chapter 25

“I’ve hemorrhoids!”

Morishita Daiki made an awkward face when he received my do-or-die coming out of the closet .

His mother also made an expressionless face and even Abeno Kaguya made a face that was expressing “I’ve heard something bad…”

The room was filled with an awkward silence and then Morishita’s mother hit her palm .

“Today is Daiki-chan’s birthday! Well then, it’s time for opening birthday presents!”

*Skip* *Skip* and Morishita’s mother went into the kitchen and came back with a sparkling present .

And then from her satchel Abeno Kaguya took out a small wrapped package .

And, I began sweating on my back .

I was able to make it through somehow when they were urging me to eat… Now that I think a bit more coming to a birthday party empty-handed is an extreme display of lack of common sense .

Now that it became present opening time on top of having hemorrhoids I’ll also be a deplorable foreigner who can’t read the atmosphere .

I who am an elite and trained in the Vatican… I can’t allow to be called a deplorable child by the people of this country in the far east .

Though, I don’t have a present .

What to do, what to do… at the time I was thinking that, Abeno Kaguya sighed and put the small package on the table .

“This a present from me and Lela Sakaguchi . ”

“Eh? Sakaguchi-san knew my birthday in prior?”

“Th-Th-That’s correct, right?”

While saying that I was honestly surprised .

Abeno Kaguya gave me a follow-up… That’s a fact .

I thought she was a cold-blooded woman with a heart of stone… I’m spared from being labeled as shameless .

At any rate… I have a debt towards Abeno Kaguya now .

And just like that the birthday party has ended with the giving of presents .

By the way, Morishita’s mother had brought a birthday cake where she used actual paint to colour it but Morishita ate it, regardless .

Side: Morishita Daiki

Next day, lunch break .

While I was eating in the courtyard the class president called out to me .

She had enormous G-cup breasts, and slightly indulgent body with 52 kilos and 157 cm .

“Ehm… Morishita-kun?”

“Hm? What’s wrong, class president?”

“This . ”

She said that and presented a small package to me .

“This is?”

“Bentou . I made it for Morishita-kun . ”

Oh? Ooh?

What does this mean?

“Bentou, you say… How come?”

“It’s for saving me from the hijacker that time . It’s my gratitude for that . I tried hard in making it, so I think it’s delicious . ”

“Now that you say that, I did save from the danger to your chastity . ”

“Yes . That’s why I’m showing my gratitude . ”

「……」

I can’t understand the current situation well so I’m sorting various things in my head .

And then, I—

Uooooooooo! I made a guts pose in the bottom of my heart .

That’s right .

At any rate, my third purpose in my life is to have a bentou homemade from a girl with enormous breasts and it has been achieved .

By the way, Abeno-senpai’s homemade bentou doesn’t count since her personality is regrettable .

At any rate, I’m frankly happy at this .

“Thank you, class president!”

“Also do you know, Morishita-kun?”

“Hm? What is it?”

“Do you have time this Sunday?”

“I do have time but why?”

“Ehm, etto . ”

“Hm?”

“Won’t you go… on a date with me?”

Oh?

… . OH?

OOOOOOOOOOOH?

I pinched my cheeks at what just happened now .

Yeah, there’s pain clearly .

Basically, this is not a dream .

“Date, you said… It’s that thing which men and women go together, right?”

“Yes . That’s right . ”

“Why?”

“Ehm, etto . ”

“Hm?”

“At the time when Morishita-kun took out the hijacker—You looked very cool?”

Okay, it came!

Finally it arrived!

Finally!

These 19 constant years .

Three years of continual saving of people in the different world—- And like that I saved the world .

I was always wondering .

Usually, when you think of heroes they’re always popular .

But, I am a virgin .

However, finally, finally, everything had paid off .

Finally, I had been evaluated properly .

That’s right, I had finally entered the popular period of my life!