Chapter 13

When the "Great Villain Cultivation System" first arrived with Wu Fan in this world, it was not yet complete, only in its initial stage. It gifted Wu Fan a skill called the "Language Package," ensuring he could communicate without barriers in this world. Apart from that, it also provided a single lottery chance, the excitement of which Wu Fan still cherished. Therefore, when he remembered he still had one lottery chance, his excitement could not be contained.

Wu Fan's excitement stemmed from the fact that this was an incredibly sacred and thrilling part of the system. The "Famous Generals Page, Skills Page, Pets Page, Divine Weapons Page, Martial Arts Page, and Miscellaneous Items Page" would be like a courtesan who had just received silver, spreading her legs waiting to be... oh! No! To be drawn from! From the top-tier famous generals that required millions of villain points to exchange, to a mere five-zhu coin or an old lady's foot-binding cloth, everything was available! As long as one was lucky enough, anything was possible!

Excitedly rubbing his hands, Wu Fan muttered incessantly: "Let those detox pills and such go to hell! I want famous generals! The top-tier ones! Just thinking about it makes me feel powerful, with a bunch of mighty men like Xiang Yu, Lu Bu, and Li Yuanba standing behind me, a wave of my hand and I can crush the entire world in minutes! What about the Luoyang Thousand Households Office, what about the Eagle-Soaring Guard, let them all go to hell!"

"Ding! The lottery function is now open, please rotate the wheel, host!"

Blinding light filled the vast system space, and suddenly a huge wheel appeared, marked with the six pages.

The lottery actually had two stages: first, choose one of the six pages, then make a selection within that page. Undoubtedly, the Famous Generals Page was a sure win. The Miscellaneous Items Page, however, was much more risky. You might draw the Imperial Seal, marked as a "miscellaneous item," or you might just get a half-eaten bun bitten by an ancient person, testing the lottery participant's mental fortitude.

Wu Fan looked at his right hand, took a deep breath, and stood in front of the wheel, proudly saying: "This is a magical hand, because it just 'broke its virginity'; this is a lucky hand, because it just touched a woman's chest; this is an extremely magical and lucky hand, because its first touch was on a beauty's chest, and the fragrance still lingers; ah! Praise you, my..."

"Ding! Please do not waste too much time, host. After this lottery, the system will undergo a large-scale bug fix update."

"Eh?"

Wu Fan exclaimed in surprise: "You just said... a large-scale bug fix update?" After carefully articulating these words, he asked: "Does that mean the Great Villain Cultivation System still has significant bugs?"

"Ding! I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said, please continue the lottery!"

"Oh! Hahaha...!"

Wu Fan nodded in understanding, his expression strange. He glanced at his right hand and decisively spun the wheel.

"Generals! Generals! Generals!"

Clenching his fists, Wu Fan watched the rapidly spinning wheel, his face flushed red, and he shouted loudly, his excitement reaching its peak.

"Generals! Generals! Generals!"

As the six pages took turns stopping under the red pointer, gradually slowing down until it almost stopped...

"Ha ha ha...!"

"Smack!"

After a bout of manic laughter, Wu Fan kissed his right hand, yes, this was an extremely magical and lucky hand! He actually drew the Famous Generals Page! Guaranteeing that Wu Fan could at least draw a general worth 100,000 villain points! Thinking about how he had painstakingly designed the death of his superior, Hundred House Chen Yucui, and only earned 900 villain points. Thinking about how he had even given up the precious virtue of chastity, selling out 538 teammates, and only earned 50,000 villain points. And now, just one lottery draw could get him a general worth at least 100,000 villain points!

Rubbing his chin, Wu Fan stared at his right hand, his eyes filled with a lecherous look, because his thoughts were indeed lecherous... [Should I risk my life to touch Tong Rui's chest again before the next lottery? That really is a pair of lucky breasts!]

"Whoosh!"

Blinding white light appeared, the other five pages were hidden, leaving only the Famous Generals Page open.

