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Today, the female director met a huge mountain that blocked her job. No, it should be a huge old bar.\n
The female director rallied: âOkay enough, donât make trouble, you should also call your parents.â\n
Yu Ru Bing slumped back on the chair again: âBar Grandmother advise you to give up this idea as soon as possible, this is for the good of your program group.â\n
After she made a phone call, the next picture would be bound to be full of the taste of the lever of truth, and maybe there would be a lot of profanity that would not be suitable for broadcast on the program.\n
Worst of all, right now in front of the camera, she couldnât openly eat sweets to calm down.\n
In this way, the ears of the original hostâs parents and the staff of the program group were bound to die.\n
As a considerate and with the quality of an aged old bar, she didnât only think about the blood-sucking parents of the original host, but also thought about her poor idol image and other peopleâs ears.\n
The female director was silent.\n
Other trainees were calling their parents for a pleasant family communication, while Yu Ru Bing was a lone salted fish refusing to call her parents.\n
However, her essence for variety show was horribly strong, and she was the focus of filming. This time, the process of calling her parents had to be somehow broadcasted, and cutting off all her scene was outrageous. But if they donât cut it, she would just be filmed being idle and not even wanting to touch her phone, which seemed a little miserable compared with the pleasant scene of other people.\n
Moreover, itâs really unreasonable to shoot her collapsed figure to show for the fans!\n
Does a beautiful female idol look like this!\n
Is her professionalism limited to practicing and performing on stage?\n
The female director chose to make a concession: âIf you cannot call your Mom and Dad, then you can call someone else? For example, like friends or something, such as âŚâ\n
The female director complied with the name that flashed in her mind and blurted out: âPresident Tang?â\n
Since the last hot search storm, the YuTang CP had been on fire. But unfortunately, these two people have never had time to meet and give some eye candy to the CP powders.\n
Now, they could officially gather together to satisfy the CP powder and also satisfy the face powder who had never seen Tang Han Qiu, it wasnât impossible, right?\n
This proposal was simply too interesting!\n
After hearing this suggestion, Yu Ru Bing tugged at her mouth and showed an expression of âI knew itâ: âOh, youâre really coveting the beauty of our President Tang.â\n
Female director: â???â\n
When you make a call, can you even see the ghost of President Tangâs face?!\n
Yu Ru Bing finally pulled her right hand out of the warm coat, and grabbed the mobile phone on the table that was reflecting for most of the day: âI will make her sue now!â\n
Then caught off guard by the cold temperature of the mobile phone, angrily said, âIs this the result of your reflection? Mom is so disappointed!â\n
The female director looked speechless: ââŚâ\n
Please donât add drama to yourself.\n
Yu Ru Bing angrily put down her mobile phone, and instead raised her hands from inside her coat and held out one finger each, enabling the âmagic power of two fingers<sup>1</sup>â lost in the Jianghu<sup>2</sup> for many years, then poked the screen, making every effort to reduce the frozen areas of her hands, and then madly snitched on WeChat.\n
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1. Traditionally this refers to martial artist who blocks an attack or perform a one-hand handstand with only two fingers. \n2. ćąćš: world of traveling merchants, itinerant doctors, fortune tellers etc.\n
</details>\nWhile watching her complain, the female director couldnât help but criticize: âExcuse me, as a bar why are you so afraid of the cold?â\n
Yu Ru Bing raised her eyes and said with reason, âHumans have thousands of appearances, and we as arguers also certainly has them, I am the kind who looks weak and canât stand the wind and rain. The vulnerability of Bar Grandmother is unimaginable to mortals. â\n
âSigh, whatâs with your distrustful eyes?â\n
âIf you donât believe it, then you can touch me now, and I would immediately fall to the ground and extort you for 500 yuan.â Yu Ru Bing finished, eager to get ready to try touching porcelain<sup>3</sup>, and wanted to extort the five hundred yuan very much.\n
