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Chapter 39 of 100

Chapter 39

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Bolton and Bolte were only wearing a pair of intact underpants, their bodies covered in blood as they fled in a wretched state. They had just escaped from the noodle shop when they collided head-on with Second Fool, who had just finished buying groceries. The three of them crashed into each other, and the vegetables in Second Fool's hands fell to the ground, scattering everywhere.

"My... my vegetables."

Bolton and Bolte were already seething with anger. If they couldn't beat Xiao Bing, could they at least beat you? They immediately took out their frustrations on Second Fool, shouting, "Damn it, you big idiot, are your eyes blind? Can't you see anyone? Second brother, let's beat him up!"

Bolton and Bolte pounced together, their fists raining down on Second Fool. The sound of punches echoed continuously. After a few punches, Bolton and Bolte clutched their fists and wailed, Bolte crying and shouting, "Big brother, this guy's body is made of iron... We didn't check the almanac today..."

Bolton, with tears and snot, said, "I told you we should check the almanac before doing anything. You said it was superstition. What do you think now... Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and run..."

Bolton and Bolte had just taken two steps when Second Fool's large hands grabbed them by the back of the neck and lifted them back.

Bolton cried, "Big brother, we can't beat you. Can't you just let us go home?"

Second Fool's eyes widened, and he said angrily, "I may be a bit foolish, but I'm not stupid. My mother said that if someone hits me once, I should hit them ten times."

Bolton almost wet himself, "Big brother, we can't take so many punches."

"My mother also said that I eat a lot, have a big appetite, and should have a broad mind. I won't hold it against you."

"Thank you... thank you, big brother."

"I'll just hit each of you once."

"That... I can still accept... pfft..." Before Bolton could finish speaking, he was hit in the chest. Bolte's eyes widened as he saw his big brother spew a mouthful of blood and fly over ten meters, landing heavily on the ground.

Bolte, stunned, said, "Damn... like a shot put... pfft..." Bolte also spat out a mouthful of blood, almost having his bile punched out. Then he flew even higher and farther than his big brother, landing heavily on the ground with a thud.

Bolton and Bolte lay on the ground, barely alive. A handsome man happened to pass by, seeing the dark clouds overhead and a man in underpants falling from the sky. He quickly called the emergency center, his tone a mix of urgency and excitement, "Hello, emergency center? Send an ambulance quickly... Yes, my address is Jinsha District... A monster just fell from the sky... Yes... He's hairless, looks like a monkey... He's unconscious. Send a car quickly..."

Second Fool, having vented his anger, picked up the vegetables, put them in a bag, and walked into the noodle shop, his voice booming, "Hahaha, Brother Bing, do you know? I just saw two idiots running around outside without pants..."

When Second Fool saw Xiao Bing and Yezi kissing, he quickly threw the vegetables aside, covered his face, turned his back to them, and shouted, "Oh my dear mother, I didn't see anything!"

What was originally a beautiful scene was ruined by Second Fool's antics. After Xiao Bing and Yezi separated, they no longer felt shy. Xiao Bing looked at Yezi with deep affection, then let go of her, walked behind Second Fool, and patted his shoulder, saying to Wang Guifang, "Aunt Wang, Second Fool works so hard every day. He's a role model for us. Why don't we give him more work to do?"

This was a way to get back at him, and everyone laughed again.

The incident was actually dangerous, but to outsiders, it was just a spectacle. Not only did it not affect the birthday celebration at the noodle shop, but the reputation of the Kung Fu Chef spread quickly, and the small noodle shop became famous. Business started booming.

Bolton and Bolte were in a miserable state. Xiao Bing had beaten them up, and then Second Fool added to their injuries. When they were taken to the hospital, the direct subordinate of the Peony Fairy, 'Tiger,' arrived and learned the details from the brothers. He then reported back to the Peony Fairy.

The Peony Fairy sat in her throne, and after Tiger finished reporting, her seductive voice revealed a hint of tension, "Are those two idiots sure that Xiao Bing is a Dark Force expert?"

