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Chapter 33

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After Yu Ru Bing apologized, she turned her head and poked the camera again, then shamelessly said: “This time it’s fine, but the next time you shoot me, don’t forget to bring my appearance fee.”\n

Cameraman: “… …”\n

Why haven’t you given up!\n

Yu Ru Bing touched the camera lovingly: “Remember to go back and tell your colleagues that when shooting me remember to bring out the appearance fee.”\n

According to the time, the trailer for <New Star Idol> should have already been featured, so she guessed that the program team must have found a certain topic on her, and that’s why it was only during this time that they desperately took the camera and began recording her.\n

As long as she performed steadily or even exceptionally, there would be a scene to shoot.\n

Then it wasn’t too much for her to ask for some sweets, right? Anyway, everyone was using each other – she hadn’t even brought out the spirit of “if you can earn a little more then earn a little more” by selling one shot at a marked price of 50,000 RMB, she was already merciful!\n

The cameraman said a little speechless: “Why haven’t you given up yet? Shouldn’t the people who want to become idols manage their figures well?”\n

Tan Xi stood as she shook her head, two words were reflected in her eyes: Mortals1.\n

1. 凡人: mortal, ordinary person, earthling

</details>\nOnce, she was also such a naive mortal. Before when she saw that Yu Ru Bing would hardly leave without any sweets on her, she also issued such a question.\n

Only to later discover that Yu Ru Bing was a medical miracle, she ate but didn’t get fat, her figure also didn’t lose shape, and her teeth were perfect that it made people jealous!\n

She had to believe that Yu Ru Bing was a proficient bar2, because after all, bars don’t become fat, they were hard and unbeatable.\n

2. 杠杆成精: 杠杆 means lever, pry bar, or crowbar and 成精 means proficient or master, this is complete word for 杠精 which describes YRB as a person who likes to argue for arguments sake

</details>\nBut slowly, she found that Yu Ru Bing had a regular pattern when she ate sugar, it wasn’t because she was unrestrained and would just randomly eat a piece, but she rarely ate sugar when she was idle, most of the time she ate them when her temper was up, and it seemed like the sweet taste restrained her irritability.\n

Thinking of this, she suddenly realized that she had never seen her temper flare up without eating sugar.\n

Would it change from a calm bar into a violent Optimus bar, you’ll argue with anyone who blocks your way3?\n

3. 人挡杠人, 佛挡杠佛: this is a play on the original saying 人挡杀人, 佛档杀佛 which means whoever blocks me from doing what I want will be killed, if people block me then I’ll kill the person, if Buddha blocks me then I’ll kill Buddha, so instead of the words 杀 which means kill, the author replaced it with 杠 from 杠精 which is used to describe YRB disposition

</details>\nAfter the sugar lacking arguer heard this question, she couldn’t help but frown, and issued a soul-inducing question: “Do you mean that I am not in good shape now?”\n

The cameraman’s soul was successfully hit by this question, and he suddenly became silent.\n

Her figure was exquisitely curvy, a well-defined waist with an evenly measured bust and hip, there were no extra fat in places where there shouldn’t be any meat, and her proportion was very enviable.\n

In terms of managing her figure… there was really no damn problem!\n

The cameraman opened his mouth but didn’t know how to persuade her to give up, finally, he could only bring out the program crew as an excuse: “This is the rules of the program, and we have no choice.” Then thought of when they were just starting out, and said, “Unless you let President Tang come tell the director?”\n

Anyway, President Tang wouldn’t come, which company’s CEO would oversee whether a trainee had candy or not.\n

It’s better to give up early.\n

Looking pensive Yu Ru Bing then said: “You are right.”\n

Both the cameraman and Tan Xi were relieved.\n

Suddenly they saw her extended her hand and look at the cameraman without a change in expression: “Then give me the phone, should I call her now?”\n

Cameraman: “???”\n

No, I just said it casually, there’s no need to accept my opinion???\n

Tan Xi raised her hand to her forehead.\n

Cameraman: “I just casually said it, you don’t need to take it seriously… …”\n

Yu Ru Bing said easily: “Sigh, what does it matter? Each of us has free will, you can talk about it casually, and I can take it seriously.”\n

The cameraman became cluttered: “No, you can’t take it seriously…”\n

Yu Ru Bing was not happy to hear this, and anyone who prevented her from calling her revolutionary comrade to file a complaint must die!!!\n

She took out her socialist lever from the back of her hand and said with integrity: “I must criticize the words you just said. Our socialist core values include freedom, that is the human will, the freedom of existence and development, how can you only allow your decision to talk casually, and not my decision to take it seriously? Do you have any other dangerous ideas?”\n

