Chapter 4

"Two more bottles," Bai Xiaofei said, and then he immediately jogged over to the computer.

Zheng Xiaotian scratched his face; he felt an intense restlessness in his body.

"Bad news, the computer is broken," Bai Xiaofei pointed at the computer and said to Zheng Xiaotian.

"Call someone, you idiot," Zheng Xiaotian said irritably.

"I don't know the phone number," Bai Xiaofei said, feeling wronged.

"I give up, I really give up on you," Zheng Xiaotian began to try hard to recall how the characters in *Brother Zombie* solved problems. He had already seen the later episodes, so he had forgotten the earlier parts.

After five minutes, ten minutes.

"Hey, are we going to die from internal explosion?" Bai Xiaofei looked at Zheng Xiaotian.

"If there's no antidote, I think that's the outcome," Zheng Xiaotian nodded.

"Do you have any ideas?" Bai Xiaofei looked at Zheng Xiaotian with hopeful eyes.

"Do you have any ideas?" Zheng Xiaotian inserted his little finger into his ear and asked while digging.

"No ideas," Bai Xiaofei shook his head.

"You win!" Zheng Xiaotian was completely defeated by Bai Xiaofei. He closed his eyes and began to think about the plot of *Brother Zombie*. The first episode, he remembered, the coffin with the infection source was thrown into the water. The second episode, it seemed to be related to Coco. The third episode, damn, he couldn't remember.

Strengthening agent! These three words suddenly appeared in Zheng Xiaotian's mind. He remembered a line from Bai Xiaofei's thoughts in *Brother Zombie*.

"The strengthening agent is made from hot-natured Chinese herbs," Zheng Xiaotian blurted out.

"Uh..." Bai Xiaofei was confused.

"Don't you have any other ideas?" Zheng Xiaotian asked.

"Do I need to have any ideas?" Bai Xiaofei's eyes darted around.

"Alright, I'm thoroughly defeated by you," Zheng Xiaotian shook his head and said, "In this world, everything has a counterbalance. Most objects have positive and negative poles. Since the strengthening agent is made from hot-natured herbs, the antidote should be made from cold-natured herbs."

"Then I'll quickly book a flight to the North Pole to find cold-natured herbs," Bai Xiaofei said.

Zheng Xiaotian fell to the ground.

"Forget the North Pole, even getting to the airport will take more than an hour, and by then, we'll be dead," Zheng Xiaotian stood up and shouted at Bai Xiaofei.

Bai Xiaofei covered his ears and slowly squatted down, looking pitifully at Zheng Xiaotian, "What do you suggest? Even if my actions were wrong, you don't have to yell at me. The medicine you took was bought by me."

"The antidote was broken because you only cared about hiding and didn't care about the antidote. You're the reason we might die," Zheng Xiaotian said irritably.

"Hey, I suddenly remembered, there's a hospital nearby. Why don't we ask the nurse for help? She won't let us die," Bai Xiaofei raised his right hand and pointed at the ceiling.

"You can't rely on you," Zheng Xiaotian shook his head and walked towards the door.

The door was broken, saving him the trouble of opening it. Zheng Xiaotian took a step out, his right foot went out, but his left foot couldn't move.

Zheng Xiaotian turned around and saw Bai Xiaofei tightly hugging his left leg.

"What are you doing?" Zheng Xiaotian asked.

"Brother, you look so strong. If you leave, who will protect me?" Bai Xiaofei said, "You can't leave, you can't leave."

"Dad, I need to find cold-natured herbs to calm our bodies. If we stay here, we'll explode in about thirty minutes," Zheng Xiaotian said irritably.

"Can I go with you?" Bai Xiaofei asked tentatively.

"Whatever," Zheng Xiaotian said, speechless.

The two walked out of the building and into the neighborhood. It was drizzling, and the sky was very quiet.

The two arrived at Huichun Hall.

Bai Xiaofei reached out to touch the door.

"Wait!" Zheng Xiaotian grabbed Bai Xiaofei's wrist.

"What?" Bai Xiaofei looked at Zheng Xiaotian suspiciously.

"Think about it, if you open the door with both hands, and a pair of big, fleshy balls press against your face, how would that feel?" Zheng Xiaotian asked in a suggestive tone.

"Great!" Bai Xiaofei said honestly.

"If you look up and see a rotten face," Zheng Xiaotian continued.

"Sister, you are the most beautiful in the world, please let me go," Bai Xiaofei knelt down with a thud.

Zheng Xiaotian slapped his forehead with his right hand. He thought, it's my fault. You don't match the original plot at all. You're so weak that even Laozi has to protect you. It's my fault that Laozi scared you!

The door of Huichun Hall creaked open.

No one was there.

Zheng Xiaotian found all the cold-natured herbs and boiled them in a pot.

After about ten minutes, the medicine was divided into two portions, and the two drank it hot, gulping it down.

The two lay on the ground.

Zheng Xiaotian sensed movement at the door and sat up halfway.

A slender figure stood at the door, with a handsome face, large breasts, a perky butt, and a good figure. Everything was good, except for the gun she held, which was aimed menacingly.

Zheng Xiaotian suddenly remembered a scene where she almost shot Bai Xiaofei's balls. Anyway, it wasn't his problem.

Bang!

The bullet was fired from the gun.

Zheng Xiaotian thought maliciously, Bai Xiaofei, just keep being reckless, your balls will explode.

A sense of impending doom, a sense of impending unhappiness, swept over Zheng Xiaotian. He looked at the gun barrel.

"Damn, you're aiming at me," the bullet shot towards Zheng Xiaotian's crotch.

Zheng Xiaotian pushed himself up with his hands and kicked back with his legs, retreating half a meter.

Puff. The bullet hit the mud.

Bang, bang, bang, the girl continued to shoot.

Zheng Xiaotian continued to retreat, this time a meter. He stood up and shouted, "What's going on? Two men, you're shooting me? And you're aiming at my crotch, what are you trying to do?"

"Sorry, sorry, I heard screaming and thought there were zombies," the policewoman apologized to Zheng Xiaotian.

"Even if there were, there are two of us. Why did you shoot me instead of him?" Zheng Xiaotian pointed at Bai Xiaofei.

"That's karma!" Bai Xiaofei said maliciously.

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