Chapter 31

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Yin Yin ordered a large table of dishes and winked at the opposite Helian Kong. “Just now you said you would invite us to dinner if we meet again.”

Helian Kong: “……”

Obviously he was only willing to order a drunken chicken himself! Q口Q

Helian Kong’s pitiful expression aroused Yin Yin’s desire to further take advantage of him. “I say, Er (second)……huo (goods), you said you escaped from marriage?”

Helian Kong blinked his big tearful eyes and looked at Yin Yin discontentedly. “I’m not called Erhuo (second goods; means silly/fool/dunce). I’m Kongkong.”

……

Damn it, isn’t the name Kongkong enough?!

“Kongkong.” Yin Yin spit out these two words with difficulty. “What are you planning to do in the future?”

Helian Kong tilted his head and thought. “I want to go to the brothel.”

=A=!!!!

Even if you want to sell yourself, you should go to the Xiaoshouguan (a male brothel) instead of the brothel! Ah no, don’t sell yourself like that! You are the second prince ah! Have some dignity, okay?!

Yin Yin wiped a sweat and smilingly asked, “Why are you going to the brothel?”

Helian Kong gave Yin Yin a strange look. “Of course, I am going to the brothel to find a girl. Will I go there for dinner?”

Yin Yin: “……”

Why does she feel despised? And nonetheless by the idiot in front of her who was known as the second prince but could not even pay for this meal?

“Do you have money?” Ling Long spoke lightly.

Helian Kong: “……Q口Q”

A penny killed the hero.

Helian Kong looked at Ling Long and suddenly his eyes brightened. “This Young Master, are you interested in going together?”

“F*ck your sister!!!” Yin Yin slap the table and stood up.

Helian Kong was startled by Yin Yin, and aggrievedly said while looking at his fingertips, “My sister won’t go to that place……”

He glanced at the person standing on the opposite side, staring at him with eyes still full of anger. He silently picked the rice from his bowl.

Even pretending to be pitiful! Don’t think this trick will work on me!

……

Well, don’t say it – it’s really useful. Yin Yin couldn’t get angry all at once.

He even ate his meal in silence, and from time to time he carefully glanced at Yin Yin. She felt like a bully who had taken advantaged of a woman from a good family.

In the end, the meal was paid for by Ling Long. Helian Kong thanked Ling Long with gratitude for an hour and once again actively invited him to join his one-night tour of the brothel. Finally, it was over when Yin Yin gave him a hard knock on his head.

Helian Kong went to the brothel alone. He said that even if he had no money, he would definitely be able to to save himself with his beauty and wisdom. For his baffling self-confidence, Yin Yin could only say, ‘post master, have a good and safe journey’. (farewell; rest in peace)

As soon as Yin Yin and Ling Long returned to the headquarters, they saw a little brother of the Spider Web rushing over. “Leader, someone from the palace is looking for you.”

The palace? It’s not related to that silly second prince, is it?

Yin Yin looked at Ling Long beside her. His expression remained unchanged but he nodded to the little brother and walked into the inner hall. Yin Yin blinked her eyes and followed him in.

There was a eunuch standing in the room, pacing back and forth anxiously. The degree of anxiousness could definitely be described as ‘ants on a hot pan’. (restless or fidgeting due to deep worry)

“Aiyo, Young Master Ling Long, you’re back.” The little eunuch saw Ling Long and just like a wolf seeing a sheep, he rushed up with glistening eyes.

Ling Long quietly stepped back and asked the little eunuch, “Li Gonggong, did the Second Prince sent you to inquire about recipes again?”

Eunuch Li wiped the sweat from his forehead. “Who still cares about recipes now? The Second Prince is missing!”

“Missing?” Ling Long frowned. “The palace is heavily guarded. How did he disappear?”

Yin Yin silently gave Ling Long a thumbs up in her heart. Best male actor ah!

“This Zajia (eclectic) doesn’t know. When I found out, the Second Prince was already gone!” Eunuch Li was almost crying when he said this. “Fortunately, I found out about it early so this matter has not been spread. But if I couldn’t get the Second Prince back, the emperor will definitely blame……”

Eunuch Li looked at Ling Long as if looking at a life-saving straw. “Young Master Ling Long, I hope you can help me find the Second Prince as soon as possible.”

Ling Long didn’t want to interfere with the affairs of the palace, but if the second prince was left alone, it would definitely cause trouble. He considered it for a moment, and said to Eunuch Li, “I might know where he is.”

“Where?”

“The Brothel.”

……

Yin Yin looked at Eunuch Li’s expression that seemed to have been struck by lightning, and almost laugh.

Eunuch Li was not in such a good mood as her. The Second Prince of their family, who was born tender and white, just ran into the brothel. He would be swallowed up whole ah!

This-, if the Emperor knew about this, even if he had ten heads, it wouldn’t be enough to cut it all off! TAT

“Young Master Ling Long, you must save my Second Prince!”

Look at this words. He went to the brothel to hookup with girls, not to be prostituted by them. Why are you so worried? ╮(╯_╰)╭

But Yin Yin thought about it again. Someone as silly as the second prince coming in the brothel……The possibility of being prostituted by the girls is really high.

After all, the girls nowadays were more powerful and mighty ah.

Ling Long looked at the sky and said to Eunuch Li. “The brothel has not opened yet. We will go back when it gets dark.”

The sky was very aware of the current affairs and it soon became dark. Yin Yin followed Ling Long to the most famous red-light district in the capital.