Tan Xi: It’s here! Her skill of turning small issues into a national level is here!\n

The cameraman was caught by her exaggerated arguing method, making his head become dazed and he suddenly didn’t know what he himself had said before, then after recovering from being stunned for a while he looked blankly at Tan Xi: “You, Hua Yao…”\n

Tan Xi immediately clarified the relationship: “Don’t misunderstand! We, Hua Yao have produced such an excellent ‘talent’!”\n

The cameraman looked at the socialist Archimedes herself again: “…Why don’t you go to the toilet?”\n

Yu Ru Bing rightly said: “Protecting one’s legitimate rights and interests is more important, small things like going to the toilet can be set aside.”\n

The cameraman wanted to cry: “I’m sorry, I really don’t have any sweets. I beg you to give up… …”\n

Yu Ru Bing heard the words and helplessly said: “If something goes wrong, your program team will have to take full responsibility.” Then she turned and went to the toilet.\n

Tan Xi looked at her then at the messed-up cameraman, and consoled: “Just get used to it.” Then went to catch up to her.\n

The cameraman carrying the video camera for the first time in more than ten years became at a loss.\n

Without having candy to eat, what could happen?\n

A child’s threats weren’t so foolish!\n

Tan Xi caught up with Yu Ru Bing, gently held her arm, and slowed down to walk by her side, then she softly asked, “Why are you so obsessed with sugar?”\n

Yu Ru Bing raised her hand and rubbed her temples, her gaze was calm like water, not at all like she had just bickered with heaven and earth.\n

Why?\n

Of course, because people who were upset could say anything unpleasant, and they could do anything regardless of consequences.\n

That night, she had a big fight with Lao Yu and because she was so angry, she even hurt Lao Yu… …\n

There was a lingering fear in her heart and she dared not to indulge her temper, so she had a certain dependence on the taste of sugar, she had always been like this ever since Lao Yu left.\n

After so many years, she was finally able to calmly speak a bit of truth.\n

She smiled and said: “Because I have a bad temper, and if I don’t eat sugar to restrain myself, I’m afraid it would result in somebody’s death.”\n

Tan Xi thought she was saying bullshit again, patted her hand without pity, and reminded: “… …Sister, we are a society with legal systems and institutions.”\n

Yu Ru Bing smiled again and said nothing more.\n

As long as there was no one messed with her right now then it wouldn’t be a problem.\n

But fate, this bear child4 always loved to tease people.\n

4. 熊孩子: “熊” literally means a “bear,” and “孩子” refers to a “child.” Originating from North China dialects, the term is used to address mischievous children

</details>\nYu Ru Bing had just finished using the toilet and was about to open the door to go out, when she heard a few laughter from the sink outside, then heard them mention themselves, and then mention Tang Han Qiu.\n

A voice full of sarcasm and contempt suddenly came: “Tang Han Qiu isn’t as good as Yu Ru Bing said you know?”\n

The next was definitely a familiar gossip moment, so Yu Ru Bing the dedicated badger simply stopped opening the door, and leaned on the wall while listening with one ear with great interest.\n

Gossip, there were good and bad, and neither of those would be refused.\n

And she also wanted to know how bad Tang Han Qiu could be.\n

With the sound of the bursting of water after they opened the faucet, then as expected, the voice came out again: “My dad and their family cooperated a little, so of course I would know something – Tang Han Qiu is a very stupid woman that would even bring her stupidity at home.”\n

“Looks just so-so, and average, how can Yu Ru Bing blow so much hype.”\n

“What’s the use of a good family background? Chasing a man like a dog? I almost laughed to death, already like a dog but still couldn’t catch him, ha ha ha!”\n

“You all don’t know, but the Qiu family didn’t even give her a glance, how funny it was when she shamelessly tried to stick to him!”\n

“Cheap, so cheap!”\n

These words that were filled with ridicule were like needles, piercing Yu Ru Bing’s eardrums one after another, making her frown with discomfort, and her eyes became frosted like the starry sky in the cold night, frighteningly cold.\n

Was this gossip? This was simply a one-sided diss!\n

Rage burst from her chest.\n

This darling daughter who came from a good family, had good looks and a high degree of education, shamelessly stooped down to catch up and support a man, even though the other party did not give her a glance, she never gave up and unrequitedly loved the other person.\n

Surely this sounded stupid, but did this mean that others could take pleasure and make fun of her?\n

No.\n

That was the action of the system, she was toyed with by the original host, and Tang Han Qiu was helpless. You could only laugh when Tang Han Qiu herself laughed about it, no one else, no matter who, whether they knew the truth, none was qualified to make fun of her.\n

