Chapter 6

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Chapter 6: Women and Cats

The moment he heard Yu Linfei’s voice, Wen Cheng finally felt that the pressure lessened, and fresh air poured into his nose. Wen Cheng had no strength to meow. He just lay in the basket and panted powerlessly, feeling his lungs ache as he inhaled the cold air.

“What are you doing?” Holding two cups of steaming tea, Yu Linfei’s voice was icy.

“Ah…” Qin Xin was stunned, and then quickly responded. She pouted her ruddy lips and looked wronged, “I just wanted to touch him but he scratched me. Linfei, this cat is so fierce.”

Yu Linfei didn’t say anything. Putting the tea on the table, he turned his eyes to the shivering Wen Cheng in the basket.

“You look, Linfei.” The thief cried thief (1) and stretched out her hand, her eyes filled with watery mist, “Look, my hands are all scratched, has he ever been vaccinated? This cat is really annoying!!”

He didn’t expect that this woman could be so shameless. Wen Cheng slowly raised his eyes and gave Qin Xin a vicious glare. However, those big watery eyes couldn’t possibly have any combat effectiveness.

“Little Black.” Likely guessing what Qin Xin did, Yu Linfei hesitated for a moment before he stretched out his hand and hugged Wen Cheng into his arms. It seemed that Wen Cheng was really frightened, as he motionlessly let Yu Linfei hold him. The warmth transmitted from Yu Linfei to him helped his tense nerves relax a little.

“…” Seeing Yu Linfei ignore her and pick the cat up in his arms, Qin Xin felt even more uncomfortable. She bit her lips and said, “Linfei, don’t keep a cat, I’ll give it away and send you a dog, yes? Whatever breed you want!”

“I’m not so poor that I need one sent to me.” Yu Linfei didn’t care about Qin Xin.

“Then still don’t keep a cat!!” Qin Xin seemed to hate cats very much. She looked at Yu Linfei’s gentle gaze at Wen Cheng and got angry, “What’s so good about cats?”

“It’s my business whether I have a cat or not.” Yu Linfei began getting impatient. He knew what Qin Xin had done to Little Black, but he couldn’t tear face with her completely yet. There was nothing to do except bear it.

“Alright.” Knowing that she probably wouldn’t be able to change Yu Linfei’s mind, Qin Xin gave up.

“Is there anything else?” Comforting the frightened little thing in his arms, Yu Linfei looked indifferently at Qin Xin, who was sitting off to the side and saying nothing. If this woman hadn’t had some value in her existence, she wouldn’t even have the qualification to enter his home.

“Yes, Dad asked me to tell you,” Though Yu Linfei’s cold, seemingly insightful eyes made her feel guilty, Qin Xin insisted on expressing her ultimate purpose in coming to Yu Linfei’s house, “Come home for this years’ New Year.”

“I’ll talk to him myself.” Feeling that his patience was being seriously challenged, Yu Linfei gave a direct order to leave, “You leave first, I still have something to do.”

“Okay…” Glancing at the cat in Yu Linfei’s arms, Qin Xin’s expression twisted slightly, but she soon recovered her smile, “I’ll go first and see you in a few days.”

This woman… stroking Wen Cheng’s back to appease his emotions, Yu Linfei thought it was really impossible for him to marry this woman. He didn’t know what medicine that old man at home had taken. Although the looks and family were pretty good, but with that vicious character… he had absolutely no interest in her.

“Little Black, did she bully you?” Looking at the listless cat laying against his body, Yu Linfei helplessly pinched Wen Cheng’s ear, “How stupid. If she dares to bully you, just scratch as hard as you can until she calls you older brother.”

“Meow.” Looking contemptuously at Yu Linfei, Wen Cheng thought disdainfully, the problem was he had to be able to scratch!!

“Alright, alright.” Yu Linfei laughed in a good mood and said, “We’ll make a bed for Little Black.”

With that, Yu Linfei put Wen Cheng back in the basket and began to try and build a bed for Wen Cheng with some cloth next to his bedroom.

“Meowu.” Wen Cheng climbed out of the basket with some difficulty, feeling very helpless and pitiful… Why did the sofa look so high!! Why!!! And Yu Linfei, that bastard, was ignoring him! Don’t you know that people have three urgencies (2) …wuwuwu… Did he want him to resolve it directly on the sofa?

No! If he really did that, he might be directly killed by Yu Linfei. Wen Cheng unwillingly wiped a tear… forget it, it was better to do it yourself than ask others!!

Gritting his teeth, he climbed down the sofa, but didn’t stay firm. Wen Cheng staggered and rolled directly onto the ground in a circle. The original pliable claws were exposed and the soft fur was mussed up, a piece of hair raised on his head, looking foolish and pitiful.

But Wen Cheng didn’t know how foolish he looked. He sucked in a breath through his nose and ran to the toilet.

As a result, tragedy happened. When Wen Cheng happily ran to the toilet, he found that… the toilet was too tall for him… If he wanted to potty, he could only potty next to it… (3)

What a pain in the ass… Wen Cheng was full of tears of blood as he thought, why did he always encounter these kinds of pits? Could he just casually say something like he couldn’t climb up a toilet??