Tiger said loudly, "Yes, they are sure."

Tiger was a towering figure, full of strength, in his thirties, wearing a sleeveless shirt and shorts, with a sharp gaze, clearly a top expert.

The Peony Fairy murmured, "Xie Lun only thought there were a few Bright Force experts in Jiangcheng, but that's not the case... Our Four Heavenly Kings are far beyond his comprehension. If he were just a Bright Force expert, I would take him seriously, but I would still have a sure chance of winning without much effort. But he's a Dark Force expert..."

Tiger said, "Fairy... Do we really need to go against a Dark Force expert?"

The Peony Fairy's voice was light but unyielding, "When someone pays, we do the job... Besides, once we take on a job, can we back out? The Bolton brothers are my people, and everyone in the underground world of Jiangcheng knows it. If they get beaten and I back down, how can I stand in Jiangcheng?"

Tiger said, "Yes, I didn't think it through."

"Um... Tiger, you are already a top expert in Jiangcheng, a high-level Bright Force expert. There are few in Jiangcheng who can beat you. I was planning to send you, but if Xiao Bing is really a Dark Force expert, you might not be a match for him in a one-on-one fight..." The Peony Fairy suddenly laughed, "I'm really curious about what kind of person he is."

A blind man suddenly stepped out from the corner, his tone heavy, "Peony, should I go see him?"

"You go?" The Peony Fairy's movements were seductive, but the man couldn't see her. He could only hear her voice, "Can you see that person? Hehe..."

The Peony Fairy's laughter was like a sharp knife, cutting into the man's heart, making him feel wounded.

But the man was used to it. He stood there quietly, knowing that the Peony Fairy was just trying to provoke him and hadn't made a final decision yet.

Sure enough, after laughing, the Peony Fairy said coldly, "Zhu Mingyu, remember not to act rashly. Xiao Bing is a decisive man. Your life is mine..."

Zhu Mingyu's expression changed, a look of relief and satisfaction. He bowed respectfully and said, "I understand."

Zhu Mingyu stepped back, and Tiger, who had been watching the blind man by the Peony Fairy's side, though Zhu Mingyu couldn't see him, didn't dare to look down on him. Instead, his eyes showed a deep respect and fear for Zhu Mingyu.

A Bright Force expert was already considered a top expert, but even a high-level Bright Force expert like Tiger was wary of Zhu Mingyu, showing how deeply hidden his strength was.

The reputation of the Kung Fu Chef spread throughout the city in just over two hours. Business was booming, and many people came not just for the food but to see Xiao Bing make noodles. Even those who knew nothing about it were following the crowd.

"Look, his kung fu is so good."

"Yes, combining kung fu with cooking, he must be a master-level kung fu expert."

"Ah, no wonder they say true experts are among the common people."

In reality, they knew nothing!

Yezi, however, was very pleased, even more so than Xiao Bing. Who doesn't like it when everyone praises their man?

After a busy afternoon, Wang Guifang came out and announced with a smile, "I'm sorry, everyone, but our special noodles are finished for today. If you want to eat noodles, come back tomorrow. But we have plenty of other dishes available."

Xiao Bing wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked Yezi, "Yezi, what do you want to eat?"

For dinner, Yezi thought for a moment and said with a smile, "Let's go out for Western food, steak..."

"Sure!" Xiao Bing agreed with a smile. They went to the back kitchen, each changing out of their work clothes. When they came out, Xiao Bing's eyes lit up. Yezi was wearing a white dress that made her look stunning, making Xiao Bing's heart skip a beat.

Yezi spun around in front of Xiao Bing, looking at his dazed expression, feeling proud, happy, and satisfied. She said with a smile, "Am I pretty? Stop drooling and let's go eat."

"Who's drooling?" Xiao Bing swallowed, "I just think that when I was teaching those twins a lesson, someone was drooling and staring..."

Yezi stomped her foot and pouted, "How shameless, I wasn't drooling."

Xiao Bing laughed, "