Chapter 192

Bottleneck

Following the “Ha Ha” sound, the atmosphere instantly quieted down.

Five seconds later, someone got pissed and jumped up from the ground, brutally throwing the transmitter stone away, while furiously shouting, ” Ha ha… Ha your sister, you all deceived me, spun me around and around like a toy.”

You XiaoMo was deathly angry, and to think he wasted all those times “withering away” from worrying about Ling Xiao. In the end, that bunch already had been in cahoots with each other, all except him who had been utterly fooled. He felt abandoned. What a bunch of assholes!

The stone transmitted Ling Xiao’s voice with a laughing undertone, “Xiao Shidi, don’t be mad, there is a reason I didn’t tell you right away, but I’m really happy to see you worry for me.”

The moment Ling Xiao said this, the SheQiu group understood and quickly dispersed, even the little innocent PiQiu was fast on his legs, although, he went to pick up the transmitter stone that was thrown earlier.

You XiaoMo rolled his eyes toward PiQiu, who wanted you to meddle in my business?

PiQiu pretend he was blind, can’t see anything, and then * pi pi* ran away.

You XiaoMo fiercely said, “You better have a reasonable explanation, one enough to convince me, or else….I won’t refine any magic pills for you to eat anymore.”

Ling Xiao,” Ha ha.”

Ha your sister ah! Hurry and tell me quick.

Ling Xiao seemed to received You XiaoMo resentment, so he started to explain, “Actually, Tang Fan arranged people to monitor you.”

Fuck, You XiaoMo realized that this “couldn’t be any shorter and simpler” of a sentence to succeed in persuading him, and he was hoping for a longer explanation, in the end the first sentence explained everything.

You XiaoMo suddenly remembered all the stuff he had done, anxiously saying, “You said Tang Fan arranged people to monitor me, which means he already learned everything I have done this past half month?”

Ling Xiao saw him getting frustrated and calmly said, “No, rest assured, Tang Fan didn’t send his men to monitor you side by side, only when you leave the peak, his men will follow you.”

You XiaoMo silently let out a sigh of relief, “Then it’s okay.”

He calmed himself down, he knew that he was making a fuss, if Tang Fan really sent people to closely monitor him, Ling Xiao would have certainly warned him beforehand and told him to be careful. But then, since he didn’t say anything, it was probably because that spy was not a threat.

Ling Xiao gave a *ha ha* laugh, “Not angry anymore?”

Dropping a bomb like that, You XiaoMo lost all his energy to get angry, “Are you still in the prison? When will you leave?”

Ling Xiao teased, “Miss me?”

You XiaoMo pouted, “Who would miss you?!”

Ling Xiao was very satisfied with his “mouth says one thing but heart speaks another,” softly saying, “Xiao Shidi, I miss you so much…”

You XiaoMo heart went on a rampage, how can he say something so easily, but he had underestimated Ling Xiao’s thick skin, what Ling Xiao said next made his pink blushing face quickly go red from anger.

“I really miss you…when you are naked from head to toe, such meticulous fair and smooth skin rubbing my body, so soft and delicate that it makes me horny every time. When that happens, what goes down there can’t help but go…hard, Xiao Shidi, what should I do now, I suddenly want to eat you…”

Ling Xiao’s vulgar voice slowly transmitted through the stone, every word seems to be bewitched, softly coaxing into You XiaoMo’s ear, making him unconsciously remember the skinship of those nights when Ling Xiao embraced him. This is absolutely a restricted image!

“Ah ah!!!” – You XiaoMo shockingly threw away the transmitter stone again.

Ling Xiao’s laugh spread through the air, and then a *plunk* sound and the stone dropped into the lake, the sound also disappearing.

SheQiu kicked little PiQiu into the lake, PiQiu bitterly looked at them, accepting his fate and dived down to pick up the stone again, giving it back to You XiaoMo.

You XiaoMo’s mouth twitched, he took the stone, then patted PiQiu’s little head, calmly saying, “PiQiu, you don’t have to pick it up next time.”

PiQiu looked at him, then silently ran away.

You XiaoMo swore, he could read the meaning in PiQiu’s eyes, “As long as you stop throwing it, I will stop picking it up,” this was literally threatening him.

The angry You XiaoMo directly averted the anger toward Ling Xiao, “If you don’t speak to the point, I won’t make any more magic pills for you.”

Ling Xiao held in his laughter, saying, “Ok, here is the issue, for the next month try not to leave your room as possible. No matter what happens, keep hiding inside. It’s safer, also, let SheQiu out to protect you.”

You XiaoMo excitedly said, “Don’t tell me you are ready to do something big?”

Ling Xiao said, “You can say it that way.”

You XiaoMo continued, “Are you plotting to overthrow and claim the throne?”

Ling Xiao said, “You can guess.”

You XiaoMo, “…”

That moment someone nearly blow his fuse again, Ling Xiao said, “You don’t have to ask anything, when the time comes you will know, the less people who know, the better.”

You XiaoMo reluctantly accepted,”So when will you escape the death prison?”

Ling Xiao paused a little, “Probably not that far, uhm, actually the death prison is very fun to play at.”

You XiaoMo blankly said, “Oh, then you might as well stay in there a few years, go and have a blast.”

Ling Xiao laughed, “I would like to ah, but this death prison doesn’t have your milky smooth body, and also your squishy soft butt. The fun will soon be boring, and I still longing for your…”

Body…

You XiaoMo finished the sentence for Ling Xiao inside his mind, wanting to faint, can this guy be anymore vulgar ah!

Although he succeed in contacting Ling Xiao, You XiaoMo once again got vulgarly roasted by Ling Xiao, simply speaking, this is literallyis a song sung by a Tibetan singer. In 1959, after China’s democratic reform and Tibet serf finally freed from hundred years of slavery, this song was composed (1965-1966) in order to celebrate this day. It also goes under the name “Liberated serf song