Chapter 23 of 100
Chapter 23
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Ah wu.
The little guy bit down on Feng Yin's finger, applying a bit of force, causing a slight pain.
Biting straight on, biting from the side, holding with both front paws and biting, tilting the head to bite, twisting the head to bite, shaking and biting…
Biting with great enjoyment.
"Right, just grew teeth, itchy, seems like I should get it a teething stick to chew on," Feng Yin pondered.
Feng Yin considered the teething stick, while the little thing continued to try various ways to bite Feng Yin's finger… biting straight on, biting from the side, biting flat, biting with a full mouth…
While biting, it made low humming sounds, trying with great enthusiasm…
The small body flexibly changed positions, left, right, straight, lying down, sideways, hugging with all four paws… in short, all kinds of displays, all kinds of attempts.
The newly grown white fur was as lustrous and soft as if it could glow, and its eyes were much more lively than before…
Before, it was just confused, lost, and attached.
Now, it was clever, lively, and beautiful.
Originally, it was just confused, now it was cute.
If before it was like a baby in swaddling clothes, knowing nothing, now it seemed to have the intelligence of a one or two-year-old child.
A single finger could keep it entertained for a long time, never tiring of it.
Stretching out a finger, the little thing hugged it with all four paws, hanging from it, swinging back and forth…
When Feng Yin put it back on the bed, he placed a red ball at the head of the bed…
Then he placed another red ball at the foot of the bed…
The little guy started to dash back and forth from the foot to the head of the bed, jumping…
Dashing forward…
Dashing back…
Dashing again…
Although it stumbled during the run, it was visibly getting better at maintaining balance with each movement…
Throughout, no matter how it ran or fell, it never fell off the bed…
It seemed that Feng Yin's previous training was very effective…
In the end, it sat cross-legged in the middle of the bed, grabbed its own tail, and started chewing…
Yi wu yi wu…
Feng Yin stood up to leave, and the little Feng Ying immediately stood up on the bed, eyes shining as it looked at Feng Yin…
Its whiskers trembled slightly…
The meaning was clear: Where are you going? Take me with you!
With its intelligence just beginning to develop, the little thing was particularly clingy…
Unable to bear to refuse the little guy, Feng Yin picked it up and put it in his pocket, like a pack of cigarettes from his previous life; yes, carrying it with him, guarding it closely…
The little thing held the pocket opening with its front paws, showing a fluffy little head, its eyes pure and curious, looking at everything it could see, eager to explore…
It was just past noon, and the courtyard had flowers and small trees. The little thing's eyes lit up at the sight of the green leaves, staring intently…
What is that… such a beautiful color… I want to play…
On the other side, Xu Lao and his brother heard the commotion and knew Feng Yin had come out, but they didn't dare to show themselves…
Feng Yin took the little thing around the courtyard, and the little thing couldn't help but make urgent sounds…
"Is it… about to go to the bathroom?"
Feng Yin quickly returned to the room to handle the little thing's hygiene issues…
Then he put the little thing on the bed and started to practice the Spirit Transformation Classic…
While he was practicing, the little thing moved over to his lap…
Only then did it slowly close its eyes and fall asleep…
Surging spiritual energy entered the room from all directions, flowing into Feng Yin's meridians, and also surrounding the little Feng Ying, entering its small body…
Feng Yin felt that in the future, he wouldn't need to carry it in his mouth… After all, it had grown, and it could absorb spiritual energy just as well in his lap…
Gradually…
The big and the small, lost in their own world…
…
On the other side, He Bi led the Green Robe team, now entering a misty mountain…
As the army entered, the first thing they did was to seal off all the entrances and exits…
Subsequently, countless martial artists were left outside the warning line, quietly waiting for the army to leave or for permission to enter…
Of course, some, confident in their skills, sneaked in…
In any world, there are always those willing to take risks, and this place was no exception…
He Bi stood on a high place, hands behind his back, waiting for the results of the exploration…
…
Wu Tiejun led the Green Robe team, slowly entering the cave, everyone being very cautious…
The cave was in an array formation, but the formation had been largely destroyed in a great battle, so it wasn't difficult to pass…
When they passed through the formation and reached the cave entrance, everyone was somewhat stunned…
The cave entrance was truly grand. Just the cave door was five zhang high…
The space inside was even larger…
"Truly a good place," Wu Tiejun said…
Wu Tiejun waved his hand and led the Green Robe team in cautiously…
Entering the cave, it was quiet, and everyone's eyes lit up at the sight of the clean, tidy, spacious, and bright interior…
Wu Tiejun timely reminded them, "Don't be complacent. This cave could easily hide thousands of troops! If someone has set a trap, it would be disastrous."
Everyone's hearts tightened, and they continued forward, trying not to let their eyes wander…
After ten zhang, they turned a corner, and they could see a huge hall…
The space was vast…
At this moment…
"Be careful!" Wu Tiejun shouted…
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh…"
The sound of countless arrows and hidden weapons breaking through the air…
Wu Tiejun was prepared, his long sword flashing, drawing a bright arc, and he shouted, "Defend! Be on guard!"
