Chapter 78

"… Don't you know there's a chat app called QQ?" Chu Nan was speechless at the "female knight" who had to use hacking techniques to chat online. This person was now delaying his browsing of the strange website he had just obtained from Liu Zheng!

"… You computer illiterate, are you trying to educate me about the internet?"

"At least I'm not so stupid as to use hacking techniques to chat with others." Isn't that like taking off your pants to fart, completely unnecessary?

"… Fine, I can't argue with you. I have a question for you. — From your chat tone, you seem to be a guy, right?"

"Absolutely a man."

"Alright, I'll ask you this: If your daughter is a lesbian, what would you think as a father?"

"Huh!?!!" Such an explosive question?!

Chu Nan's heart skipped a beat, and instantly, Uncle Ye's smiling face flashed in his mind. Because on the way home, Ye Shengge had told Chu Nan about his similar concerns for his own daughter. With a chill running down his spine, Chu Nan was flabbergasted—damn it, could this "female knight" hacker be Uncle Ye?!

In all fairness, Chu Nan could not possibly associate Uncle Ye with the "female knight" hacker who spoke with such a feminine tone!

If this hacker were really Uncle Ye, Chu Nan's worldview would be shattered in an instant, and his last bit of integrity would crumble and dissipate.

"… I also want to ask a question."

"No, you can't. Answer my question first! 0>-<0!!"

Seeing this incredibly tsundere emoticon, Chu Nan shuddered again. Oh God, please don't let this hacker be Uncle Ye.

In his heart, he silently chanted, "Uncle Ye is not a pervert, Uncle Ye is not a pervert," while typing on the keyboard.

"Alright, I'll answer you first. — I guess the most I would feel is helplessness. After all, no matter what, parents should view their children with a tolerant mindset. But to be honest… I don't really see anything wrong with being a lesbian. Choosing one's own way of life is everyone's right, as long as it doesn't harm innocent people. There are no absolute values in this world, only relative ones. Oh, and to be clear, I'm not a faggot."

"But I am a lesbian."

"Lesbian?"

"Transliteration, lesbian, meaning a female homosexual. Male homosexuals are called GAY, transliterated as 'ji,' hence the term 'faggot.' Female homosexuals are called lesbians."

At this point, Chu Nan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The reason this female knight hacker asked such a question was probably because she was worried that her lesbian identity would make her elders anxious, right?

Realizing this, Chu Nan smiled wryly to himself: "Really, why is my mind so active and without limits, even imagining Uncle Ye…"

Feeling relieved, Chu Nan typed on the keyboard: "I understand… Your father found out about your lesbian identity?"

"Of course not. If he found out… I'd be dead or at least skinned alive. I'm just worried he might find out… Never mind, let's not talk about this. I'm unusually troubled today, and I can't talk about these private matters with the people around me, so I thought of you."

Chu Nan understood and replied: "What do you do for a living? Are you a professional hacker?"

"Of course not~ Hacking is just my hobby. I play around when I'm bored. — As for what I do for a living, I'll keep that a secret for now… You wouldn't believe me anyway."

"Tell me, I'll definitely believe you."

"I won't."

"It seems you lack confidence in your job."

"–, Did I misread you, dear? Are you saying I lack confidence in my job??"

"Obviously."

"Big idiot, do you know how many people admire me? Due to my job… well, more precisely, due to my identity, how many people follow me every day?"

"How many people admire you? Are you a celebrity?"

"Hmm~ Smart, O(∩_∩)O~"

"… I don't believe it."

"See, you don't believe me even before I say anything. I told you, right. –b"

"It's not that I don't believe it, but words alone are not enough. Besides, aren't celebrities on TV always busy? How can they have so much free time to chat with people using hacking techniques at midnight? — Or, since you have a camera, let's do a video chat, and I'll know."

"… Big idiot, the video function is only in chat apps. Did you really think my hacking program was a chat app?"

"Then you can tell me your QQ number." Chu Nan was clearly still bothered by the fact that he had no female contacts on his QQ so far.

"Do you think a celebrity's private QQ number is so easily obtainable?"

"… Wait, I have something here." The female knight hacker sent two messages in quick succession.

Then… Chu Nan stared at the black screen, scratching his head in frustration. — Female knight, if you have something to do, just do it! Why leave my computer like this, making me stare at the screen in boredom?!

He sat there for about five or six minutes.

"I'm back! Big idiot, are you still there?"

"Of course I'm here. The main issue is that I can't even exit this black screen."

"Oh… Sorry, sorry! 0>-<0~~"

"It's fine, it wasn't long. What were you doing just now?"

"Oh, that damn director came to knock on my door in the middle of the night. I knew it wasn't for anything good. Sure enough, as soon as I opened the door, he tried to touch me! It made me so angry!"

"Uh…" Chu Nan suddenly saw this female knight refer to herself as "old lady" and thought, indeed, she must have a queen-like, domineering lesbian personality!

"Director? You really are a celebrity?"

"I told you already~~"

"But… I heard celebrities have to listen to directors, or they won't get any roles. What did you do?"

"I kicked him in the crotch with all my might and then locked the door!"

"Wow! … But, aren't you afraid he'll blacklist you?"

Although Chu Nan wasn't very familiar with electronics, he wasn't an ancient person who knew nothing about the entertainment industry. He knew about the rumors in the entertainment world, like the unspoken rules, which were often reported in newspapers, magazines, and online.

"Blacklist me, then blacklist me! I'll quit if I have to!"

Impressive! Chu Nan secretly gave her a thumbs up in his heart.

"Let's not talk about this. — I have a question for you, when does the military training at Jinghua University end?" Suddenly, the female knight hacker sent this message.

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