Chapter 71

Holding Liu Meng's arm, Zhou Shiyuan walked happily, chattering and pointing at the students passing by. In the nearby small forest, there were mostly couples holding hands and strolling, some of them cuddling and kissing sweetly.

The little girl watched with great curiosity, her eyes wide open. Liu Meng quickly covered her eyes and said, "Kids shouldn't look, let's go." He then pulled her quickly towards the canteen.

"Oh, let me see, don't walk so fast," the little girl complained, pouting her lips. "I haven't had enough yet."

"Hehe, Uncle, have you ever been like that too?"

"No!" Liu Meng thought of the time he and Gu Pan were in the small forest, feeling a bit guilty. He scolded, "Kids shouldn't look or ask such things."

"Don't think I don't understand. There are some in our class too. Once I went early and saw..."

"Stop!" Liu Meng felt a headache. Talking about these things with a curious child made him feel like a weird uncle luring little girls to watch goldfish.

"Fatso, fatso, I'm talking to you." A voice shouted from behind.

Liu Meng pulled the little girl and walked quickly, not even turning back. What a joke, he was far from being fat.

The two fat guys walking beside them turned their heads and looked at the girl shouting loudly, puzzled.

Round face, straight bangs, very cute.

"I'm not calling you, I'm calling the fat guy in front," the girl said, embarrassed. The two fat guys looked ahead but saw no other fat guy.

The girl, with her round and petite figure, ran fast and caught up with Liu Meng and the little girl. She slapped Liu Meng's shoulder and shouted, "Fatso, I've been calling you for so long, why didn't you respond?"

In pain, Liu Meng turned back and saw no one else but Liu Ruyi. Who else could be so violent?

Liu Ruyi puffed her cheeks, looking fierce.

Liu Meng thought, "Oh no, how did I run into this troublemaker again? What bad luck, I wish I could find a crack to hide in." He defended himself, "You kept calling 'fatso, fatso,' I'm not fat, how would I know you were calling me?"

"Aren't you the one who calls yourself 'Third Fatso'? If not, what are you?" Liu Ruyi rolled her eyes and said angrily.

"Uncle, when did you become 'Third Fatso'? I didn't know that," Zhou Shiyuan looked at the sister curiously and asked.

Liu Ruyi only then noticed that the little girl was with Liu Meng, holding his arm. She immediately looked at him with a strange gaze, thinking, "How did you manage to get such a young girl?"

"This is my student, Zhou Shiyuan, and this is my classmate, Liu Ruyi," Liu Meng quickly introduced them, unable to bear Liu Ruyi's strange look.

Liu Ruyi still stared at them with interest, thinking they didn't look like a teacher and student at all. With someone else present, Zhou Shiyuan immediately became a well-behaved and polite little girl, saying, "Auntie, hello!"

Her eyes were full of mischief.

Liu Meng knew the little girl was deliberately teasing Liu Ruyi. "Auntie? How young can an auntie be?"

Liu Ruyi had three black lines on her forehead. "Auntie? Are you kidding me?" She grunted in response.

"Fatso, I'm not happy, you have to treat me to hot pot," Liu Ruyi quickly changed the subject.

Thinking of the last time they ate hot pot together, Liu Meng broke out in a cold sweat. Liu Ruyi's drinking capacity was terrifying. He tried to decline, but Zhou Shiyuan happily said, "Great, great, I want to eat too."

There was no choice, two votes against one. Liu Meng had to take the two girls to eat hot pot with a bitter face.

On the way, Zhou Shiyuan whispered, "Uncle, why are you called 'Third Fatso'? Is your real name Liu Sanpang?"

Liu Meng almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He had three black lines on his forehead and lied, "This is Uncle's pen name. Most people don't know. Now that I've told you, you can't tell anyone else. It's a secret."

"Ah? Uncle, you have a pen name? What have you written? Is it good?" the little girl asked with interest.

Liu Ruyi, seeing the little girl sticking to Liu Meng, was full of disdain and interjected, "Very good, it makes you want to beat him up after reading it."

