Chapter 2

"Hey, little bro, why are you so gloomy this early morning? Dad made us some century egg and lean meat porridge!"

In the spacious dining room, Yang Kaixin was eating a custard bun with a runny center while taking care of Larvitar, who was drinking moo-moo milk. She noticed Yang Kaibai, who looked somewhat numb in his seat, but didn't know what had happened.

"Kadabra... bra!"

Looking at the abundant breakfast on the table, Kadabra squinted with a smile, grabbing one custard bun with each claw and shoving them into his mouth without stopping.

Kadabra's yellow belly visibly swelled up.

On one side was the extremely elegant eater, Larvitar, and on the other was the messy eater, Kadabra...

Yang Kaibai's current state of mind... was just like that of Misty from the Pokémon anime when she first met Kadabra.

It was frustrating, really frustrating!

"Are you worried about the upcoming national unified Pokémon battle preliminary test? It's just a preliminary test. With our family's conditions... plain water, we don't need to worry! Besides, with your sister here, we'll dominate! You and Kadabra will do the 'bra,' and I and Larvitar will do the 'dominating'!"

"Bra!"

Kadabra raised one of his claws in high agreement with Yang Kaixin.

Yang Kaibai's eyelids twitched when he saw that the raised claw still held a bun.

Why did he end up with a Kadabra?

So carefree...

His head was aching!

Why did his sister Yang Kaixin get a Larvitar as her starter Pokémon?

Could it be that...

His sister Yang Kaixin was the real穿越者 (穿越者 means "穿越者" in Chinese, which can be translated as "穿越者" in English, but in this context, it means "time traveler")?

Thinking of his mother, a star trainer, and his father, who rode a Charizard to work...

Even their house was much more upscale than in his previous life...

How to put it?

It felt like the whole family had been transported to a parallel world with Pokémon...

Yang Kaibai was just an extra in this grand transportation.

A pure and simple victim.

What could Yang Kaibai say?

Sigh...

Give up!

"Yang Kaibai, I and Larvitar are done eating. Since you eat slowly, you can wash the bowls! Don't forget to report to the class before 8 a.m.!"

"Larvitar, we need to work hard and shine today!"

"Lalalalalala!"

Yang Kaixin raised her Larvitar and spun out of the dining room, looking very energetic, which was hard to imagine for Yang Kaibai's real sister.

Happiness and joy were all hers...

Yang Kaibai opened his mouth.

His gaze fell on the Kadabra beside him.

"Bra?"

Kadabra noticed that Yang Kaibai's mood wasn't high, but he didn't know what had happened.

However, he knew that Yang Kaibai hadn't eaten much, so he immediately offered the half-eaten custard bun in his right claw.

Yang Kaibai looked at the half-eaten custard bun in Kadabra's claw, feeling a bit complicated.

To be honest, if Yang Kaibai had to choose a starter Pokémon again, Kadabra would definitely not be on his list.

It's like a Husky; watching Misty's Kadabra in the anime is purely for entertainment, but if you really had to raise one, it would be a headache.

With Yang Kaibai's family conditions, his sister Yang Kaixin could have a Larvitar, and if he wanted a Squirtle, it wasn't impossible...

But why did the final choice end up being a Kadabra?

However, seeing the half-eaten custard bun in Kadabra's claw, Yang Kaibai's mood improved a lot.

Since they had already been transported...

Could they go back?

Besides, Kadabra...

Actually looked quite... cute and simple!

There was no way to compare with Yang Kaixin's Larvitar, who was a gem!

"Kadabra~ bra!"

Seeing Yang Kaibai take the half-eaten custard bun from his claw and eat it, Kadabra's face lit up with a very happy smile.

He looked silly and foolish, but he knew who was good to him.

The world of Pokémon was very pure, without the complexity of the adult world.

"Kadabra, I have a secret question for you. Can you... use Psychic?"

Since Yang Kaibai had accepted Kadabra as his starter Pokémon, he naturally needed to prepare for the upcoming national unified Pokémon battle preliminary test.

Although he had some memories of the moves Kadabra could use, he felt he needed to re-evaluate.

"Kad... bra?"

Kadabra instinctively hugged his head.

Psychic?

What's that?

Can it... be eaten?

Kadabra's expression, hugging his head, was like a meme.

If there was a big question mark, the picture would be perfect!

Kadabra blinked.

His gaze was blank.

Yang Kaibai immediately gestured with his hand, still hopeful: "It's... a psychic-type move, which can move objects and attack opponents from a distance... for example, this custard bun in my hand... you can eat it without using your hands. Wait, Kadabra, what are you doing?!"

Yang Kaibai watched as Kadabra stood up on the chair, leaned forward, opened his beak, and swallowed the custard bun from his hand...

"Kadabra!"

Kadabra happily raised his two small claws.

Kadabra: (≧∇≦*)

Look!

Psychic!

He ate the bun from Yang Kaibai's hand without using his hands!

Psychic? Is that it?

Not much!

Yang Kaibai: ...

Oh my God!

Why is there a Kadabra like this?

Why did he, Yang Kaibai, end up with such a troublesome Pokémon?

Yang Kaibai felt a deep inner pain.

"Kadabra, that's not Psychic, it's not a psychic ability... forget it, I'll ask another question." Yang Kaibai felt his low blood pressure from the transportation was instantly cured, "What moves do you know now?"

Kadabra was a bit disappointed.

So, eating the bun that way... wasn't Psychic...

Even though he didn't use his claws.

Kadabra's disappointment quickly passed, as he began to hug his head and think deeply again!

What moves does he know?

What moves does he know...

"Kadabra, use Tail Whip!"

Yang Kaixin's clear voice echoed in the living room, accompanied by giggles.

Kadabra, who was frowning in the dining room, suddenly found a bright path!

Right!

He...

He knows Tail Whip!

Yang Kaibai stared in shock at the scene before him.

Kadabra...

Turned around, showing his duck tail, and while hugging his head, began to shyly wag his tail...

"Kadabra! Kadabra kadabra!"

While wagging, his face turned red!

Yang Kaibai's heart rate plummeted.

"Yang! Kai! Xin!!!"

"Coming, little bro! I've packed my bag, I'm off to school! Remember to wash the bowls! Larvitar, let's go! Hahaha..."

Yang Kaixin flew out of the house, laughing like a rural bully goose, and fled the scene.

In the large house, only Yang Kaibai was left...

Is this his real sister?

Victim!

A pure and simple victim!

At this moment, Yang Kaibai finally deeply felt the deep helplessness Misty had toward Kadabra in the anime...

So sad, so frustrated.

"Kadabra kadabra!"

Kadabra, having finished demonstrating the move, looked expectantly at Yang Kaibai for praise.

What could Yang Kaibai say?

He could only cry and say...

Fairy tales are all lies...

"Kadabra, well done!"

He really wanted to reward him with a bun as big as a fist like Misty...

...

"Kadabra kadabra!"