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3. 碰çˇ: a currently widespread fraud involving deliberately crashing cars then demanding compensation
</details>\nEarning a little more was still a little more, itâs not unreasonable to touch porcelain openly, who let her not believe?\n
Masters of arguing, who had always convinced people with truth, didnât mind testing the truth once in practice.\n
The female director quickly raised her hand to stop her: âNo need, itâs not necessary, I believe it, I believe it, Bar Grandmother is right.â Then she asked, âDid President Tang agree to talk to you?â\n
Yu Ru Bing glanced at the screen then took both her hands off the phone: âOur President Tang is focused on business and have no time to reply to me.â\n
Then she slumped back and showed a relieved smile: âI feel very gratified.â\n
Seeing Tang Han Qiuâs focus on her career, she was really delighted as her number one career fan.\n
When the female director saw this, she could only persuade her to call other friends, but then she was ruthlessly rejected: âGive up, shouldnât you just give this pleasant segment to the other trainees?â\n
âOtherwise, why donât you just film me being paralyzed for a few seconds?â\n
To make up the scene?\n
Female director: â⌠thatâs not good.â Who wants to see an idol physically collapsed?\n
Yu Ru Bing was dissatisfied: âThis immobility is broad and profound, what not good about it?â\n
The female director was shocked: âWhere is it broad and profound?!â\n
Yu Ru Bing silently took out her lever of truth: âImmobility is a kind of spirit in the bones of human beings, an innate ability of ours, and a posture that allows us to get infinite happiness! Being able to integrate spirit, ability and posture in our whole body, isnât this broad and profound enough?!â\n
Female director: â⌠âŚâ\n
The female director was deeply poisoned by the fallacy of the old bar, and there was a sense of emptiness from her body being hollowed out, so to save her life she turned and walked away silently.\n
Forget it, I give up, let this empty segment go to hell!\n
But unfortunately, after she left, Yu Ru Bingâs phone screen lit up â Tang Han Qiu replied to her message.\n
âŚâŚ\n
Hua Yao had the intention to develop variety shows in the near future, and was in the process of project planning, so Tang Han Qiu had been in a meeting since she entered the company that morning, she was so absorbed in the agenda of the meeting that she didnât even have time to read the news from her mobile phone.\n
It took two hours before the meeting ended, and just as she touched her mobile phone, she found that Yu Ru Bing had sent a message to herself a few minutes ago, and the content was a tattle, saying that the people in the program group had some wishful thinking about her beauty and so on.\n
But the last sentence was a reminder for her to dress well, eat well, and not to forget to take good care of herself when she was busy with her work. It also seemed that she wasnât able to reply to the message because she was busy.\n
Tang Han Qiu couldnât help raise her eyebrows when she looked at message filled dialog box.\n
[Tang Han Qiu]: Did the program group return your mobile phone?\n
Seeming to confirm her guess, Yu Ru Bing replied quickly.\n
[Yu Bu Ru Bing]: Reporting to the boss, yes thatâs right\n
[Tang Han Qiu]: They didnât give you back your mobile phones during the previous three-day rest period, what are they doing giving them back to you now?\n
[Tang Han Qiu]: Are they shooting contents that requires you to have a mobile phone?\n
[Yu Bu Ru Bing]: Good! As expected of you, you guessed right!\n
[Tang Han Qiu]: What are they filming?\n
She replied so quickly that it didnât look like she was shooting at all, how could she sit and play with her mobile phone and reply to messages so easily?\n
[Yu Bu Ru Bing]: Sigh, itâs a pleasant segment where we call our parents to soothe our emotions. The program group will film the call and then broadcast it\n
Tang Han Qiu was stunned.\n
Where would she get her parents, even if she called the originalâs parents, that wouldnât work, the conflict between the two sides were too great, it wonât be a pleasant communication at all, but a communication of verbal abuse.\n
So, isnât she the only one in <New Star Idol> with no one to call?\n
And her biological parents had left her so early ⌠this segment that was pleasant for others, for her was a lonely recollection of the past.\n
[Tang Han Qiu]: ⌠Are you all right?\n
Yu Ru Bingâs reply was a little slow.\n
