Chapter 61

So, the Energy Drink category. I don't understand why such a department was created, and why it is so casually accepted.

I don't get it, nothing makes sense. But one thing I can say is that I know energy drinks account for about ten percent of the demand for this work, so I'm going to do it.

A novel that announces an energy drink ranking is pretty rare... It's a unique experience, everyone. Due to various circumstances, here are the rankings from 19th to 11th place:

19th Place: Mix

An unexpected way to drink, I understand that the absolute number is small, but it's a way to drink. The author has tried it a few times, and mixing blue energy drinks can result in a beautiful green color. Don D○hote is the pinnacle of energy drinks.

18th Place: Brain Eye

A word from someone who wandered into the energy drink department instead of the character department: "Did I vote in the wrong place?"

17th Place: Kin Dan No Kaju

...What is this? (The author doesn't remember)

16th Place: Red○l

Hey, stop it! Mixing real energy drinks is against the rules!!

15th Place: Taboo

I get it, I understand that there are few items to vote for, but don't include drinking methods!!

14th Place: Gyokuro

Tea leaves that are covered two weeks before harvest to reduce bitterness. It's certainly not an energy drink.

13th Place: Riot Blood Solid

The so-called pill form of Riot Blood. Although it's not a liquid and thus has less power as blood, its portability differentiates it from traditional Riot Blood, making it an emergency supply. Of course, it's still Riot Blood, so be careful with the number of times you take it; even adult males should only take five pills a day.

12th Place: Joint

Okay, okay, drinking method. Strictly speaking, it's a banned drinking method that accelerates the effects by adjusting the time when multiple Riot Bloods start to kick in. If you fail, you might end up in a weird state where you're sleepy but can't sleep.

11th Place: Riot Blood Hot Pot

The main dish of the saints. Instead of ponzu, use Riot Blood, and instead of beaten eggs, use Riot Blood. Of course, cheers with ice-cold Riot Blood!!!!

Frankly, this is hell, right? But I won't be discouraged. I can't just let it go. So, for 10th to 4th place, follow the slipstream.

10th Place: Axle

Okay, okay, drinking (omitted). Actually, up to 10th place, it was almost a toss-up.

9th Place: Roasted Riot Blood

It's recommended that beginners use the aforementioned pill form of Riot Blood, but in that case, they should only drink one cup a day. Roasting maximizes the power of one cup, making it content for saints. If a punk tries it carelessly, they won't become a saint and will end up as something that can't return to a normal human.

8th Place: Riot Blood Fiction

Among non-existent energy drinks, this is even more non-existent Riot Blood. Its existence is a gospel that Riot Blood can exist in the digital world... Is this a gospel? Is it more like an invasion or infiltration? Is it a crisis that needs to be transmitted and deleted?

7th Place: Energy Kaiser

A loser. Before Riot Blood was released, it was highly regarded, but the appearance of a completely unreliable and extreme Riot Blood reduced it to the level of water used to dilute shochu. However, while it settled for second place as an energy drink, the manufacturer seems to have given up and is now competing in the energy drink industry with a variety of flavors, so it is highly rated by experts.

6th Place: Riot Blood Backdraft

A drink that provides a brain on fire fueled by caffeine. Until Revolve Lantern was released, this was aimed at sportsmen, but it was differentiated for short-term and long-term use.

5th Place: Riot Blood

People start with plain Riot Blood and end with plain Riot Blood. Always have a bottle of plain Riot Blood in your heart; that's Riot Blood... Anyway, it's the most basic Riot Blood, so it's used when processing other Riot Bloods. Here's a question: How many times did I say "Riot Blood"?

4th Place: Riot Blood Undead

Refer to 447 on some website.

By this point, we finally have some proper Riot Bloods ranking, but it feels like I'm writing a nose hair fist popularity vote. Now, the top three:

3rd Place: Riot Blood Tonight

The latest Riot Blood at the start of the story. A senior executive of a certain black company happily distributed it to employees, but the resulting "group all-nighter incident" led to a lawsuit against Gatling Drum Co., which was then stormed by the overworked employees, leading to the executive's dismissal. The courage to fear the night might be the courage to resist absurdity...

2nd Place: Riot Blood Quantum

A product that made the medical community furious, warning not to mix it with barium. It's safe to assume that 120% of the entertainers on today's variety shows have taken Quantum beforehand. The extra 20% increases the likelihood of getting addicted to exotic foods. It glows, but the principle is unknown, and no harmful substances have been found in it...

And the one that won the top honor is...!!!!

1st Place: Riot Blood Revolve Lantern

A new Riot Blood that kicks in quickly, fades quickly, but leaves a short-term power surge that surpasses all previous versions. There was a plan to delay its release, but it was decided to proceed based on the performance of a certain individual. It immediately captivated sportsmen who need to make decisions within 30 minutes worldwide. Rumor has it that it affects the surroundings, but the details are unknown. One thing is certain: horses have become faster.

The setting for this one is so extreme that it's slightly hindering the development of new Riot Blood ideas.

So, the top spot goes to Revolve Lantern. I knew it before the vote, but it received over 1,000 votes. The character department was quite scattered, so it received more votes than the top character. What does that mean? ? ? ? ? ?

NEXT, the Game Edition