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I…… Hiiragi Seiichi came face-to-face with a reality that was too unexpected.

“Seiichi! I don’t want you…… I don’t want you to die!”

Saria screams towards me, who was lying down.

I was watching such a figure, from above.

Yeah, let me explain what the situation is.

I ––––

『I’m out of my own bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?』

–––– was like that.

Isn’t this dangerous!? Right now I’m, in a ghost state!?

Ca, calm down me…… let’s sort out why I became such a state at once.

First of all, as I think that the voice that announces my evolution that can be said to be the declaration of death echoed in my brain, my consciousness was completely cut off from there. Perhaps the pain was beyond acceptable, and I became in an unconscious state. I haven’t even faint with the evolution so far ……. Why now? I feel like that, but even if I think about it, no answer will come out.

Anyway, when I wake up, I was looking down at me and Saria crying at my body.

I don’t understand why, but when I look at my own body for the time being, its translucent for some reason. I have no legs.

…… How do I say this, without calling myself as a ghost.

『Wait, this is not a case for me to calmly analyze!? Right now, I’m dying, right? 』

Besides, my body is with Saria who is crying! The situation is strange from a while ago!

That’s because, I can see my hair with my own eyes, but my face and other parts of my body were, bokubokuboku*! (TN: Sfx)

It swells, it dents, it smashes, it stretches, and it shrinks many times……

In other words, my body isn’t retaining its original human form!?

And if it wasn’t my fault, I could hear sounds like Kyuuiiin ! Or rather, dogangakinzugan! I can hear sounds that shouldn’t be heard from a human body, such as dogangakinzuga!?

I feel sick! My body…… it’s like a slime! It’s strangely surreal because I am dressed!

I thought I could see what was going on with me, but…… if I don’t have the appearance of that of a person, I don’t know what I will look like. …… A’re? Am I unexpectedly adjusting to this situation? I want to see, myself in this kind of situation.

When I think of such a thing while looking down at my body, Saria stood up with a face as if she was reminded of something.

“Tha,that’s right! Certainly, in such a case ……”

What is it this time!? That man is going to be a slime, you’ll never encounter it in your life!? When I have an encounter with such an unknown, I am confident that I will run away immediately.

When I was growling here alone, Saria said something out of the ordinary.

“Heart massage and artificial respiration!”

Wait a minute!

No no no no! Isn’t that strange!? Heart massage for people who are in a slime-like state! Moreover, my face part for the artificial respiration is already jumbled up, so I don’t even know where my mouth is!?

More than that, I’m surprised that Saria knew about cardiac massage and artificial respiration ……!

“Once you know what to do, you have to put it into action!”

That would be the right way to deal with me, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!

She was trying to Gunyangunyan slightly massage my heart! But it’s being crushed! Rather than that, my bones, liver, gastrointestinal and other digestive systems in general, what’s going on with it!?

Or rather, what the heck is going to happen to my body!? I’m in a ghost state myself!

When I was trying to tsukkomi at my condition while looking at Saria, Saria put her hand on what she thought was my chest, and started a heart massage.

“Ey, ey, ey, ey!”

She stretched her elbows straight, and continued to squeeze the center of my chest in seconds.

…… Even so, it makes me wonder if my chest is really there, since my body doesn’t have its original shape. Well, if you’re really putting your hand in my chest position, then that method of CPR is perfect!

One unfortunate thing is that my body is no longer that of a human, so it’s flexible, and I don’t think it makes sense to do a heart massage to it!

After performing chest compressions for about 30 times, she probably thought to do artificial respiration to me. However, Saria who saw something which looked like my face, twisted her neck, and then said.

“A’re? Where is his mouth or nose?”

I don’t know! Then why did you commence with it!?

No, I’m glad that you’re performing a cardiopulmonary resuscitation for me! But? This isn’t a problem with that kind of thing!? I’m actually in a ghost state!

No matter how hard I tsukkomi, my voice doesn’t reach Saria.

And then, not knowing what went wrong, Saria suddenly said something like this.

“That’s right! It’s no good because I did not put enough strength!”

It’s differeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent!

It’s different, Saria-san! It’s completely different! Right now, you just know that it’s impossible for you to give me an artificial respiration, right!? Why did you come up with the idea, that it’s your lack of power!?

“If you say that ……. then ei!”

With such a shout, Saria’s body was wrapped in light, and after a while, when the light subsided, the naked shirt Goria (abbreviation of gorilla + Saria) appeared again.

