Vol. 1 Chapter 12

Translated by Mlzkzr Edited by Mlzkzr

(TN: Bonus Chapter)

“……”

A subtle air flows between me and the Kaizer Kong’s fight.

……I wonder, what is it. It’s such a mistake of mine to be so enthusiastic at that. I want to die.

For the time being, I don’t want to be attacked in my state as it is, so I whipped my sore body and I managed stand up somehow.

“Fu, fufufu …… It’s quite a move right……”

“No, that was just self-destruction……”

“Noooooooooooooo!”

If there is a hole here, I want to enter it! I tried to gloss over it, but a very accurate Tsukkomi flew!

That’s it. Magic requires practice. At this rate, my body won’t last.

“……Shall we continue?”

“Give me some break……”

What’s that? I’m dying on my own right now, and I’m pretty much mentally defeated, though? And yet, she’s still motivated? This gorilla-san.

“…… Now then, do you want to go at it?”

It is the Kaizer Kong who asks so, but if I’m attacked in this situation right now, I’ll be finished. Pain runs all over my body, and I haven’t recovered enough to activate my skills.

But in this situation where I can’t use magic satisfactorily…… I, is there any way I can defeat this guy?

However, the Kaizer Kong in front of my eyes is truly honest. She goes out of her way to tell me if it’s okay to attack me…… She even feels sympathetic at me, or is it just my imagination. My luck has increased, right?

Rather than that, is there seriously no way to overcome this situation …….

I can’t get through with my skills, and I can’t use magic properly. Even if I try to heal my body with the recovery drug, I’ll be attacked at the time I do that. It’s because she honestly asked if it’s okay for her to attack me that I think it’s for me to recover, but……

Something …… is there something left for me to do……!

It was when I was desperately spinning my head and thinking about how to get through with this situation.

“Mou, I’ve had enough waiting. Let’s go.”

“Eh!?”

I thought that she would wait a little longer, but …… the Kaizer Kong approaches me at a tremendous speed.

Fortunately, it doesn’t seem that she’s using any skills, so if I want to avoid it, I can avoid it. …… if it’s me in full health.

Now, due to the strongest magic that I’ve released, my body hurts and I can’t move as I want. Actually, my legs are still wobbling even now.

“Tsu!”

The Kaizer Kong was just around the corner. I have no time left.

What should I do……!

When I thought so, I, remembered the secret weapon that I have.

“I have …… my smell too!”

It has a track record of killing that Clever Monkey, the smell of death……!

Ah, but because of the magic that I just mentioned, my odor may have gone away now……

However, that doesn’t matter to me right now.

That’s because, my 『Stinky Player』 title is still there!

This title, says that I can freely control my body odor. It has the effect which I don’t know if I should be pleased or grieve.

“Fuhahahaha! Kaizer Kong!”

“Tu! …… what?”

The Kaizer Kong stops her charge and stays till. …… it’s really honest.

“You have no chance to win anymore!”

“Why?”

“Because I …… have a secret weapon!”

“Wha, what did you say!?”

Why does she knows that. No, it’s just a coincidence.

“Your life will be forfeited just by approaching me right now……!”

“……The heck, why’s that?”

The Kaizer Kong can’t seem to hide her confusion at my words. That would be so. It’s usually unbelievable to die, if she just gets closer to me.

However, this certain kill move of mine came to be because I have a ridiculous body odor! It is the strongest technique that I got at the expense of my dignity as a human being!

With the effect of the title 『Stinky Player』, I produced the maximum degree of stinkiness that I can emit right now.

This title lets me control my own odor at will, but I can’t really create an odor. In other words, I can strengthen the original smell that I have, or weaken it.

Therefore, within my current radius of 10 cm, there will be a strong smell in the air.

However, since it is a smell, it only has a very small range that is effective.

That’s why, I set out to expand the range of my odor by fanning it with my clothes. Otherwise, her fist will hit my face before my smell reaches her.

“Now then! Come at me!”

I said that while fanning my clothes. I don’t know why, but it seems like the Kaizer Kong is greatly drawing back.

“……”

The Kaizer Kong disappeared from the spot as I was pondering and thinking about something for just a few seconds.

She probably activated her skill 『Blinking Arms』.

“……This is the end.”

When I thought I heard such short words, the Kaizer Kong was standing in front of me, in addition, her fist was approaching my eyes.

“Tu!”

It was useless after all!? I can’t win using my smell!? Or rather, it didn’t get through!?

I’m stupid. I can’t beat her using my smell. …… I killed the Clever monkey using it though. Ah, that was just by accident!

It was when I gave up everything, and tried to accept the fist that was approaching towards me.

“!”

Pi~

The terrifying fist that is so strong that you can hear such an onomatopoeia, stopped at the last minute in front of my face.

I stared at that fist. Cold sweat was overflowing from my back. It’s a secret that I piss myself a little.

I blinked many times, and stared at the fist. Why did she stop hitting me suddenly? I fleetingly glanced at the Kaizer Kong’s expression.

“Poh ……”

“…….”

I didn’t see it.

It’s creepy! That’s because, the muscular female gorilla was blushing and is wearing a look of love!?

Or rather, what happened to the Kaizer Kong!? What the hell!?

When I think of such a thing, suddenly, the Kaizer Kong made a serious expression…… I think, but she grabbed my shoulders firmly with such a face.

…… Is my reaction delayed by her too much creepiness?

I look at the Kaizer Kong’s face in front of me, worried about what will happen to me from now on. The Kaizer Kong once again dyed her creepy cheeks red, and opened her mouth.

“…… I like you.”

“…………………………Yes?”

Wait wait wait. Waitwaitwait. Calm down at once, me.

Eh, what did she say just now? If it wasn’t my imagination, I think I heard 『I liked you』, but……

I want to abandon that possibility, but as I was feeling frightened, I’ve been receiving further pursuits from the Kaizer Kong.

“Now, let’s get married.”

“……”

I’m scared, what should I do. It’s beyond the limits of my brain processing capacity. What is she talking about, this gorilla?

Despite me being confused, the Kaizer Kong grabbed my arm, and she pulled me in as it was.

“Strong male. Your pheromone, amazing. It’s super cool. Let’s return to my nest. Child-making.”

“…………”

I finally understood the situation.

And ––––.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!??”

I screamed.

◇◆◇

“No good, I don’t understand this at all……!”

In order to find out why I was treated to the fullest extent by the Kaizer Kong, I looked back on what I had done so far in this way, but ……

Why did this really happen!? Did I do something!?

I have a solid understanding of the situation I’m in, but I didn’t understand why I am in this situation.

“What’s wrong? Meal is, you don’t want a meal?”

The one who offers me a meal is the Kaizer Kong, Saria. Drop dead.

“You know what? I said I don’t want it, right? More than that, would you please release me?”

“No way. Seiichi is, my husband.”

“Nooooooooooooo! I’m a human being! You’re a fucking gorilla! You understand!? Our race is completely different!? First of all, I don’t want to marry a gorilla! Can you understand my words!?”

“I, am not a fucking gorilla. I’m Saria.”

“Shut up alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!”

Someone! Is there a comrade who I can share this suffering somewhere!? If there is, come towards me at the speed of light!

By the way, this fucking gorilla was able to know my name as a result of her request that can be said to be more of a threat, due to me being reluctant to say it.

I was told that if I lied, I would be kissed by her on the spot. Even if I lie, I felt like she could easily spot it, so I had no choice but to tell her my real name. I want to die now.

Haa, haa ……… I was out of breath with the series of Tsukkomi I gave, but I see the meal served in front of me again.

The meal that was prepared for me, to be honest, it looks to be very delicious.

Meat and fruits that I’ve never seen before, and there’s many vegetables that’s been put to use, in addition, I don’t know how she cooked it, it is a solid 『Cooking』.

I said I don’t want it with my mouth, but I’m pretty hungry.

If my stomach ring in a place like this ––––

Gururururuu ~

“……”

“Stomach, hungry. Meal, eat.”

I really don’t want toooooooooo!

However, now that I’m hungry, I can’t say I’m full.

I had no choice but to receive the plate from the fucking gorilla in front of me who was trying to take good care of me from a while ago now, and bring the food into my mouth.

Even if it contains poison, it doesn’t work on me at all now …… it should. Because I got the skill of 『Poison Resistance』.

Despite the skills I have, with a little anxiety, I slowly bring the food I was given to closer to my mouth.

What was on the plate, was something like a grilled meat. However, it is not just grilled, as I can fathom from the smell, it is seasoned with garlic-like things and roots. In addition, the fragrant scent of spices that came from the vegetables, tickles my nose.

When I tried to appraise it, 『Pawn Dragon Steak』 was displayed. D,dragon…… As expected of a Kaizer. Timidly, I put the food I was given into my mouth.

“…………”

I firmly chew and swallow it.

“————————!”

My eyes went ka~! And I widened it. If I want to express it with something like in a gourmet manga, it would be a beam from my eyes.

Anyway, me taking such a reaction means…… that the pawn dragon and its steak which I put in my mouth were delicious.

