Chapter 63 - The Taste of First Love

Ji Naitang smiled insincerely. “Haha. Maybe he loves working out.”

“Chunhua is a man?”

“That’s the name his grandfather gave him, so that’s why it’s a bit more old-fashioned. Also, his grandfather wanted a granddaughter, so……”

Cen Muqi nodded cooperatively. Then he said, “Last time at the resort, didn’t you call him ‘Chunhua jie’ on the phone?”

“Uh…… If I say that he’s a ladyboy [transvestite], will you…… believe me?”

Ji Naitang couldn’t lie anymore. He sighed weakly and lowered his head like an aggrieved baby who made a mistake.

The atmosphere in the room seemed a little heavy. Ji Naitang was just feeling conflicted over whether he should confess, but now this happened. He wondered helplessly whether he should directly admit that “Chunhua” was actually Yao Yuanjing?

He was thinking about all this when he heard the click of a shutter. He looked up and saw Cen Muqi texting on his phone.

Ji Naitang looked puzzled at Cen Muqi. Then Cen Muqi threw the phone back at him and turned to blowdry his hair. Ji Naitang picked up his phone and looked at his conversation with Chunhua. Cen Muqi had actually taken a picture of his own torso with a message: I’m sorry. I think my husband’s abs and mermaid line are sexier.

Ji Naitang covered his face with the phone. Not only did his face turn red this time, but his whole body was red now. Then he heard a series of WeChat notifications. He didn’t need to think to know that they must be from Yao Yuanjing.

Chunhua: Are you still human, Ji TangTang?!

Chunhua: I really didn’t think that you’re so crazy about your husband. You actually called him “husband” already!

Chunhua: What else do you have in your eyes besides Cen Muqi? There’s nothing else. You don’t have me in your eyes. You heartless scumbag!

Chunhua: Who protected you when you were bullied in kindergarten? Who helped beat up those kids who mocked you in elementary school? When you were chased by a group of people in junior high, who blocked those rotten peach blossoms for you?*

[Peach blossoms = love affairs, relationships]

Chunhua: You’re actually making me mad because of a man. Are you still human? I’m going online now to expose you, you scumbag, so everyone will disdain you!!!

Chunhua: #My previous one not only abandoned me, but he sent me a picture of his current boyfriend’s abs to anger me. The pitiful me lost my body and my heart. Facing such a scumbag, where should the brokenhearted me go?!#

Ji Naitang: ……

Ji Naitang: Yao Chunhua, it’s really a pity that you’re not in the entertainment industry.

Chunhua: You have no conscience. Our friendship is over! [Furious]

Ji Naitang: No!

Chunhua: Huh. Huh. I knew you couldn’t bear it. [Proud] ~

Ji Naitang: They say that the end of a friendship is the beginning of love. That’s too disgusting. Let’s just forget about it.

Chunhua: ! ! ! Ah, ah, ah. See you on the blocked list!!! [Cursing] [Anger] [Poop] [Goodbye]

Ji Naitang sent an emoji over. He was actually blocked. He looked somewhat speechlessly at the phone. Yao Yuanjing really was a drama queen. Let’s see how many days he would be blocked for then.

He deleted the whole conversation. Cen Muqi finished blowdrying his hair, came out, and said, “You’re done chatting with your Chunhua?”

“What do you mean my Chunhua? He’s really just a housekeeper. I swear that I absolutely don’t have that kind of feeling for him. He’s just like that. He shows off his abs to everyone.”

Ji Naitang lifted up his pajama top. “Look, CEO Cen. I have abs too. They look better than his, so I don’t want his.”

Cen Muqi raised his eyebrows. “So you just want your own abs then?”

“I want CEO Cen’s abs, CEO Cen’s mermaid line, CEO Cen’s…… ‘lollipop.’ As long as it’s CEO Cen’s, I want it……”

Ji Naitang didn’t finish speaking but he was pressed down. Cen Muqi bit his neck and gave him a hickey.

“You keep calling me ‘CEO Cen.’ Baby, call me ‘husband’ ~ ”

Ji Naitang pursed his lips. He could say anything, but he couldn’t say that. Cen Muqi didn’t get angry when he refused. He chuckled. “Don’t get out of bed the day after tomorrow then. We’ll do it until you’re willing to call me your husband!”

“……. I’ll ******”

[It said ****** in the raws.]

“Have some faith in your man. Come on. Take a good look at my abs and mermaid line. Forget about that garbage picture and cleanse your eyes.”

Ji Naitang finally understood why everyone said that he and Cen Muqi were actually in love. The vinegar made the whole room sour.* But the sourness contained a hint of sweetness. It was sweet and sour. This was the taste of first love ~

[(Eating)Vinegar = being jealous]