“Seiichi, wait for me, right now aid, you”

Ple,please wait a moment. What are you going to do? Goria-san……

More than that, why did you change your whole body into a gorilla instead of turning a part of your body into a gorilla? I ended up seeing Goria, in a naked shirt that I never wanted to see again ……!

When I was feeling uneasy about Goria’s actions, suddenly, Goria makes a fist with both hands and raises it up, and––––

“Ei!”

–––– swung it down on my body.

『My bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!』

It was crushed! My body has been crushed! There was a sound like 『Becha』!

“………… A’re?”

A’re? it’s nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

My body flew arround in fragmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeents! Turn back my bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I held my head and scream as a ghost. Then, a sight that made me doubt my eyes again appeared into my field of vision.

『………… Eh?』

That was, something that seems to be a piece of my body that splattered, and it moves sinuously, and it was quite a spectacle that it becomes one mass again.

…………

I wonder if my head went crazy.

If I, a ghost, can return to my body again, then I think that I’ve quitted being a human at that time. Indeed. As I thought, I think that it’s fine for me even if it’s a sayonara living thing, rather than sayonara human race*. …… I’m already no good. (TN: Reference on Sayonara Ryuusei, Konnichawa Jinsei)

The processing speed of my brain cannot keep up with the current situation! Suddenly, the mass of my body began to shine.

And Goria, who saw the brilliance of light in front of her, held her eyes with both hands ––––

“Eyes …… My eyes~”

Why do you know that line!? Ah, that’s what I said! Even so, it’s unreasonably in monotone!

Looking at the idiot of a Goria alone, suddenly, I was pulled by something with great force.

『Wha,what is this!?』

The one who was pulling me is my body that’s shining……. or something like that.

『Eh!? Perhaps my body will become like that!? 』

Are you kidding me!? That’s just a lump of meat!? It’s not in human figure!? It’s wearing clothes that look like bodies that have been smashed and gathered again …… it’s weird in many ways, right!?

No matter how much I oppose it, I couldn’t resist the power to return to where I should have been, and I was bluntly sucked into the shining mass that looked like my body unsurprisingly.

Clump

When I was sucked in, there was a strange feeling.

My body feels very familiar for some reason, even though it no longer retains its human form.

Moreover, my eyes, mouth, ears, nose …… I can feel everything even though there should be nothing there.

What a, scary thing.

When I leave myself to the indescribable feeling, something that seems to be my body wriggles, and I feel it gradually forming some figure.

This is, the familiar human being type.

Hands, feet, torso, head, face …… With that kind of feeling, my figure is steadily being formed.

Body parts such as eyes, ears, nose and mouth are also being formed. It feels like my hair also seems to have changed at once.

I mean …… It feels strange.

I feel a strange sense of omnipotence.

“Se,seiichi……”

Even if my eyes are not completely done yet, I can understand from Saria that I already returned to being a human.

And then ––

“……”

I open my eyes quietly.

I looked at my body.

My clothes haven’t changed since before I evolved.

My hands, feet and torso are present.

However, it’s unthinkable when I was on Earth, but a toned body jumped into my eyes. I feel that my gaze is higher than before……

Even if I touch my face, I have all my eyes, nose, mouth, and ears. I feel like my eyelashes became long, and my face which was full of acne and beard, feels slippery now.

Far from being bald, it seems that the amount of my hair has increased. Before I evolved, my hair was thin……

When I was checking my body, I suddenly saw Saria in sight.

“Ha–“

…… I wonder what happened. Saria blushes, and she looks at me with a look of love. Well, it’s not Goria, so it’s okay!

Or rather, Saria didn’t draw back greatly at me, who had evolved so unpleasantly. If it were me, I’d withdraw.

On the contrary, she tried to help me…… I still don’t understand why she likes me. She’s too much for me!…… She’s a former gorilla, though. No, she’s still a gorilla.

Oops …… rather than that, let’s check my status. This is what I was most worried about.

I, immediately displayed my status, and checked how much it has changed since I evolved.