However, if he was to think about it, it was the best way to solve things. We Cheng had to turn around and find Yu Linfei to tell him he had a serious problem at the moment… he couldn’t hold anything… too embarrassing.

He had no self-awareness that he was a cat at all. Wen Cheng quickly ran over, crouching on the ground next to Yu Linfei, who was fiddling with the bed. Hi bit his trouser leg and whined.

“What’s the matter, Little Black?” Although he was surprised by the human nature of his cat, Yu Linfei didn’t doubt it. He reached out and touched the stubborn hair on Wen Cheng’s head, “Is Little Black hungry?”

Although he was a little hungry, the most important thing was to go to the toilet!! Wen Cheng meowed anxiously and took two steps towards the toilet.

“Oh, Little Black wants to go to the toilet?” The moment that he understood Wen Cheng’s meaning, Yu Linfei’s eyes shone with an evil glint, “But cats use the cat litter, how can I take you to the toilet?”

“Meowu!!” Feeling that he wouldn’t be able to hold it, Wen Cheng was going a little crazy. He ran around Yu Linfei’s feet several times and anxiously called out. Damn it!! If Yu Linfei didn’t take him to the toilet, he would pee on his feet!!

Not knowing that Wen Cheng had already been forced to return to the point between Heaven and Earth, Yu Linfei still wanted to tease Wen Cheng. He put out a finger and gently poked Wen Cheng’s soft belly, “Little Black can’t hold it?”

Then,

Then he really couldn’t, because Wen Cheng directly peed on Yu Linfei’s shoes.

“…” Yu Linfei.

“…” Wen Cheng.

“Hahaha…” With a laugh that made people’s hearts grow cold, Yu Linfei picked Wen Cheng up by the back of his neck. “Little Black?”

“Meowu.” Staring up with round eyes, Wen Cheng’s expression looked very innocent, and that innocence made Yu Linfei want to… beat him up.”

“You’re such a good boy.” He could definitely hear the feeling of teeth gnashing from his tone of voice as Yu Linfei narrowed his eyes, “Huh? Little Black, if you casually pee everywhere, your gege will cut off your little brother.”

“…” When Wen Cheng heard this sentence… he felt a vague pain in his eggs, before beginning to comfort himself… It’s okay, he was now a cat, so it was normal that he couldn’t understand Yu Linfei!!

“I know that Little Black is very smart.” Before the self-consolation could take effect, Yu Linfei’s words directly sentenced Wen Cheng to death, “You can understand my words, so if Little Black pretends not to understand this brother…”

“… Meow.” Wen Cheng hung his head.

“Little Black won’t be given dried fish.” Looking at the kitten who was in a low mood after being scolded by him, his attitude suddenly turned 180 degrees. He suddenly remembered what He Yi had said when talking about chinchilla cats.

He Yi said that chinchilla cats had a very strong sense of self-esteem. They like to be clean and be close to human beings… but when scolded by their owners… chinchilla cats were likely to be very tsundere. They could even run away from home, giving their owners a headache.

Little Black’s self-esteem won’t be hurt, right? Murmuring in his heart, Yu Linfei finally decided to comfort his new pet. He put Little Black on the ground, looked at his wet slippers, and sighed helplessly, “Okay, Little Black, don’t be sad. Gege won’t be angry with you, just remember Little Black, if you pee, it can’t be on this gege’s shoes.”

Fuck, do you think I wanted to!! Wen Cheng roared in his heart, if it wasn’t for this bastard Yu Linfei teasing me, would I pee on your feet?? I’m telling you! If you dare do this to me again, I’ll run to your bed to solve my physiological problems!!

“Okay, okay, it’s my fault.” He could feel the deep resentment emanating from Wen Cheng’s body. Yu Linfei forced a smile, “Next time, I won’t tease you, okay? Ah, this is Little Black’s bed from now on, your gege made it himself.”

Wen Cheng turned and took a look at the messy bed, his eyes involuntarily showing… disgust. Oh my, so there’s really something that the almighty king Yu Linfei can’t do, it can’t be denied that it’s really amazing.

… Yu Linfei, despised by his own cat, was under a lot of pressure. He looked at the bed that he’d built and felt a little upset deep in his heart. He dryly coughed, “Well, the bed will be sent in a few days, so just live with it for a few days.”

“Meow,” Wen Cheng disdainfully meowed.

“… Okay… I’ll try and make you another one.” Yu Linfei really couldn’t stand Wen Cheng’s disdainful eyes, so he compromised.

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Kitten urination map (Eh? What’s wrong?) (4)

Translator Notes: Qiuqiu~chan had a point in the comments last chapter though, what was Qin Xin’s plan if she actually killed him? Whoops, your cat died while you were making drinks? Anyways, this novel is ridiculous and I love it.

Thank you so much to Aylik for editing!

“恶人先告状 “More accurately something like “the guilty party files suit”.There are a couple different answers I found for this. One is that the three urgencies are urinary aka the call of nature, sexual urgency, and inner urgency aka anxiety. A second answer was urinary urgency, defecatory urgency, and flatulatory urgency…both could work…In Chinese, the word was “xuxu”, which is a kiddie/feminine slang for peeing. It’s also kind of a sound effect since the “x” sound is similar (but not the same!) as the English “sh” sound.Drawing a map I believe is a Chinese expression for wetting oneself/wetting the bed.

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