There was no need to say "enemy attack" or any such nonsense…
He gave a direct order…
Everyone, experienced in battle, immediately took action…
Clang clang clang…
The countless arrows fell to the ground, forming a circle around the group…
No one was seriously injured…
One member of the Rainbow Green Robe team was unfortunately shot in the thigh, gritting his teeth, cutting the arrow, and pulling it out from both sides, tightly bandaging his leg with a white cloth, without a sound…
Others were also hit by arrows, but their protection was excellent, with padding on their chests and backs. The arrows only left holes in their clothes…
"Stop, do not advance further," Wu Tiejun ordered…
The cave was silent, and the enemy seemed indifferent to Wu Tiejun's reaction…
"Who is it?"
Wu Tiejun narrowed his eyes, his gaze sweeping…
No one responded…
Wu Tiejun turned and said, "Time to provoke them, Fei Xin Yu, it's your turn."
Everyone laughed…
Even the injured one couldn't help but laugh…
Fei Xin Yu's spirit was lifted, and he stepped forward, shouting loudly, "Where are you? Why don't you come out!? Are you the sons I accidentally shot into the wall years ago? Why, after being reborn in someone else's womb, are you defying your father? Do you hate me so much?"
"How can you do such a heartless thing and not dare to face your father?"
The Green Robe team members were all contorted with laughter…
In the Tian Nan Dao, the two most peculiar figures in the Great Qin Rainbow and Heavenly Robe were Wu Tiejun, known for his stern and unapproachable nature…
And the other was Fei Xin Yu, whose experience was similar to Wu Tiejun's. Both were demoted…
Wu Tiejun was demoted due to his overly rigid personality, offending too many people…
Fei Xin Yu was demoted because of his extremely toxic tongue. A noble-born general's son, he was demoted to a lowly soldier…
His mouth was so foul that he could curse someone's entire family…
This was a fatal flaw in his career…
His catchphrase was extremely annoying. It was said that during a report to his superior, in the heat of the moment, he inadvertently slipped in, "Your grandmother, now it's calm, but at the time, I…"…
His superior, who had been looking at him askance, could no longer bear it, and beat him to a pulp, demoting him…
Even his father, a general, couldn't help…
"You don't educate your own children, I'll do it for you!" the superior said, defying the pressure from the general's household, and demoted the foul-mouthed young man to Yuezhou…
"Your mouth is so foul, go curse the enemy! Your grandmother, maybe you can achieve something!"…
…
After He Bi arrived in Tian Nan Dao, to deal with Wu Tiejun, he transferred Fei Xin Yu to be his deputy, hoping to use one poison to counter another, making the two fight…
But unexpectedly, the two cooperated seamlessly…
Fei Xin Yu tried to provoke Wu Tiejun, but Wu Tiejun ignored him. However, when it came to facing the enemy, he sent Fei Xin Yu to provoke them…
This strategy was incredibly effective! Even the enemy couldn't withstand Fei Xin Yu's continuous stream of foul curses…
Fei Xin Yu's most glorious achievement was during the arrest of a corrupt official. He couldn't find the official, so he cursed for two hours…
When they finally broke into the secret room, they found the official had been cursed to death…
Cursed to death…
After this incident, Fei Xin Yu's reputation for his foul mouth was renowned…
He Bi's evaluation of Fei Xin Yu was: "You truly live up to your name, putting great effort into offending people with your words."
Facing the enemy, Fei Xin Yu's foul mouth was truly inspiring…
At this moment, a string of incomprehensible curses made even the injured Green Robe member laugh…
No one could remain calm after hearing Fei Xin Yu…
This was the greatest skill of Fei Xin Yu…
"Fei Xin Yu, how long have you been marinating your foul mouth in a latrine? It's so flavorful," a voice replied…
Indeed, under Fei Xin Yu's foul mouth, there was a response…
But no one appeared…
Another wave of dense hidden weapons and arrows…
This wave of arrows targeted Fei Xin Yu more than anyone else! It was clear how well Fei Xin Yu, the deputy, had earned the enmity…
After the rain of arrows, figures flew from all directions, cold blades and icy sword qi…
"Kill these actors!"
"Get rid of this foul-mouthed dog!"
Someone shouted angrily…
The Green Robe team was often called "actors" by their counterparts and enemies from other countries…
As for the "foul-mouthed dog," that was of course Fei Xin Yu…
Fei Xin Yu laughed thunderously, charging forward like a bull: "Ha ha ha, what? Will you write my name on a plaque and bow to it every year? Son, I'm ashamed that I didn't educate you well when you were a child, but you were just a blob of liquid then, impossible to educate. Today, I'll teach you how to be a person!"
"The first lesson: raising a weapon against the father who created you is wrong! Son, you are my ten drops of blood!"
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