Chapter 90 of 100
Chapter 90
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The internet at home is having issues, it took so long to get online! The internet speed is so slow! I'm sorry for the delayed update! "Erlangzi, open the door! If you don't open it, I'll set the house on fire!" Captain Zhang said, slapping the door. He then took out his lighter!
Hu Hao, seeing this through the door crack, quickly said, "Brother, the houses are connected. If you set it on fire, you'll burn down other people's houses too!"
Captain Zhang looked up and saw that all the houses were indeed connected. It was summer, and if a fire started and wasn't put out in time, it would definitely spread to other houses. He put the lighter back in his pocket.
"Erlangzi, if you don't open the door, I'll break your legs! Do you believe me!" Captain Zhang continued to pound on the door.
"Brother, I didn't cause any trouble this time, really!" Hu Hao quickly said.
"You're lying! If you didn't cause trouble, how did the car get here? Where did you go?" Captain Zhang said.
"Brother, I was walking and got tired, so I took the car from the Japanese. I went to buy cigarettes, I really ran out, Brother, I didn't cause any trouble this time!" Hu Hao shouted from inside the room.
"Buy cigarettes! You little brat, you told me you were going to report to headquarters, but you went to buy cigarettes! Tell me where you bought them, how many, and what else you did. If you don't open the door, I'll start ramming it with a log, do you believe me!" Captain Zhang shouted.
Hearing this, Hu Hao knew he couldn't avoid it this time, so he said, "Brother, I was really well-behaved this time and didn't cause any trouble. Brother, I'll open the door, but don't hit me!"
"Less talk, open the door quickly!" Captain Zhang said. After Hu Hao opened the door, Captain Zhang rushed in to hit him, but Hu Hao circled around the table to avoid him.
Captain Zhang couldn't hit him, so he shouted to the outside, "Xiao Li, come over!"
"Captain Zhang, Captain Wang needs me for something, I'll go over there first!" Guard Li shouted from outside, thinking to himself, "Don't involve me in your brotherly fight! I can't afford to mess with that Erlangzi! If I do, I'll end up getting hurt!" He then ran away. Captain Zhang had no choice.
"Stop running, did you hear me! I'm going to hit you today, you little brat, you dare to lie to me now. If I don't hit you, you'll fly next time! Hurry up!" Captain Zhang said while chasing him.
"Brother, if you throw the rope outside, I'll let you hit me!" Captain Zhang said. "Okay," Captain Zhang then went to the door, threw the rope on the ground, and immediately rushed to hit Hu Hao. Without the rope, Hu Hao wasn't afraid anymore. He had already figured out the belt trick.
"Stand still, or how can I hit you! If you move again, I'll tie you up with the rope and beat you, do you believe me!" Captain Zhang said. Hu Hao then stood still. Captain Zhang hit him a few times and stopped.
I really can't bring myself to hit Hu Hao, after all, he's been with me since he was 12! We relied on each other back then. This time, I'm just angry because Hu Hao dared to lie to me about buying cigarettes. He used to sneak out, but this time it was a more serious deception! So Captain Zhang wanted to warn him, or else he wouldn't know what Hu Hao would do next!
After hitting him a few times, Captain Zhang leaned over, panting. He was exhausted from chasing Hu Hao, and it was almost noon, so it was very hot! He said, "Who gave you this idea!" Captain Zhang asked.
"I thought of it myself!" Hu Hao said, lowering his head.
"Good, your brain is fine!" Captain Zhang said.
"Brother, there's still a problem!" Hu Hao quickly said.
"What problem, you can fool others but not me, I know what you're up to!" Captain Zhang said, looking outside to see if anyone was there, but there was no one!
"Stop pretending to be pitiful! A few hits won't hurt you with your thick skin. I'm the one who's exhausted. Now, get into a horse stance, do you hear me!" Captain Zhang said.
"Ah, Brother, how did you come up with this idea!" Hu Hao thought this was a punishment used by some perverted teachers in elementary and middle school. How did Captain Zhang know about it!
"Less talk, I learned this from a carpenter these past two days. He uses this to punish his apprentices. Hurry up, you know how to do it, so get into position!" Captain Zhang said.
"Ah! Really do it? Brother, can't you just hit me a few more times! This is a bit perverted!" Hu Hao said, a bit worried.
"I won't hit you anymore, I'm too tired. Get into position, do you hear me! Stay there for two incense sticks, hurry up!" Captain Zhang picked up the belt to hit him, and Hu Hao quickly got into the horse stance!
"You're squatting like you're pooping! Lift your butt higher! Don't move, stay like that! Now, I'll go light the incense!" Captain Zhang said, going into the room to get the incense. Hu Hao immediately stood up! When Captain Zhang came out and lit the incense, Hu Hao quickly got back into the horse stance!
After lighting the incense, Captain Zhang said, "Stay like that, I'll go see what you brought back!" He went back into the room, and Hu Hao stood up and sat on a chair.
"Brat, where did you get that Japanese flag!" Captain Zhang asked from inside.
"From the Japanese command center!" Hu Hao shouted from outside, quickly getting back into the horse stance when he saw Captain Zhang come out. Captain Zhang came out with the package containing the Japanese flag, which Hu Hao had taken out when he put the money in the box.
"Let me see what you brought back," Captain Zhang said, opening the package. Inside were various inkstones and an ink stick.
"Erlangzi, you went to the Japanese command center and brought back these things! What about the map, the defense map, and the Japanese documents? Why didn't you take them!" Captain Zhang said.
"Ah! I didn't think of it. I saw the pen was good, so I took it. Brother, the pen in your hand is a Parker, it's American and very valuable!" Hu Hao said, pointing to the pen in Captain Zhang's hand.
"You little brat, what the hell use are these things? I need the map and the Japanese defense plan! You little brat." Captain Zhang said, rushing to hit Hu Hao again. Hu Hao quickly stood up to avoid him. Captain Zhang hit him a few times and saw that Hu Hao was still standing, so he said,
"Get back into the horse stance!" He then looked at the items again. "What the hell are these things! Next time, remember to bring back the Japanese map and defense plan from the command center. What use are these things!"
He then put the pen in his shirt pocket. "This pen is nice! It looks good when I wear it! What else do you have? Didn't you have a big package? Why is there only a small package with cigarettes in the room!" Captain Zhang asked.
"Ah! Just one package!" Hu Hao pretended to be confused.
"Bullshit, do you think I'm blind! I can't tell the difference between one and two packages? Tell me where you hid it, or I'll find it myself and you'll be in trouble!" Captain Zhang said.
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