Chapter 1: Meow Meow Meow?

The night fell.

After typing the last line of code and running the debug, everything worked fine!

Miao Le let out a slight sigh of relief, saving a few more strands of hair.

Silently looking at the computer screen in front of him, he suddenly didn't know what to do with the few hours that were entirely his.

If it were right after graduation, he might have posted a question in the technical development group: "Hello everyone, I've just developed a toxic website monitoring software. Can the big shots give me a URL to test it?"

Then a bunch of strange links with numbers would appear.

As the years passed, his skills improved, his salary increased, and he gained a deeper understanding of more situations. Miao Le gradually lost such worldly desires.

He combed his thinning hair, looking at his handsome face on the screen. This face, slightly less attractive than the readers' big shots, would have been invincible in the matchmaking market if not for the lack of hair.

Miao Le felt he had an obligation to pass on his excellent genes.

Keep making money! Then go home for matchmaking, find a good woman, and get married!

Opening a specialized technical group, Miao Le was looking for freelance work.

"Hello everyone, I am the Cosmic Transcender, and I now have 800 free穿越 opportunities to offer! Just reply with 5 to get one free穿越 opportunity. Limited quantity, first come, first served! Beauty, immortality, power, dreams, three thousand worlds, reach the pinnacle of life, all in one go! What are you waiting for?"

Miao Le smiled and replied: "Ha, there are still people who believe this. 5!"

Next, it was the time for the silly netizens to perform.

"5G era and there are still people who believe this? 5"

"I saw this 5 years ago, 5"

"Ha ha ha, all 5 of us in the dorm laughed, 5"

"5555 Just broke up, need comfort 555"

Tsk tsk tsk~

Suddenly, a flash of electricity flickered in the rented room, followed by a smell of burning spreading throughout the room.

"Boom!"

"Damn, I haven't spent all my money yet! Wait, I haven't deleted my browsing history!"

Chirp chirp, chirp chirp.

In the pleasant chirping of birds, Miao Le slowly opened his eyes.

In front of him was a green and lush grassland, very green, very lush.

Looking around, towering trees stretched out in all directions.

It seemed like a forest, but everything looked as if it had been processed in 3080P with blue light, so clear and vivid.

With age, his vision had become blurry, and Miao Le hadn't seen such a colorful and clear world in a long time.

Perhaps this was reality!

But why is the grass so big?

A hint of surprise and doubt arose in Miao Le's heart.

"Brother, there's a little cat here!" Accompanied by a cold voice, Miao Le felt someone grab the back of his neck and lift him up.

His field of vision gradually rose, revealing black leather pants, tight and powerful thighs, a black leather jacket, small hills, a cold face, and gradually warming eyes.

In the woman's eyes, Miao Le was shocked to see a palm-sized orange kitten.

Lifting his hand, no, his paw, Miao Le widened his deep blue eyes, beginning to doubt his life.

Did I actually turn into a little kitten?

"Such a small cat won't survive more than two days in this jungle. Don't waste it, roast it!" A hoarse male voice came from the side.

The cold woman looked at the kitten in her hand and pursed her lips.

The tiny body, no bigger than her palm, had a jade-yellow coat with no mixed colors, especially the pink nose and mouth, which were so delicate and cute that she wanted to lick it.

Not to mention the pair of pure, deep blue eyes, which were now staring at its own paws in a daze.

What is this little kitten thinking? Is it doubting that these paws aren't its own?

Reaching out with her other hand to pet the kitten, she felt a sense of peace she had never experienced before.

Holding the kitten in her arms, Tian Yang Si turned to the man in the middle of the group and said seriously, "I want to keep it!"

The man was lean and strong, with a clean and rugged face. Hearing this, he frowned: "It won't survive, and it will meow during missions, endangering us!"

Petting the kitten in her arms, Tian Yang Si knew her brother was right, but she felt an overwhelming sense of reluctance, even thinking about how this adorable kitten would be devoured by the forest, making her heart ache.

"Brother, during missions, I'll keep it in a safe place."

Tian Yang Sheng looked at his sister, truly amazed!

His sister, who had always been decisive, was now violating the principles of a mercenary for a little kitten.

After a moment of thought, he nodded: "Okay!" and continued walking.

At this point, Miao Le, who was in a "brainwave" state, finally realized that the "great power" was really in the group, and his wish had come true!

But why did I turn into a cat? Wouldn't it be better to add a bear and fly?

What can a little kitten do? Be cute? It seems I'll have to find a cat owner and meow my way through life.

At least, even as a cat, I'm still good-looking.

Sigh!

Miao Le stretched out his paws, chose an angle, and firmly lay down, filled with disappointment for the future.

Life is hard, even for a cat, it sighs!

Thinking of home, at least he had a younger brother and sister, and since he died from overwork, the company would probably compensate with a large sum of money. Having a second or third child is good!

Before he could finish his sigh, a unique memory appeared in Miao Le's mind.

"The Heavenly Cat Mystical Art - Body Cultivation Chapter"

A human body can reach a thousand pounds of strength after ten levels of body cultivation!

Miao Le's large blue eyes instantly widened.

