Chapter 52: The Absolute Failure-Proof Techniques of an Idol

"Did you come in?"

"Just a moment... Oh, you came in."

[No way lololololol Is this album unboxing???]

[Really doing album unboxing lololololololol]

"Hyewon-hyung said he wants to do album unboxing. I said I would join him."

"Then he said he wants to pull his favorite member. When I asked who his favorite is, he said it’s him."

[lololololololololololololololololol]

[My favorite is you too, Jiwoon]

"My favorite is Maknae."

"Anyway, I really like the maknae."

Hyewon and Jiwoon soon picked up the First Light Mini 1 album. Since it was their first time, they carefully tore open the packaging and took out two photocards each. Hyewon showed the photocards of Park Sunjae and Shin Jiwoon to the camera and said,

"Oh, you pulled your favorite right away. Do you want me to give you your favorite?"

"No, if you pulled it, you should keep it. Why are you being so mean?"

[Shin Jiwoon, that’s my desire...]

[Guys, can we do an offline exchange?]

[Offline exchange lolololololol]

After pulling the Mini 2 album, the regular 1st album was placed in front of them, version by version. Shin Jiwoon asked,

"Did you buy this too?"

"Yeah, I pre-ordered it with the Hwatsalis. It just arrived at the studio. But Jiho isn’t showing up. If Jiho were here, we’d have all the members."

[Hyewon... a Hwatsali?]

[After pulling your favorite, you even want to pull the member who didn’t show up. That’s exactly how I do album unboxing.]

[This Vlog feels more like album unboxing than X’s app lolololololol]

[Oh, Minjo really showed up]

Hyewon showed the photocard of Min Jiho to the camera and said,

"This is from when we were shooting the music video in baseball uniforms."

"Oh, a numbered photocard? The Hwatsalis really love these."

"Really?"

[Hyewon is being so serious...]

[Did you buy a deco den lolololololololololol]

"Is this how you put it together?"

"Huh? Is that right? It doesn’t look good at all."

"Just a moment..."

After searching for videos on their phones and working hard on decorating the toploaders, they both checked each other’s work and simultaneously dropped their heads, laughing.

"Hyung... what do we do with this?"

"There’s no way... I can’t show this to them..."

Hyewon couldn’t stop laughing, and he couldn’t even finish his sentence. Meanwhile, Shin Jiwoon showed the two decorated toploaders to the camera.

For a while, the chat window was flooded with 'lololololololololololololololololol'.

Shin Jiwoon read the chat and said,

"The Hwatsalis aren’t even saying one of us did a good job."

[No way lolololololololololololol How can they say this is good lololololololololol]

[This is the worst toploader decoration I’ve ever seen lololololololololol]

[Throw it away, it’s ugly...]

"Hyewon-hyung, the Hwatsalis say it’s ugly and want you to throw it away."

At that, the always-laughing Hyewon burst out laughing again, almost crying.

[Guys, just stop for a moment. My stomach hurts, I want to stop laughing...]

After a while, both the members and the fans stopped laughing, and Hyewon and Jiwoon spoke almost simultaneously.

"Juwon."

"An Juwon! Come here for a moment!"

When they called out loudly, An Juwon, who was nearby, opened the door of the meeting room and came in. Wearing his slightly thick glasses, which he usually wore for studying, An Juwon stood behind the camera and asked,

"Why did you call me?"

"We did toploader decoration, and it turned out like this. Can you fix it for us?"

When Hyewon showed the two toploaders, An Juwon immediately covered his mouth with his hand and sat down.

"Man, I can’t fix this. Just throw it away..."

[Art student gives up lololololololololololololol]

[Why this trial for Juwon...]

[Oh, I’m really struggling to stop laughing]

Shin Jiwoon gestured for An Juwon to come in, and he reluctantly joined the broadcast. After greeting the Hwatsalis, he said,

"First, the photocards should show the faces. Both of you covered the faces."

"His face just didn’t look good."

"I didn’t think it was that bad, but I thought it would look cooler if the face was covered."

"Guys, what are you even doing..."

An Juwon, speechless at their antics, started laughing uncontrollably with the other two. He then looked at the two toploaders seriously and first turned the photos around so the faces were visible. While he was concentrating on fixing them, Shin Jiwoon read the comments and said to An Juwon,

"Juwon, the Hwatsalis say you’re a clan breaker."

"Yeah, that’s what happened."

Then, Hyewon, who seemed to have a lot to say, opened his mouth.

"Back when we were with Kukseonah, you called me hyung. Now, after two years, you’re calling Juwon by his name. Didn’t Seulgi say something about that?"

Since Hyewon had avoided talking about the past two years, both An Juwon and Shin Jiwoon paused and looked at Hyewon. Then, An Juwon spoke first.

"Seulgi... probably doesn’t have the energy to interfere with such things."

Then, Shin Jiwoon chimed in from the side.

"That hyung can barely move his own body."

[What’s Seulgi’s image becoming lololololololololol]

[She’s just the one who opens the door lololololololol]

Hyewon, understanding their point, continued,

"Anyway, it’s too late now. We just have to live like this, I guess."

[What’s this gradient thing lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol