Chapter 1

In the special singles' day program, "I Am the Ultimate Otaku," the recording site is bustling with activity.

An otaku contestant named Wu Zhe is answering questions ingeniously to win the prize pool.

The host's voice is rapid and urgent: "When parents suddenly enter their otaku son's room, what do they usually see the child doing in front of the computer?"

Wu Zhe, with the ticking of a ten-second countdown, must quickly give an answer that satisfies more than 60% of the audience.

His answer is profound: "...the child is staring blankly at the computer desktop!"

The electronic counter shows that over 60% of the audience finds his answer correct.

"Next question, what is the biggest difference between having a fever and being in heat?"

"...Having a fever means wanting to wear clothes, being in heat means wanting to take them off!"

"Over 60% find it a brilliant answer! Continue! What is the human body part that doesn't exist but both men and women pay great attention to?!"

"Milky way!"

"Brilliant answer! Good, next question, you are about to challenge for a 100,000 yuan prize! Before that, I want to ask, if you win the 100,000 yuan, what will you use it for?"

"Go to the otaku holy land Akihabara, buy a lot of GalGames and figurines and other cute things!"

"Oh? You don't plan to meet some Japanese girls along the way?"

"Don't talk to me about those vulgar three-dimensional female creatures!" His tone is firm, not afraid of offending the audience.

"...Alright, next question, if you suddenly turned into a woman, a three-dimensional female creature, what would you rely on to survive?"

"Huh (⊙o⊙)?"

"Don't be surprised, the question is just like that. You have five seconds to think."

"Alright, if I turned into a woman, I would..."

Bang ————

Amidst a chorus of gasps, a ceiling light suddenly fell from the studio, hitting Wu Zhe right on the head.

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Wu Zhe stared blankly at his translucent body.

It seems... I'm dead? I've become a spirit?

A minute ago, I still had hands and feet, participating in the quick-witted program, striving to win 100,000 yuan.

But it seems I was suddenly hit by something, and when I regained consciousness, I was already traveling through a tunnel with alternating black and white light, like a time tunnel.

It seems my soul is traveling through the time tunnel.

Before Wu Zhe could figure out what was happening, a cloud-like substance suddenly appeared in the time tunnel, enveloping his entire soul.

A mysterious, highly mechanical metallic voice sounded.

[Soul confirmed, fusion initiated. This process is irreversible, fusion at 1%, 2%, 3%...]

[...Fusion at 100% complete!]

[Successful integration of the strongest evolutionary body with the compatible soul, initiating body revival...]

[Error! Combat drive not detected! Awaiting repair.]

[Initiating in safe mode, optimizing survival probability...]

These messages echoed in Wu Zhe's mind one after another.

It seems... I have merged with something?

Wu Zhe tried to struggle.

[Optimizing survival probability, selecting liquid mercury in spatial turbulence.]

At this moment, Wu Zhe felt himself becoming soft...

Wu Zhe never imagined that he would slowly turn into a pool of mercury-like liquid, floating and moving forward in the tunnel.

Although he had no eyes or body, he could clearly feel that he had become a pool of mercury.

Peng ————

Suddenly, a rift appeared in the time tunnel.

A gigantic woman's hand suddenly pierced through the time tunnel, her red nails still carrying fragments of the time-space, fiercely grabbing at the mercury-like Wu Zhe.

This hand had a grand momentum, like the Buddha's palm striking the monkey.

[Extreme danger! Escape probability less than 1%!]

Wu Zhe heard the metallic voice again, this time filled with a sharp alarm.

Kara ———

Another rift appeared in the time tunnel, and a man's huge hand reached out, barely blocking the woman's hand.

Taking advantage of this delay, Wu Zhe's body automatically changed.

The mercury-like liquid quickly became ethereal, transforming into a beam of light, dodging the giant woman's hand and darting deep into the time tunnel.

[Photon state escape complete, energy consumption 99%, unable to continue jumping, random world descent...]

In a daze, Wu Zhe felt himself suddenly plunge into a pool of water.

[Human life form detected! Automatically selecting the highest survival probability! DNA and clothing evolution at 1%, 2%...]

Wu Zhe couldn't react, and in a daze, he didn't know how long it had been, but he felt himself being lifted out of the water.

Splash ———

After being pulled out of the water, Wu Zhe was roughly thrown onto a wooden board.

It was the deck of a large ship.

Wu Zhe, drenched, opened his eyes and saw a middle-aged man dressed as an ancient martial artist.

At this moment, the martial artist's inner energy was surging, and the water on his clothes was being shaken off by a force.

Inner energy? Wu Zhe was stunned.

But inner energy isn't that powerful, could it be the mystical energy mentioned in web novels?

After throwing Wu Zhe to the ground, the martial artist grumbled angrily, but Wu Zhe couldn't understand.

The metallic voice sounded in his mind again: [Language learning at 1%, 10%, 30%...]

To Wu Zhe's surprise, the language learning progress was incredibly fast, and he could already understand most of what the man was saying after just a few sentences:

"You... took... ten taels of silver... to save your sister... but you tried to escape last night... fortunately, we caught you early... you still have your virginity, but you tried to drown yourself in the river again! Your life is worthless, but what about the reputation of the Three Heroes of Qingling?!"

What? What is he saying?

Hey, is the translation wrong? Is this metallic voice a knockoff?

Wu Zhe was stunned for a moment, then slapped his head to clear his mind.

But he was shocked to find that when he raised his hand, his forearm was white and tender, and he was wearing a woman's pink sleeve.

No way?!

Wu Zhe stared at his hands in shock.

A girl's tender skin...

He patted his face, touched his head... a smooth face, and the hairstyle of an unmarried ancient woman.

And his body... a delicate girl's body.

Oh my god, this otaku has turned into a woman?

This is bad, that host is a jinx!

Next, do I really have to think about...

An otaku turned into a woman, what will I rely on to survive?

In an instant, Wu Zhe suddenly remembered the nickname he had been given since elementary school: Wu Zhe, read separately, no JJ...

Damn! Wu Zhe wanted to give a middle finger, but he was stunned.

Uh (⊙o⊙)... Can I not do it anymore in the future?! And might I be done to by others?!

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