Not wanting to dwell on this topic, Liu Meng said, "I'm so hungry, let's go eat hot pot."

The boss remembered Liu Meng and Liu Ruyi, mainly because he had never seen anyone eat and drink so much. Seeing the three of them, he was even more enthusiastic, placing a box of 24 bottles of beer on the side.

Liu Ruyi didn't waste any words, took a bottle, and bit off the cap with her teeth, passing one to Liu Meng.

Zhou Shiyuan, seeing her do it so easily, tried to do the same, but ended up with a mouth full of shards. "Pah, pah."

"Little girl, sister has practiced, don't imitate me randomly," Liu Ruyi said proudly.

"Uncle, I want to drink too," Zhou Shiyuan held a cup and tried to pour, but Liu Meng wouldn't let her drink. If Gu Yuting found out, it would be a disaster. He took the cup away, causing the little girl to pout.

"What's the big deal about drinking beer? When I was her age, I could drink several bottles," Liu Ruyi said nonchalantly.

Liu Meng thought, "I wonder what kind of parents you have to raise you like this."

Knowing he couldn't compete in drinking, Liu Meng learned from his last experience and just urged Liu Ruyi to eat more to drink less. Liu Ruyi, however, was determined to get him drunk and could drink much more than him. Even with some tricks, he still drank a lot. When they finished and walked out, he was swaying, with the little girl supporting him.

"Can you walk?" Liu Ruyi asked happily, finally getting Liu Meng drunk again, though he didn't pass out this time.

"I'm fine, I'm fine. Goodbye, I'll send Shiyuan home first," Liu Meng replied, his speech still clear.

After they parted, walking a short distance, Liu Meng, relying on sheer willpower, felt the alcohol hit him again. He walked more unsteadily, but he was almost there. He endured the dizziness.

Liu Ruyi, seeing Liu Meng struggling, was a bit worried and followed him secretly. When she saw them enter the neighborhood, she turned back, pouting, "So shameless, even going after a little girl. Disgusting. I'll get you drunk every time I see you. Hmph, do you think I'm easy to provoke?"

Finally reaching the building, Liu Meng felt half his head numb. He let out a big breath, and the smell of alcohol filled the air. He was so drowsy that he had been relying on willpower to keep going. Once he reached his destination, his willpower relaxed, and he collapsed in the elevator.

Fortunately, it was a one-house-per-floor building, and no one else was in the elevator. When they reached their floor, Zhou Shiyuan struggled to pull Liu Meng out a bit, kicked him like a dead pig, and continued pulling.

"Stinky Uncle, you look so thin, but you're so heavy," the little girl cursed.

"Do you need help?" Just as Zhou Shiyuan was exhausted and out of strength, a beautiful sister in white, pulling a suitcase, stood at the elevator door.

Zhou Shiyuan found her savior. The two of them finally managed to pull Liu Meng out of the elevator and to their door. Just as she was about to take out the key, she suddenly turned to the beautiful sister, her face full of suspicion, "There's only one household on this floor. How did you get here? Who are you? What's your purpose?"

The white-clad girl, surprised by the little girl's sharpness, was speechless. Facing the little girl's aggressive gaze, she hesitated and said, "I... I'm looking for Third Fatso!"

"Huh, the beautiful sister also knows Uncle is called Third Fatso? Uncle said he doesn't tell most people," the little girl was puzzled, looking at the unconscious pig on the ground and the white-clad girl.

The little girl, though smart and quick, was still inexperienced. The white-clad girl, recovering from her shock, saw the situation and guessed the truth. She took the opportunity to say, "A friend," and added, seeing the little girl's questioning gaze, "A very close friend."

"Boyfriend and girlfriend?" The little girl's eyes widened, blinking. Knowing Uncle had been staying here and that he was called Third Fatso, and that she was a close friend, her little brain quickly concluded.

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While writing, I've been thinking. I've reviewed the previous chapters and corrected some obvious bugs. Readers using the client can update and download the latest version. I hope you can see the effort and improvement of Third Fatso. Thank you for your continued support.

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