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Chapter 22 of 57

Chapter 22

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Upon receiving the order, the fierce black wolves finally reacted, immediately changing their tactics. Some stayed in front of the target to harass and draw attention, while others circled around to the back to bite its anus.

The red-eyed mad rhinoceros roared in anger, wondering why everyone was attacking that spot today. Although its body was as tough as copper and iron, even if these fierce black wolves bit it, they couldn't break through. However, no one had ever fortified the defense of its anus, which was the most delicate part of its body.

It tried its best to gore these disgusting dogs, but its agility was far lower than that of the fierce black wolves. Each time it charged, it missed, and after dozens of attempts, it was panting and dizzy from turning around so much.

Seeing the time was ripe, the fierce black wolves began to launch a full-scale attack on the rhinoceros's anus.

The red-eyed mad rhinoceros was now in a panic. It shouldn't have come to this cursed place; it was all the fault of that damned human.

Anger from the red-eyed mad rhinoceros: +2 +2 +2 +2...

Although it was angry, it had to run. It took off, but the fierce black wolves wouldn't let such a large meal escape, and they quickly blocked its path.

Ji Xiaoxi, standing at the top of the slope, felt a bit sorry for the scene: "The red-eyed mad rhinoceros is clearly at a disadvantage against the fierce black wolves. If it were another high-attack, high-agility fierce beast, the fierce black wolves wouldn't stand a chance."

"This stupid rhinoceros is bullying you, I'll get revenge for you," Zuan said without blinking.

"But it's so pitiful," Ji Xiaoxi couldn't help but say. "It won't last much longer. Should we save it?"

Zuan quickly grabbed her arm, marveling at her excessive sympathy and her slender arm: "Don't worry, it won't die so easily. Just keep watching."

Ji Xiaoxi looked doubtful and continued to watch, only to be surprised by an unexpected change in the scene.

One of the fierce black wolves found a weak spot and bit the red-eyed mad rhinoceros's anus. It was elated and was about to tear out the rhinoceros's intestines as usual, but it suddenly trembled and died on the spot.

Then the second, third, fourth...

After nearly twenty fierce black wolves died, the pack finally realized something was wrong. The wolves began to retreat and whisper to each other.

Dog language:

"What's going on?"

"I don't know either."

"I know!"

"What?"

"This guy's shit is poisonous!"

...

The leader of the fierce black wolves was furious: "Have we eaten shit for so many years and never been poisoned? This guy must have some unknown ability. Be careful."

The other fierce black wolves were relieved. If the shit was really poisonous, it would颠覆 their common sense, and how would they hunt in the future?

The red-eyed mad rhinoceros also seemed to realize something. Could its anus have some unknown ability? But its mother never told it.

Noticing that the previously arrogant fierce black wolves were now avoiding its anus, the red-eyed mad rhinoceros changed its defensive stance and deliberately raised its tail to expose its anus, almost shouting, "Come on, come on!"

Zuan noticed the red-eyed mad rhinoceros deliberately provoking the fierce black wolves and couldn't help but laugh: "I didn't expect this guy to be so cheap."

Ji Xiaoxi's cheeks turned red, clearly finding the scene hard to accept as a lady. She turned her face away but couldn't resist her curiosity: "How did you do it? Was it because of the dagger?"

Zuan nodded: "I coated the dagger with a deadly poison. When the fierce black wolves bit the rhinoceros's anus, they were cut by the tip of the dagger and died from the poison." He didn't want to reveal the secret of the poisoned dagger and found a plausible reason.

"I see," Ji Xiaoxi nodded, her face still red, but she was thinking, what kind of poison could last so long? After all, the tip of the dagger is so small, and so many fierce black wolves bit it; the poison should have been diluted by now.

In the valley, the fierce black wolves were enraged by the red-eyed mad rhinoceros's provocation and charged at it, but each time they bit its anus, they were cut by the hidden dagger and died from the poison. The number of dead fierce black wolves increased.

"Oh~"

At first, the red-eyed mad rhinoceros was in pain when the dagger was stabbed into it, but now it had gotten used to it. Each time the fierce black wolves bit the tip of the dagger, it caused the other end to stir inside the rhinoceros, creating a strange pleasure, as if opening a new door for it.

The fierce black wolves were now really panicked, retreating and whispering to each other:

"This guy's shit is really poisonous!"

