Volume 1 Chapter 5

“Yuuri-san look at this!! Here!!”

The young man who introduced himself as “Arthur” pointed to a “disreputable store” on the street in the middle of the day and shouted with a shocked expression.

“Cheap!! It’s really cheap!! What should we do!? Do you want to go!? I understand, I will treat you!! Thank you very mu–.”

The elbow iron went into Arthur-kun’s side, and she looked down at him as he began to roll on the ground in silence due to the extreme pain, and Verna, the offender, clicked her tongue as if she could not hide her deepest disgust.

“Why the hell are you here? No one said anything about letting you into the party? In the first place, my Yuuri would never go to this shithole in the first place.”

Yup Yup, I don’t go, I don’t go. The reason is that I’m gonna vomit. It doesn’t matter if it’s inappropriate or not, if you throw up in a restaurant, you’ll be banned (experienced).

“It is Yuuri-san who decides it.

Yeah, everyone!?”

“What do you mean, “everyone”? Who are you calling out to?”

“Noisy, this person… Why is he following us… when I can go on an adventure with Yuuri-sama… He’s in the way…”

“I can hear you!! Yuuri’s mistress No. 1 there!!”

“…I’m going to seriously slash and dice you, okay?”

It’s nice, isn’t it, Arthur. He’s talking to everyone like a normal person. I wish I could learn a girl from him. I’m honestly jealous. He seems to have great community skills. He has been with a lot of girls in his life, and I guess his current girlfriend is insanely beautiful. Maybe he can teach me some pick-up techniques or something.

“Look at senpai‘s face! He’s staring at you and looks like he’s about to kill you!!”

“No, this face is an ‘I love you’ sign. I’m sure of it. Yuuri-san, let’s unite with me.”

“Yuuri-sama. As long as you give me permission, I will slay this outlaw? What would you like to do?”

No, no, no, no, wait, wait. Isn’t this whole thing centered around me? They’re all focused on me. I feel like I’m going to throw up, but this is what being a leader is all about. To be honest, I wasn’t sure I could handle it, but the fact that everyone was talking about me meant that I was in a good leadership position.

Yup, that was good. I’m the best leader now.

“Senpai really don’t talk much.”

“Verna, you don’t understand. That’s the good part. Because senpai doesn’t waste his time talking, he can always show his best ability. Perhaps, he has reached a state of selflessness.

Yuuri-sama is unlike us, he doesn’t think about trivial things.”

Fior has big breasts. How many centimeters are hers?

“No, Yuuri-san, he is looking at your boobs with –“

“…I accept you “

“Eh!? Really!? Yatta!!“

Dangerous!! I am barely safe!! Fine play for cherishing your right to join!! As expected from me!! I’ll be sure to glance at it at high-speed next time!!

“Senpai, are you serious!? What is the deciding factor!?”

“…I can’t leave him alone”

I whispered.

“…This guy is dangerous”

He’s really dangerous!! If I leave this man alone, it’s my reputation at stake!! I’m seriously in trouble if he doesn’t stay by my side until his memory disappears so he doesn’t have to tell anyone that I have been staring at her chest!!

“Senpai. What do you mean by that?”

Verna asks me, with a somewhat uncomfortable expression on her face.

“Yuuri-sama”

She pulled out her long sword with a god-speed iai – and while the people of the city screamed in astonishment, Fior thrust the tip of the blade at Arthur-kun’s neck.

“Is he our “enemy”?”

Eh, What is this, another one of Leia-san’s “example settings”? Wasn’t it the case that we formed a party in order to defeat the great evil of this world? I wonder if Arthur has taken on the role of the “enemy”? Is it really necessary to act so earnestly just because you want me to improve my communication disorder?

However, they’re doing it for me, and I should probably help them out… Anyway, let’s say something like that.

“…He is the mastermind”

I point to Arthur-kun.

“…The enemy leader is this guy.”

What? I’m a leader too, so we’re in this together — Without a moment’s hesitation, Fior slashed him down.