There was no one!\n

Yu Ru Bing burst into anger and suddenly opened the door, the laughter abruptly stopped, and the person who made the insult looked at her with horror, she didn’t expect Hua Yao’s people to be there.\n

Tan Xi heard the voices and also opened the door, then she looked solemnly at Yu Ru Bing.\n

Yu Ru Bing looked at the grass green Class D uniform in front her, and with an aloof and remote manner raised her eyes: “Is it actually all humans?”\n

She lifted her lips, smiling cutely and charmingly, then provocatively asked: “So why did I just hear dogs barking?”\n

The expressions of several people were a bit ugly, but there were also those with guilty consciences, and dodged their eyes.\n

Yu Ru Bing ignored those shrimp soldiers and crabs, and stared straight at the trainee who mocked the most. She didn’t search for this person’s information in the plot because it seems she was just a marginal character figure – sigh, dare to bark when you’re not even worthy to possess a name?\n

Yu Ru Bing: Then I’ll call you Lulu5.\n

5. 绿绿: one 绿 means green which is pronounced as lǜ

</details>\n“You,” she raised her hand and pointed at the damn Lulu. “are not allowed to be refined after the founding of the People’s Republic of China6, didn’t you know?”\n

6. 建国后不许成精: The popular Internet word was originally “animals are not allowed to be refined after the founding of the People’s Republic of China.” [建国后的动物不准成精] It is often used to compliment cute and clever animals. In the process of continuous use, the word is also slowly used on other things, not just describing animals. Since YRB just called them dogs just now so she followed up with this sentence

</details>\nLulu’s face became grim for a moment, and she angrily spat out: “You!”\n

Yu Ru Bing took a step and walked over with great force. She was 1.7 meters tall and her aura was fully emanated which appeared more conspicuous among the people who were a little more than 1.6 meters tall, and it also made others not dare to easily provoke her, so at this time, as they looked at her coming over they instinctively avoided her, leaving the 1.63 meter tall Lulu to tremble.\n

Yu Ru Bing stopped in front of her, roughly grasped her chin, and from top to bottom and left to right in a circle blankly looked at her but failed to see even a bit of merit on that plain face, only that her foundation was very thick.\n

Yu Ru Bing released her, she subconsciously retreated, but was blocked in the corner by the sink, and for a while she felt a little uneasy – she didn’t know why, but seeing Yu Ru Bing’s fierce and vicious look, she herself flinched the first second she looked at her!\n

Yu Ru Bing was calm, but her tone was cold and ruthless: “There is one thing that I really admire about you.”\n

Lulu froze for a moment.\n

Yu Ru Bing then smiled and said, “Doesn’t even look as smooth and silky as my hair, but have the courage to stand here and express that our President Tang’s appearance is “just so-so”.”\n

She had never attacked people’s face and their whole family, but when the other party threw themselves onto the muzzle of the gun7, or even treated people as if they were nothing, then it was another matter – she rushed to seek death, then of course she would help to accomplish it.\n

7.往枪口上撞: ask for trouble

</details>\nShe stretched out her arms, placed one hand against the wall, and pressed the other against the sink, completely blocking Lulu’s path, she glowered: “Or do you feel that you have jumped out from the Three Realms, and is not among the five elements8,a unique specie that you can’t be compared with humans?”\n

8. 跳出三界外，不在五行中: related to Buddhism, when the phrase is used it means transcendental, not subject to the pollution and restraint of the world.

</details>\nLulu choked.\n

She had just relied on the fact that nobody had seen Tang Han Qiu before to brag and talk trash, who would have thought that Hua Yao’s people would be here!\n

Yu Ru Bing coldly looked at her and raised her eyebrows: “Speak? Weren’t you speaking with a silver-tongue just now? Weren’t you happily laughing?”\n

Ridiculed as a dog earlier, and now mocked as not being a human, Lulu had been pampered and spoiled since she was a child, so having suffered such grievance, her heart pounded wildly, and at this time with red eyes and trembling voice: “Yu Ru Bing… you, do you know who my dad is!”\n

Yu Ru Bing tilted her head: “I don’t know, I only know who my boss is. Is your dad more powerful than my boss’ dad? Your dad is also a business giant, sweeping at the top of the business circle?”\n

For a moment Lulu’s vigor obviously weakened, Yu Ru Bing caught this gesture and naturally knew what the answer was.\n

Yu Ru Bing: Sigh, such a good-for-nothing person that’s actively seeking death.\n

Of course, Lulu’s mouth didn’t have the arguing strength of Yu Ru Bing’s, so her lips trembled for a long time without saying a word.\n

