Chapter 20

"Kid, you don’t need to look anymore. Even if you look for a lifetime, he won’t pay attention to you. All you can see is that he’s gay..." A lazy voice suddenly sounded from behind Lu Shaoyou.

"How many years has it been? A hundred thousand years, a million years? Or even more...? I can’t even remember myself. Finally, I’ve seen a living person, and I didn’t expect it to be a demon. Heh heh... I didn’t expect it..." The voice suddenly stopped, as if sighing over something.

Lu Shaoyou was deeply immersed in the profound and vast aura, unable to extricate himself. But this lazy, pig-like voice cut through his enlightenment like a knife. When Lu Shaoyou realized his enlightenment had been interrupted, he was furious. However, when he heard the next words, it felt like a bucket of cold water had been poured over him. To be able to stay here for a hundred thousand years, or even a million years, was certainly not something to be taken lightly. Of course, this didn’t mean Lu Shaoyou was afraid of this person. On the contrary, when he encountered someone stronger, he would only feel a strong competitive spirit. Since coming to this world, Lu Shaoyou rarely felt such a wild and arrogant desire to challenge the heavens. He secretly speculated that this was due to the combative bloodline of the demon race.

But this didn’t mean that pride made him a fool. Before his own strength was sufficiently strong, Lu Shaoyou wouldn’t provoke anyone without reason.

"Kid, I didn’t expect you to be so composed. If you had shown even a hint of dissatisfaction just now, I would have directly killed you from a distance," the lazy voice sounded again in Lu Shaoyou’s ear, occasionally revealing a strong killing intent, making Lu Shaoyou break out in a cold sweat. "You were definitely angry that I interrupted your enlightenment, right?"

"I wouldn’t dare, I wouldn’t dare," Lu Shaoyou said hurriedly, though he was extremely shocked inside. This voice could actually guess his thoughts!

"Kid, I’m not warning you. If you continue like this, you’ll only end up dead!" the voice continued.

Lu Shaoyou was shocked but still tried to calm himself, listening to the voice continue. "Do you feel that by just staring at it, you can become one with the Dao?"

Lu Shaoyou lowered his head and focused, and indeed, as the voice said, when he stared at the aura, he seemed to touch the edge of the highest Dao, feeling as if he could instantly ascend.

"If you continue to perceive, you will only be reduced to ashes! Because your body is far from capable of bearing such a level of Dao! Accepting it will only lead to death!" the voice laughed coldly.

Lu Shaoyou couldn’t help but break out in a cold sweat.

"May I ask who the senior is?" Lu Shaoyou clasped his hands and bowed, thanking the voice, then said loudly to the void, "Please show yourself."

"Heh heh, I, the senior, am none other than the divine pig, whose appearance surpasses Pan An, who outshines Song Yu, and who is unparalleled in ancient and modern times... the only one in heaven and earth, the divine pig who shames a thousand heroes!" the voice answered smoothly.

Lu Shaoyou’s mouth twitched, and his scalp tingled. A divine... pig senior!? He was actually talking to a pig! Lu Shaoyou forced himself to suppress his laughter and said seriously, "I didn’t expect it to be the senior pig..."

Before Lu Shaoyou could finish, the divine pig interrupted, roaring, "It’s Lord Divine Pig, Lord Divine Pig!"

Lu Shaoyou was taken aback but continued, "Yes, yes, Lord Divine... Lord Divine Pig!" While his mind raced, he thought about how to win over this great being and make it work for him. Humph, daring to make me, Lu Shaoyou, call you Lord, I’ll make you work to the death for me! "I don’t know where Lord Divine Pig is. My cultivation is shallow, and I can’t detect your exact location. Please, Lord Divine Pig, give me some guidance."

"Hmm, kid, you flatter well..." the divine pig hummed in satisfaction, "But I know you’re flattering me. Do you think I can’t see through your little tricks? Otherwise, I would have wasted all these years! But... I like it. I, Lord Divine Pig, am the only one in heaven and earth, the only one in the universe."

Lu Shaoyou awkwardly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, not expecting the pig to be so smart! He almost got caught. It seemed he needed to be more genuine, or he might be discovered. Fortunately, his flattery hit the right spot, and the pig seemed to enjoy it.

"Stupid kid, listen carefully. To see me, Lord Divine Pig, you must follow my instructions. One wrong step, and you’ll be dead," the divine pig slowly transmitted to Lu Shaoyou.

Lu Shaoyou was puzzled by the divine pig’s words. The divine pig’s tone seemed very serious, almost anxious and urgent. Although it was well concealed, Lu Shaoyou still noticed. This made him even more puzzled. A being that had lived for hundreds of thousands of years, a relic of ancient times, actually had such emotions...? If it wanted to see him, it could just use its great powers to bring him over...

But Lu Shaoyou still suppressed his doubts and followed the divine pig’s instructions.

After taking several dozen steps, the scenery before Lu Shaoyou’s eyes completely changed. The endless sand turned into a scene of a small bridge over flowing water, with a gentle stream winding around a lush forest, bringing life to the previously dead forest. The only disharmonious element was a few isolated stone pillars on the right, emitting a strong killing aura that made Lu Shaoyou dare not approach.

"Lord Divine Pig... Lord Divine Pig," Lu Shaoyou called softly, "Senior, are you there..."

"Kid, are you really stupid or just pretending? Oh, you’re so stupid! How can you be so stupid!" The familiar lazy voice sounded again in Lu Shaoyou’s ear, "I’m here! You’re so stupid! How could someone with such poor talent feel the ancient gaze left by that person...? I can’t understand it, I can’t understand it! How could someone with such poor talent even cultivate! I, Lord Divine Pig, am the smartest! Why didn’t that person choose me back then...!"

Hearing the divine pig’s crazy complaints, Lu Shaoyou couldn’t help but break out in a cold sweat! This pig was truly extraordinary! So narcissistic!

Lu Shaoyou activated his powers in both eyes, and two beams of divine light shot out from his pupils. Only then did he finally discover the divine pig’s hiding place! It was actually inside those mysterious stone pillars that emitted a sea of killing aura!

There, a pink little pig was looking "grievously" bored, scratching the ground with its little paws, writing something that made Lu Shaoyou’s brain short-circuit!

This was the shameless divine pig! Truly, one cannot judge a pig by its appearance! Lu Shaoyou sighed inwardly. This cute little pig was actually the narcissistic divine pig, leaving him speechless.