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Chapter 23 of 100

Chapter 0023: It Rained in the Toilet

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"Let's go, I just happen to need to use the toilet," Zhong Pinliang's words aligned perfectly with Lin Yi's thoughts. Although he had caught the vice-principal in a bind that morning, Lin Yi wasn't sure if the vice-principal could still help him after the incident. Now, these few guys wanted to find a place where no one was around, which was perfect.

Seeing Lin Yi agree readily, Zhong Pinliang was at a loss, exchanging glances with Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu. In the past, when they wanted to teach someone a lesson, the person would usually be terrified and beg for mercy when they heard they were going to the toilet. But Lin Yi actually said he just happened to need to use the toilet!

"Let's go then!" Zhong Pinliang felt very displeased; talking to Lin Yi gave him no sense of satisfaction.

"Yao Yao, look how cool Arrow Brother is!" Chen Yushu excitedly waved her little fists. "There's going to be a good show soon!"

"I think he's got a brain injury. Facing three people and still acting so tough." Chu Mengyao pursed her lips.

Lin Yi and Zhong Pinliang's group of four left the classroom, only to see Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu standing at the classroom door. Lin Yi didn't mind; he had long known that Chen Yushu liked to watch the drama. But Zhong Pinliang put on a very ingratiating smile: "Yao Yao, why are you here?"

"Why can't I be here? I can be wherever I want. Do I need your permission?" Chu Mengyao shot a glance at Zhong Pinliang. "What are you guys doing?"

"I'm teaching this country bumpkin how to behave!" Zhong Pinliang didn't know that Lin Yi and Chu Mengyao knew each other and assumed they had no connection. In his view, most women liked strong men, and the stronger he was, the more security he could provide. So he always acted arrogantly in front of Chu Mengyao, not realizing that this only made her more repulsed.

"Oh, then you should really teach him well!" Chu Mengyao said, giving Lin Yi a faint glare, thinking to herself, "You took advantage of me yesterday, so you deserve this today."

"Sure, sure!" Zhong Pinliang was delighted when Chu Mengyao agreed with his view. So Chu Mengyao liked to see him bully others! It seemed she also liked those delinquent students. If he had known she liked that, he would have already won her over.

"Go Lin Yi, go Lin Yi!" Chen Yushu shouted inappropriately.

Zhong Pinliang's head was full of black lines. He thought, "These two are not on the same side? So Chen Yushu likes this country bumpkin?" Although Zhong Pinliang was unhappy, he could only pretend not to hear. After all, he couldn't afford to offend this little lady; her brother could punch him into outer space.

"Xiao Shu, why are you cheering for him?" Chu Mengyao frowned.

"If you cheer for Zhong Pinliang, I'll cheer for Lin Yi. That's only fair!" Chen Yushu said confidently.

Lin Yi didn't linger and turned to walk into the men's toilet.

"Hey, can't you just stay here and not go into the toilet?" Chen Yushu didn't want them to go into the toilet, as she wouldn't be able to see the drama.

Zhong Pinliang pointed in the direction of the toilet, meaning that Lin Yi had already gone in, and he had no choice. Originally, he wanted to settle things in the school corridor, even though it might attract the vice-principal. But to win the heart of a beauty, he was willing to take the risk.

Actually, students like Zhong Pinliang were still very afraid of the homeroom teacher and the vice-principal. After all, he was still a student and not as fearless as those who had already entered society. If the vice-principal really reported his misdeeds to his father, he would be in trouble at home.

But most of the time, the homeroom teacher and the vice-principal turned a blind eye to him. They knew he wouldn't study and as long as he didn't cause any major trouble, they let him be.

"Or, you can come in and watch!" Zhong Pinliang hesitated for a moment and said.

"But that's the men's toilet!" Chen Yushu pointed to the large "Male" sign on the toilet. "Xiao Liangzi, are you asking us to do something wrong?"

Being called "Xiao Liangzi," Zhong Pinliang was very unhappy, but he had no choice. He smiled and said, "No problem, everyone is in class right now. No one will be in the toilet! We'll go in first!"

Zhong Pinliang was afraid that Lin Yi would lock himself in a stall and not come out, so he quickly ran into the toilet with Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu.

"Yao Yao, shall we go in?" Chen Yushu didn't want to miss this exciting moment. She wanted to see Lin Yi beat up Zhong Pinliang.

"Isn't that inappropriate?" Chu Mengyao was hesitant; she had never been in a men's toilet before.

"Come on, what's the big deal? Zhong Pinliang said no one is in the toilet right now!" Chen Yushu pulled Chu Mengyao's hand and ran towards the men's toilet.

"Ah!" Chu Mengyao sighed, feeling a vague sense of unease, as if something bad was about to happen.

Lin Yi really needed to use the toilet! He had drunk a large bowl of noodle soup in the morning and hadn't had the chance to go during the first two classes.

The toilet was quite fancy, with individual urinals, unlike the pit toilets in the village or the makeshift toilets in the mountain village where he used to live.

Lin Yi was urinating when he heard footsteps behind him. Through the reflection in the glass, he saw the figures of Zhong Pinliang, Zhang Naipao, and Gao Xiaofu.

"Damn, this guy is really peeing here?" Gao Xiaofu widened his eyes, marveling at Lin Yi's lack of fear. How could this guy seem so fearless?

"I'll take care of it!" Zhong Pinliang laughed and ran towards Lin Yi. Lin Yi had kicked him in the ass yesterday, and today he was going to get even. Moreover, a person peeing is most vulnerable to external disturbances. If interrupted, they might stop urinating or even have a health issue. Zhong Pinliang was indeed quite devious.

He chose this moment to kick Lin Yi, which could not only knock him into the urinal but also scare him. Zhong Pinliang was almost grinning from ear to ear as he sneaked up on Lin Yi.

Lin Yi had already seen Zhong Pinliang's movements in the reflection of the glass. He found it quite amusing. When Zhong Pinliang was right behind him, Lin Yi suddenly turned around, gritted his teeth, and sprayed a stream of urine at Zhong Pinliang.

"Ah—" Zhong Pinliang was shocked, his plan disrupted as he quickly tried to dodge. But how could the speed of a water jet-like stream of urine be compared to Zhong Pinliang's?

As Zhong Pinliang screamed, he felt as if it was raining on his face, getting drenched. The most tragic part was that he opened his mouth to scream and ended up drinking a mouthful of Lin Yi's urine...

Zhong Pinliang struggled to dodge, but his feet slipped on the urine, and he fell backward onto the ground.

"Ah—" At the same time Zhong Pinliang screamed, two more people screamed. They were Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu!

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