Chapter 1

The otaku who lives at home, the high school student from the footbath chicken's house, and the homeless person from the eagle sauce's house are collectively known as the three legendary professions!

Luo Feng is one of them.

On this day, the weather was pleasant and the sun was shining brightly. Luo Feng lounged comfortably in a recliner, his fingers flying over the mouse as he browsed through various streamers on his laptop. Occasionally, he would come across someone on the platform who was refined and gentle, spouting eloquent words, willing to be a lapdog for the West.

Discussing how the moon in foreign countries is rounder than in China, supporting the independence of Xinjiang.

Luo Feng frowned. It was already the 21st century, why were there still such scumbags? Were their knees that weak?

In a moment, anger rose in his heart, and malice welled up in his courage.

He grabbed the keyboard and started a furious spray.

If the heavens had not given birth to me, the keyboard knight, the way of the keyboard would be as dark as the long night. Keyboard, come!

On this day, Luo Feng, holding his keyboard, once again entered the realm of the land keyboard immortal. One key made an immortal kneel, one key opened the sky gate, one key passed to another, the keyboard qi rolled like a dragon wall.

At the peak of immortality, proud in the world, as long as there is a keyboard knight, there is heaven!

After a half-hour battle, seeing the other side disappear, Luo Feng smiled smugly. Insulting people felt incredibly stimulating, and once he started, he couldn't stop.

It was like crossdressing and masturbating; there were only zero times and countless times.

Finally, like an ending credits, he casually typed a few words: "Chuan Jian-guo is really no good. During Ao Guan-hai's term, not a single Avenger died."

"Bro, well said, 666."

"The enemy is on Capitol Hill!"

"Three years and another three years, I've become president (dog head for safety)."

"Reasonable and evidence-based, reasonable and evidence-based (#/funny#/funny)."

"You young fellows, you make it hard for us to deceive (ー`′ー)."

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Looking at the silly netizens below, Luo Feng wisely recited a couple of lines of poetry, then happily picked up the chilled soda next to him and started gulping it down...

Today is another happy and peaceful day o(*￣︶￣*)o

"Ding dong!"

It wasn't the doorbell, but the laptop made a "ding dong" sound, and a message suddenly popped up on the screen, with two buttons below it.

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly... live?"

Yes - No

"Damn! The Main God Space?!"

At first, Luo Feng was startled, almost spitting out his soda. As a seasoned起点reader and tech otaku, he was very familiar with the套路of the Main God Space and the infinite flow.

Join the Main God Space, become a cycle traveler, experience one cycle world after another, and use reward points to obtain everything you desire!

It looked incredibly tempting.

But after calming down and thinking about the plots of many Main God novels, weren't cycle travelers just a bunch of韭菜? Harvested wave after wave by the Main God!

Comparing it to his current life.

Luo Feng sneered.

Choice? Choose what?

What was wrong with his current life? In the summer, there was air conditioning; in the winter, there was hot pot. Living in the safest country in the world, as long as he was willing to work hard, he could live without worry, with no shortage of food or clothing, it was simply heaven.

The life of ordinary people today is sometimes better than that of ancient emperors.

"It's just that I don't have a girlfriend!"

Luo Feng sighed, moved the mouse, and decisively clicked "No."

Was it to go to the Main God Space to fight for life and death, or to live a comfortable life at home?

In Luo Feng's view, as long as there was no threat of death or enormous difficulties, any normal person who chose "Yes" was just being foolish, only because the country had fed them too well.

Throw them into a battlefield with bullets flying, starve them for three days and three nights, and see if they still choose "Yes"!

Then, then, there was nothing more.

Luo Feng felt a sudden darkness before his eyes, and he disappeared from his spot, spinning and tumbling. His last thought was:

"Damn! Is this Main God Space toxic?!"

"Probably a scammer! Forced buying and selling?!"

"I curse you, you'll be sold one day!"