To be honest, this was the first time Wu Fan carefully examined the Famous Generals Page. Before this, he had never really looked at it, only seeing some scattered images provided by the system, just to cater to his poor mentality. Seeing the prices of these famous generals, it was truly beyond what the current Wu Fan could afford!

Well!

That was in the past, and now, as long as he was lucky enough, Wu Fan could choose any general he wanted!

The huge wheel was densely packed with various famous generals, and these generals were all dynamic, accompanied by voice lines.

For example...

His phoenix eyes narrowed to a slit, his parrot feather armor flapping in the wind, his three-foot-long beard smooth and flowing, his nine-foot-tall robust body astride the fiery red horse, the Green Dragon Crescent Blade gleaming with cold light. Suddenly, his phoenix eyes opened wide, filled with killing intent, he pointed and declared with overwhelming authority: "You, who sells your head for a few coins, how dare you act so recklessly?"

Two words, impressive!

And then...

Riding a purple lightning-chasing steed, holding a divine water spear, the young and valiant general pointed to the distance and shouted: "Until the Xiongnu are destroyed, how can I have a home?"

Four words, super impressive!

Wu Fan's eyes were dazzled, his saliva almost dripping onto the lottery wheel, almost performing a real-life scene of drooling.

However, Wu Fan also had his doubts: "Why are there scholars like Zhuge Liang and Zhang Liang on the Famous Generals Page? Can you explain?"

"Ding! This is one of the bugs that need to be fixed. People like them are skilled in internal affairs and also in military strategy, making them typical all-round talents. Due to the system's oversight, they are currently only counted for their military abilities and not their other skills. In other words, they are half-price items... Unfortunately, the host does not have enough villain points, which is fortunate."

Wu Fan: "...", why didn't you fart earlier?

"Ding! Additionally, the other pages of the system are nearly perfect and will not be easily adjusted in the future. Only the Famous Generals Page will be continuously adjusted due to too many bugs. For example, no matter which general the host draws, the system will also provide their weapons, horses, etc., meaning the host draws a person and gets several valuable items, which is a significant loss. The system will fix this in the next update... It must be said, the host's luck is indeed strong."

"Hahaha! Are you praising me? You must be praising me! Hahaha! I am indeed a lucky handsome man!" Wu Fan laughed to the sky, all his previous grievances swept away. Glancing at his lucky right hand, Wu Fan spun the wheel forcefully and shouted: "Go! My lucky wheel! I'm not greedy, just one Xiang Yu is enough!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, for understanding the true essence of shamelessness, rewarded with 200 villain points!"

Wu Fan: "...", damn it! A well-played knife!

"Ding! Congratulations, host, for drawing the famous general Hu Che'er..."

"Who?"

"Ding! Hu Che'er, a general at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, 'capable of carrying 500 catties and traveling 700 miles a day.' During the battle between Zhang Xiu and Cao Cao, Hu Che'er got Dian Wei drunk and stole his twin halberds, leading to Dian Wei's death in battle against Zhang Xiu's army."

"Ding! Character generation in progress, 0.2%... It will take a long time, please exit the system space for now... The exchanged items have been sent..."

"Ding! System closing! System closing..."

"No, no, no, no!", Wu Fan hadn't even reacted when he was already outside, angrily slapping his palm and muttering: "What a joke? The Famous Generals Page! Hu Che'er? Damn! He's also considered a famous general? What about Xiang Yu? What about Lu Bu?"

Looking at the star-studded night sky outside the window, and glancing at the cultivation technique "Purple Qi from the East" and the two pills wrapped in wax that were thrown out with him by the system, Wu Fan sighed deeply, leaning his body to one side, one hand on the edge of the bed, the other reaching out to grab them.

"Snap!"

Staring blankly at the piece of broken bed board in his hand, Wu Fan...

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PS: Requesting recommendations and collections. I finished writing it at 3 or 4 AM yesterday, but couldn't log in to the page, which was frustrating.

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