Chapter 1

Under a glaring ray of sunlight, Xu Que squinted his eyes and woke up.

His face felt a bit itchy, and it seemed he was surrounded by a patch of grass.

"Didn't I die in a car accident? How am I alive again?"

He was surprised, but before he could figure out how he had survived, the scene before him made him widen his eyes in excitement.

Then he was utterly bewildered!

He saw a girl dressed in ancient attire, who looked like a fairy, slowly lifting her ancient skirt to the spot where he was lying in the grass, and then she was about to squat down...

Oh no!

Could this girl be planning to...

No way! It can't be!

How could such a beautiful girl relieve herself anywhere? And I, being such an upright person, wouldn't peek either...

Xu Que's eyes widened.

He watched helplessly as the beautiful girl completely removed her skirt in front of him, and then slowly took off her undergarment, revealing a tender, white expanse, accompanied by a unique feminine scent.

This instantly made Xu Que lose his composure.

Seeing the girl about to relieve herself right above his head, Xu Que quickly struggled out of the dense grass and shouted:

"Miss, what are you doing? You can't just relieve yourself anywhere!"

The scene froze.

The woman, who was half-squatting on the ground, also froze, and then...

"Ahh..."

She let out a scream, panicked, and quickly put her skirt back on. In a flash, she leaped into the air, riding a sharp sword.

Damn, what is this? Sword riding?

So, she really is a fairy?

Xu Que was instantly startled, and at the same time, a large segment of unfamiliar yet familiar memories surged into his mind, as if he had experienced them from birth.

I've been transported! I've been transported!

Reading the memories that didn't belong to him, Xu Que sorted everything out.

This place turned out to be a cultivation world, where people could practice various techniques to become immortals, just like the little fairy who had just flown away in anger.

And the owner of this body was the current prince consort, but this prince consort was a complete unlucky star.

He was originally a poor orphan but possessed a unique spiritual root that appeared once in a thousand years.

In his youth, he was chosen by the emperor to be the prince consort and was provided with countless heavenly treasures for cultivation. In just six years, he condensed his core and entered the Golden Core stage.

On the day he entered the Golden Core stage, he truly consummated his marriage with the princess, and for seven days and nights, they spent their time in bed. However, the princess, who was stunningly beautiful and seductive, drained all his cultivation and even took away his spiritual root.

The genius prince consort, who had just gotten married, became a cripple and lost all his value. He was quietly sent out of the palace at night and was killed by the emperor's men on the way to the border, and his body was discarded here.

"Alas, what a pity!"

After sorting out these memories, Xu Que's face was full of regret. He shook his head and sighed, frustrated: "Damn! Why didn't I get transported earlier, during the happy times when I was having wild sex with the beautiful princess?"

Thinking about the princess's seductive charm, her impressive figure, and her alluring breaths during their wedding night, Xu Que felt even more regretful, thinking he had arrived too late!

"Bold pervert, how dare you spy on me while I'm relieving myself? Prepare to die!"

At this moment, a sharp voice suddenly came, and it was the fairy who had returned.

Her face was flushed with shame and anger, and her eyes were filled with boundless killing intent. She was riding a sharp sword, flying toward Xu Que.

"Damn, Fairy, this is a misunderstanding! You were the one who squatted right where I was lying, and... even if you want to kill me to vent your anger, could you at least pull up your pants first? Your current state makes me lose all motivation to run!"

Xu Que shouted and ran.

The woman's face changed, and she blushed as she pulled up her undergarment, spat, and shouted, "Pervert, you're asking for death." The speed of her flying sword suddenly increased, and she rushed toward Xu Que.

While running, Xu Que frantically thought of ways to escape.

Suddenly, a light flashed in his mind.

He immediately stopped, reached into his chest, and pulled out a familiar token, turning to shout at the woman: "Bold demoness, I am the current prince consort of Huoyuan Kingdom. How dare you show me disrespect? Be careful, or I'll exterminate your entire clan!"

At this moment, a series of system prompts echoed in Xu Que's mind.

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has activated the B.S. System. This system will protect you and help you B.S. and soar!"

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has successfully B.S. Reward: 1 B.S. point. Do you want to enter the store to exchange?"

"System detects that host 'Xu Que' is weak and cannot survive in this world. Special reward: a beginner's package. Do you want to check the package?"

As the prompts sounded, a light screen appeared before his eyes, displaying several pieces of information.

"Host: Xu Que

Realm: Mortal (weak as a chicken)

Experience: 0/100

B.S. Points: 1

Techniques: None

Occupation: None

Status: Prince Consort of Huoyuan Kingdom in Donghuang Continent

..."

"Phew... Hahaha..."

Xu Que first drew a breath, then couldn't help but burst into laughter.

What a B.S. System, it sounds like it's tailor-made for me, a heaven-defying system to help me B.S. to the extreme! This is going to be fun.

"Pervert, you're about to die, what's so funny?"

Suddenly, a sharp voice pulled Xu Que out of his joy.

The woman was already standing a dozen meters in front of him, holding a flying sword and pointing it at him. Her large, watery eyes were filled with suspicion and vigilance.

Xu Que narrowed his eyes, thought for a moment, and then sneered: "I am the prince consort of Huoyuan Kingdom! I can look at the noble princess whenever I want. You're just somewhat attractive, and it's your honor that I, the prince consort, am willing to look at you! Don't think you can threaten me with a flying sword. I am a once-in-a-century cultivation genius. Do you think I'm afraid of a little girl like you? Come on... do you want to fight me? Try taking a step closer!"