《Hiiragi Seiichi》

Race: Human (human)

Gender: Male (Male)

Occupation: Unknown Monster (Magic Swordsman)

Age: 17 (17)

Level: 1 (2)

Magic power: 116024 (11)

Attack power: 118075 (11)

Defense: 113252 (11)

Agility: 120252 (12)

Magic Attack: 115563 (11)

Magic Defense: 116665 (11)

Luck: 109030 (10)

Charm: Dokidoki Heart Break (10)

《Equipment》 Fine quality shirt. Fine quality trousers. High-quality underwear. Fine quality pants. Clever Monkey’s Chain. Water spirit sphere dagger. Night bracelet. Black King Stone Choker. Endless Love Necklace. Fine Sword of Swirling Hatred. Fine Sword of Sword of Overflowing Benevolence.

《Unique Skill》 Instant memory. Complete memory. Instant learning. Instant recovery. Complete dismantling. Mind’s eye

《Skill》 【Attack】 Cutting legs(Kick Slach). Twin Fang Attack. Strong Claws. 【Resistance】 Paralyze resistance. Sleep resistance. Confusion tolerance. Charm resistance. Petrification resistance. Inhibition resistance. Poison resistance. Fatigue resistance. 【Movement】 Moment. 【Unique】 Advanced appraisal. Super Compounding. Tool Creation: Ultra Top Class. Enemy Search. Camouflage. Assimilation. Clairvoyance

《Magic》 Life magic. Water attribute magic: Extreme. Darkness Attribute Magic: Extreme

《Secret Arts》 Gale (Hayate). Flash. Mist

《Martial Arts》 Zeford-style Guardian Swordsmanship: Founder

《Title》 Stinky player. The man with a gorilla bride. Top overall. Without restraint on oneself. King of males

《Money Possessed》 1000000000G

“No good, I don’t know understand……!”

The breakdown of the status, was greatly far from what I can understand……!

There are too many things that its multiplied!? What’s going on!?

Besides, my race has become a normal human being!? Even though I’ve evolved so unpleasantly!?

Then, suddenly, just the part of the race was picked up, and it was displayed in front of me.

『Human』 …… How much meaning is loaded into such a word. After evolving, you turn and settled down to a human race, but don’t think that you’re just a human being.

“Deep!”

I mean, what do you mean by a human being after turning!? For me, I thought that I had exceeded the range where I could evolve physically, not just a human being!?

Even so, I didn’t think that the race of human beings would be, thought of so deeply!

Well, let’s leave the race. I didn’t say goodbye to humankind, so let’s think positively. Yup.

But well? What is that profession called “unknown monster”? Why is it that my occupation is a monster even though my race is human?

Isn’t it contradictory? Or rather, isn’t it terrible to treat me as a monster? I’m also a human being desperately living this moment, right?

And the possessed status! I’m not talking about Zeanos’! When seeing this status of mine, the monster in my profession will nod in approval, fucking idiot!

But what’s with the charm!? It’s dokidoki heart break? Eh, what? Is it like 1000% love*? Is it Uta no Prince-sama!? Just when I thought I was out of blank now……. I don’t know what it means, goddammit! (TN: Ref: Uta no Prince-sama Maji Love 1000% = https://myanimelist.net/anime/10321/Uta_no%E2%98%86Prince-sama%E2%99%AA_Maji_Love_1000)

Or rather, what is this newly added unique skill!? Before I knew it, complete dismantling has moved over there!

For the time being, let’s check the effects of the unique skills which can’t be seen, and the things that have been added.

『Instant Memory』…… A skill to remember what you see in an instant

『Complete Memory』…… A skill that will not let you forget once you learn something

『Instant Learning』…… A skill to learn things that you’ve seen or taught in an instant

『Instant Recovery』…… A skill that heal a certain amount of wounds in an instant. However, blood and physical strength cannot be recovered

『Mind’s Eye』…… A skill that allows motion vision and other things to jump up, and all kinds of attacks will appear slow in your eyes. By the way, you will be able to see various things.

“Goddammit! Isn’t this a bunch of cheats on parade!”

What the hell am I going to be!? The result of my race being human after evolving is not showing off!

With instant memory and complete memory, I can remember various things in an instant, so I won’t forget anything? This cheat, I wanted this when I was on earth……!

More than that, these skills are amazing …… It’s no longer in the human realm that an attack will look slow. It’s inhumane. Besides, I can see various things it said, what on earth will I see!? Is it a ghost!

…… Well, this is enough for the unique skills.

The skills, are now also easier to see thanks to some sort of an organization of it.

In the newly added column, there is no mention of any particular changes in magic or secret arts. Yup, the thing that I got is displayed as it is.

All right, then let’s move on to the titles.

