Chapter 39

"Both of you girls, when I don't talk, you complain that I'm not talkative, and when I do talk, you give me this look? Am I supposed to be right or wrong here?"

Seeing Xiao Lin and Luo Yumo, the two pretty girls, blushing and standing to the side with a look of disdain, Ye Huang felt a bit depressed and shrugged his shoulders, then said to the two girls.

"Hmph! You dirty rogue, I knew your expression wouldn't be good. How can you say such things? Aren't you ashamed?"

Xiao Lin, who spat at Ye Huang, wrinkled her nose and said.

"Exactly! Big Brother Ye, we are girls, and you can say such things? It's so embarrassing."

Luo Yumo, grabbing Xiao Lin's sleeve and sticking out her tongue, said.

"I'm being straightforward, okay? I say what I think. You calling me a rogue, you girls are the ones who are right."

Rolling his eyes, Ye Huang ignored the two girls.

After a while, the three of them hailed a taxi and headed for Yucheng University.

"Hey! You scoundrel, those two tenants aren't students at Yucheng University, are they? I didn't know you had a lolicon plan?"

"Madam, you never stop, do you? Look at my age, do you think I still have the passion for a lolicon plan? If I were to do a lolicon plan, I'd start with you two first. Girls like you, with big chests and perky butts, are hard to find these days."

As he spoke, Ye Huang turned around and scanned Xiao Lin and Luo Yumo, his eyes filled with lust.

As if they knew this guy's nature, the two girls surprisingly didn't feel uncomfortable, but Xiao Lin muttered.

"If I were to be raised, I'd be a queen. Could you handle it?"

One sentence left Ye Huang and Luo Yumo stunned, and even the taxi driver's eyes nearly popped out.

"Damn! I didn't know this girl was so wild. I must have made a mistake in my assessment!" Ye Huang stared at Xiao Lin, feeling a bit depressed.

"Sister Lin, you're so domineering. I didn't expect you to want to be a queen. How about I be a princess?"

Luo Yumo, in a coquettish voice, shook Xiao Lin's arm and said.

"Sure, in the future, I'll be the queen, and Yumo will be the princess. I'll see if any pervert dares to bully us!"

"What are you talking about? Yumo, I finally understand why those bosses want to seduce you. Just your tone of voice, and you'd be in danger with me too."

Ye Huang, seeing the two girls team up against him, rolled his eyes and warned Luo Yumo. This girl was already twenty-one or twenty-two, but she spoke like a lolicon.

Her voice made Ye Huang feel all tingly, and he might really do something. Of course, Ye Huang would be more than happy.

"Hehe, I'm not afraid. With Sister Lin, the queen, I feel very safe."

Luo Yumo, squinting her eyes, smiled sweetly, her big, long-lashed eyes making Ye Huang's heart flutter.

"Damn, it turns out Yumo is also a fox spirit. How did I not notice before?"

Ye Huang muttered to himself, then turned around, not daring to argue with the two girls anymore. He realized that his one mouth could never win against their two.

However, when Ye Huang turned around, he glanced at the taxi driver and laughed. The driver's eyes were almost glued to the rearview mirror.

"Bro, I know you want to look at the beauties, but considering we're both young and I'm paying, can you focus on driving? I'm afraid we'll crash into a power pole before we reach our destination."

"I'm the only child in my family, and I don't want to die so easily. If you really want pictures of the two girls, I'll send you some later, okay?"

Patting the taxi driver, Ye Huang said with a tragic expression.

The driver, who didn't expect his behavior to be exposed, blushed like a monkey's bottom and didn't dare to respond, focusing on driving.

The girls in the back seat, Xiao Lin and Luo Yumo, hadn't noticed the driver's gaze until Ye Huang mentioned it. They burst out laughing.

This was bad. The driver, glancing at the girls, saw their deep cleavages and almost lost control of the steering wheel, causing the car to veer towards the roadside.

