Chapter 2

### Chapter 2: The Pitiful Little Sister

Although he wasn't sure what kind of species he was, Xisa was certain that he definitely wasn't part of the good guys in a knight novel. The mother who had never shown her face seemed to have left him with some incredible talent.

Ever since the horns grew on his head five years ago, he often fell into a daze and obtained memories that didn't belong to him, or even to this world—memories about 'Earth.'

Starting from the age of seven, whenever Xisa saw certain specific things, his mind would be flooded with unrelated memories. For example, when he saw a car driving by on the road, his mind would fill with things like BMW, Mercedes, Dongfeng trucks, and Lanxiang Auto Repair. When he read the word 'rat' in his Chinese textbook, his mind would bring up terms like rodents, infectious diseases, malaria, and Bear Grylls, whether they existed in this world or not.

At first, this chaotic situation terrified the young Xisa, even making it impossible for him to live a normal life. But as time passed, he gradually got used to it and even came to love the feeling. Gaining a large amount of useless knowledge in a short time was a very interesting experience, one that ordinary people couldn't understand.

These filtered memories carried no subjective emotions, like third-person videos with no personal feelings, and they didn't affect his mental state. The content of the memories was bizarre and varied, more interesting than the gossip newspapers written by goblins. For example, things like Tokyo Hot, Ichi no Michi, The Actor's Self-Improvement, 108 Dark Cooking Techniques, Bear Grylls' Survival Guide, 'nuclear bombs' that surpassed the concepts of alchemy, superpowers that looked like 'talents,' magic that seemed absurd, computers that were completely incomprehensible, and countless 'otaku' knowledge, and so on...

With the help of these unrelated memories, Xisa, who often daydreamed with his eyes open, quickly surpassed most of his classmates and became a top student, looking down on the entire school. Of course, these fragmented memories could only help him dominate elementary school; for the future, he would have to rely on his own efforts...

Regarding these 'fragmented memories,' Xisa naturally thought of the word '穿越' (穿越 means '穿越' in Chinese, which can be translated as '穿越' in English, but in this context, it means '穿越' or '穿越'). He innocently shrugged. "Sorry, people from the Heavenly Dynasty whose names have disappeared, if you have to blame someone, blame my mother for being so powerful and leaving me such a strong bloodline! Rest in peace, I'll carry on your legacy of those island poses!"

At that moment, Xisa, who was sitting at the table and devouring bread, was rolling his eyes, trying hard to recall the 'X-Men' series he had merged with yesterday. Tsk, tsk, all incredible powers, I hope my second 'talent' is just as powerful!

Looking at his adorable children, who were greedily devouring breakfast that made other children tremble, the Earl felt very pleased and indulgently fantasized: Only by eating a lot can one develop well! I hope my son is as handsome as me, and my daughter as beautiful as her mother!

Taking a sip of milk, the Earl finally spoke. He looked at his son, whose eyes were vacant and who was daydreaming again, and sighed, saying, "Xisa, you're almost thirteen. This is a crucial time. If your body shows some abnormalities, don't panic or be afraid. Relax, just like when you were seven..."

"Oh? Body abnormalities? Dad, why don't you be more specific? Are you hinting at some unspeakable secrets?" Taoleshi, who was fighting with cotton candy on the table, let out a strange cry, then lifted her head to look at her brother and squinted her eyes, grinning mischievously, "Big brother, you're almost thirteen... Oh! Could it be some unspeakable 'secrets of a teenage boy'?"

Hearing his sister's question, Xisa rolled his eyes and cursed, "Dead bat, what do you know! 'Unspeakable secrets of a teenage boy,' you're only seven, where did you learn this stuff?"

"Tsk! Do you really think I'm a kid!" Unhappily throwing a piece of cotton candy at Xisa, Taoleshi flapped her wings and jumped onto the chair, then stepped on the table and shouted, "My dear brother, don't hide your shy heart! I, Taoleshi, am the top student in first grade, and there's nothing I don't know in this world! Cough, cough, now, I'll educate you on some basic knowledge. Brother! You're thirteen, and it's normal for your body to show some abnormalities. If you wake up one day and see a pool of blood, don't panic or scream. This is called 'menarche'! It's something every boy goes through. At this moment, remember to take out the protective artifact 'Green Luo Treasure'! 'Green Luo Province Tree Elf Honorably Presents, Caring for Your Body and Mind. Green Luo Treasure, Green Luo Treasure, You'll Know Once You Use It!'"

Hearing his obedient daughter's pitiful and embarrassing advertisement, the Earl couldn't hold back and sprayed the milk in his mouth all over Xisa. On the other side, Nicole was laughing uncontrollably, completely losing her ladylike demeanor.

"Nic... o... le...!" Xisa, his face covered in milk, was furious and shouted, "Control this idiot! I don't have such a brain-dead sister! What do you mean 'every boy goes through menarche'? Dead bat, ask Father if he's ever used 'Green Luo Treasure'?"

"Tsk, do I need to ask? Of course, he has! I saw him drive to the supermarket last week and buy a big pack! Tsk, tsk, Father's blood loss is really significant!" Turning to look at the Earl, Taoleshi said with a look of admiration.

"Enough!" Nicole, her face red, pulled Taoleshi, who had already jumped onto the table, as if she were tied with invisible ropes, making her unable to move. Then, her face flushed, she floated back to her chair.

"Cough, cough, Taoleshi, be quiet. Your mother will talk to you later. Don't come crying to me if you cry." The Earl rubbed his stiff face and continued, "I didn't explain clearly earlier. I'll repeat it. Xisa is almost thirteen and will soon awaken his second talent. Don't be too surprised if your body shows some abnormalities; I'll help you overcome it. And you, Taoleshi! You just had your seventh birthday, don't you remember who cried last week about having two extra things on your back?"

"Tsk! I'm proud to be a bat, and I'm proud to have wings!" The little girl, unable to move, twisted and turned on the chair, taunting.

"Stop it, you need to be more careful recently. Your first talent is about to awaken." The Earl, rubbing his hair, said helplessly. Children at the age of seven or eight were like beings abandoned by gods and devils. The current Taoleshi seemed even more terrifying than the young Xisa.

"Oh?!" Hearing this, Taoleshi immediately stopped moving, her eyes spinning with anticipation, she asked, "I have one too?"

"Of course! Your wings are the sign. After Xisa grew his horns, he awakened his talent within half a month." The Earl said helplessly.

"Oh? I want 'blood honey' too! This miser never gives me any! I'll make my own!" The little girl cheered.

"Stop slandering people, half of what I have is already eaten by you. Don't you worry about getting fat and becoming a chubby girl?" Xisa rolled his eyes and replied.

"Miser, you didn't give me all of it, you monster who abuses your sister!" Taoleshi looked at Xisa with teary eyes, crying.

"Quiet, everyone's talents are different, so stop thinking about it." Nicole flicked Taoleshi's head and said.

"Is that so? Sigh, ..." Hearing this, the little girl's interest immediately waned, but soon she perked up again, her face full of curiosity, "Brother, I heard that when you first awakened your talent, you killed a lot of people. Is that true?"

"Enough!" Nicole's eyebrows shot up, and she stretched out her finger, sealing Taoleshi's mouth as if it were a zipper.

"Mmm... mmm... mmm..." The little girl struggled.

"It seems so, a family of five, but I don't remember the details... At that time, I was sleeping, and I don't remember what happened that night." Xisa recalled with a complex expression.

"Alright, let's not talk about this. Eat quickly." The atmosphere became slightly heavy, and the Earl got up to turn on the radio, then sat back down.

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