Chapter 9

Jiangnan didn't feel that he was suffering much!

He had hands and feet, and he wasn't incapable of supporting himself!

There were many people in this world who were worse off than him!

Why should he complain about his fate and feel so bitter all the time?

Wasn't he just making things hard for himself?

But these two girls automatically filled in the blanks in their minds.

Jiangnan, drenched in sweat, was using his thin and small body to serve dishes, grill skewers, and support the entire family.

Just a moment ago, he was even breaking bricks with his head at a street stall...

You look so cool and handsome when you work hard for a living!

Xia Yao looked at him with pity, "Eat more, look at how thin you are?"

Zhong Yinxue's eyes were red with self-reproach, "Why didn't I find you earlier..."

Jiangnan: "..."

Hey, hey, hey!

What are you two imagining in your heads?

I'm really not that tired, okay?

It's just grilling cold noodles!

I sold hundreds of servings at the university entrance in one night!

I made more money than working in an office!

If it weren't for the ban, I would probably still be selling grilled cold noodles...

Xia Yao handed over a bank card, "This is 100,000 yuan..."

Zhong Yinxue was rummaging in her bag, "I have 50,000..."

Jiangnan said seriously, "I mean, though I look sunny and handsome, with a charming and elegant demeanor!"

"But I'm not that kind of person!"

"You two... are you trying to keep me as a kept man?"

[Anger Value from Xia Yao +999!]

[Anger Value from Zhong Yinxue +666!]

Xia Yao gritted her teeth in anger, "I'll keep you, you big fool! I don't even like you, you baldy!"

Zhong Yinxue scolded, "Xiao Nan! You're being naughty again."

Jiangnan缩了缩脖子，哈哈一笑带过。

这一顿吃得非常开心。

临结束时，夏瑶朝江南省伸出手。

“干嘛？”

“手机给我！”

夏瑶看着江南省递过来的国产神机，屏幕都碎成渣了，还在用！着实吃了一惊！

“这什么破玩意儿，回头我给你换个！”

江南省沉吟两秒，似乎做出了一个认真的决定！

“夏瑶姐，你的大白腿上还缺挂件不？我不想努力了……”

[来自夏瑶的怨气值 +333！]

“挂个屁！来笑一个，拍个照！”

三人凑在一起，钟映雪和夏瑶把江南省夹在中间！

夏瑶一把搂住江南省的脖子，把他的脸都挤变形了。

“来小雪！再近点，对再近点！”

“咔嚓！”

照片上，夏瑶嘴里叼着串，搂着江南省，江南省变形的脸上笑得灿烂，钟映雪半趴在江南省的肩膀上，比了个最流行的手势。

无敌反向剪刀手！

“哈哈，要不是你的光头太亮反光，就完美了！”

江南省：“……”

钟映雪笑道：“回头发给我，我要做屏保！”

“好嘞！”

柜台前，江南省抢着结账。

“都说了我请！你们俩帮我卖货，不能白干吧？”

夏瑶和钟映雪实在抢不过。

“老板，多少钱？”

“三百四十一，一块就抹了吧！”

“得嘞！”

江南省扫码刚要付款。

“对不起，您的余额不足！”

哎我去？啥情况？咋能不足？农夫三拳还买10001呢？再说刚刚那些货可是都卖出去了。

连忙打开微信钱包。

这一瞅傻眼了。

余额：69元！

卧槽？

我钱呢？

老子的血汗钱呢？

卖的货每一笔江南省都记在脑袋里，应该是12469才对啊。

咋少了一百倍？

你这个小数点很不懂事啊！

你特么点错地方了吧？

乖！回家吧，往后捎两位！别吓哥！

哥错了还不行么！

江南省揉了揉眼睛又看了一遍，真就剩一百多了！

老板一脸狐疑，啥情况？

带俩大美女吃饭，没钱？

“你……你不会是没钱给吧？”

江南省：“不能够！你等我一会儿！”

系统！老子钱呢！

辛辛苦苦劈砖挣来的血汗钱呢？

[恭喜摊主！成功缴纳摊位费！]

[地摊布笼罩范围内，摊主开启无敌模式！]

[缴纳的摊位费自动转存为技能点，比例100：1！]

[恭喜宿主，开启技能学习板块！]

恭喜？我特么恭喜你妹啊！

我要那技能点有个屁用？

能泡小姐姐还是能买手抓饼啊！

摊位费究竟费什么鬼！

[凡是在地摊布上完成的交易，需缴纳摊位费，缴纳分成99:01！]

[摊位费会自动转化为技能点，以供摊主学习技能！]

我去你大爷的大傻比系统！

江南省听过五五分，听过九一分。

这尼玛99:01？

这特么分成还带点小数点的？

你认真的？还特么点两位！

自己劈砖卖货，命都豁出去了，挣钱容易么我！

那可都是血汗钱啊！

袜子裤衩都是老子自己真金白银进的货。

结果系统抽成99！

就特么给我01？

江南省顿时炸了！

这点钱对于江南省来说是钱么？

切！根本不是钱！

那他娘是命啊！是命啊！

[检测到摊主侮辱本系统！扣钱！]

结果江南省眼睁睁地看着自己的余额从69变成了69……

啊！

啊！

啊！

这大傻……无敌英俊帅气的系统这是要老子命啊！

被抓住了命门的江南省僵在了原地，可怜兮兮地望向站在门口的钟映雪！

老板翻了个白眼：“小哥儿，这你不至于吧！”

“抢着结账，结果还来个余额不足？”

老板的眼神就像是一只穿云箭！

扎铁了，老心！

钟映雪笑着走过来把账结了，拍了拍江南省的肩膀。

今天江南省知道了尴尬的味道。

别问！

问就是支付密码忘了！指纹没了！

微信没绑卡！手机没电！

夏瑶：“咋了？怎么这么慢？”

钟映雪笑道：“没事！江南省手机卡……”

这姐姐简直太好了啊！还知道给江南省留面子。

只见江南省一脸恍惚。

他都不知道怎么回的小巷子门口。

看着奔驰大G飞驰而去，钟映雪还不忘跟自己招手。

怎么说走就走了？

要不要这么耿直的啊？

那五万……十万啥的……

不送了啊？

喂！我还有话要说啊！

映雪姐！夏瑶姐！我不矫情了啊！

包养就包养吧！

我就是那种人啊！

你快回来……别让我眼泪掉下来！

兜里只剩69的江南省感觉整个世界都灰暗了。

走着走着路过房东家烧烤摊的时候，传来的喧闹声，叫骂声让江南省一阵皱眉。

一眼望去，他的眼中泛起一道凶光！