Chapter 69

"Come back to your senses, come back to your senses!" Li Feng snapped his fingers in front of Flower Young Master's eyes, finally bringing him back from the spell he was under.

Flower Young Master glanced at Li Feng, his eyes filled with melancholy. "Fengzi, don't disturb me. Let me quietly be a disappointed lover on the battlefield of love!"

"Disappointed my head!" Li Feng rolled his eyes, reached for the mouse on the table, and exited the post. Then he pointed to a post that a few girls had previously uploaded and said, "The parties involved have already posted to clarify. Didn't you see it?"

"Clarify?" Flower Young Master looked at Li Feng in confusion, then turned to look at the screen. His eyes scanned the page and immediately saw the highlighted title.

"Thank you all for your attention! The six of us are very satisfied with the objects of our affection! Here are some recent photos of our handsome guys..." By the time he read this, Flower Young Master's eyes had already glazed over. "Enough! Fengzi, I know now. Let me be alone. Don't worry, I won't commit suicide. I just want to quietly mourn my prematurely ended first love!"

"First love my sister!" Seeing Flower Young Master's half-dead expression, Li Feng knew the guy had been deceived by the title. He picked up the mouse again and clicked into the post. "Look carefully! It's not what you think. They've even posted photos to clarify!"

"Posted photos to clarify? Could it be their wedding photos?" At that moment, Flower Young Master's mind was already racing to the extreme!

"Oh! My heart! Why does it feel like it's being torn apart?" Flower Young Master's face contorted in pain, but his hand uncontrollably clicked the mouse, scrolling down to see more.

When the image was halfway down, the first thing that appeared was Wu Dandan's smiling face in the corner.

Seeing this, Flower Young Master sighed, "Oh! It's Wu Dandan! I never thought even a tough girl like her would be captured by this guy! Look at her, she's smiling so happily! Indeed, the tougher the woman on the surface, the more flirtatious she is inside!"

As Flower Young Master spoke, his fingers didn't stop, and he continued to scroll down. Then he saw Xu Wenjin with a serene smile, who was in a pose of intimate feeding. "Oh! It's Jin'er! My Jin'er! I've never seen her smile so charmingly! Why isn't this smile for me?"

Flower Young Master kept scrolling and commenting, "What a beautiful smile! What a charming smile! What a gentle gaze! What a cute little squirrel..."

Wait a minute!

"Little squirrel?!" Flower Young Master suddenly stopped, his eyes widening. "What the hell! Where did a squirrel come from?!"

Flower Young Master quickly scrolled the mouse, and the entire picture appeared before him!

"Huh? So they were feeding a squirrel!" At the sight of the complete picture, Flower Young Master was instantly injected with 200CC of adrenaline, jumping up from his seat in excitement. "What the hell! It's just a squirrel! Damn, I've been jealous of a squirrel all this time? Hahahaha!"

Seeing Flower Young Master's fully revived excitement, Li Feng knew the guy was completely back to normal!

"Damn! I said my Jin'er wouldn't just leave me and run off with someone else without a word!" After understanding the whole story, Flower Young Master immediately started his post-event analysis. "And Wu Dandan, that tough girl, how could she so easily run off with a guy? He'd have to pursue her for three to four years, making her cry and howl! Ah! It's my fault for not even thinking about such a simple thing! No wonder they say a man in love loses half his IQ!"

Hearing Flower Young Master's words, Li Feng, standing beside him, couldn't help but sneer. "You don't seem to be in love yet, do you?"

Flower Young Master glanced at Li Feng. "Is one-sided love not allowed?!"

Li Feng's lips twitched. "You're amazing!"

Flower Young Master said proudly, "Do I need to say it? Everyone on Earth knows!"

After fully reviving, Flower Young Master sat back down, eating the shengjian bao Li Feng had brought, and continued browsing the post, commenting, "This squirrel is really cute! No wonder Jin'er and the others like it so much!"

After finishing the post, Flower Young Master returned to the homepage of the campus forum. By then, a new post had appeared on the homepage.

"The latest ranking of the top ten pick-up tools at Zhonghai University!"

"What the hell! The pick-up tools have been updated?!" Seeing the title, Flower Young Master's fat hand trembled, and he immediately clicked into it. "Fengzi, come and take a look quickly!"

The pick-up tool ranking was a list created by bored students, using complex data to calculate items that could increase the success rate of picking up girls, then ranking them by success rate!

The entire ranking was from low to high, starting from the tenth position and moving upwards.

Flower Young Master and Li Feng took a look. Apart from the newly released Apple phone, the other items on the list hadn't changed much from previous years.

"This is boring! Nothing has changed!" Flower Young Master scrolled the mouse, wanting to quickly skip over the lists he had seen many times.

"Huh?" At this moment, Flower Young Master noticed that the supercar, which had often been the top pick-up tool in previous years, had been pushed to the second position!

"Could there be a pick-up tool even better than a supercar this year?!" Flower Young Master quickly scrolled the mouse to the top pick-up tool.

"What the hell!" When the image stopped on the top pick-up tool, Flower Young Master and Li Feng's eyes widened in shock. The latter even instinctively turned to look behind his shoulder.

"The top pick-up tool this period is actually that squirrel?!" Flower Young Master's mouth dropped open, his face full of disbelief!

As for Li Feng, he was already laughing and crying at the same time, because the photo on the screen was the same one of Xiao Jin holding a corn that the girl had uploaded to the post earlier!

The original poster explained, "According to eyewitnesses, this morning at the cafeteria in the back campus, an unknown man successfully invited six beauties to have breakfast with him, thanks to this little squirrel. When they parted, the six beauties all showed extreme reluctance to leave!"

"Through comparison with other top tools, we have determined that this environmentally friendly, pollution-free, and harmless little squirrel is the most cost-effective pick-up tool!"

"Therefore, placing this little squirrel at the top of the pick-up tool ranking is truly deserved!"

"Finally, we must remind you..."

"This ranking is purely for entertainment. If you don't like it, it's none of my business!"

...

"Slap!" Flower Young Master slapped his palm hard. "Why didn't I think of that!"

Li Feng was startled by Flower Young Master's sudden slap and asked irritably, "What didn't you think of?"

"Keeping a little squirrel!" Flower Young Master said. "Girls love small animals the most! But the school doesn't allow keeping cats and dogs, but it doesn't say anything about squirrels!"

"Haha! That guy is really talented! He found a loophole in the school rules! He must be an experienced pick-up expert! If I get the chance, I have to learn from him!"

"Oh, is that so?" Li Feng said, looking helpless. "Not necessarily an expert, but if you want to keep a little squirrel, you can learn from him right now!"

"Huh? What do you mean?" Flower Young Master was taken aback. "Is that person here?"

"Yes!" Li Feng nodded. "Far away, yet right here!"

As Li Feng spoke, Xiao Jin, who had been hanging on Li Feng's clothes, suddenly poked her little head out from behind him. Her round eyes carefully examined Flower Young Master, then she let out a series of happy chirps!

"Master, master, is this human your friend? He looks so funny! Just like the meat bun I ate this morning! Plump and round, I really want to take a bite!"

Li Feng couldn't help but laugh. This little foodie! She really can't forget about the meat buns!

At that moment, Flower Young Master suddenly hugged Li Feng's leg. "Brother! Please take me as your disciple and give me this powerful pick-up tool!"

Li Feng: "..."

Xiao Jin: "..."

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