course, why else would Leader Scum be the man he is? Why would you stay ordinary yourself, and why would I be my ordinary self too? Why would he be extraordinary?"
…
The Cat that Sings shook her head in silence. After long contemplation, she stomped on the ground and grumbled, "Ah, forget it. I'd much rather kill a thousand men than to miss a single guilty person. I'll deal with him first!"
Tyrant Sword King the Fifth lied on the ground, entirely perplexed by what he had heard. How would he be able to understand the nuances in this situation?
Just when the Huashan Guild was busy analyzing whether it was one man or two people that attacked Sister Cat, Tyrant Sword King the Fifth grabbed the chance to jump up from his corpse. Then, he activated the Weapon Mastery and slammed into The Cat that Sings with a Charge.
He did not expect to be killed just now. It was already too late when he had finally understood what was happening.
"Blade Storm!"
Tyrant Sword King the Fifth started spinning his body around to continuously slash at his surroundings.
Blade Storm was a full attack skill. Aside from increasing a fixed amount of his attack power, Tyrant Sword King the Fifth had activated the Weapon Mastery so that his attack power could be increased as his slash count increased.
In the blink of an eye, over twenty people from Huashan was already lying on the ground. The Cat that Sings took quick steps backward while the HP bar above her head dropped without stopping. It did not take long for her to have only half of her Health left.
"Fury Explosion!"
Right at the moment of crisis, Scumbag Wang charged forward and promptly threw Tyrant Sword King the Fifth away with gurgling, explosive Blood Vapor.
Tyrant Sword King the Fifth quickly drank a bottle of Divine Essence and raised the Sky Splitter high with his hands. Then, he swung it down with all his might.
"Scree——"
A blade mark scarred the ground. The trade-off for Scumbag Wang's Fury Explosion was a third of his Health. He did not have much HP left to begin with, and yet he did not dodge when he saw the blade's shockwave approaching. Instead, he positioned the Mountain-splitting Sword horizontally before him, fully intending to take the impact of the blade's shockwave head on.
The blade's shockwave pierced through Scumbag Wang's body. Instead of sustaining one-off damage, he had experienced continuous damage from the attack.
Bam!
Scumbang Wang crumpled to the ground and died.
"Sister Cat has gifted me such a weak sword that could not even block a shockwave," sighed Scumbag Wang helplessly on the ground.
Tyrant Sword King the Fifth did not attack The Cat that Sings after he had eliminated Scumbag Wang. Instead, he barged into the lines of the people of the Huashan Guild and started hacking and slashing away at them.
His damage power was incredibly terrifying, and since Huashan Guild consisted of people with widely different capabilities, he was taking down at least one person with each of his slashes. In a blink of an eye, another thirty-something people were on the ground again.
The Huashan battalion finally retaliated. A frenzy of attacks were all thrown mindlessly at Tyrant Sword King the Fifth, such as small fireballs, small windblades, small wooden arrows, small ice projectiles, and small black balls…
There was a saying that said that many ants can kill the elephant. Even though Tyrant Sword King the Fifth was brutal, he could not stand against the savage and indiscriminate bombing and attacks of more than 800 people. The Cat that Sings was also among the attackers too.
Amidst the chaotic battle, The Cat that Sings took out a glowing red grenade that was bigger than a basketball. This was a Goblin Engineering Ultimate Grenade, and she threw it right at Tyrant Sword King the Fifth's feet.
Swish!
Boom!
An earth-shaking great bang was heard. Tyrant Sword King the Fifth did not lose too much of his Health, but three abnormal statuses had appeared above his head, namely Disorient, Confusion, and Blind. He had completely lost control over his body and started to spin around on his own axis.
It was anticlimactic after that. The people of Huashan Guild worked together, and soon Tyrant Sword King the FIfth was defeated once again.
Scumbag Wang returned from corpse running and was immediately reprimanded by The Cat that Sings. "Wang'zi, you still need to work on this standard of yours. How can it be that the leader was the one to die first at the start of combat?"
"I'm not the leader, I'm just the second-in-charge."
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