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has successfully B.S. Reward: 1 B.S. point."

Sure enough, the system prompt that only he could hear sounded again, and he couldn't help but laugh again.

It turns out that this B.S. System is exactly as its name suggests. As long as you B.S., you get B.S. points, which can be used to level up and receive various rewards from the system...

"Right, there's also a package." Xu Que's eyes suddenly lit up, and he mentally shouted: "Check the package."

Immediately, the light screen before his eyes changed, showing a square gift box. The box opened, and several beams of light flashed and disappeared.

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has obtained a beginner's experience pill. Taking it will grant 10,000 experience points."

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has obtained two beginner's divine travel talismans. Using them will instantly teleport you to any place within a five-kilometer radius."

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has obtained the beginner's version of 'The Ancient Five Elements Technique' (Note: the beginner's version can only be cultivated up to the Foundation Establishment stage. The advanced version can be exchanged in the store)."

"System detects that host 'Xu Que' has incomplete spiritual roots. The system will complete all your spiritual roots."

Immediately, Xu Que felt a current of energy surge through his body, making his scalp tingle.

But soon, a sense of comfort followed, as if all his pores were opening, greedily absorbing the surrounding spiritual energy.

Boom!

Soon, he felt his body undergo a tremendous change, becoming more in tune with nature, as if he could merge with and control everything.

But he was very clear that this feeling was familiar. When his Heavenly Fire spiritual root hadn't been drained by the princess, he had felt such a close connection to fire. Now, the system not only repaired his Heavenly Fire spiritual root but also completed the other attributes.

Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, Earth—five spiritual roots, all of the highest "Heaven" grade.

What the hell, this is going to be heaven-defying!

Thinking of this, Xu Que couldn't help but raise his arms and shout: "With the system in hand, the world is mine. What kind of crap Huoyuan Kingdom princess and emperor, when I, Xu Que, return after leveling up, I'll crush you all under my feet."

"Bold pervert, since you claim to be the prince consort of Huoyuan Kingdom, how dare you speak such treasonous words?" The woman was a bit stunned. Was the prince consort out of his mind? How could he say such things?

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has successfully B.S. Reward: 1 B.S. point."

Xu Que finally came to his senses, his lips twitching. Damn, so focused on B.S. and looking forward to the future, I almost forgot the current trouble. I need to find a way to escape.

"Right, the experience pill!"

He suddenly remembered the beginner's experience pill in the starter package.

Without hesitation, he quickly used his mind to operate the system interface, opening a bag where the three items were clearly visible.

"Use, use." Xu Que focused on two of the items and shouted in his mind.

A series of system prompts immediately echoed in his mind:

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has successfully cultivated 'The Ancient Five Elements Technique'."

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has taken the beginner's experience pill and gained 10,000 experience points."

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has leveled up. Current realm: First Stage of Qi Condensation."

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has leveled up. Current realm: Second Stage of Qi Condensation."

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has leveled up. Current realm: Third Stage of Qi Condensation."

...

"Congratulations, host 'Xu Que' has leveled up. Current realm: Tenth Stage of Qi Condensation."

In a short moment, Xu Que, who was originally a weak mortal, became a cultivator, directly reaching the Tenth Stage of Qi Condensation, just one step away from the Foundation Establishment stage.

And his current strength was far greater than that of a normal Tenth Stage of Qi Condensation cultivator.

The reason was that he had five Heavenly spiritual roots, which was equivalent to having five times the strength of an ordinary person.

Even with the interplay of the five different types of spiritual energy, the power he could unleash was far more than just five times.

"This time, there's no question. If I'm not invincible, who is?"

Xu Que couldn't help but feel excited.

But at this moment, the woman opposite him waved a beam of light, slicing through the sky. The sharp blade flashed like a venomous snake, rushing toward him.

"Damn, Fairy, I just asked you to come closer so I could take a good look at you. Why did you attack me? This is an ambush! This is a sneak attack!"

Seeing the flying sword coming, Xu Que was startled and immediately started cursing.

But while cursing, his movements were not slow. He slid backward, and a thread of Water spiritual energy condensed at his fingertips, lightly tapping the incoming blade.

"Clang!"

A crisp sound echoed, and the sword was deflected.

"How... how is this possible?"

The woman was stunned. In the sect, only those with deep cultivation, such as the senior uncles and aunts, or at least those at the Sixth Stage of Foundation Establishment, could easily deflect this sword.

"I'm just wondering, I already said it was a misunderstanding, yet you keep纠缠不清, and even want to kill me? Don't think that just because you look like a fairy, I won't hit you. I didn't see clearly just now, so this time I'll take a proper look."

Xu Que angrily cursed, stepped in the Yu step, and Earth spiritual energy immediately merged with the ground, increasing his speed dramatically. In a flash, he appeared in front of the woman.

Immediately, a thread of Water spiritual energy surged from his palm, enveloping the surroundings. The woman didn't have time to react and was instantly restrained.

"Pervert... what do you want to do?" The woman was terrified, feeling her Fire spiritual energy being completely suppressed.

"Hehe! Since you've already called me a pervert, I can't just take the blame for nothing."

Xu Que grinned, raised an eyebrow, and reached out to pull down the woman's skirt.