Fortunately, Ye Huang quickly turned the steering wheel and saved the situation. Xiao Lin, who was scared stiff, quickly signaled the driver to stop.

After the three of them got out of the car, the two girls, who were still shaken, supported each other for a while before standing up. Ye Huang, feeling a bit embarrassed, took out a hundred-yuan note and handed it to the driver, who was already red-faced.

"Bro, I have something to say: other drivers drive for money, but you drive for your life."

"Bro, I didn't mean to. The girls you brought are more seductive than fox spirits. I just glanced at them and almost lost control. I suggest you buy a car in the future and avoid taxis and buses."

"Why?"

"Taxi drivers take risks with you, but bus drivers take risks with a whole bus of people."

The driver, who had never been so embarrassed, said with tears in his eyes.

However, the driver was also quite bold. He took the money without hesitation and was about to give change when Ye Huang grabbed his hand.

"Bro, thanks for the warning. Keep the change. I'll find a plastic surgery hospital to make them uglier."

After a few more words with the driver, Ye Huang let him go and turned to the two girls.

"Unbelievable! You two are unbelievable. Luring me is one thing, but you almost caused a car accident with that driver!"

"Whose fault is it if there's a car accident?"

"Who can't resist temptation? Besides, we were just laughing. Is it that serious?"

Glancing at the driver, Xiao Lin said with a dismissive tone.

"Exactly, it's all the driver's fault. Why was he looking at us instead of driving?"

"Hmph... You two are really in sync. If you hadn't been laughing so wildly, the driver wouldn't have been distracted like that."

"Let me tell you, the driver said he had never seen such big and white buns in his life. You showed him four, and his blood pressure must have skyrocketed."

As Ye Huang joked, he thought to himself.

"Damn, I almost lost my life today because of you two fox spirits. I have to get some verbal satisfaction from you."

Hearing this, the two girls blushed. Thinking about how they had exposed themselves in the back seat, they felt a bit embarrassed, but Xiao Lin, who never backed down, didn't want to be outdone by Ye Huang.

"Hmph! You scoundrel, is it all our fault? If you hadn't joked with the driver, would we have laughed? If we hadn't laughed, would there have been a problem? It's all your fault."

"Relax... If you weren't so beautiful, would the driver have looked at you? If he hadn't looked at you, would I have told jokes? Besides, I was trying to remind him to focus on driving."

"No way! I'll look up plastic surgery hospitals when I get back."

"What do you mean? Do you think you're too ugly and want to look better?"

"Wrong! I think you two are too beautiful. I'll have you made uglier so we can take taxis and buses in the future."

"Then buy a car and drive it yourself!"

"No money! Besides, do you really think I have more self-control than them? I might end up having a car crash."

"Who would car crash with you? You're full of nonsense. I don't know which of your words are true!" Xiao Lin pouted.

"Want to hear the truth? Because of you, I paid ninety more yuan. Give it back, that's the truth!" Saying this, Ye Huang reached out for the money.

"Forget it!" Xiao Lin, seeing him reach out, immediately pulled Luo Yumo and ran away.

"Hey! I don't want the money back. Just pay the rent first..."

"Scoundrel! Who ever heard of Somali pirates paying rent? Since you let Yumo live for free, I'll also live for free. At most, I'll give you a smile every day..."

In the distance, Xiao Lin, pulling Luo Yumo, turned around and smiled at Ye Huang.

"Selling smiles..." For some reason, when Xiao Lin said this, Ye Huang's mind filled with an evil image of Xiao Lin, the beauty, wearing a red belly band and posing seductively in front of him.

"Damn, can't a man live? If Xiao Lin did this, I'd be willing to live a few years less."

"Xiao Lin, wait! Let's make a deal. I'll provide the house, and you'll sell smiles..."

Saying this, Ye Huang chased after the two girls, his face filled with a lecherous and wicked smile.