At this time, Yin Yin changed into a man’s clothing and her hair stood up high behind her head. There was a sense of being natural and unrestrained.

She looked very excited. She finally had the opportunity to go to the brothel, and she was finally going to become a real man!

……

Uh, there seems to be something wrong.

Ling Long certainly didn’t want Yin Yin to follow him. But even if he didn’t let her, Yin Yin would definitely follow him sneakily. It’s better to let her follow him like this.

“Caiqing (picking greens) Garden?” Yin Yin blinked while looking at the plaque above her head.

“En. This is the most famous brothel in the capital.” Ling Long said as he walked in. Yin Yin frowned and caught up with him. “You’re familiar here? Do you come often?”

Ling Long pinched Yin Yin’s white and tender face. “Stop imagining things.”

Oh, it feels pretty good.

So he couldn’t help pinching it again.

Yin Yin covered her face that had just been pinched by Ling Long, still chasing after him and asking, “Have you been here before?”

Ling Long glanced at her. “Came.”

Ao! Came!!!!! He actually said it!!!!!!

……

Yin Yin suffered a heavy blow. She was seriously considering burning the Caiqing Garden.

“Oh, isn’t this Young Master Ling Long? What brings you here?” As soon as they entered the door of Caiqing Garden, an enchanting girl greeted him. Her soft boneless body leaned against Ling Long and kept giving him the eye.

Yin Yin’s anger value went +1000.

She pushed away the woman who was still leaning on Ling Long and with a fake smile said, “What? You only saw Young Master Ling Long? Is this Little Master not human?”

The girl smiled cleverly and took Yin Yin’s hand. “Look at what you said. It’s Jiu’ers fault for neglecting master. Please don’t be angry.”

“Humph!” Yin Yin let out a cold snort from her nose.

“Jiu’er will pay for it. How about drinking three cups later as a punishment?” Jiu’er rubbed Yin Yin’s body with a pitiful expression.

“Humph! Humph!” Who wants to drink with you!

Jiu’er was taken aback. This master…...is really cute~~

Ling Long looked at Yin Yin and Jiu’er next to him and suddenly felt like wanting to laugh.

He looked around Caiqing Garden and soon found Helian Kong. He is now surrounded by a group of girls in the center, struggling.

Yin Yin followed Ling Long in the direction of Helian Kong. During this period, some girls wanted to come forward to hookup with Ling Long, but Yin Yin glared at them with her eyes. Only Jiu’er was still with them.

After Helian Kong sent all the girls around him away, his face finally appeared in front of everyone. “It’s so dangerous. I thought I was going to be eaten like this!

He patted his chest with lingering fears before he saw the two benefactors in front of him. “Eh? This Young Master, didn’t you say you wouldn’t come?”

Jiu’er looked at Helian Kong curiously. “Young Master Ling Long, do you know this master?”

“Young Master Ling Long?!” Helian Kong’s eyes widened in an instant. “Your name is Ling Long?”

Ling Long nodded.

Helian Kong swallowed. “You don’t happen to be the leader of Spider Web ba?”

“Hey, what a real coincidence!” Yin Yin smiled and sat down on the chair next to Helian Kong.

Helian Kong: “……”

Jiu’er said, “Young Master Ling Long will come to us from time to time to inquire about some news.”

Yin Yin’s eyes ‘biu’ (a sound like bullet flying) lit up when she heard this. “So you came here to inquire about news?”

Ling Long looked at her and smiled. “Otherwise, what do you think?”

“I thought so too.” Look at my sincere eyes.

Ling Long shook his head and sat down beside Helian Kong. “Dong Chuang (east window) incident.” (an idiom used to refer to crimes/conspiracy being exposed)

The meaning of these three simple words were self-evident.

Helian Kong’s face turned white at once. He looked at Ling Long, his expression even more resentful than the girls in Caiqing Garden. “You are not here to catch me, are you?”

“Hey, what a real coincidence!” Yin Yin once again skillfully made up a knife. (LoL game language; to kill the creep when it has the last drop of blood to get gold coins)

Helian Kong: “……”

Helian Kong was silent for five seconds. He raised his head and looked at Ling Long with an unusually firm expression in his eyes. “I must see Miss Haitang before I leave!”

Yin Yin: “……”

Can you use your fighting spirit in a more meaningful way? You are the second (silly) prince who shoulders the future of the motherland and the people ah!

Jiu’er poured herself a glass of wine and said to Yin Yin, “This master, I offended you just now, Jiu’er will drink this glass first to pay my respect to you.”

With that, she drank it in a particularly heroic way, not forgetting to add a glass for Yin Yin.

Yin Yin looked at the wine in front of her thinking how she couldn’t lose to a girl (?), so she drank it with great pride after learning from Jiu’er.

Then……

“Kekekekekekekekekeke!” Yin Yin was coughing with her life.

So spicy!!!!

“How are you?” Ling Long held Yin Yin’s shoulder. Yin Yin stretched out a hand with difficulty and grabbed Ling Long’s arm. Eyes full of tears, she angrily said, “help…… me……” (In english)

Linglong: “……”

“Hepumi?” Helian Kong looked puzzled. “What kind of grain is this? Is it a new variety?”

“Hahahaha.” Jiu’er looked at Yin Yin, laughing so much that tears came out of her eyes. “This master is so cute~ Young Master Ling Long, where did you meet such an amusing friend?”

Cute your sister! Amusing your sister! Are you trying to murder me? murderer!

Yin Yin took a sip of tea and finally got her breathing steady, when someone in the crowd yelled, “Here comes Miss Haitang!”

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