Yes!

This cat will find a hundred cat owners to serve it!

At night, three men and one woman sat around a campfire, discussing seriously.

"How much money do we have? Is it enough to buy weapons?"

"A little more, two more missions should be enough!"

"Good, we're selling our lives, but not letting others sell us. Once we buy the weapons, we'll go back to Hong Kong and take revenge!"

"Take revenge!"

Beside the woman, Miao Le, enjoying the grilled food, tilted his little head.

Their words sounded a bit like Cantonese he had heard before, but fortunately, they were concise and powerful, or Miao Le might not have understood.

However, upon hearing their conversation clearly, he quickly shrank his small body.

Good grief! These people don't seem to be good people!

Seeing the kitten eating sweetly, Tian Yang Si smiled and gently reached out to comb its fur.

The brother, Tian Yang Sheng, was very surprised. This kitten seemed to have some kind of magic?

Since the seven brothers were betrayed during a mission and four died, they had all been filled with anger, frantically taking on missions to earn commissions, waiting to return to Hong Kong and take revenge.

After that incident, they hardly laughed or even spoke much.

Walking up to the kitten, he reached out to pet it.

Danger!

While enjoying the massage and eating, Miao Le instantly sensed the man's intentions.

"Meow!"

Turning his head, Miao Le arched his body, his fur standing on end, and growled with bared teeth.

Don't touch me!

"Hmph!" Tian Yang Sheng, who had fought through mountains of corpses and seas of blood, naturally didn't care about a kitten's threat, and instantly grabbed him in front of him.

Suddenly finding himself away from the cat owner's arms and suspended in the air, Miao Le blinked his eyes.

This doesn't make sense! Didn't they say a cat's reaction is seven times that of a human? Maybe this cat hasn't developed enough yet?

The fur that had stood on end quickly flattened, and Miao Le began to flatter the man in front of him.

"Meow~ Meow"

Fear of death, not cold!

"Ha, ha, ha"

Reaching out with his other hand to pet the small, smooth body, Tian Yang Sheng laughed heartily.

Tian Yang Si let out a sigh of relief. Her brother was decisive, and if the cat really misbehaved, she couldn't stop him from killing it.

They hated ingrates the most.

After dinner, the siblings took turns keeping watch, finally giving Miao Le some alone time to practice the "Heavenly Cat Mystical Art - Body Cultivation Chapter" in his mind.

At this time, Tian Yang Sheng, who was on guard by the campfire, saw the kitten constantly making strange poses, sometimes putting its legs on its head, and even tilting its head to one side.

Is it sick?

Tian Yang Sheng approached curiously and realized the kitten might be playing, just in a very advanced way.

Animals are animals.

Putting the kitten aside, Tian Yang Sheng continued to look around, feeling much lighter in his heart.

After taking revenge, he would take the money and his siblings to the mainland to live in seclusion, no longer fighting and killing, and watch his siblings get married and have children, which would be nice.

Miao Le, while practicing, used the words his boss often said to motivate himself, mainly because the poses were strange and very painful.

"Turning your back is better than turning your face, being angry is worse than striving"

"Use your efforts to achieve success, and then success will slap those who once looked down on you, as loud and satisfying as possible."

If it weren't for the dream of having a hundred beautiful girls as cat owners, he wouldn't be able to persist.

This script is a bit problematic!

The seasoned slacker, Miao Le, began to doubt his cat life.

In the morning, Tian Yang Si suspiciously took the kitten, now a limp ball, from her brother's arms: "This?"

Facing his sister's accusation, Tian Yang Sheng patted Miao Le's little head: "Your cat seems sick! It was crazily contorting its body last night, and now it's probably broken."

Holding the now orange ball of fur, Tian Yang Si didn't understand her brother's meaning, but after thinking for a while, she ignored it.

Brother wouldn't be that kind of person!

Gently petting the kitten, she then put it in her backpack.

"Today, Mom will take you to kill people!"

"Bang!"

"Rat-a-tat-tat!"

"Boom!"

Waking up amidst the gunfire, Miao Le quietly poked his head out of the backpack.

Whoosh!

A bullet flew past his head.

Miao Le quickly pulled back, truly a group of bandits!

Half an hour later, the sounds gradually faded, and Miao Le poked his head out again, lightly leaping onto the woman's shoulder and scanning the surroundings.

A mountain village, with damaged human bodies everywhere, the brothers were searching, sometimes showing mercy by firing a few more shots at those still breathing.

They died peacefully.

Sigh!

Drawing a deep breath, Miao Le decided never to fluff up his fur when they touched him again!

Survival is everything, and the strong survive.

In the evening, due to the capture of a batch of supplies, the food was very rich.

Miao Le ate very sweetly, with various cans and fish, so delicious~

Watching a large amount of food disappear into the kitten's small mouth, Tian Yang Si widened her eyes in surprise: "Brother, how can this cat eat so much? It won't get too full, right?"

Tian Yang Sheng was also a bit surprised but, to maintain his image as a steady brother, thought for a moment and explained: "It's fine, Xiao Le is growing, so it's good to eat more."

Meow, meow~

(End of Chapter)