Chapter 73

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"Er Lang Zi, can you really make bullets?" Colonel Zhang knew that Hu Hao wouldn't boast about big things, but he wasn't sure about small things.

"Yes, do you have a press?" Hu Hao asked.

"You think I don't believe you? If we had a press, would we need you to say it! We can make it too!" A man who looked like an engineer said.

After hearing this, Hu Hao was very unhappy, "What if I boast? You don't even let me boast! I said I can make it, but I didn't say I can make it right now. With a press, I can make it. Without a press, how can I make it? How is it boasting?"

"With a press, as long as you're not a fool, anyone can be taught to make it. Really!" The engineer was also angry, unable to tolerate anyone boasting in front of him.

"Fine, aren't you an engineer? Why don't you make a press then?" Hu Hao began to counter.

"Do you think a press is easy to make? Only foreigners can make it. Really, you don't understand anything and still talk nonsense!" The engineer continued.

"Bullshit, how can I not understand anything? If foreigners can make it, why can't you? Are you missing an arm or a leg, or are you brain-dead?" Hu Hao said.

"What's brain-dead? What does it mean?" The engineer asked, a bit confused.

"Brain-dead means your IQ is not enough. Simply put, you're a fool. To put it more deeply, your IQ is worrying! Got it?" Hu Hao said.

"You @#$%&*! You're the one who's brain-dead! I'm the engineer here. What can you do? You might not even recognize big characters, and you're just a blacksmith's apprentice. How dare you call me brain-dead! I'm a mechanical engineering student from Northwest United University! Got it! A university student! Can a brain-dead person go to university? You @#$%&*! You're the one who's brain-dead!" The engineer, understanding what Hu Hao meant by brain-dead, started cursing.

"I can read, and I'm not a blacksmith. That bullshitter forced me to learn this! But remember, I'll go to the bullshitter. You look down on people who can't read and blacksmiths. The bullshitter has all these traits. I'll make the bullshitter give you a hard time! Hehe!" Hu Hao said with a sinister smile.

"Who is the bullshitter?" The engineer asked, a bit confused.

"The bullshitter is the one who claims to be the owner of this general store!" Hu Hao said.

"General store? There's no general store here! Who?" The engineer still didn't understand.

"You don't believe you're brain-dead. Forget it, I won't argue with you. I'm afraid my IQ will drop if I keep arguing. Brother, you tell him!" Hu Hao said to Colonel Zhang.

Colonel Zhang kicked Hu Hao several times, "You little brat, are you bored? You keep causing trouble for me. I'll deal with you when we get back!"

"Mr. Zhang, who is the bullshitter he mentioned?" The engineer asked.

"It's me, damn it! What if I can't read? What if I'm a blacksmith? And you, you @#$%&*! You're smearing my face as soon as you turn around! Just wait!" At this moment, Factory Manager Wang walked over and started cursing at the engineer and Hu Hao.

"No, I didn't say that about you!" The engineer said.

"Bullshit, I heard it all. Er Lang Zi, come with me, continue learning blacksmithing!" Factory Manager Wang said.

"No, if I learn from you, I'll become brain-dead. Luckily, I can still read a few characters and I'm not a blacksmith. If I learn from you, I'll really become brain-dead! Bullshitter, you go play by yourself, I'll stay with my brother!" Hu Hao said, smiling inwardly but pretending to be very concerned about the term "brain-dead."

"Bullshit, Engineer Li, how can being a blacksmith make you brain-dead? How can not recognizing characters make you brain-dead? You @#$%&*! Make a machine for me! You're a university student, and Er Lang Zi is right. If they can make it, why can't you? If you're not brain-dead, what are you?" When Factory Manager Wang heard Hu Hao calling him brain-dead and refusing to learn blacksmithing from him, he started cursing Engineer Li.

"I didn't call you brain-dead, I was talking about him! He forced me to say it. Besides, making a machine isn't that easy. We don't have a single factory in the country that can produce a machine for making bullets. How can I make it?" Engineer Li said, feeling wronged. What a mess, all because of that Er Lang Zi!

"Bullshit, if you can't make it, just say so. Why make up so many excuses? Is that interesting?" Hu Hao said.

When Colonel Zhang heard Hu Hao still fanning the flames, he raised his hand and hit Hu Hao, "Can't you shut up? Are you itching for a beating?"

"Brother, he called me brain-dead, and you don't help me! Why are you hitting me?" Hu Hao said while dodging.

"You're talking nonsense. You started it. If you didn't, he wouldn't have said it. Do you think I'm a fool?" Colonel Zhang continued hitting, and Hu Hao continued dodging.

"Enough, stop your act. Who are you performing for? You can't even hit him, and you're exhausting yourself!" Factory Manager Wang couldn't stand it anymore. He saw that Colonel Zhang wasn't hitting Hu Hao at all but was making a big show of it.

When Colonel Zhang heard Factory Manager Wang, he stopped and pointed at Hu Hao, "Next time, don't dodge when I hit you. If you dodge once, you eat a meal of sweet potatoes!"

"Ah! Brother, you're being unreasonable! You hit me, and I can't dodge? Bullshitter, you brain-dead, what's it to you if I dodge? We like it!" Hu Hao pointed at Factory Manager Wang and cursed.

"Shut up, you @#$%&*! You've been here for less than a day and already given me two nicknames. I haven't settled accounts with you yet!" Factory Manager Wang pointed at Hu Hao and cursed.

"Fine, come with me to learn blacksmithing!"

"No, it's boring. I'll help my brother make bullets!" Hu Hao looked up at the cave ceiling and said.

"You can't make anything. @#$%&*! You can't even learn blacksmithing, how can you make bullets?" Factory Manager Wang said.

When Colonel Zhang heard this, he immediately asked Hu Hao, "Er Lang Zi, tell me the truth, can you make a machine?"

"What? Him? Make a machine? Impossible! He can't even learn blacksmithing, and he's called Er Lang Zi. How can he make a machine?" Engineer Li said.

"Bullshit, if you can't learn blacksmithing, you can't make a machine. You @#$%&*! You can't even blacksmith, but you can reload bullets," Factory Manager Wang said to Engineer Li, then asked Hu Hao kindly, "Er Lang Zi, can you really make a machine?"

"Yes, but you don't believe me, so I won't make it. Brother, I'm hungry. It's time to eat. Let's go!" Hu Hao said.

"Eat your @#$%&*! Hurry up and give me a straight answer. If you're lying, I'll tie you up and beat you to death!" Colonel Zhang said.

"Yes, what can't I do? But I won't make it because you don't believe me. After lunch, I still have to go learn blacksmithing with the bullshitter!" Hu Hao said.

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