Chapter 26

Hehe, I played a bit of a prank in this chapter, hope you don't mind!

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After Caesar from the East left, Ye Huang immediately took a taxi back to the villa, took a shower, and went to bed early. He was exhausted from the whole day's activities, but at least the final result was good.

Without mentioning the unfortunate events after he came out of the station, just the fact that he had lured the alluring beauty Qin Yue into the villa was enough to keep Ye Huang excited all night.

Since Qin Yue was bringing a beautiful woman into the villa, Ye Huang got up early in the morning and started cleaning the house, embodying the spirit of a house husband.

He thought, "Since she's paying to stay, I, as the landlord, should provide 100% service. I don't need to worry about her clothes, food, or travel, and I'm not very good at cooking, so I can only make sure the house is clean."

The rent was already very low, and Qin Yue looked like a penny-pincher. If she saw the house wasn't clean and started haggling, he might end up losing money.

Although Ye Huang was used to keeping his place clean while abroad and often cleaned, this time he had to clean a three-story duplex villa all by himself, which almost exhausted him.

After mopping the last piece of the floor, Ye Huang lay on the ground, panting heavily, and thought to himself, "This is not a job for a human. If I have to clean the house every few days, I won't be able to survive. In the future, I must assign the cleaning to each resident, or I'll end up like a serf."

Thinking about a group of beauties leaving their footprints on the floor like a landlady, while he had to clean up like a serf, Ye Huang became even more determined. Even if he had to reduce the rent, he couldn't sell himself!

After cleaning, it was already past noon, and the originally overcast sky started to rain. Ye Huang washed up, changed into a fresh set of clothes, and went out with an umbrella.

Since the villa had been unoccupied for a long time, there was nothing to eat except for a few packets of instant noodles that were about to expire. So he decided to go to the supermarket to stock up.

After leaving, Ye Huang took out his phone and searched on Google Maps. He found that a Walmart had recently opened across from a nearby slum. He walked through the slum to get there.

When he arrived at the Walmart, he found out that the store had been shut down for 15 days for selling ordinary pork as organic pork and for altering the production dates of products. It had just reopened with a big sale.

The Walmart was already packed with people. Ye Huang initially planned to leave and find another store, but after checking the map, he found that the nearest supermarket was 15 minutes away. So he decided to push a cart through the crowd and enter the supermarket.

Surprisingly, there were even more people inside the supermarket than outside, all trying to take advantage of the sale by buying as much as they could.

Ye Huang experienced the feeling of being squeezed on a bus for the first time in a supermarket. After pushing the cart for about 15 minutes, he finally made his way to the daily necessities and food sections.

Due to the previous issues with altering production dates and selling ordinary pork as organic, the food section wasn't as crowded. Ye Huang wandered around for a while and filled his cart to the brim.

For Ye Huang, there was no concern about food safety. Chinese people had survived eating melamine and Sudan red, so a bit of expired food wasn't a big deal. Besides, Walmart wouldn't dare to sell expired products again, or they would be out of business.

After wandering around Walmart for two hours, Ye Huang bought everything from firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, and tea. The Walmart staff, seeing his massive shopping spree, offered to deliver the items to his house. Ye Huang, of course, didn't refuse. He told the staff to call him when he got home, and then he rushed into the women's products section.

Ten minutes later, when Ye Huang pushed a cart full of women's products to the checkout, the people around him gave him strange looks. The cart was filled with nothing but lace underwear, bras, and An尔乐 (Anelle) sanitary napkins, which left everyone speechless. They thought, "This guy is really something, buying his wife's stuff in bulk."

The female cashier, however, had a different reaction. She looked at the items in the cart with great surprise.

Not only was she amazed that this handsome young man had the courage to buy so many women's products, but she was even more surprised that the sizes of the underwear and bras were not all the same. Blushing, she bit her lip and asked, "Sir, are you sure you didn't pick up the wrong items?"

"No! These are exactly what I want. I never make mistakes when I shop!" Despite the many people staring at him, Ye Huang, who usually had a thick skin, felt a bit uncomfortable but still held his ground, determined to be an excellent landlord.

"You misunderstood. I'm not saying you bought the wrong items, but the sizes you bought are different. Your wife should only wear one size, right?" The cashier's face was as red as a monkey's bottom, and she spoke with some embarrassment, but she was surprised by Ye Huang's calmness.

"That's correct. I'm not buying for one person; I'm buying for nine people!" This statement stunned everyone around the checkout.

"Damn! This guy is really something. Others might have a mistress, but this guy has nine!" A young man shopping with his girlfriend was completely in awe of Ye Huang's boldness. "This is what a real man is like."

"Badass!" A middle-aged man shopping with his mistress finally blurted out after holding it in for a while. He always kept his mistress a secret, fearing his wife would find out, but this guy was doing a group purchase.

"All 35 and above, big boobs!" A guy who knew a thing or two about bras glanced at the sizes in Ye Huang's cart and commented.

"Cough, cough, Miss, do you have any more questions?" Seeing that the cashier was stunned by his statement, Ye Huang cleared his throat to remind her.

"Uh... no, sorry, sir, I've kept you waiting." She quickly calculated the total, blushing, and muttered, "Why don't I have such good breasts..."

"Hehe, no problem. If you're interested, you can leave your phone number, and I'll have my wife share her breast enhancement secrets with you."

"Ah... no... no need!" Ye Huang's words made the cashier even more embarrassed. She hadn't expected him to hear her whisper. Blushing, she quickly finished the transaction and sent Ye Huang away like a deity.