N,no! It’s the ingredient! The ingredient is just good! The other dishes…… Ah, the stew-like thing before me, won’t be that delicious!

This time, I picked up the thing that looks like a stew and appraise it. What was displayed was, it was made from the Clever Monkey’s meat that I know too well.

…… Wha …….

“Clever Monkey!?”

Cannibalism!? No, it may not be cannibalism since their kinds are different, but …… it’s still her fellows!? Eh, do you even want to cook them!?

The Kaizer Kong, explains it to me who was surprised.

“Those guys, aren’t my companions. Not selfishly attach me to them. However, they listen to my words. I, took advantage of it.”

Uwa…… those Clever Monkeys, never mind.

Even if they’re smart, they’re being used.

Nevertheless, the meat of Clever Monkey must be awful. In that case, this dish would be unpleasant, too.

I don’t normally eat with the anticipation that it tastes bad, but with the opposite expectation in my heart, I brought the stew to my mouth.

“……”

I hung my head down.

It’s delicious ……. What is this? The heck ……

The fucking gorilla, has added more mental damage towards me.

“Everything, was made by me. Is it delicious?”

“Seriously!?”

It’s a lie…… Why is she so good at cooking ……

When I was feeling dull, the fucking gorilla in front of me attacks while pursuing, damaging me.

“Oh right, Seiichi, your clothes tattered. New clothes, I made.”

“You made it!?”

What the Kaizer Kong handed to me, even when I was on Earth, I’ve never seen anything made up of such high-quality materials, it was a high-quality shirt and pants.

White shirt, and black trousers.

“Both, are made from monster’s threads. They’re sturdy, since it’s from good materials.”

It seems that this outfit was also made by the fucking gorilla in front of me.

“Clothes, that’s taken off afterwards. Will be washed at the river.”

“Someone rescue meeeeeeeeeeeee!”

I shouted with all my might.

What the heck is she really!? Her girl power is high! It’s too excessive, you know!?

Cooking, washing, sewing …… in addition, considering that the corner of this forest which she called nest is uselessly spotless, she’s also good at cleaning.

Isn’t this the story of how good a wife’s level is!? She’s completely perfect!? …… If she was not a gorilla!?

“I, gonna be a good wife?”

“Yeah, I bet you will be!? If the other party is a gorilla!”

“Such…… that’s embarrassing. If Seiichi says so, then let’s get married now.”

“I said if it’s a gorillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”

I’ll take her down……! But there’s no way I can win …….! Such a hard liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!

Is that it? The fucking gorilla before me thinks that, I’m a gorilla that same as her!? That’s true isn’t it!?

I was in the state of self-despair, but I managed to regain my cool by taking repeated deep breaths.

I hold my breath and think with my calm head.

I have, to get out of this hell somehow……!

For that, which way should I run?

If I escape …… I got it. There was a blacked-out spot on the map. Let’s run away to that place.

The Clever Monkeys and this gorilla have a lot of opportunities to take action together. However, the fact that there is a black-painted part means that, perhaps this fucking gorilla doesn’t even know about this black-painted spot. Even though I know it’s location, I don’t know where it is, is that what it’s like?

Then, at what timing do I escape …… that was what I was thinking about.

It doesn’t really matter, and why at this late hour? It’s not that I don’t feel like doing it, but I decided to ask the fucking gorilla in front of me what I was wondering about.

“Oi, fucking gorilla”

“Fucking gorilla, wrong. I’m, Saria”

“Shut up. So, why can you speak the same language as mine?”

Even that Clever Monkey, didn’t use words. However, the fucking gorilla in front of me is very easy to communicate with.

Maybe she was glad with the question that I asked, since joy seems to appear from the fucking gorilla’s facial expression for a while.

“That is, because of the books I found in the nearby cave.”

“A cave? And, book?”

When I tilt my head, the fucking gorilla brought two books from a bush a little further away.

Both of it are tattered. One is thick, and the other one is thin.

“I learned words, because of reading these books.”

“……”

Seriously …… it’s amazing, this fucking gorilla.

I received the two books. On the cover of the thinner book, 『The Essential Points of Life Magic』 was written.

“Life magic?”

I try to open the book while being puzzled at the unfamiliar words.

In the book, all the useful magic that can be used in daily life was written.

Magic that creates a small fire. Magic that pours out a glass of water. Magic that dries the laundry. Magic that softens the soil, and cultivates the fields…… Everything, is very trivial, but was very convenient if it would be used.

Among them, the one that I was attracted the most was the magic called 『Wash』.