[Yu Bu Ru Bing]: Sigh, Iâm okay, I wonât cry just because other peopleâs homes are full of warmth and happiness, if that was the case then my eyes wouldâve already been blind from crying. I still have an immunity to that, donât worry\n
Tang Han Qiu clenched her phone and glanced at the time displayed on the screen, it was still early for her next meeting, then she turned to Lin Lin and said, âYou go back first, I want to make a call, just place the compiled documents in my office.â\n
Lin Lin: âOk.â\n
âŚâŚ\n
Yu Ru Bing answered the phone in surprise and asked first: âArenât you busy?â\n
Tang Han Qiuâs charming voice came from the phone: âInevitably there will always be time after business is finished.â\n
Yu Ru Bingâs pair of twinkling eyes slowly curved into a smile â to actually specially call to support her, it was so touching!\n
Yu Ru Bing said in a soft voice: âXiao Tang, you are so kind.â\n
Tang Han Qiu was not polite: âIf you know that I am good, then you should earn more for me.â\n
Yu Ru Bing lost her smile instantly and touched her neck. âDonât you think that talking about money at this time is a bit hurtful?â\n
It also made her neck feel strangely cold.\n
Tang Han Qiu: âWhen you always make me want to hit you, why donât you think about it as a hurtful matter?â\n
Isnât sheâs accusing her now?\n
Why didnât the hurtful feeling count when she was acting like she owed a beating herself?\n
Yu Ru Bing immediately began to quibble: âIsnât it because I want to encourage a relationship with you! Between the two of us, hitting is love and scolding is also love, if we donât fight or scold then we arenât in love! â\n
Tang Han Qiu followed her words and cued the last hot search storm: âEn, then according to your statement, on the previous video posted online, the netizens should think that I love you very much.â\n
Yu Ru Bing naturally played with her: âHeh, who had said otherwise, that was the beginning of our love.â\n
Tang Han Qiu said nothing when she heard this, and just laughed in a low voice, granted that the situation had already passed.\n
Yu Ru Bing placed her chin on the table and glanced at the world outside the window.\n
It was covered in white snow, while the snowflakes still constantly floated down, each piece composed the vast expanse of whiteness making everywhere become filled with the smell of winter, and with just a glance she couldnât help but shiver, as if she was being blown by the cold wind outside.\n
âItâs really cold.â She said.\n
Tang Han Qiu slightly looked up, and the white snow came into view, the whole world was painted with the color of winter. She gave a gentle hum.\n
Yu Ru Bing: âItâs so cold that it makes people want to sing.â\n
Tang Han Qiu: âHmm?â Isnât there something wrong with this thinking?\n
Yu Ru Bing moved and sat up: âOur President Tang took time out from her busy schedule to call me, I have to give something in return, so Iâll sing you a song!â\n
Tang Han Qiu did not refuse her face: âYou sing then.â\n
As soon as Yu Ru Bing opened her mouth, she started with a low tone, and then when the thread of rhythm turned, she began to change her voice to a cheerful tune: âDuduludu, duduludu, duduludu, da da da!â\n
Tang Han Qiu instantly pursed her lips, and suddenly felt that things were not simple!\n
Yu Ru Bing sang with an excellent voice and expression: âItâs so cold ah~â\n
Tang Han Qiu: â?â\n
Yu Ru Bing: âIâm playing clay in Northeastern China, and I have no home in Dalian ~ ~<sup>4</sup>â\n
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4. ćĺ¨ä¸ĺçŠćłĽĺˇ´: gained popularity in China because it was spoofed using homophonic translation of the song lyrics for comic effect, the original MV is titled Tunak Tunak Tun by Daler Mehndi
</details>\nTang Han Qiu: â???â\n
What is she singing???\n
In the end Yu Ru Bing stopped after singing less than three verse and seriously said: âToo bad.â\n
Tang Han Qiu asked: âWhatâs wrong?â\n
Yu Ru Bing with a heavy face grimly sighed: âI donât remember the lyrics that comes after!â\n
Tang Han Qiu: â⌠âŚâ\n
As a female idol, why do you want to memorize these hideously messy lyrics???\n
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The author has something to say:\n
Sigh, in order to confirm the tune, I had to run and listen to it.\n
Who would have thought that this song is a love song. [The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly. jpg]\n
[Scratching your head. jpg] I donât have a list⌠where did everyone find this rookie\n
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