Yu Ru Bing smiled: “Can’t talk anymore? Then why did I see you gossip quite fluently before, shouldn’t you continue? I want to hear it too.”\n

Lulu felt humiliated and immediately aired: “Yu Ru Bing, you bully too much!”\n

Yu Ru Bing replied: “How did I bully you?”\n

Lulu sniffled: “You, you called me a dog, and said I am –”\n

She instantly stopped breathing because Yu Ru Bing’s face became even uglier, she was covered with the cold air of death: “Didn’t you also say that our President Tang is a dog?”\n

Yu Ru Bing approached her: “But I dare to say that you are a dog in front of you, do you dare say that she is a dog in front of our President Tang?”\n

Her expression became cold and terrible, it was so scary that two lines of tears were scared out of Lulu.\n

Tan Xi saw that the situation was turning bad, so she hurriedly stepped forward to intervene, and heard her rage filled with vitality and fierce anger: “Cry!”\n

Yu Ru Bing was extremely angry: “Not only do you gossip behind people’s back, you’re also going to cry!”\n

“Why is it your goddamn business who our President Tang likes and who she chases after? What does it have to do with a piece of garlic9 like you for you to interfere?”\n

9. 蒜: metaphor for a stupid person

</details>\n“You are so capable, so why don’t you go in front of her and air out your misguided criticism? Such a useless garlic head!”\n

Lulu’s tears came even more violently, but Yu Ru Bing was unmoved, and her offensive became much fiercer: “Still crying? Saying that you’re a rubbish vegetable is true, besides crying what other skills do you have?”\n

The more she talked the angrier she became, she gripped her chin again, and fiercely said: “What’s the use of crying here? Do you dare to go out and cry? Go and cry in front of the camera? You can’t even cleverly play tricks, your uselessness really knows no bound just like the opening song of a TV series without much content!”\n

Yu Ru Bing’s series of diss stunned everyone present, and Lulu, who was thoroughly dissed into a fine sieve simply cried out louder, as a result, Yu Ru Bing’s anger burned more furiously.\n

Yu Ru Bing clasped her wrists and dragged her away: “Since you like crying so much, then I will take you in front of the camera to cry. Go and tell your dad in front of the camera, tell the audience across the country that Yu Ru Bing scolded you and made you cry!”\n

Lulu resisted and struggled back: “I won’t, I won’t go…”\n

Yu Ru Bing turned back and coldly looked at her: “You won’t? You’re still crying!”\n

Lulu was scared again, then stopped crying right at that moment.\n

Even Tan Xi and the others were frightened by Yu Ru Bing’s cold eyes.\n

Tan Xi now believed – without sweets, it would result in someone’s death.\n

But out of everyone present she and Yu Ru Bing were the most familiar, so in order to prevent the situation from getting worse, she dared to step forward and pulled Yu Ru Bing, then softly persuaded: “Sister, calm down, don’t be angry, just quickly think … think of our President Tang’s prosperous beauty to extinguish your anger?”\n

Relying on the superb beauty of your idol… speaking as a fan, ought to be no problem, right?\n

Yu Ru Bing froze for a moment, then slowly turned to look at her, and said, “You shouldn’t make me think of President Tang.”\n

Tan Xi: “… …?”\n

Yu Ru Bing: “Because then I would want to blow her dog head even more.”\n

Tan Xi: “!!!”\n

Lulu heard these words, and her whole body trembled, so when she saw an opening, she immediately broke free from her grip, covered her face, and ran out in tears.\n

The cameraman who was previously shooting Yu Ru Bing happened to pass by with his camera, he saw Lulu’s shadow flash in front of him accompanied by some low sobbing, then her figure disappeared in the next second, as if there was a ghost chasing her from behind.\n

The cameraman stood on the spot with his face showing that he didn’t have any idea what happened.\n

Later he saw several other Class D trainees also hurry out, then finally Yu Ru Bing and Tan Xi.\n

Seeing the familiar faces, the cameraman’s heart “thumped” and his hands holding his camera became hesitant, not knowing whether to shoot or not.\n

Professional literacy told him: Shoot.\n

But when he saw Yu Ru Bing’s deadly gaze staring at him, his desire to survive told him: Don’t shoot.\n

Finally, for the show, he could only summon up the courage to ask a sentence: “What just happened?”\n

Yu Ru Bing who was in a depressed mood did not reply.\n

Tan Xi sighed heavily then seriously said: “Don’t ask.”\n

“Ask and your program team will be fully responsible.”\n

Cameraman: “???”\n

An unexpected disaster???\n

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The author has something to say:\n

Tan Xi: President Tang quickly save the child!!!!\n

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