“–––– Don’t joke with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

I screamed. I can’t do this anymore, it’s my patience limit!

Saria looks surprised at me who suddenly shouted, but it’s not the case.

In the title field, I confirm the new titles that has been added one by one.

『The man with a gorilla bride』 …… Variously amazing. If you have this title, you can get through most of your life in the future…… that’s what I think

“This is not a mental debateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

And it’s not even certain! Sure, if a gorilla was your wife, most things would feel trivial!? That’s because, it’s a serious occasion that a gorilla became your bride!

Far from having a big effect, it’s does not even have a trivial effect, it’s a shitty title!

While thinking about that, I move on to the next title.

『Top Overall』…… Top overall

“The explanation is too sloppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!”

There is a lot of things that it omitted! I don’t know its effect at all!? What is top overall!? What the hell is that!? Will it come out if I google it!? Will I catch it in the search word!? I don’t even have a computer, let alone the internet!?

『Without restraint on oneself』 …… Doesn’t have self-restraint. The limits of growth are gone

“I really don’t know any self-restraint!?”

The fact that there is no limit to growth means, that I will continue to grow infinitely!? What the hell should aim for as I’ll grow up by time!? A Demon King? Or God?

『King of males』 ….. Reproductive function will become an enormous thing. Ultra-transcendental mode. Nice right.

“At the end, is this joke!”

You can’t be serious, but!? I’m definitely excellent as a man! But where should I exhibit the effect of this title!? Is there an even opportunity for me to display it!? I want to go and ask God directly!

I’m almost done tsukkomi’ing at it, right? There is only one thing left that bothers me the most.

That is……

“What is the number in the parentheses written next to the status!?”

I don’t understand anymore!? My occupation is a magic swordsman in parentheses for some reason, and by coincidence, my other statuses are 10 or 11. What the heck is that kind of number!? Is there nothing like a description for it!?

“Hah …… hah …… hah ……”

“Are you okay? Seiichi ……”

Saria gave a caring voice towards me, who is out of breath.

Even though I was screaming so hard, she was not drawing back at all. I can only be surprised at Saria who worries about me like that.

“Hah ……. fuh. Yeah, I’m already okay.”

As I calmed myself down, I smiled at Saria.

However, Saria made her face bright red, and she turned her face away from me.

…… What’s with that reaction. What kind of state is my face in!? Is it terrible enough to make her face red, and endure her laughter? Or am I handsome enough to make her face red? Which one is it!?

I touch my face. I can’t help wondering what my face looks like.

Muu…… I want a mirror or something.

Well, that would be nice little by little. It’s not that important.

More than that, it’s from now on.

“Saria, what will you do after this?”

“Eh?”

Saria turned her blank face to me.

“I’m, thinking of getting out of this forest, but ……”

I’ve been feeling it for a long time, but it’s about time I yearned for human warmth …… Well, I’ve never interacted with people so much that I miss their warmth, but.

When I was sad by myself, Saria broadly smiled.

“I will follow Seiichi forever you know. The place where Seiichi is…… Seiichi himself is my place!”

…………

Really, this woman is too much for me. She’s a gorilla though.

“Is that so. Thank you”

It was at that time when the inside of my heart was really feeling warm.

Suddenly, a fanfare resounded in the cave where I and Saria were.

“Wha,what the!?”

“I, I don’t know!”

All of us were on high alert, and we prepared to fight at any time. Of course, Saria has already transformed into her Goria form in a naked shirt. …… I didn’t want to see that again, but it can’t be helped. Yup, it can’t be helped ……!

Both I and Saria became nervously on edge, and I tried to figure out what was going on here. At this time, a voice of a person who I did not know where it came from, was suddenly heard.

“Hm~mm, wonderful!”

“!!”

Both I and Saria, quickly turned our faces towards the voice.

“Ha!?”

“Eh!?”

When we confirmed the owner of the voice, we uttered a voice of surprise.

“Oops, this is disrespectful. It’s natural to be vigilant, if you were suddenly called out without giving your name.”

While saying that, the owner of the voice approaches us gracefully.

Neither I nor Saria, can speak out because of so much surprise.

However, that might be unavoidable.

Because ––––

“I, am the caretaker of labyrinths, my name is Edward Ryuzenstein Balhead Heibatos. It’s a long name, so please call me 『Hitsuji-san』. After that, may I know your names ……”

–––– The origin of the voice was a bipedal sheep wearing a tailcoat and a top hat.

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