Chapter 1

"Hey, bro, did you see that chick? Her figure is amazing!"

"Wow! Yeah! I saw her a while ago! Her butt is huge!"

"Wow, do you think if I go up and say hi to her, she'll pay attention to me?"

"How would I know? But if she's willing to be with me, I'd be willing to share my prized authentic beef bones with her!"

"Come on! Look at what she's wearing; she wouldn't be interested in your moldy beef bones. She's probably eating the legendary high-grade dog food every day!"

"That's true! Sigh! We're all dogs, but the difference is just too great!"

If this conversation were part of an animated show's animal dialogue, no one would find it strange; they would just think these two dogs were a bit lecherous and amusing.

However, when such a conversation really happened in front of Li Feng, he felt a chill run down his spine!

Dogs... dogs can actually talk?! Dogs can actually speak human language?!

Li Feng stared blankly at the two guide dogs accompanying a blind couple who had come for an IV drip, unsure whether he had been possessed by a ghost or if the two guide dogs had been possessed by ghosts!

But from the casual conversation of the other patients around him, it seemed they hadn't heard the dogs talking.

"Miss... Nurse, did you hear anything just now?" Li Feng asked the nurse who was carefully bandaging his wound.

The nurse, wearing an intern badge that read "Lin Feier," looked at him with confusion. "Sound? What sound?"

Li Feng pointed at the two guide dogs and said, "The dogs just seemed to... talk!"

"Ha!" Lin Feier burst out laughing. "Mr. Li, that's a pretty bad way to flirt!"

"Flirt? I wasn't!" Li Feng looked at Lin Feier in the mirror behind him. Although the intern nurse was petite and beautiful, he really had no intention of flirting. "I really heard those dogs talking in human language!"

But it was clear that Lin Feier didn't believe him. "Sorry, Mr. Li, I'm out of bandages. Please wait a moment, I'll be right back!"

With that, Lin Feier gave Li Feng a gesture to wait and left with a smile.

Li Feng was frustrated, clearly she thought he was just making an excuse to flirt!

At the same time, the other patients who had come for IV drips were all smiling at Li Feng, clearly amused by his failed attempt at flirting.

"Ah!" Li Feng sighed, looking at the two guide dogs. "Could it be that I'm hallucinating because I got hit on the head today? Ah! What bad luck!"

For Li Feng, today was indeed a bad day.

As a fourth-year student in the Animal Medicine Department of the Agricultural College of Zhonghai University, Li Feng had been dismissed from several internships in the past half month and finally realized the harshness of society.

But Li Feng didn't give up. During the seven-day National Day holiday, he finally found a pet hospital willing to hire him as an intern. However, on his first day of work, someone came to cause trouble. When the boss came out to negotiate, the other party suddenly attacked.

To protect the boss, Li Feng was accidentally hit on the back of his head and was immediately sent to the community health center.

After an examination, it turned out that Li Feng had only a small cut on the back of his head, a stroke of luck in an unfortunate situation.

However, while the intern nurse was stitching his wound, Li Feng suddenly realized he could hear the dogs talking!

But from the reactions of the people around him, Li Feng suspected that he might be hallucinating due to his head injury!

Forget it! Li Feng shook his head, trying to clear his mind. The wound on the back of his head had just been stitched, so he should focus on resting and recovering!

At that moment, Lin Feier returned with several rolls of bandages.

"Sorry for keeping you waiting," Lin Feier placed the bandages on the side, carefully applied ointment to Li Feng's wound, and then wrapped it with bandages. "Mr. Li, this ointment will last for about three days. During these three days, you must avoid getting the wound wet, or it might get worse. If everything goes well, come back in three days to change the dressing, and in a week, you can have the stitches removed..."

At this moment, Li Feng wasn't paying attention to what Lin Feier was saying. As she spoke, one of the guide dogs lying nearby suddenly poked its head under her nurse's skirt and quickly glanced, then said with disdain, "White Hello Kitty, oh, I hate cats!"

The other guide dog chimed in, "Me too!"

"White Hello Kitty?" Li Feng was taken aback. What was that?

Because of the suddenness, Li Feng blurted out the words without thinking. Although his voice wasn't loud, Lin Feier, who was standing behind him, heard it clearly. Her delicate face immediately turned a charming shade of red.

"Pervert!" Lin Feier cursed, pulling the bandage tightly as she tied it, then left with a cold expression. "Damn! If it weren't for me... I'd beat you to death, you pervert!"

"Ouch!" The tight pull on the bandage hurt Li Feng's wound, and he gasped in pain. "What the hell are you doing?!"

But the next moment, when he saw Lin Feier's shapely buttocks as she walked away, he finally understood what the white Hello Kitty was!

"You two lecherous dogs!" Li Feng gritted his teeth and gently rubbed his sore wound, glaring at the two guide dogs.

However, although Li Feng could understand what the two guide dogs were saying, they seemed to not understand him.

Seeing Li Feng being scolded by Lin Feier, they were still chatting happily.

"Haha! So funny! That male human got scolded by that female human!"

"Hmph! What a disgrace to male animals! Being bossed around by a female human! If it were me, I'd have scratched her long ago!"

"Ha! You? You get weak at the knees when you see a female dog! You're the one disgracing male dogs!"

"..."

Listening to the two guide dogs arguing about who had more male dog spirit, Li Feng felt completely at a loss!

He really could understand what the dogs were saying!

What the hell is going on?!

At that moment, a yellow-haired young man who had been accompanying a friend for an IV drip suddenly walked over and said, "Kid, behave! That chick is mine, don't mess with her!"

"Who are you, my dad?" Li Feng frowned at the other man's arrogant words.

"I said I'm your dad! What's the matter? Kid, are you不服气 (not convinced)?!" Li Feng's words only served to anger the other man. He cursed and stepped forward, kicking Li Feng. "I'll f*** your mother!"

Hearing those words, Li Feng's face turned cold.

What Li Feng hated most was insults to his family!

Facing the kick, Li Feng sidestepped, stood up from his seat, and kicked the other man in the leg, sending him flying.

"Damn, kill him!" The yellow-haired young man's companion immediately pulled out his IV drip and helped the yellow-haired young man up. They both prepared to attack Li Feng, and the other patients in the clinic quickly moved away to watch the commotion from a distance!

"Bad luck!" Li Feng secured the bandage on his head, looking coldly at the two thugs. Because he had been hit on the head earlier, he was already seething with anger. Now that someone had provoked him, he wasn't about to hold back, and his anger erupted!

"Kill him!" Just as the two thugs were about to attack Li Feng, two uniformed police officers walked into the clinic.

"Excuse me, which one of you is Mr. Li Feng?"

"Huh?" Seeing the two police officers, Li Feng was taken aback and couldn't help but laugh bitterly. That girl called the police so quickly?

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