Simply put, dirt and impurities on your body, it’s a magic that cleans up dirt and dust. It seems that it cannot make the clothes clean for some reason, but if I use this, my body will be cleansed in one shot.

My, body, was considerably dirty…… Well, when I was about to die because of my own magic, I felt the I became a little clean.

This magic, seems to be a magic that is used normally by commoners. In the first place, taking a bath is, it’s like only for wealthy aristocrats or a merchants.

“Hee …… it’s a useful magic.”

It was when I muttered that.

『Life Magic has been acquired』

“……”

The familiar voice echoed in my head.

……Something like this, I memorize it easily. Isn’t this kind of thing necessary as a practice?

…… Well, it’s not a loss to memorize it.

I then, reached for the thicker book.

『The Diary of Hero Abel』

“Hee, Hero Abel’s diary ……”

Diary huh…… I don’t feel good at continuing reading this kind of thing……

…………

“A hero!?”

I was surprised at that fact, that I unintentionally let out a startled voice.

Eh!? The diary of a hero!? Seriously!? It’s not a fake!?

I opened the book with so much shock that I was stunned.

『XX year ⬤ month 〇 day. I was chosen as the hero, and it was finally the day to depart. My companions were Pieru, the priest in charge of recovery, and Garrus, the vanguard warrior. Liliana, the sage, and Anna, the hunter, for the rear support. Everyone who received the order of the Demon King’s subjugation directly from the King, were important people who decided to go on the adventure together. As is the case with protecting the world, I don’t want them to die. Let’s fight to the best of our ability! 』

“Oh, it’s very hero-like, that guy. Anyhow, the Demon King and the hero, which is the noble path.”

Well, the people at my school got involved in the hero summoning, too, right? Kenji and the others, I wonder how are they.

As I read more and more, I remembered my friends who would’ve been summoned as heroes.

However, as the page progresses, the tears become terrible.

『XX year ⬤ month 〇 day. It’s been a year since we started traveling. It’s thanks to everyone that we were able to continue this journey without losing any of our companions. However, there are some terrible villages and towns that makes me want to keep my eyes down as we travel, and it forces me strongly to subdue the Demon King as soon as possible. The one who appointed me as the hero—the country—the king, to repau those who supported me! 』

『XX year ⬤ month 〇 day. We succeeded in hunting down one more demon king’s army executive. However, the price was so great that Garrus, a companion who had traveled along with me for many years, passed away. It’s the result of my own incapableness. My weakness and misery have made me so angry that I had no place to vent it to, and it’s about to explode at any moment. Why am I so weak! I’m not strong at all! And yet, this is the result of me being praised from my surroundings in being a hero and feeling enthusiastic about it…….!! I’ll never make the same mistake again. Lillana and Anna gently comforted me even if I was about to be discouraged. Garrus, my best compensation for you is, the demon king’s head! 』

“……Hero, is popular. Pieru is pitiful ……”

『XX year ⬤ month 〇 day. We finally succeeded in subduing the Demon King. However, what was waiting for us was, the reality that was too cruel. That Pieru betrayed us. After subduing the Demon King, he attacked me, who was exhausted. I managed to protect Liliana and Anna and succeeded in escaping for our lives. Pieru’s betrayal—the country—reported to the king—』

“He betrayed you! Pieru!? Is that, the result of being jealous of the hero’s popularity!?”

『XX year ⬤ month 〇 day. I was in despair at the human beings. What was waiting for me as I return to the country for the report, was an attack by the citizens. Apparently, I was betrayed by the country. According to the rumor I got from the information covertly, one of the demon army executives who I failed to kill —— was connected to it behind the scenes. In addition, everything about the resurrection of the current Demon King —— was just the worst scenario organized by the country and its executives. But that’s story has nothing to do with me anymore. My beloved Liliana and Anna were killed. I will, pursue this diary at the end. It was a foolish life, but the only memories I had when I was traveling with Liliana and the others, I don’t want it to fade. If someone is reading this diary, please don’t repeat the same mistakes that I did. A certain future, wishing for the future —— Abel』

I gently closed the diary.

…………

“It’s heavy!”

I slammed the diary on the ground with all my might.

“What is this!? You usually write in your diary about what you enjoyed that day, right!? Certainly, you can write something that is painful or sad, but this is really too heavy!?”

Eh…… then what? After reading this diary, it told me not to repeat the same mistake? Don’t be absurd! First of all, everything that seems to be important is in tears! Is that on purpose!?

“Haa…… haa……”

“Seiichi, settle down. You have me.”

“What will happen since you are here!”

“Marriage, you know?”

“Just drop dead!”

I’ll definitely run away from this fucking gorilla ……! That’s what I swear.

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