The leader of the fierce black wolves was furious: "How can shit be poisonous? Is the experience passed down through our clan for thousands of years false?"

"You try it then!" Another fierce black wolf, who had always been at odds with the leader and was almost as big as him, said.

"I'll do it!"

The leader of the fierce black wolves knew the other wolf had always coveted his position. Noticing the fear in his subordinates, he knew his authority would be greatly damaged if he didn't act. So he decided to take action personally to restore his dominance.

He circled around the red-eyed mad rhinoceros's rear, found the best opportunity, and pounced like a bolt of lightning. He knew he could tear out the rhinoceros's intestines in the next moment.

At that moment, the red-eyed mad rhinoceros suddenly stiffened. After being blocked for so long and the buildup of gas from the fight, its abdomen twitched, and with a "pfft~" sound, it released a loud fart, spraying out a large amount of old shit, which also dislodged the dagger.

The fierce black wolf was splattered with shit and was about to get angry when it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground, dead.

It turned out that when the dagger was dislodged, although it wasn't enough to cause a fatal wound, it was enough to cut a gash on the wolf's face, which was enough to kill it.

Anger from the leader of the fierce black wolves: +10!

"The shit is really poisonous!"

"The king was killed by shit!"

...

The other fierce black wolves were already terrified. Seeing this, they scattered and ran into the forest.

The red-eyed mad rhinoceros shook its head. It didn't know what had happened, but the experience of being attacked by a group of fierce black wolves on its anus still made it nervous. It wobbled and ran away, no longer thinking about taking revenge on the human.

The valley returned to peace, and Zuan finally came down from the slope, spreading his arms: "Xiaoxi, be careful, I'll catch you."

Ji Xiaoxi blushed and shook her head: "No need."

She flipped and gracefully landed at the bottom of the valley, her posture as elegant as it could be.

Zuan remembered that her cultivation was higher than his and smiled awkwardly, running to the center of the battlefield and picking up the poisoned dagger.

Fortunately, the rhinoceros had spat it out; otherwise, he would have had to use a bottle of paralyzing poison to remove it.

"Hmm~ This smell~"

Despite the handkerchief, the dagger still had a strong, sour smell. Zuan took out his water bottle and washed it for a long time before putting it back in his pocket.

Ji Xiaoxi followed, originally wanting to borrow the dagger to see what kind of poison was on it, but seeing him put it away, she felt embarrassed to ask. After all, everyone has their own secrets for survival, and her request seemed unreasonable.

Seeing her hesitate, Zuan misunderstood and picked up a corner of the handkerchief and handed it to her: "Here, see if it can still be used after washing."

Looking at the handkerchief covered in greenish-yellow stains and emitting a foul odor, Ji Xiaoxi: "..."

Anger from Ji Xiaoxi: +1!

Zuan laughed. This girl had a good temper; even when she was angry, her anger value was only 1. Does she never get angry?

"You throw it away, I don't want it." Ji Xiaoxi forced a smile, feeling a bit guilty when she saw his sincere expression.

Zuan casually threw the handkerchief aside: "I'll buy a new one for you next time."

He wouldn't secretly keep the handkerchief. Not only would it be hard to clean, but the process would be disgusting.

Ji Xiaoxi nodded, not really caring, and looked at the scattered bodies of the fierce black wolves: "Let's quickly check if there are any dog treasures. If the pack comes back, it will be troublesome."

"Don't worry, those fierce black wolves are scared. They won't dare to come back for a while," Zuan said, though he didn't know that the fleeing wolves were so shaken by the incident that they wouldn't attack the anus of their targets for months, almost starving to death.

Despite his words, Zuan didn't waste time and quickly gutted the wolf bodies. Including the one he already had, he collected a total of twelve dog treasures.

Unfortunately, there were no magic cores or crystals. Zuan was a bit disappointed. In his previous life, he had read so many novels and was quite looking forward to some rewards. He searched the leader's body thoroughly but found nothing.

"You're really amazing, killing so many fierce black wolves alone," Ji Xiaoxi's big eyes were full of admiration.

"Haha, you flatter me, you flatter me," Zuan said humbly, but his face showed he wanted more praise.

Seeing him collect the dog treasures, Ji Xiaoxi hesitated for a long time before saying: "I have a request, I hope you don't mind."